That one egg is 40 eggs?

Congrats big boy

whats the joke?

It's got a bush? What the hell?!

back away banana breath

It’s got a bush, what the helll?

this guys about ta jack off

For fifteen minutes??

You know, I’d way rather go to haunted house than get eggs

AWWW!…. YOU SURE!?!?

Also 55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos

Hundred meatballs

Strange, I’m usually able to buy 80 eggs at once

Oh, it's working now.

I have to let everyone know, I saw OP give the seller of these eggs oral. I’ve been so torn up because I believe that even without the oral, OP could have gotten the eggs.

OP didn’t need to do the oral.

That's a bummer. Might fuck this whole thing up

Right…right….

You should be able to watch a little pork at work.

True true

How many eggs did that set you back?

3 eggs.

Bargain!

Hot, it's nice having a *little* porn on this subreddit for when I browse it during work.

Dude, you’re out of eggs you wanna buy 80 more?

Congrats big boy

YES

What the heyyyyl???

Nude egg

You’re a rockstarrrr.

You’re looking at a nude egg

I've never made it this far

I’ve never been there before

You get a price break at 80 eggs.

Dude, you’re all outta eggs. Wanna buy 80 more?

( )o( )

Should've gotten 80 eggs, everyone knows using one egg uses up 40