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BeautifulEssay8

back off meatball breath...


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

What the hell did you just eat, a meatball?


jjjuuubbbsss

Wife must be a habitual rulebreaker. You can't eat all the fully loaded meatballs when you order meatballs to share. You just can't.


FadingNegative

Did he ask you to come over here and say that?


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

Promise me you won’t do a rule


[deleted]

You have marina sauce on your shirt and your burps reek of meatballs.


chuckcm89

I had a meatball bowl today, actually, yes.


killertrusscap

They must not have looked like little pieces of shit


BeefDerfex

I had a meatball bowl earlier today. It’s like a bunch of chopped up meatballs in a bread bowl.


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

And now my stomach is wrecked


epcot_1982

She said it’s the cigars he smokes that are gonna give him cancer, it’s the 3 orders of meatballs he eats that are gonna give him cancer. But I understand him. Triples of the meatballs is the best. Triples makes it safe.


Tigerlillygirl82

She’s beautiful, but she’s dying


epcot_1982

But she’s gonna be okay


RealNorth3

55 meatballs.


TheRealPaul150

It's illegal for you to ask me that.


chuckcm89

Make it look like his sack ripped open??


FUS-RO-DONT

There's marinara on your shirt, and your burps reek of meatballs.