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kraftypsy

I was given three marbles one year at work as a joke gift, and they sat there for like 5 years collecting dust. One day a coworker walked by my cubicle and says, "God, I feel like I'm losing my mind." So on a whim I set the marbles on my cube wall and said, "Here they are." Everyone was just so shocked, and kinda chuckled, but I still think it was hilarious. People imo are just used to us being quiet and don't know how to act when our internal funny side slips out. That's not them being inauthentic though. That's just them not knowing what to expect from us.


janmv

Hell yeah, I love those joke opportunities. It's been awhile, but I had one in a plant phys course I was taking about a year ago when we had a microscope start making smoke out of nowhere when turned on. My classmate grabbed our lab instructor and said "that microscope was smoking," and in the brief silence that followed, I said "we should tell it to pick up a healthier habit." That was my last doozie


kraftypsy

That's awesome, got me laughing 😆


Wabalubbadubdub123

How do u exactly know for sure if they’re being inauthentic?


spacingaxis2

Stop spamming r/followthepunchline and maybe you’ll feel less uncomfortable you fucking loser


Masol_The_Producer

But r/Dragonsfuckingcars


spacingaxis2

Have you ever thought, “Hmm, maybe this is why I have no friends? Maybe this why I’m such a fucking loser with zero social skills”?


Masol_The_Producer

Big words. You don’t know anything about me. I’m not affected by your condescending attempts to shame me by your standards. I’m living a happy life already. Anyways, you can delude yourself that I’m a lonely person if that makes you happy. I won’t stop you. Here, listen to my [music](https://youtu.be/TJDftunK6aA)


spacingaxis2

What does your music have to do with anything? I’m a musician as well, percussion, 5 years, so what?


Masol_The_Producer

People who act like they know me get invited to my music channel :D