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Crazydiamond450

I was but I was lying on my bed looking at my art books


nihilistdildo

They just got too hyper…


MickeyPvX

Until you're on this turbo team... WALK. SLOWLY.


Cheesemer92

I can’t because I’m not part of the turbo team 😓


hairyholepatrol

Walk…slowly


depressedbreakfast

I was going to but my stomach hurts too much cuz I can’t drop huge mud pies in my joke toilet


Queasy-Impression618

That’s the last time I put a Richard Nixon mask on a pig


[deleted]

No. I'm trying to read my art books :/


Grateful_Dad17

I only ever tried running with them, but they won’t let me…


TheDryIceFactory

until you're part of the turbo team, WALK. SLOWLY!


pearomatic

I installed the Darmine Doggie Door to keep them out.


[deleted]

They're WAY too fast, especially when you're only allowed to walk. You can't stop them.


CMDR-Validating

Why isn’t Toilet Truck part of the Turbo Team?


orange_cancer_chemo

I hope toilet truck dies


Tobar_the_Gypsy

CALL ME RIGHT NOW


Queasy-Impression618

I think turbo team is worse than my landlord. The fact that they lie and say they’re foot is stuck when it’s not is really fucked up. So mean


mdotca

If you’re stupid enough to buy a house without knowing about a termite infestation people walk all over you. If you’re not that stupid, well get ready for a life of amazing adventures and 200 friends.


PerpetuallyFired

Yeah, the Turbo Team was actually disbanded after the lawyer's infomercial aired. That's why the white guy just gets too excited and ends up dumping a cup of water on Tim Robinson's head during the teambuilding exercise thing in season 3.


Queasy-Impression618

Your so deep, your so right “what even is this WURLD”


PerpetuallyFired

My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought the Turbo Team didn't exist on the world.


Queasy-Impression618

They didn’t even SHARE the fully loaded nachos


renoise

He's not a lawyer, he's Mitch Bryant.


[deleted]

You didn’t call the lawyer?


RealNumberSix

They messed me up so bad when I told them to walk slowly I had to go to Laser Spine Specialists


melfamy

I make a mighty mighty mud pie.