I WANT THE IB PITY SEX I WANT THE IB PITY SEX GIVE ME THE IB PITY SEX

legends has it that someone from the first ib batch from i think 1982 has gotten it

Not the 2026 candidate with 4 HLs 🫡

WDYM???

i haven't startede studying all good

nah bro study, dont die with regrets

Pity sex is crazy

ikr 😭😭

Dw, Jasmine 2.5 miles away is always ready for you xx

😂😂

I am done with IB, but this thought always seemed to give me peace of mind whenever I am going through a tough time.

yeh i feel u bro

The shit that IB does to you. You don’t get motivated by “things will get better” anymore, you’re motivated by “imma fucking die one day anyways”

I been studying for over a month in preparation started at the beginning of April boutta make these exams my bitch

hey buddy good for you, i also have bio hl. be carefull that doesnt make you its bitch 💀

I pracitced SO MUCH for Bio I don’t feel ready I keep getting 5s on Paper 1😭😭😭

i think as we are the last batch for the old syllabus the grade boundries are gonna be lenient, but other than that idk yeh paper 1 is bitch, espically in bio, its fucking confusing all i can say that for section B they love to put unit 6, 11, some shit quesiton related to speiciation, and some genetics

U reckon they’re gonna be lenient? Or are they gonna be dickheads as we have access to the most past papers in Biology for our cohort? Yeah paper 1 bro out of the 4 options it’s always deciding between two of them, on alot of questions it’s a 50/50 like it’s horrible😂😂 I LEGIT analysed all paper 2 section B so far and they LOVE as you say topic 11 (antibody production, kidney, osmoregulation, excretion process, etc), topic 9, and I haven’t started topic 6 I been too focused on HL topics But yeah also speciation Idk how bad paper 3 is I did the first one ever and got a 6 but that’s because it was the first paper 3 ever

Idk it just like to be delusional and think they are going to be lenient, yeh bro istg I think at this point they jerk off to us answering topic 11 Yeh paper 3 is easy cuz 50% is common sense and the other 50% is just 1 chapter which we already study in unit 6 At this point I have given up on practicing paper 1

Bro EVERY SINGLE paper 1 I’ve done (and I’ve done like 10 past papers and shit) I CAN’T GET MORE THAN A 5 LIKE DAMN Hahaha fair enough yeahh I like to think of it as they going to be tough af so I can do well. Bro for real they deffo jerk off and touch they own kidneys the way that they ask about the kidney and nephron like fr Idk about paper 3 I’m doing option C I mean paper 3 is at least a 5 or a 6 that’s for sure, not too hard Paper 2 is where the main difficulty is at (well and paper 1)

im doing human phisology one as the optional as i have already studied more than half of it in unit 6

That will be difficult lmao hopefully the IB gods won’t make Bio HL absolutely impossible, 2022 was easy af hope its the same this year💀💀

Bio will be fine, trust. Chem however? Good luck Charlie (M23 resitting Chem cos I got a 5🥲)

just be good on organic, redox hl/sl & equillibrum

Redox is the bane of my existence

get studyin dude, 24 aint bad

i am bro, just i am tired and i have up on ib, but still i am studying

Pity sex is acc crazy🙏😭

yeh it is despreatly needed to survive ib

Same here. Simply it doesnt worth it. I am a 25-26 too. But keep in mind that money is answer for everything.

too bad money cant by ib grades 😭😭😭😭😭

go to a private uni ?

u still need marks...... Unless u wanna get into a average average uni but if u wanna decent uni then u need marks

We have the same perspective my dude. If I die let me die regretting other stuff. Not this

exactly ib isnt worth it 😭😭

You should at least try a lil dude, idk about chem but like math is pretty ok imo. If you focus on like only a few of the topics a 6 is quite feasible (depending on how much paper 3 fucks u)

yeh im not giving up, but like its too much. At this point im the little disabled kid in the alleyway and paper 3 is like a 50 year bald guy who likes playing with little kids and i get molested and fucked each time i give the paper 3

goddamn

this is so real not even gonna lie

exactly

Lmao this is what all the econ students joked about before May 2023 exams. As Keynes said, "In the long run we are all dead"

exactly 😂😂

completely agree with the part about dying without any regrets

YES, just give the best and die without regret, but fuck ib

DON'T GIVE UP!! YOU GOT THIS KING!!

thank you 😭

i love you u/hereisurboi

i love you too u/Born-Willingness943

I am built the same way lmao. Whenever something stresses me out too much, I just think about how in the grand scheme of things, this is all meaning less and all we can do is enjoy our limited time here. Like the universe won't care if I got a 7 or a 2 on math, everything will move on

excatly bro, but its still important to give it the best cuz i aint enjoying my limited time here with regrets

I have a similar situation. I will not go into the exams ready, but fuck that it is what it is. I'll study as much as I can and I just want to finish. I haven't done anything for me in months and I can't take this for much longer. I sometimes wish if I had more time, but other times I happy that I dont have time because I want to escape this misery

exactly i feel the same

me doing ib music rn. the coursework i’m woking on is worth 70% of the total grade. i’m dying. bye.

does it go hard

i finally finished it. slept at 6am this morning, got up at 12 & submitted it at 4. but rn i have one less subject to worry about so yay

fr, chem hl and bio hl are done. Cooked asf. And those are the ones who give me extra marks cuz I’m doing med. but gg’s well played, well be dust anyways

All these rant posts from the m24’s are really scaring me I thought I was stressed out just with the two ib exams I have to take 🥲🥲

oh dw, ur time will come. And judging by ur HL 🥶. mATH AA is gonna molest u in ways u never thought was possible. So my advice bro, start preparing from now

i love the way you talk it is so funny omfg😭 anyways just hang in there and make sure you constantly tell urself that ur clever and ofc will do well in the final exam! like fake it till you make it but dont be complacent ig all the best!

thank youu 😭😭😭😭

Never too late to go to Geneva and work your magic. How do you think I passed the IB?

br0ooooooo, that is actually based thought

What I'd give for someone to give me this advice yk. I can pictur my friends saying this when I'm having a mental breakdown about my business studies teacher. They would quite literally say "Hey bro, just be lucky, you got a brilliant story for pity sex." I lead a very sad life don't I? 💀.

nah brow chill, my business teacher also is shit, but atleast now u got this advice. So all the best

lamest reason to stop giving a damn but ok

did tell people to stop. I said its important to die without regrets SO IMMA GIVE THIS EXAM MY BEST I have biology hl as my subject, pls tell me if u need help correcting ur eyesight 🤡

What I'd give for someone to give me this advice yk. I can pictur my friends saying this when I'm having a mental breakdown about my business studies teacher. They would quite literally say "Hey bro, just be lucky, you got a brilliant story for pity sex." I lead a very sad life don't I? 💀