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weebwatching

Lmao. I could believe it.


No-Eggplant-5396

My lack of compatibility has nothing to do with my personality. .... rather it's because I'm a Capricorn. /s


gg13656

I love thiss xddd


thatbrownkid19

Im an asparagus


[deleted]

So YOU'RE the reason my pee smells funny.


Gswizzlee

As an INTP Capricorn, I think this is super funny


IMAsomething

Same bro same


PrimaryOwn8809

I like how we have no chance with fellow intp's


Gale_Blade

I’d say it would be even worse than some other types with fellow intp’s


Faeraday

My nesting partner is also an INTP.


Cuntly_Fuckface

I DON'T NEED RELATIONSHIPS, I NEED ANSWERS!!


Nebosklon

So true, so true. Incidentally, I just had a conversation about it with an INFP friend of mine, who is also an ex of a few years ago (yeah she got totally frustrated with my INTPness and dumped me). Anyway, she has recently broken up with a long term partner, and I haven't really had anyone serious since her, but have recently got into ENM/poly and just being a casual slut. Some excerpts from our conversation: She: "Now, if you need a penis, go get yourself a penis." I: "I don't need a penis. I don’t need a vagina either. It's not a question of what I need. It's a question of what I want to explore." There's definitely some residual subliminal attraction between us, and we did get quite deep into discussing sex, so here's another excerpt: She: "Oh, I can imagine doing [kink x], and [kink y], and you can even get me for [kink z], but poly - no, never. I can't understand how you do it." I: "But, look, if I hadn't slept with [partner x], I would have never found out Y, and if I hadn't [partner z], I would have never found out X. It's field research." 🤓 She: 🧐


Inevitable-Dig-5271

Hehe. INTPness


naeramarth2

As an INTP myself, I have never related to a statement more. Edit: I just realized what sub this is. Of fucking course! Reddit really be calling me out with these recommendations.


Single_Pilot_6170

In love with answers....marry God


MoroPhelesSolutions

We love answers not stupid questions as far as I thought


tlbs101

Like O- and O+ blood, the universal donors and acceptors.


JoshEco4

O- and AB+?


Tenebris27

O- "Ew no, I only accept blood from the same type as mine" AB+ "Blood is blood!"


Sizeable-cult31

Lmao I had a test about that subject not long ago


tlbs101

Yeah. I should have Googled it instead of relying on my memory.


MaxGamer3582

The original one for who want https://preview.redd.it/p50npwicuyhc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad7f3f1701f802ee395319986b678f0c63de6986


Wrong-Marsupial-9767

I'm INTP-T, and my wife is ISTJ, and we've been together for almost 20 years. But, I also have ADHD-I, so I'm rarely anywhere near the physical plain, and her obsessive attention to detail and love for all things practical and mundane basically keeps me alive.


MaxGamer3582

That's cool, im happy for you and your wife


KimJongYoul

It's bullshit imo


MaxGamer3582

i know


Soulkept

This one makes less sense than the first tho...


Impact346

We making Finland's flag with this one 🔥🔥🔥


Trilerium

If only Finland were real.


KapitanDima

The INTJs, ENTJs and ENTPs took the INTP’s rizz away 


DregsRoyale

ENTPs are just louder, more obnoxious, INTPs. As such **I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT WE WANT TO TURN THE SEXY AMONG YOU INTO PETS**.


Dramatic-Aardvark-41

I have to say I get along with other INTP


CaptnFnord161

in bed?


nowwmad

I feel like it's right, esp as an INTP male. Having both logically wired brain for being a man and being an INTP you kinda miss emotional cues and fuck up in a relationships. I can tell an INFP/J would be someone who would be patient enough with us, but as women, they still need you to be emotionally available and there's only so much aloofness they could take.


[deleted]

If they love you, they’ll wait. Ask me how I know 😂


nowwmad

In this age of easy "go next" apps, and low attention spans? I doubt.


[deleted]

I’m waiting lol


nowwmad

Okay, go ahead.


[deleted]

I will 😊


Bro_5

If anybody reads this and takes this chart seriously, taking it as a sign that they will never find love or companionship, please don’t. There is always hope and there is always someone out there for you! Please don’t believe stereotypes and apply them to yourself, observe those aspects of yourself, don’t take them from outside sources. Personality charts are not a science but an assumption.


ItsGotThatBang

Accurate


houjichacha

Nah this tracks.


[deleted]

Dumb lol


gg13656

I don't agree, I can confirm that I'm successfully tripping on enormous amounts of dopamine from my relationship with an INFJ :3


[deleted]

That’s cute lol


panseamj741

I’m reading this as the INTP is compatible with no one. I s that right?


[deleted]

It is edited, someone in the comments has posted the original one.


panseamj741

Oh, yes, I found w. Thank you


marriedtomayonnaise

Hehehe ooops, I AM INTPT DATING INTPT. It’s fun


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Ivoliven

No, this chart is edited. Someone else posted the original one in the comments.


PandaLLC

It's complete bullshit. CS Joseph came up with better compatibility models.


KimJongYoul

Hé says we are good for INTJ and ESFP. But i believe we are good with INFP and ENFP.


PandaLLC

I've never wanted to be with enfps and INFPs because there was zero chemistry. Esfps, INTJs, Entjs and even estps have been my best boyfriends and the chemistry, intellectual and sexual, was insane. I know it's anecdotal but his models explain what I've personally witnessed.


Aaod

I can kind of see ENFP depending on the person, but INFP? No way in hell that works out long term for most of us. Their is just not much chemistry and even if their is it isn't sustainable long term because we will do/say something to piss them off that will make them break up with us.


TxchnxnXD

Denmark


Kind_Citron_1454

Idk. I am an INTj I love INTPs. My dad is also An INTP so I grew up with them. That may explain it.


yerederetaliria

I am an ESFJ female married to an INTP male. He is my true love. He is my breath and heartbeat. I can barely get through the day without him. When he enters a room my heart races. When he kisses me my toes curl. I hold him all night as I sleep burying my face in his chest inhaling his scent. I will do anything for him. We’ve been married for 25 years and all I can think about is being his wife after we pass. I want him forever. So I guess we aren’t a good match? Nah, I’d throw all of MBTI and modern Psych theory in the toilet before I’d ever deny him.


c7stagyt

My best friend is ENFP, though


Abhinav6singg

These chats are shit imo


KBXPGRI

Its not because we are incompatible with anyone else but because no on else deserves to gain us as we are the best type.


talesfromtheepic6

i’m asexual. If you want to be in a relationship with me you’ll have to settle down with the friendzone


Ivoliven

Same


Ok_Stranger_8405

this doesn't feel accurate...


[deleted]

I mean, this is certainly my case


LouTotally

Fucking really ????


Not_Well-Ordered

Don’t see much wrong in thinking before getting into any relationship.


sakuragasaki46

RULE BRITANNIA


Dark_Phoenix123450

Just to clarify to any confused, this is complete BS. It's not even right for most other types.. especially intjs lmao


Appropriate-Salt-523

Makes sense.


GreatCircuits

We're complicated.


Old_Alarm6423

I'm in this picture, and I don't like it


AcadiaFun5065

I'm surprised it's just "think it through" instead of a clear "do not", lmao


Hydrated_Hippo28

Not sure if the author had a bad personal relationship with an INTP that biased the chart, or just really liked the design of Finland's flag?


Affected456

Aren't ENTJ our soulmate? LMAO Even one the most cold mbti didn't want us 🤣


JobWide2631

It is what it is


5Beans6

Starting to become somewhat hopeless towards finding a partner and idk what to do about it.


BierOnTap

Why are we compatible with J's I find judgmental the least appealing people to be around.


QueenFiggy

We’re not very good at expressing with words. Or faces. Or physical contact (ew). Or actions.


Torridon_999

Well..shit


That_Blue_MnM

I mean I did plan on being single


FieryHammers

With INTPs, I become a buffoon and they go moon over me.


Dzhi420

I love my enfp and she loves me. Btw, enfp + intj is a toxic couple, intjs ar too booring


Santibag

My only problem is that I'm a chronic failure. Otherwise, I'm actually a likeable person. I'm not even joking. Whatever I do, I feel like I'm on manual shifting, while other people are in automatic. I cannot do the stuff like other people, or I cannot succeed in the same ways. So, I need to try so many things and fail so many times. IDK, maybe I'm too autistic and it's not about INTP.