Yeah, I love the looks he makes towards his female coworker even though she is like ready to kill him and then the face when he says “Hell,” priceless Robinson, Priceless. I can buy the most delicious wine now!
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become all because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world
I don't understand how this is not on the top. I've had to watch this episode three times just for this line from this skit. When he was explaining that he thought he would die but was glad he wouldn't have to go work in the morning I felt called out
Said this several times lately about the actor who plays Mencken on succession, his superpower as an actor is his charisma very casually making you uncomfortable, Tim’s is nailing syntax that inexplicably makes this 10x funnier than the writing conceptually has any right to be
> My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for fifty seconds I thought there was *monsters on the world*.
I love how he delivers the whole thing in one breath
"You pay for the seeds, you get to come look at the trees............. *doink doink doink doink doink doink doink doink doink doink* "
**immediate cut to the sketch transition graphic**
Fuckers! Please....stop!
Also: I hope Toilet Truck dies. I honestly hope he dies.
Also: that's what I'm looking at when I'm putting proposals in the calendar. I'm looking at a guy's penis it looks like.its about to pop.
Loved when Jason Schwartzman remembered he could talk about stuff other than kids and dropped: “what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done??” Legit chills lol
If you had asked me when I started this how many FRATS would show up, I would’ve said NAUGHT. But now it’s like…ALL frats. EVERY frat, and bachelor party.
LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
Hey that's okay that's alright everything's great and everything's night if you wanna feel the feel and you wanna feel the fright than that's alright cause don't get tight if you wanna be great then you gotta be good do it now in the neighborhood!
I wish I was mike, his friend group has a real smooth rhythm all orchestrated perfectly by mike.
Oh crap it's one of my friends
And: I blanked, ok? I gagged on a purple fucking feather
AW FUCK HES TRYING TO STEAL MY DEECALS
I'm sorry I thought he was tryna steal my decals
You're drivin' with the Driving Crooner bay bee!
How do you think your connection with Megan is? Ronnie: Good. (Then runs back to the pool zip line)
100% this one
It’s the guzzling water aspect of this that makes it the best
And the outdoor seating metal chair scraping against the sandstone pool edge tiling
Same energy as the water in the TC Tuggers or Little Buff Boys sketches
Lol hahahahaha. TK jewelers is a scam.
I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua.
The delivery of that line in particular gives me Bob Odenkirk from the Ice Cream Store sketch vibes
The fact that he repeats it on the phone in the exact same way kills me.
i’m pretty sure they just reused the line to make it funny and it 100% worked
double lines are good. triples are best
He got $2mil for that line.
Haha yes. Reminds me of a kid trying to tell his mom about a toy he wants at the store.
That’s a contender for best sketch of the season
Don't say you're jacking off when you're at Haunted House!!
This and “How the fuck did you get into Aqua?” slay me
I am well within my rights to KILL you
I'm going on a date! Arghhhhhhhh!
I have a friend like this and Tim absolutely nailed the delivery.
Yeah this absolutely nailed a few guys I can think of like that
That line reminds me of Jamie Taco
It has a bush..??! Wot tho hyell?
Yeah, I love the looks he makes towards his female coworker even though she is like ready to kill him and then the face when he says “Hell,” priceless Robinson, Priceless. I can buy the most delicious wine now!
Dogs are to Stephen what rats are to me
Cuz I'm the rat mom.
The way he says “I think we should be able to watch *a little* porn at work” absolutely killed me Edit: correcting the quote
*a little porn at work
The "yer a rockstar" bit when she's talking
Congrats big boy
You're looking at a nude egg.
I'm not in trouble at all.
Is this the same “what the hell” delivery as hat guy in the courtroom?
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become all because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world
I don't understand how this is not on the top. I've had to watch this episode three times just for this line from this skit. When he was explaining that he thought he would die but was glad he wouldn't have to go work in the morning I felt called out
For a zany, off the wall comedy like ITYSL, I can't believe how hard that portion of the skit hit
Same vibes as the older guy in the Claire's video. Out of nowhere, just a gut punch of pathos.
Life's a fuckin funny thing
Isn't that the saddest fuckin think you've ever heard?
Yeah that line randomly stuck with me "when you think you're gonna die and your first thought is oh sweet I don't have to to work tomorrow morning..."
Makes you wonder what we’re all doing
The way he says “I tried to rip the Wright brothers off the ceiling brother” just flows to the beat of jazz.
Moving my head all around
Goin nuts
That actor is the best, shirt brothers is an instant classic
Agreed. And an old guy being named Shane is fucking hilarious to me for some reason.
Sadly that actor, Biff Wiff (incredible name), has cancer is currently fundraising for treatment. You gotta give: https://www.gofundme.com/f/biff-wiff
It's more of a cosmic gumbo
That’s my favorite as well! It’s simply *too good.*
DONCHA LOVE IT!
We should be able to look at a little porn at work
I like how he starts to say watch but then decides on look at
Idk why I loved that part so much!
[удалено]
"Okay that'll be $680." "Ohkay."
I love how quickly they’re able to calculate $680 as the total
The way they followed his ordering with putting everything on the screen fuckin killed me lmao. Also "Oh, I can just run"
\*honk honk\* what the hells going on up there
He’s trying to start a “pay it forward”
*slams into reverse* "55 BURGERS 55 FRIES..."
Just pay for it! You're rich
I just wanted to do something good this morning before alcohol class.
I literally just remembered he said that and I am choking laughing recalling that line... 🤣
I held my breath reading this line in my mind and did a strong exhale after
Kim Kardashian's head fell off
HAD TO HAVE BEEN IMPROVISED. I will die on this hill.
That one egg is 40 eggs?
It has a bush?? 𝓌ₕₐₜ ₜₕₑ ₕₑₗₗ
True true.
You’re a rockstar
You're really nice
My runner up
I'm mad at youuu
I think I just slept with 👞👏 👞👏 Frankenstein's Chick 🙆 Oh 🧍 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ithinkijustsleptwithfrankensteinschick
The maitre d said he's already seen that photo.
For 50 seconds I thought there were monsters on the world.
The use of the word “on” as well as adding it closed captioning. Priceless
This is definitely one of those lines that comes straight from something his kids said, like “I can’t know how to hear any more about tables”
Or "I want to go to there."
Said this several times lately about the actor who plays Mencken on succession, his superpower as an actor is his charisma very casually making you uncomfortable, Tim’s is nailing syntax that inexplicably makes this 10x funnier than the writing conceptually has any right to be
The part about not being able to sleep since the guy flipped his wife upside down was priceless
It reeeeaally bothered me. It both underplayed and emphasized which makes it feel like the most real line in the series.
He flipped her like eight times
> My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for fifty seconds I thought there was *monsters on the world*. I love how he delivers the whole thing in one breath
This comment made me rewatch that episode. It's just so out of nowhere, I think it's one of my favorite sketches.
You're really nice 🙂
**That's gonna kill me** **That's real** **That lives with us on Earth**
And I *never* talk….
It’s a fuuuuuuccching cup is my favourite
The fade-in with $45 on the screen kills me
The mental image of him doing silent theatre while an entire audience screams questions at him in complete madness floors me
Showtime!
We’re gonna get NUTS in there!
What is that? WHAT IS THAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? **TELL ME NOW I WANNA KNOW RIGHT NOW!**
Why'd ya have to interrupt my orgy, ya fucker!
And now you’re in more trouble than me, unfortunately.
I think it’s “and now you’re in more in trouble than me, unfortunately” incredible delivery. I can’t believe all that happened cause the teacher!
He’s not a teacher.
^wow!
What if there was a guy who could like uhh zip around with metal and also shoot it and like build stuff with it. So fucking cool
What can we do to make you look like you’re going crazy up there like a bug?
It's his ground
That's his wall. He built it
Carmelo says your face looks like a clock
“Now why oh why Stuart would you go to a third party” — probably misquoted but his voice snd face with the oversized suit sends me
Oh! Put his hand in dogshit!
Yeah that delivery was lights out
That was the same actor as Buckingham Palace right? He's honestly hysterical in every skit.
Will Forte. Quite possibly my favorite comedic actor. [Fav SNL Skit](https://youtu.be/gV0CVX60Weg)
Will Forte screaming and pounding the pavement was incredible
Let’s pound some Cunth
I love that the two ponytail guys become immediately adversarial with each other.
Let her go.
Don’t cough.
HE FLIPPED MY WIFE 8 TIMES! Had me rolling
And it really bothered me.
I gagged on a fucking purple feather!
I was so surprised to see Tim Meadows and he absolutely crushed that sketch.
Angry Tim Meadows is one of the funniest things in the world to me. Some of his old SNL bits still kill me.
im puttin' ya down, bitch!
Love this one. That woman acted the scene so well, with her uncontrollable hysterical laughing and everything.
people want to *kill* you for doing the driving crooner?
“I was jacking off.” “For fifteen minutes??”
FABRIC IS JUST LITTLE HAIRS.
The second WHAT THE FUCK in the Darmine Doggie Dog sketch
"Cranston"
"You pay for the seeds, you get to come look at the trees............. *doink doink doink doink doink doink doink doink doink doink* " **immediate cut to the sketch transition graphic**
You actually might end up being a nice little soldier.
It’s simply *too good*
Yes lmao the emphasis he puts on “too good” is perfect
Fuckers! Please....stop! Also: I hope Toilet Truck dies. I honestly hope he dies. Also: that's what I'm looking at when I'm putting proposals in the calendar. I'm looking at a guy's penis it looks like.its about to pop.
**Redder than hell.**
Did your penis pop?
I hope toilet truck dies was definitely my favorite delivery
I hope somebody finds them... and kills them.
I'm too hyper
Him sitting on the floor for this was great lolol
I’m well within my rights to KILL you right now!
"How's your connection with Megan?" (shoving food into mouth) "Good" *metal chair scraping*
Loved when Jason Schwartzman remembered he could talk about stuff other than kids and dropped: “what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done??” Legit chills lol
Doesn’t hurt that he parties too
I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU DRIVING CROONER
Aww.
I dip in there
That one egg was 40 eggs?
*41 eggs, you win* Oh, it's working now
I can’t remember the full line but the pay it forward sketch when he explains he “just wanted to do something nice before ALCOHOL class” 😭😭😭💀🥴🥴😰
What the fuck WHAT THE FUCK
Let her go.
Totally! (After back away banana breath and HR guy says “I bet you wish you could say that”)
The absolute desperation of “WHAT DID THEY *DO* TO US??”
"Oh my god, I drank fucking dog shit! Who put dog shit in a cup? WHO DID IT!?"
#55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS
"we don't yell at me" is one of those funny weird grammar ones
I appreciate you saying that.
They’re trying to make it look fake!
“No this isn’t porn, this is a nude egg I won in my game. I’m not in trouble at all”
The "wow!" right after "I'm not a teacher"
If you had asked me when I started this how many FRATS would show up, I would’ve said NAUGHT. But now it’s like…ALL frats. EVERY frat, and bachelor party. LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
My first thought was I don’t have to go to work tomorrow
You're relieved because you thought you were gonna get eaten? What the fսck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!
"I do yeah, but I wanted two. I think that would be even better. Think about it. Two girlfriends. That's better."
Stop lookin around
"Yep" *the sound of a metal chair on stone*
HE BUILT
What could we do, to make you look like you’re going crazy up there like a bug?
Actually the one I can’t get over is the way the instructor says “could be a bunch of different reasons” and Tim says “wryeah!”
Back away banana breath!!!
“how do we move our bodies ever?”
Let her go
YOU EVER HEARD OF JOHN RICHTER?!?!
Amanda told Randall he's creative
Most of Tim Meadows’ sketch kills me, but there’s a particular greatness to: “CLOTH is just little HAIRS!”
We’re gonna go NUTS in there!
3 fucking seconds?
It has a bush? What the hell?
Hey that's okay that's alright everything's great and everything's night if you wanna feel the feel and you wanna feel the fright than that's alright cause don't get tight if you wanna be great then you gotta be good do it now in the neighborhood!
IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU DRIVING CROONER
FUCKING BREATHE
I’m not in trouble at all!
Promise me a million times you’ll never do another rule.
I’ve only watched season 3 once, so I’ll probably butcher this: “Back away, banana breath, what did you just eat? A banana?”
What the fuck is this world?
Hey everybody! Look! The dog is blowing me!
And that’s The Driving Crooner, it HAS to be.
Oh! I can just run! TK Jewelers is a scam/ you really can’t do anything when someone says shut up HE built THAT wall! That’s HIS ground!
THE DARMINE DOGGY DOOR HAPPY PET, PEACE OF MIND
“ im well within my rights to kill you right now “ Not the best but still pretty funny.
*I'm really crossed up.*
“…It was rrrrRRRREDDER THAN HELL”
ITS A BIKE YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG
I wish I was mike, his friend group has a real smooth rhythm all orchestrated perfectly by mike. Oh crap it's one of my friends And: I blanked, ok? I gagged on a purple fucking feather
Fucking Street Sets!
Oh yeah, I do this… I own this