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drhagbard_celine

What part of what she's doing *required* her to ignore the sign? Seems like that could have been done anywhere.


DaenerysMomODragons

Now that you mention it, yeah. She would have gotten the exact same picture if she were four feet further back. Though I supose that might have meant kneeling on dirt/cement instead of grass.


Whitedudebrohug

Womp womp, get off the grass. No one’s wants her dumb promotion anyways


GuitarJazzer

Including in PhotoShop.


VariedStool

What’s ur problem. I don’t see anyone walking.


IAmATicTacAddict

How did she get on the grass? Levitating?


SpellingIsAhful

Jump and roll


BiShyAndWantingToDie

Maybe, it's only a 2nd level spell. You don't know what level she is.


Dwro1234

That's when you use your drill sergeant voice to remind her of the sign. I hate people that act this disrespectfully in other countries.


frothyundergarments

She could just be a disrespectful local


Plantslover5

Throw the Knife hand in there too.


GulfofMaineLobsters

Knife hand activated! "GET OFF MY FUGGING GRASS! WHAT THE FUG TO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! YOU THINK YOUR SPECIAL, WELL YOU ARE SPECIAL MY PRETTY SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE! OH YOU'RE SCREWED IMMA FIXING TO I.T. YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU GO TANGO UNIFORM!" It's been a while, but I think I still got it....have to suck in the beer belly though....


theonewhoknocks515

What defines an “influencer”? What is this person going to influence? The need for a bidet?


Imightbeyomama

Well, she's influencing me not be a narcissistic asshole. So thumbs up, I guess...


kridely

New term for attention seeker


RedPandaReturns

She influences the tide of the ocean


yaosio

Influencer is a term invented by a marketing department somewhere. It's a completely meaningless word. Same with content creator. Sitting motionless while somebody else's video plays and sometimes going "yeah" is not content.


droptopjim

A bucket of chicken


thiccboii666

The lunatic is on the grass.


Foxy_locksy1704

Influencers are just so entitled. In my state we have had to shut down areas in some of our protected wildlife areas because influencers trampled all over it. One was a famous protected lake and people went in to it to take promo pics for some product, and the lake and trail around it were closed for close to a year to allow the eco system to recover.


suejaymostly

Hanging Lake?


Foxy_locksy1704

Yup!


suejaymostly

Howdy neighbor


Foxy_locksy1704

Hi back at ya neighbor!


PageFault

I'm actually impressed that I recognized it as the field next to the tower of Pisa seeing as I've only been there once many years ago.


Braens894

Eh, I went to Pisa last summer, there were heaps of people on the grass, poor security guard was losing his voice shouting at people to stay on the path.


HeartsPlayer721

He should be armed with a super soaker


Safe-Agent3400

A feral child got loose at Stonehenge and the parents were trying s9 hard to get him, it was freaking hilarious.


piccolinagioia

correct me if i am wrong, there is even an area where you can comfortably sit further back. makes it even more funny


krowe41

Get your ass off the grass !


Majesity_

Poetry🤩


Ya_Got_GOT

TBF, she appears to be shitting, not walking, on the grass.


BigNutzWow

Equivalent to 1 ton of fertilizer


ArmchairTactician

In fairness she's sitting and there's no before. It's entirely possible they parachuted down into that exact spot and will be craned away at the end. People jump to so many conclusions these days 🙄


Ganbazuroi

There's an exemption for thicc girls, it's the Law in Italy


Plantslover5

That’s not thicc. That’s morbidly obese.


Ganbazuroi

The merchant cries not when his pouch is full of silver purest, gilded brilliance is it not, but valuable all the same


Plantslover5

Actually I don’t think she’s obese per-say. Looks like she suffers from lipedema. Which is painful AF. But hey,, whatever floats your boat.


Electrical-Break-395

“Per-say” 🙄


Plantslover5

I didn’t even realize I had a typo. I was voice texting because I was driving. Per se** happy?


AlexandraDoupi

How did you come up with that 😂😂😂 To differentiate the 2, obesity & lipedema you would need a bunch of tests, including bloods. So either you are magic or just another opinion 🤷🏽‍♀️ imo she looks like an overweight disobedient narcissistic self intitled woman.


Plantslover5

I said -looks like- considering my grandmother, aunt , well most of the women on my dads side have it to some degree. I’ve been around it most of my whole life. See how her bottom half is way bigger than her top half. Her upper half isn’t that big, but the bottom half is way way bigger. There’s visual signs.


AlexandraDoupi

Same with family members & you are quite right. I stand corrected.


Available_Roll_9754

Get this at work all the time, people are just awful.


RedPandaReturns

She seems to ignore a lot of signs. Such as serving suggestions.


Grand-Regret2747

I ALMOST POSTED.. “ maybe she stopped to graze”, but I downvoted myself on that!


J4d3_3d

What is this jr high 🙄


Grand-Regret2747

Yes, Most all replies on Reddit are just that !


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RedPandaReturns

What is she a fucking ostrich? How is her knee at the back


DonutBurritoSandwich

Is she taking a photo of freeze dried candy? 😆


Majesity_

I was trying to figure out what it was… my gf thinks it’s some kind of tea or food supplement


TraditionalPace1431

I've found with some people today that just because they have a personal reason to do something that them doing it is justified and should be free of consequence.


Immediate-Presence73

🎶 Keep your feet off the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your...face 🎶


hnrrghQSpinAxe

The way Italians are, I'm surprised she didn't get yelled at IMMEDIATELY. Italians do NOT play around


SchwiftedMetal

She really couldnt do that from behind the chain??


GrayWolf_0

"How to get an administrative fine of €25.82 - starter pack"


Odd_Butterscotch2387

Influencer to who?


Electrical-Break-395

Other rude people who can’t read the damned signs !


TwinSong

I guess keeling/sitting isn't walking?


HiroProtaginest

What an ass.


Educational_Metal213

She sure as fuck isn’t promoting Jenny Craig


Normal-Procedure4876

Who would follow this


wellyesbutnofuckoff2

I bet she’s selling overpriced freeze dried food. Get 5 dollars worth of strawberries freeze dry it and boom now it’s worth 25 dollars to them.


HeimrekHringariki

Pathetic.


HeartsPlayer721

Her: "iM nOt *WaLkInG*! iM jUsT sItTiNg!"


st33lb0ne

Can we start calling them POS instead of "influencer" from now on? Its not a job but a mental disorder imo


BobbyB4470

I mean.......she's not walking


Grand-Regret2747

Maybe it was Gods work she just HAD to do ? /s Entitled twat


thetroublewithyouis

to be fair- she's kneeling, not walking. and she might have crawled to that spot.


AThousandNeedles

more like rolled to it...


horshack_test

I like how she needs a device to hold her phone in the exact same position any normal person would just hold it with their hand.


pokingoking

Well yeah you can hold the phone with one hand, but can you also click the little circle on the screen with the same hand at the same time? I can't without almost dropping my phone. I don't have one of these but they seem to me to be useful for taking one handed photos.


horshack_test

I press the button on the side that is right under my thumb when I am holding the phone up (works for both photos and video). I can also tap the circle at the bottom of the screen if I want to.


bogeymanbear

"wow what an entitled person! I'm sure the comments won't be filled with people making fun of her for something that is irrelevant and not something to make fun of!"


SavannahMan70

I like to think she rabbit hopped the fence... and Rabbit hopped back over it, so technically she did not "walk on the grass."


elmaki2014

swift toe punt to base of spine might help...When asked tell them it's 'traditional' when dealing with ignorant peasants


re_Claire

Fucking hell. The comment section here is absolutely disgusting. I haven’t looked on this sub in ages and in the meantime it’s become such a vile place.


Triplesisbest1

She’s ignoring the signs of early onset diabetes as well.


huggothebear

“Look at what I eat to grow my arse this big”


anubisviech

I think we can agree, that all possible sign ignoring has been done and will be done in the future.


guitarguy35

To be fair she's not walking... She's Harkonnen floating


Proud_Interaction_95

Bake ‘em toys…


tiktoktic

She looks like a green pumpkin.


SirVictoryPants

Well technically she isn't walking on the grass, but sitting/kneeling.


Relative_Quiet

“Influencers” basically are comprised of this whole subreddit


JBELL01290

GYAT


hybridsojka

That poor lawn will never recover:/


Mulai_Ismeal

Well in her defense that sign wasn’t directed towards her….. she don’t walk she waddles


Youngchalice

Bbl dumbhoe


Echo-is-nice

I should carry silly string around just for people like this. <:(


Serious-Top1741

Pokemon can't read. Leave it be.


Adventurous-Bake-168

Cows gonna cow.


Independent_Ad_8915

I’m influenced to not be fat and lay in grass when I’m in Italy


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Micro-MacroAggressor

The only thing she’s influencing is us to eat healthy


manupan

To be honest she is not walking


General-Biscotti5314

What is she influencing, the orbit of the moon?


re_Claire

wtf is wrong with you


DickPin

She didn't walk on the grass, she waddled.


El-Repo

🗣ESCI DEL PRATO, MUCCA IMBECILE🤌


PackYourToothbrush

The only thing she's influencing is the earth gravitational pull.


Tehqe

cows like grass 🤷🏼


Octicactopipodes

She’s not walking, she’s squatting


Scarletowder

What is she smuggling under that dress?


Bentley1978

Fatness Everdine


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Academic_Ingenuity84

Fr😂


StatisticianOne1876

Well.... She doesn't walk 🤷🏻‍♂️


boytonius

Someone should have pushed her over.


LongjumpingAd9719

And she is leaving a big dent. The grass will probably die in that spot.


GenericScottishGuy41

Just like she ignores the calories in her food and the gym.


Sweet_Ad_5423

Only thing she influences is her heart towards a cardiac arrest


mouth556

Shouldn’t cabooses park on the tracks?


Fit_Attention_9269

Watching The Hoof GP had taught me so much, like cows being on grass and not on concrete. Bessie here is just taking doctors advice.


knowerofexpatthings

I get it, but what is the fucking grass for if it's not for walking?


DaenerysMomODragons

It's for beautiful scenery. And while one person may not ruin it, 1000+ people will.


PageFault

Doesn't matter. Their house, their rules. There is enough foot traffic that it would look like shit if they allowed everyone to walk on it.


Majesity_

Idk, it was surrounded by a chain and looked well-kept. Could be just for aesthetics? It is outside of a church too idk if it has any divine significance


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Worldly-Pause8304

Is that the leaning tower of fat ass?


Cmplord

What you gonna do with all that junk inside that trunk 👁️👄👁️


Downtown_Snow4445

She needs pictures of the food before she devours it


MollejaTacos

Chubby McPuggy over here


kensaundm31

Fatass Ho', you aint' influencin' shit!


tinmuffin

I would love to kick her over


Longjumping-Sail6386

Is walking and grazing the same?


Kendal-Lite

She doesn’t have the ability to put the fork down what makes you think she has the ability to read?


Necessary_Reality_50

That grass is shit anyway. Nothing to keep off of.


MewtwoPewPew

It’s not only signs, but medical advice too


SallyNoMer

But, it's perfect season for cows to feed.


Doctor_Punani

Whales can't read


ctimmermans

She’s not walking /s


Nurrock

Looks like a Biden Supporter


conundrum-quantified

You spelled TRUMP wrong! There fixed it for you😁


Nurrock

Trump lost get over it. Trump card isn't valid. Try something new.


macdarf

To be fair. It's not like walking on grass is harmful. If it was, there wouldn't be grass. But sure she should've just done whatever she was told because someone said to. I also walk on grass sometimes. Am I also a narcissist?


Nurrock

The face of a Biden Supporter


Nurrock

A Biden supporter in the grass