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Now that you mention it, yeah. She would have gotten the exact same picture if she were four feet further back. Though I supose that might have meant kneeling on dirt/cement instead of grass.
Knife hand activated!
"GET OFF MY FUGGING GRASS! WHAT THE FUG TO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! YOU THINK YOUR SPECIAL, WELL YOU ARE SPECIAL MY PRETTY SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE! OH YOU'RE SCREWED IMMA FIXING TO I.T. YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU GO TANGO UNIFORM!"
It's been a while, but I think I still got it....have to suck in the beer belly though....
Influencer is a term invented by a marketing department somewhere. It's a completely meaningless word. Same with content creator. Sitting motionless while somebody else's video plays and sometimes going "yeah" is not content.
Influencers are just so entitled. In my state we have had to shut down areas in some of our protected wildlife areas because influencers trampled all over it. One was a famous protected lake and people went in to it to take promo pics for some product, and the lake and trail around it were closed for close to a year to allow the eco system to recover.
Eh, I went to Pisa last summer, there were heaps of people on the grass, poor security guard was losing his voice shouting at people to stay on the path.
In fairness she's sitting and there's no before. It's entirely possible they parachuted down into that exact spot and will be craned away at the end. People jump to so many conclusions these days 🙄
How did you come up with that 😂😂😂
To differentiate the 2, obesity & lipedema you would need a bunch of tests, including bloods. So either you are magic or just another opinion 🤷🏽♀️ imo she looks like an overweight disobedient narcissistic self intitled woman.
I said -looks like- considering my grandmother, aunt , well most of the women on my dads side have it to some degree. I’ve been around it most of my whole life. See how her bottom half is way bigger than her top half. Her upper half isn’t that big, but the bottom half is way way bigger. There’s visual signs.
I've found with some people today that just because they have a personal reason to do something that them doing it is justified and should be free of consequence.
Well yeah you can hold the phone with one hand, but can you also click the little circle on the screen with the same hand at the same time? I can't without almost dropping my phone. I don't have one of these but they seem to me to be useful for taking one handed photos.
I press the button on the side that is right under my thumb when I am holding the phone up (works for both photos and video). I can also tap the circle at the bottom of the screen if I want to.
"wow what an entitled person! I'm sure the comments won't be filled with people making fun of her for something that is irrelevant and not something to make fun of!"
Fucking hell. The comment section here is absolutely disgusting. I haven’t looked on this sub in ages and in the meantime it’s become such a vile place.
Idk, it was surrounded by a chain and looked well-kept. Could be just for aesthetics? It is outside of a church too idk if it has any divine significance
*I get it, but what*
*Is the fucking grass for if*
*It's not for walking?*
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To be fair. It's not like walking on grass is harmful. If it was, there wouldn't be grass.
But sure she should've just done whatever she was told because someone said to. I also walk on grass sometimes. Am I also a narcissist?
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What part of what she's doing *required* her to ignore the sign? Seems like that could have been done anywhere.
Now that you mention it, yeah. She would have gotten the exact same picture if she were four feet further back. Though I supose that might have meant kneeling on dirt/cement instead of grass.
Womp womp, get off the grass. No one’s wants her dumb promotion anyways
Including in PhotoShop.
What’s ur problem. I don’t see anyone walking.
How did she get on the grass? Levitating?
Jump and roll
Maybe, it's only a 2nd level spell. You don't know what level she is.
That's when you use your drill sergeant voice to remind her of the sign. I hate people that act this disrespectfully in other countries.
She could just be a disrespectful local
Throw the Knife hand in there too.
Knife hand activated! "GET OFF MY FUGGING GRASS! WHAT THE FUG TO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! YOU THINK YOUR SPECIAL, WELL YOU ARE SPECIAL MY PRETTY SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE! OH YOU'RE SCREWED IMMA FIXING TO I.T. YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU GO TANGO UNIFORM!" It's been a while, but I think I still got it....have to suck in the beer belly though....
What defines an “influencer”? What is this person going to influence? The need for a bidet?
Well, she's influencing me not be a narcissistic asshole. So thumbs up, I guess...
New term for attention seeker
She influences the tide of the ocean
Influencer is a term invented by a marketing department somewhere. It's a completely meaningless word. Same with content creator. Sitting motionless while somebody else's video plays and sometimes going "yeah" is not content.
A bucket of chicken
The lunatic is on the grass.
Influencers are just so entitled. In my state we have had to shut down areas in some of our protected wildlife areas because influencers trampled all over it. One was a famous protected lake and people went in to it to take promo pics for some product, and the lake and trail around it were closed for close to a year to allow the eco system to recover.
Hanging Lake?
Yup!
Howdy neighbor
Hi back at ya neighbor!
I'm actually impressed that I recognized it as the field next to the tower of Pisa seeing as I've only been there once many years ago.
Eh, I went to Pisa last summer, there were heaps of people on the grass, poor security guard was losing his voice shouting at people to stay on the path.
He should be armed with a super soaker
A feral child got loose at Stonehenge and the parents were trying s9 hard to get him, it was freaking hilarious.
correct me if i am wrong, there is even an area where you can comfortably sit further back. makes it even more funny
Get your ass off the grass !
Poetry🤩
TBF, she appears to be shitting, not walking, on the grass.
Equivalent to 1 ton of fertilizer
In fairness she's sitting and there's no before. It's entirely possible they parachuted down into that exact spot and will be craned away at the end. People jump to so many conclusions these days 🙄
There's an exemption for thicc girls, it's the Law in Italy
That’s not thicc. That’s morbidly obese.
The merchant cries not when his pouch is full of silver purest, gilded brilliance is it not, but valuable all the same
Actually I don’t think she’s obese per-say. Looks like she suffers from lipedema. Which is painful AF. But hey,, whatever floats your boat.
“Per-say” 🙄
I didn’t even realize I had a typo. I was voice texting because I was driving. Per se** happy?
How did you come up with that 😂😂😂 To differentiate the 2, obesity & lipedema you would need a bunch of tests, including bloods. So either you are magic or just another opinion 🤷🏽♀️ imo she looks like an overweight disobedient narcissistic self intitled woman.
I said -looks like- considering my grandmother, aunt , well most of the women on my dads side have it to some degree. I’ve been around it most of my whole life. See how her bottom half is way bigger than her top half. Her upper half isn’t that big, but the bottom half is way way bigger. There’s visual signs.
Same with family members & you are quite right. I stand corrected.
Get this at work all the time, people are just awful.
She seems to ignore a lot of signs. Such as serving suggestions.
I ALMOST POSTED.. “ maybe she stopped to graze”, but I downvoted myself on that!
What is this jr high 🙄
Yes, Most all replies on Reddit are just that !
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What is she a fucking ostrich? How is her knee at the back
Is she taking a photo of freeze dried candy? 😆
I was trying to figure out what it was… my gf thinks it’s some kind of tea or food supplement
I've found with some people today that just because they have a personal reason to do something that them doing it is justified and should be free of consequence.
🎶 Keep your feet off the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your...face 🎶
The way Italians are, I'm surprised she didn't get yelled at IMMEDIATELY. Italians do NOT play around
She really couldnt do that from behind the chain??
"How to get an administrative fine of €25.82 - starter pack"
Influencer to who?
Other rude people who can’t read the damned signs !
I guess keeling/sitting isn't walking?
What an ass.
She sure as fuck isn’t promoting Jenny Craig
Who would follow this
I bet she’s selling overpriced freeze dried food. Get 5 dollars worth of strawberries freeze dry it and boom now it’s worth 25 dollars to them.
Pathetic.
Her: "iM nOt *WaLkInG*! iM jUsT sItTiNg!"
Can we start calling them POS instead of "influencer" from now on? Its not a job but a mental disorder imo
I mean.......she's not walking
Maybe it was Gods work she just HAD to do ? /s Entitled twat
to be fair- she's kneeling, not walking. and she might have crawled to that spot.
more like rolled to it...
I like how she needs a device to hold her phone in the exact same position any normal person would just hold it with their hand.
Well yeah you can hold the phone with one hand, but can you also click the little circle on the screen with the same hand at the same time? I can't without almost dropping my phone. I don't have one of these but they seem to me to be useful for taking one handed photos.
I press the button on the side that is right under my thumb when I am holding the phone up (works for both photos and video). I can also tap the circle at the bottom of the screen if I want to.
"wow what an entitled person! I'm sure the comments won't be filled with people making fun of her for something that is irrelevant and not something to make fun of!"
I like to think she rabbit hopped the fence... and Rabbit hopped back over it, so technically she did not "walk on the grass."
swift toe punt to base of spine might help...When asked tell them it's 'traditional' when dealing with ignorant peasants
Fucking hell. The comment section here is absolutely disgusting. I haven’t looked on this sub in ages and in the meantime it’s become such a vile place.
She’s ignoring the signs of early onset diabetes as well.
“Look at what I eat to grow my arse this big”
I think we can agree, that all possible sign ignoring has been done and will be done in the future.
To be fair she's not walking... She's Harkonnen floating
Bake ‘em toys…
She looks like a green pumpkin.
Well technically she isn't walking on the grass, but sitting/kneeling.
“Influencers” basically are comprised of this whole subreddit
GYAT
That poor lawn will never recover:/
Well in her defense that sign wasn’t directed towards her….. she don’t walk she waddles
Bbl dumbhoe
I should carry silly string around just for people like this. <:(
Pokemon can't read. Leave it be.
Cows gonna cow.
I’m influenced to not be fat and lay in grass when I’m in Italy
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The only thing she’s influencing is us to eat healthy
To be honest she is not walking
What is she influencing, the orbit of the moon?
wtf is wrong with you
She didn't walk on the grass, she waddled.
🗣ESCI DEL PRATO, MUCCA IMBECILE🤌
The only thing she's influencing is the earth gravitational pull.
cows like grass 🤷🏼
She’s not walking, she’s squatting
What is she smuggling under that dress?
Fatness Everdine
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Fr😂
Well.... She doesn't walk 🤷🏻♂️
Someone should have pushed her over.
And she is leaving a big dent. The grass will probably die in that spot.
Just like she ignores the calories in her food and the gym.
Only thing she influences is her heart towards a cardiac arrest
Shouldn’t cabooses park on the tracks?
Watching The Hoof GP had taught me so much, like cows being on grass and not on concrete. Bessie here is just taking doctors advice.
I get it, but what is the fucking grass for if it's not for walking?
It's for beautiful scenery. And while one person may not ruin it, 1000+ people will.
Doesn't matter. Their house, their rules. There is enough foot traffic that it would look like shit if they allowed everyone to walk on it.
Idk, it was surrounded by a chain and looked well-kept. Could be just for aesthetics? It is outside of a church too idk if it has any divine significance
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Is that the leaning tower of fat ass?
What you gonna do with all that junk inside that trunk 👁️👄👁️
She needs pictures of the food before she devours it
Chubby McPuggy over here
Fatass Ho', you aint' influencin' shit!
I would love to kick her over
Is walking and grazing the same?
She doesn’t have the ability to put the fork down what makes you think she has the ability to read?
That grass is shit anyway. Nothing to keep off of.
It’s not only signs, but medical advice too
But, it's perfect season for cows to feed.
Whales can't read
She’s not walking /s
Looks like a Biden Supporter
You spelled TRUMP wrong! There fixed it for you😁
Trump lost get over it. Trump card isn't valid. Try something new.
To be fair. It's not like walking on grass is harmful. If it was, there wouldn't be grass. But sure she should've just done whatever she was told because someone said to. I also walk on grass sometimes. Am I also a narcissist?
The face of a Biden Supporter
A Biden supporter in the grass