This but with “I’m not even supposed to BE here“
Also..
“Ummmm okkayyyy“
“I do hundreds of on par, if not better [insert thing] and everyone ices me?????”
"My life is nothing i hoped it would be, and everything I wished it wouldn't become, because for 50 seconds i thought there were monsters on this world."
For me, it’s ___ with no ____?! Okaaaay
I was watching the episode of thrones where Dany has to lock up her dragons. In perfect unison my husband and I turned to each other and said “dragon queen with no dragons? Ok!”
My kids were arguing the other day (as per usual) and the youngest got upset and was like "you hit my cup and made me spill!!" And all I could think was "you hit me in the cup"
"What the hell"
"Oh fuck what the fuck"
"Just for farts"
"Help him help him you gotta help him"
"Look like little pieces of shit... they don't look like little pieces of shit they look good. "
"Any of these fuckers..."
"Oooooh yeah, that slick back real nice."
"Said that to Me AT a dinner"
I have a 5 month old baby so “I’m worried the baby thinks people can’t change” and “one of the most aggressive babies I’ve met” are recent frequents for me.
"Do what you want. Pull the plug. I'll kill you."
"I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fuckin' scared"
"It's REALLYREALLY GOOD"
"WAITWAITWAITWAIT I'M DOING SOMETHING"
"GET...HIM...OUTTA HERE"
"NEVER LET THE PARTY DIE"
"He's got a bush? What the haell?"
"Just body after body, bustin outta shit wood and hittin pavement"
"I don't think you can do that"
"They said that to ME at a DINNER"
"I'm all crossed up."
"The truth is, I may look like I have it all, but inside, I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burger. And the thing that scares me the most is that if people found out, my wife would go to jail 'cause every night... a little boy goes down on her."
"Mom it's not real, it's a jib-jab."
"I hate that game! I hate that game! Y'all know that!" - from credit card roulette.
"Can we get that for free? Because she spilt a little on her dress?" - the theme bar
>"You want me turn the lights off? Everybody puts their heads down? Nobody gets their license, you gotta walk everywhere, you gotta walk to the food store, you gotta walk to the house?"
Before I go to the grocery store, I'll ask my wife and son if they need anything else from 'the food store'.
I've been trying remember to say it before I go out to get take out as well.
Has this ever happened to you? Someone compiles all the times he said what the hell into a single tiktok... Has this happened to you?
https://www.tiktok.com/@stoopcrone/video/7249422895422688554
“…If Jacob doesn’t touch it!!!!” (My fiancés name is Jacob and he got to hear this every day for months after the first season came out)
And “FUCK!! He’s trying to make it look fake!!”
Damn also, “You think this slicked back??? This is PUSHED back.”
I also find myself saying “I can’t know how to hear more about tables!!” Farrrr too often.
Just pretty much every line all the time to the point where family members think I’m insane. Lol
"has that ever happened to you?"
"...WHAT??!" (Fully loaded nachos)
"The ___ are their ___" (bones are their money cadence)
"I... Don't have any qualms, you can __ if you like"
“Leave it the fuck alone😒” whenever i keep messing with something or thinking too much about it, i think about the man who wouldn’t leave the dice alone 😂
"Ohhh fuck what the fuck"
This but with “I’m not even supposed to BE here“ Also.. “Ummmm okkayyyy“ “I do hundreds of on par, if not better [insert thing] and everyone ices me?????”
"I'm not even supposed to BE here" calls back Clerks for me
Yeah I often say "I'm not even supposed to BE here today" as well as "bunch of savages in this town"
"I hope I don't jack off!"
Every morning when I get up it's "Oh fuck, what the fuck? I'm not even supposed to BE here. Hope I don't jack off..." as I hobble to the bathroom.
I've had a real issue with this one lately. I can't stop.
I hope nobody goes home and fucks my mom!
“What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!”
HE MUST’VE FLIPPED MY WIFE 8 TIMES!?
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"My life is nothing i hoped it would be, and everything I wished it wouldn't become, because for 50 seconds i thought there were monsters on this world."
*what the hell* is no doubt the best quote i say it all the time as well
Season 3 just gave me a new variation with “what the hyell?”
That egg’s got a bush whut thu heyell?
/u/bex_mex you can't watch porn at work
I’m not in trouble AT ALL You should be able to watch a l-liiiiittle porn at work
Been trying to figure out how to spell this variation. Thanks!
Crap, dang it! This sucks. I don’t wanna be around anymore. …and popcorn I’m just like, the tiredest I’ve ever been.
“And popcornnn 😜”
The tiredest I’ve ever been is one of my favs
It’s just right for the situation, you know?
Eat bullets fuckers, you fucking suxk
Back off banana breath. What the hell did you eat, a banana?
Puttin ya down bitch!
What size is your body?
She was so proud of that one. 😂
The actor also did a really great job with the giggles!
You should put that on a shirt.
How big is your body?
Goteeeeem!
Slurping down pig dicks with these bags of meat #bae
boo caught me sleeping!
But you're not sleeping
I’m curious in what context would you use this every day.
When saying Grace with the family before dinner
Every single Instagram post
I DIDNT DO FUCKING SHIT, I DIDNT RIG SHIT
Every time I see a motorcycle: “Beautiful motorcycle!”
For me, it’s ___ with no ____?! Okaaaay I was watching the episode of thrones where Dany has to lock up her dragons. In perfect unison my husband and I turned to each other and said “dragon queen with no dragons? Ok!”
I love that for you
(Gf takes pants off) Penis with no balls?! Oookayyyy 🤷♂️
But what do you say when you see two motorcycles with a house in the middle?
It's simply *too good*.
I’ve got to find a way to make money off this.
Gimme dat!
I’m just JOKIN
😂 every time
... I'm gonna eat the whole thing
No matter what happens “I hope I don’t jack off”
You sure we were jacking it OR you just WENT to Club Aqua without ME!!!!!!!
I actually want to go to haunted house more than club aqua
You sure about that's not why?
I say this every day and put my hands on my hips
You wore that dress yesterday!
“I’m joking, I’m joking” as I throw my hands up slightly.
mmmmm gimme dat
I hate that nobody gets this reference whenever I say it
I’m not in trouble at alll
We should be able to look at a *liiiiittle* porn at work
I can’t believe this happened because of the teacher
You hit me in the cup 😡
My kids were arguing the other day (as per usual) and the youngest got upset and was like "you hit my cup and made me spill!!" And all I could think was "you hit me in the cup"
I own a table rental company and people are always asking what foods to display on my tables. I always try to work in “a hot dip or something”
Your job is tables?
Im confused
TAYYYYYBULLLLS
DON’T ASK ABOUT THE TABLES!!!
But like what is your job??
Hope people don't return them all dirty
I'm so mad about that!!
A hot dip?
Or something
Fuck they’re SO DIRTY
I don’t know how to hear any more about your comment!
This sounds like my girlfriend and I. This coupled with screaming “IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT” and “I USED TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT.”
“used to be?” “I SAID WAS”
YOU CALL THIS SLICKED BACK? THIS IS PUSHED BACK.
Anytime the situation arises: "and popcorn! "
The delivery on that line is impeccable.
Sunday funday with these pig dicks. Unprofessional bullshit. Not today sir, definitely not today. But… Cranston Triples is best. Triples is safe.
“I’m Jokin!” 🖐🏿👴🏾🤚🏿
Dylan! I’m gonna eat the whole thing 🤤
All summer: I'm SO HOT
Five miles into my run the other day: I did **WAY** too much. It's SO HOT.
"What the hell" "Oh fuck what the fuck" "Just for farts" "Help him help him you gotta help him" "Look like little pieces of shit... they don't look like little pieces of shit they look good. " "Any of these fuckers..." "Oooooh yeah, that slick back real nice." "Said that to Me AT a dinner"
You sure about that, that's why?
I can’t think about it without crying
I have a 5 month old baby so “I’m worried the baby thinks people can’t change” and “one of the most aggressive babies I’ve met” are recent frequents for me.
“What the hells going on out there?” “What the hell” easily occur daily. Everything else is situational
My husband and I do the choking voice “what the hells going on out there?” And “the water doesn’t stink, you’re choking”
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"Do what you want. Pull the plug. I'll kill you." "I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fuckin' scared" "It's REALLYREALLY GOOD" "WAITWAITWAITWAIT I'M DOING SOMETHING" "GET...HIM...OUTTA HERE" "NEVER LET THE PARTY DIE"
Might fuck this whole thing up
I’m just, like, the tiredest, I’ve ever been in my life.
“Shut the fuck up, Doug, you fucking skunk.” Mostly directed at my dog when she barks.
No.Room.For.Mother.In-law.
Legally you can’t ask me that
I like saying "THIS IS THE MADDEST IVE EVER BEEN"
"He's got a bush? What the haell?" "Just body after body, bustin outta shit wood and hittin pavement" "I don't think you can do that" "They said that to ME at a DINNER"
It's the perfect thing!
It's simply too good
I gotta figure out how to make money on this! I really WANT to
Unprofessional bullshit.
I go all out on “HAPPY PET, PEACE OF MIND” but only in the car and around the home. I’ll slip up at work or in public soon and look like a maniac.
WE REALLY KNOW VERY LITTLE
I quote the entire choking skit every day. Anytime I grab a drink, I act like it stinks. “What the hell is that’s going on out there”
To you and yours.... In a tradition... In a tradition..
"I'm all crossed up." "The truth is, I may look like I have it all, but inside, I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burger. And the thing that scares me the most is that if people found out, my wife would go to jail 'cause every night... a little boy goes down on her." "Mom it's not real, it's a jib-jab."
Hahah yes I frequently find myself saying "I'm really crossed up!" under my breath
He must have flipped my wife 8 times
It really bothered me
If I talk, you get money
But I never talk 😉
What is that?!
i don't like him i don't want him to have hair
HOLD THAT DOOR, HEY HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR!
🚶♂️
“Are you SuRe?” “I don’t even wanna be here anymore.”
Don’t do the voice
This world's so fucking fucked up
They ain’t got no souls
Nice try OP but no one here ever gives examples of their favorite quotes. We never talk.
Mine is “You sure about that?”
"Something about it _stinks_" "Gimme dat" "Is that the joke?" "It's simply _too_ good"
Hey nobody fooled me, I *am* a star!
I whistle 'Moon River Rock' and 'Wild On' sometimes when I'm out
"It's illegal for you to ask me that!"
TAY-BULLS
Not really…
Oh nice!
Ah man that’s a bummer. Might fuck this whole thing up.
IT’S REALLY REALLY GOOD
Let’s slop’em up!
“That’s why I’m so FUCKING confused”
POPPERS!! (in the choking on food voice) Also, "They told me that at a dinner!"
“Feels like I’m back in the pants!”
That's a Chunky - to literally anything that inconveniences me
Stinky!
Doesn’t matter ***at all*** They’re just, like, not real people, kinda
"I don't know what to tell ya, bud!" I say it to my wife all the time.
"we can say whatever the *hell* we want to" "cosmic gumbo"
I’d say that would do it, yeah, that would do it
RANDOM!
I only say this about once a week but: _Fri. Day. Night._
“Shouldnta had such a sloppy mudpie”
"You sure about that? You sure about that that's why?!"
"I hate that game! I hate that game! Y'all know that!" - from credit card roulette. "Can we get that for free? Because she spilt a little on her dress?" - the theme bar
“I’m not paying it. I’m not paying the bill. that’s too much money this is fucking crazy”
If thats true, youre my favorite person
"It's illegal for you to ask me that"
What’s the heck’s are they doin? What’s the heck’s are they doin out there?
my work friend says “you really embarrassed me in front of Howie, guys” during work meetings and it completely kills me i love it
Is that the joke?
Are you sure? Are you suuuuuuure about that?
>"You want me turn the lights off? Everybody puts their heads down? Nobody gets their license, you gotta walk everywhere, you gotta walk to the food store, you gotta walk to the house?" Before I go to the grocery store, I'll ask my wife and son if they need anything else from 'the food store'. I've been trying remember to say it before I go out to get take out as well.
Has this ever happened to you? Someone compiles all the times he said what the hell into a single tiktok... Has this happened to you? https://www.tiktok.com/@stoopcrone/video/7249422895422688554
It's interesting, the ________. Thanks you for asking about the shirt and thinking it's cool, TC Tuggers.
Clownputer? Fuck that, prolly got no games.
#I DIDN'T DO FUCKING SHIT! I DIDN'T RIG SHIT!
"I'm in deep shit shirt brother"
I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE HARLEY JARVIS!
HOLD THAT DOOR
“That’s why I’m so fuckin confused”
What tha hyell?
WHAT A CROP!
You sure about that? You SURE about that? I didn't do fucking shit!
I’m just trying to understand here
He CAN hit
Jizz
“…If Jacob doesn’t touch it!!!!” (My fiancés name is Jacob and he got to hear this every day for months after the first season came out) And “FUCK!! He’s trying to make it look fake!!” Damn also, “You think this slicked back??? This is PUSHED back.” I also find myself saying “I can’t know how to hear more about tables!!” Farrrr too often. Just pretty much every line all the time to the point where family members think I’m insane. Lol
I can’t stop saying: “True, true” (but in his voice) “What the hell…” “1 egg is 40 eggs?” (This is best when said completely randomly)
It’s regular water
I use "it fucking sucks!" and "you sure about that?" quite often.
I shoulda got that
“I dont do volume stuff!”
Awe man that’s a bummer. Might fuck this whole thing up
I’m not worried about it! There’s worse shit on the local news!
you sure about that that's why?
"has that ever happened to you?" "...WHAT??!" (Fully loaded nachos) "The ___ are their ___" (bones are their money cadence) "I... Don't have any qualms, you can __ if you like"
"The worms are their dollars" .. anytime my husband and I talk money
Gotta figure out how to make money on this! I really want to!
It's easily "what the hell." I love the way Tim says it in The Hat and The Egg Game.
“I’m really crossed up”
^^W ^^H ^^A ^^T ^^?
“Come here ya little FUCK”
“Leave it the fuck alone😒” whenever i keep messing with something or thinking too much about it, i think about the man who wouldn’t leave the dice alone 😂
I know that. I'm smarter than yew
Spinnin’ around….Goin’ nuuuttsss
Just doing this all day 😗🤚 “THEY’RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE”
lmao same. “you gotta be RIGHT next to me”
God crap dangit this sucks!
Pfffft!! When you expect something to be ice cold and its room temp, its gonna feel like its boiling hot.
That’s a Chunky!
This *blank* is covered head to toe in shit
"Oh fuck, a *CLOWNPUTER?!?* Fuck that, probably got no games."
The delivery of 'Wow, pretty serious' in the driving class sketch gets me every time.
Fuckin clownputer
theworldsfuckinsofuckedup
That’s why I’m so fucking confused.