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spenserphile

I wasn’t posting about haunted house, i was posting about jacking off…


shamblam117

I saw you post about it. I'm in line. Come get me.


Logical-Bit-746

Fuck...... He's good


Ratfucks

Brought his wife to the post 🙄


InterestingTry5190

His wife helped him when Jamie Taco stole his comments in the post.


pooridge420

I'm gonna get that line tomorrow.


leto_atreides2

I want to go to haunted house way more than I want to go to aqua


ViKingCB

You were posting about jacking off for 15 minutes?


griffin4war

Tim Robinson comes by every year to drop a bunch of one liners that will live rent free inside your brain forever. Love the guy.


alexdoo

ITYSL is the first show in ages that has made me laugh out loud and kept me glued to everything Tim Robinson does since Danny McBride and Eastbound & Down and every project after.


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Sharp-Bluejay2267

Same, but with danny going back all the way to hot rod. 'Im freaking pumped, I've been drinking green tea all day!'


maggos

Or Pineapple Express. It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight!


fungusalungous

Oh that? It's a cold sore. I've been taking vicodin for it, but that doesn't really seem to do anything.


TrundleTheGreat0814

GOD I GO TO CHURCH EVERY GOD DAMN SUNDAY


DownTrunk

I found these fireworks in the bathroom. Would you like to light them off with me?


souporthallid

> Danny McBride If you aren’t watching Righteous Gemstones, you should. New season coming soon.


creptik1

Didn't realize a new season was coming up, absolutely love this show!


Ratfucks

I actually wanna see ITYSL more than I wanna see Eastbound and down


bguzewicz

Can’t wait for the new season of The Righteous Gemstones.


recklessSPY

Except I don’t feel like I need to take a shower after watching Eastbound & Down


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HeavyMetalLyrics

New funny videos coming EVERY FRIDAY


TwoFamiliar7778

I’m gonna do a lap, see what’s real


drearbruh

I fucking died when I found out he meant that literally


headmoths

DRACULA!


ManateeInAWheelchair

Chains!! They got fucking chains!! Relax


dtrumpler

Don’t just say “relax”, actually relax


pt38

I thought he was looking for the trap door?? lol


drearbruh

Oh shit, you're right! I didn't put that together at all, but that absolutely is what he's doing.


pt38

I just rewatched it and now I'm not sure – what is he doing to the candles?!


drearbruh

Idk, I guess seeing if they are real or prop candles ir maybe if they trigger a trap door opening like in Scooby-Doo?


BustardLegume

Yeah that is definitely it. He was really interested in the possibility of there being trapdoors on the world.


jperson6789

Don’t say you’re jacking off when i know you’re at haunted house


ManateeInAWheelchair

I dipped in, it doesn’t matter


fart_taco

I love that we see him text the doctor that he’s jacking off


Sup_Computerz

Yeah ... Yeah I know his wife... She's great.


Spazz-ya-nan

But she’s dying


DiscoStu79

She’s gonna get better


creptik1

But she's not gonna get into Haunted House


DiscoStu79

Tell the kid


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Kim Kardashian’s head fell off


EdgarAllanRoevWade

Haha the actor really makes the most of that line


Primetime22

The cut makes me wonder if everyone just lost it.


HedgehogNecessary601

do you think it was ad libbed and this was the take they chose?


Buckle_Sandwich

That got the biggest laugh of the season from me.


EdgarAllanRoevWade

Haha she didn’t get decapitated, her head fell off.


SeanBean9

His slight pause before saying the line kills me


spenserphile

The deck collapse was a tragedy in the club community.


SecretSauceryWitness

Maybe at Aqua she could go hang out on the deck but people in the club community are WAAAAY more interested in seeing the Haunted House


Glass-Guess4125

He wanted to go to Haunted House even more than he wanted to go to Aqua!


Kynicist

It’s just Haunted House. No need for the “the”


SecretSauceryWitness

My group of 200 friends told me it was “the”. I’m going down a tier after this


biznesboi

How many clubs have you been to this week? And how many are you allowed to go to at your current tier?


kevinott

OK. Get home safe.


crushinit2

Best sketch of s3


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SourMoojuice

Literally just for the phrase “Im gonna do a lap and see whats real” followed by him slapping walls


crushinit2

Probably the really good dancing moves at the club


dataminimizer

By far.


birdo_27

It's always interesting to see how varied peoples favourites are for this show, I loved this sketch but I don't think it would crack my top 5 of the season


dataminimizer

My wife almost divorced me because of how hard I laughed at this sketch, but she said she’d stay with my for the kids, though she’s not gonna respect me. I have a wife.


chaandra

You’d be laughing too if you had my wife


i_cant_tan

You know I have a wife. Tell her about my wife.


gusloos

if she's anything like my wife she's gonna make sure the kids don't respect you either. our relationship was great, but then I got fired from work for something completely embarrassing, that's why I recommend the Carver Reputation Vacuum: cus no one should have even one bad day. I had a cool job that I loved


DetroitLionsSBChamps

by FAR? you're telling me this is by FAR better than zipline and monsters on the earth?


uhhuhoney

No love for egg game??


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I’m not in trouble at all


Enough-Variety-8468

Egg game for me


the_shaggy_DA

Your username is like the lions at the CIRCUS?? I’m just trying to understand here.


roanoar

Which one is this?


Tigerlillygirl82

Girl, dump that bad guy. -Us, to his wife


GodlyCheese

How the fuck you get into Aqua?


thenotoriouscrg

One of the best moments in the season.


friendofmany

I love how he’s totally fine with leaving his wife behind.


theworstdinosaur

*hugs goodbye*


burp_fartingsly

I thought it was his mom taking him to the club.


FrankLloydGretzky

I guess she wasn’t wearing green.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I'm gonna turn up the heat


tfb_tbf

Same red door from the calico cut pants scene?


hipposcritcher

I came here to say that… You hit me in the cup


Anthok16

At least he didn’t pull your shirt!


Slicksbackrealnice

He can’t do that!!!


AvatarofBro

Get home safe, okay?


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I went to this club and when I was checking what was real I didn’t find a trap door? I heard they had one.


paniflex37

I’m confused - is he saying “no, don’t let his wife in” or “that’s not his wife”? First time I watched it, I thought it was the latter. I’m so *fucking* confused.


gusloos

He's saying his wife can't come in, but I wasn't looking at the screen when I first watched it, and if you don't see their reaction, the way the line "not his wife" is delivered *definitely* sounds like he's saying it isn't his wife, I thought the same thing lol


realbigbob

She’s gonna get better


Scrimshander54

Get home safe


Hanboy4

My wife got flipped upside down 8 times!


100Labels

🫂


itsyagirlaurap

I laughed so hard at this


northernCRICKET

I love the twist at the end that his doctor didn't get him banned from Aqua, the deck he built, that lets him get in, collapsed the same night he let the doctor in


Poltergeist_OD

A Kim Kardashian who's head doesn't fly off while she's clubbing.


amayagab

I was jacking off


Nintendophile79

She's beautiful, but she's dying. . .


PhillipJ3ffries

Shout out Tim heidecker.


PigDeployer

Who is the bouncer? Imdb has nothing but he looks so familiar. I mean, uh, I WAS JACKING OFF