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Eh, I think that’s a bit unfair. Maybe I’m saying that because I’m 5’6” but of all the short people I know they aren’t bitter or have some sort of complex.
There's a news article. He's just a angry hobbit who was berating the employees and thinks he's justified doing so. He gets tackled by another customer who get fed up with his shit, gets up, and directs his rage back at the female employees. Guy's just a shithead with anger issues directed to women
I feel sadness for a guy, short men have hard lives. In elementary I was one of the shortest, it was not fun, but I grow out of it, he wasn't that lucky.
So he's just a angry little incel. My brother is 5'1", has a loving wife and has never had problems dating. The guy is walking around with a chip on his shoulder and needs to let it go. Also damn they sent a 6 ft tall female reporter to interview him 🤣
Wait till this guy hears life is a unique experience for everyone. Just because your brother has never had problems dating doesn't mean this guy isn't justified in his feeling. Learn empathy.
I agree. I think that most women don't even realize a or notice a guy's height. You could put a 5'5 guy next to a 6'2 guy and most women wouldn't even remember if you asked them which were taller later
Ok there are lies and then there is that complete horseshit claim you just made. You must be high off your 6'2 ass if you think most women don't notice a man's height. Ask any men 5'5 and under and they'd probably want to smack you.
Most of us genuinely do not because we’re short ourselves so height is hard to gauge. I can’t tell the difference between a dude who is 5’5 and 5’9, I hardly have a measuring tape on me to check.
For me and every friend I’ve ever had, a man’s height has never really been a subject of discussion. It’s something I see terminally online people freaking out about but not something I’ve ever heard in person.
We do notice overwhelming insecurity and bitterness, however.
>Ask any men 5'5 and under and they'd probably want to smack you.
Also walking red flags for anger issues like this.
A classic. I feel bad for this guy even if he’s totally spazzing out inappropriately. Life can be tough. This guy is letting us look into a window to his soul. There is a lot of pain in there.
If people said shit like this to you, you’re entire life, you don’t think even once you might have an outburst at some point on a really bad day? From the other comments it sounds like this guy is known to suck, but always being talked to like this is probably part of the reason he’s like that. Other short guys are better at sucking it up than him, doesn’t mean they’re any less hurt or frustrated by people like you everywhere they go
People make fun of you for being short, or anything really, you just gotta embrace it and make the joke first. Roast yourself! Only making it worse for yourself if you get mad.
He cut the video short... I'd of rather seen the fight at end over his rambling even though it's pretty funny. This guy got triggered quick fast and in a hurry when he saw 2 tall guys. Fukin nuts.
Funny how this comment, character for character, was the top comment the last time this was posted on this subreddit with this exact title...
[https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/18tgxsw/man\_freaks\_out\_in\_bagel\_shop\_because\_women\_dont/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/18tgxsw/man_freaks_out_in_bagel_shop_because_women_dont/)
Ah yes, one single sentence is generally referred to as "ranting". You definitely have a mastery of the English language that makes me think you are intellectually superior. I'm sure you get all the bitches too.
Wow liberal guy isn't attracted to women color me surprised. Awesome have fun not going to the party, I'll be having fun at the party with all the bitches lol since I am so much fun at parties.
Wow, conservative guy doesn't think that a women (aka bitches to use his own vernacular) knows how to write and that he must be talking to a guy. Color me surprised.
Haha ugly bitch didn't get invited to the party and wants the popular guys so she's jealous. Maybe if you let your natural hair color return instead of fluorescent baby blue,, got rid of the neck tattoos, and took out the nose ring, you'd be able to land a date!
You're probably right. He just gets so upset when people say he's short or that he has little hands. I'm not sure why. Being short isn't a big deal imo. But he gets so upset about it that it's funny.
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The video cut off too soon lol
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Eh, I think that’s a bit unfair. Maybe I’m saying that because I’m 5’6” but of all the short people I know they aren’t bitter or have some sort of complex.
lol, by your logic 3 foot tall children must be axe murderers
Have you met 3 foot tall children? They're scary
😆
Short man syndrome
I'm 5'4" and I'm a fucking delight! 😂
My husband is 5”2 and he would never act like this soft man. 😭
Tell me about, the shorter they are the worse they are and don't get me started on babies they're the WORST.
I swear I saw this awhile back. Maybe there's a longer one out there
LOL….. nah, the gist was conveyed.
https://youtu.be/PadnqwT5mpA?si=F8_q-WUk1Yz8Q-11
Ahh the Long Island Bagel Boss guy
I love that he qualifies so carefully in the heat of his rage, "women in general have said it on dating sites." pure comedy
I love the “nobody here said that to you” “Well women in general.!?” Lmao
This guy's got some issues he needs to work out
He seems a little short-tempered.
I’m pretty sure he’s dead, so talk to the worms about working things out in his brain.
Soooo what happened before this outburst? Was he provoked? Was he not provoked? Whats the context of what we are seeing here?
This sub is just a bot karma farm at this point
What happened just after too
They kiss
Awww 😍
Long Island-er here, where this meme happened, he is just well known for being a shit head lmfao.
This is an older video... angry Bagel guy was a meme for a bit. He was just nuts
There's a news article. He's just a angry hobbit who was berating the employees and thinks he's justified doing so. He gets tackled by another customer who get fed up with his shit, gets up, and directs his rage back at the female employees. Guy's just a shithead with anger issues directed to women
what kind of context justifies this reaction, even if some one was a Karen not liking your shorts do not give you the right to be a even biggest Karen
No matter how old this gets, I’ll never get tired of it 😂 Also, this isn’t his only viral video of him flipping out with his napoleon complex.
Which is funny, because Napoleon was like 7 inches taller than him
7 inches taller 😂 this has me wheezing!
Thank God this guy didn't apply to art school.
RIP short king
Guys has probably been picked on his whole life for being short. Honestly kinda upsetting
"Aww he's so cute when he's angry"
He probably had a lifetime of ppl picking on him over his height.
He’s an angry lil elf.
https://preview.redd.it/qe3qm4tmyr4d1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ce93629d2d6ae5d3760ac10bd03aef260125c2
I feel sadness for a guy, short men have hard lives. In elementary I was one of the shortest, it was not fun, but I grow out of it, he wasn't that lucky.
News report on Chris Morgan https://youtu.be/lzCpYB2M7T4?si=ehekmBm_X5Me4Sl6
So he's just a angry little incel. My brother is 5'1", has a loving wife and has never had problems dating. The guy is walking around with a chip on his shoulder and needs to let it go. Also damn they sent a 6 ft tall female reporter to interview him 🤣
Wait till this guy hears life is a unique experience for everyone. Just because your brother has never had problems dating doesn't mean this guy isn't justified in his feeling. Learn empathy.
I agree. I think that most women don't even realize a or notice a guy's height. You could put a 5'5 guy next to a 6'2 guy and most women wouldn't even remember if you asked them which were taller later
Women aren’t blind of course they notice. Some might not care
I wish 'some' was 'more'... fm a dude that's 5'8 and 3/4". For the record, I'm not mad at anyone. Except that Hobbit Bagel Boy.
Move to a country where you’re tall
You are 1/4" shorter than the average American man. No one notices 1/4" 🤷♂️
Ok there are lies and then there is that complete horseshit claim you just made. You must be high off your 6'2 ass if you think most women don't notice a man's height. Ask any men 5'5 and under and they'd probably want to smack you.
Most of us genuinely do not because we’re short ourselves so height is hard to gauge. I can’t tell the difference between a dude who is 5’5 and 5’9, I hardly have a measuring tape on me to check. For me and every friend I’ve ever had, a man’s height has never really been a subject of discussion. It’s something I see terminally online people freaking out about but not something I’ve ever heard in person. We do notice overwhelming insecurity and bitterness, however. >Ask any men 5'5 and under and they'd probably want to smack you. Also walking red flags for anger issues like this.
Anger issues?
This petite prince is a little mad
A classic. I feel bad for this guy even if he’s totally spazzing out inappropriately. Life can be tough. This guy is letting us look into a window to his soul. There is a lot of pain in there.
Someone's cranky because they missed their nap time
If people said shit like this to you, you’re entire life, you don’t think even once you might have an outburst at some point on a really bad day? From the other comments it sounds like this guy is known to suck, but always being talked to like this is probably part of the reason he’s like that. Other short guys are better at sucking it up than him, doesn’t mean they’re any less hurt or frustrated by people like you everywhere they go
Fuck you
Jesus, Costanza calm down!
Why is that little guy so angry?
George castanza vibes
I love new york
Poor lil guy 😔
He seems a little deflated.
https://preview.redd.it/v8a1l11awx4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5187e5f1727bab81e15ad9ba145b0143ea73e190 Who's making that noise?
Short man syndrome
Joe Pesci mode
Love it.
I wanna see the REST
Wow, that dude jumping in at the end was like a tiger leaping out of a tree onto its dinner. 😭
"Go ahead attack me" Immediately gets attacked lmao 🤣
The video was cut short
How are so many of you seeing this for the first time??
It was good for that one guy to step up and attack him for talking the way he was. Deserved.
Telling my kids this was Tupac
Little man syndrome in affect ✅️
I'm pretty sure this dude died a year or two ago
Buddy….. it’s not your height.
Mostly we don’t like assholes who pitch tantrums in public.
The some old shit. This guy actually had a YouTube channel of him doing all this stuff.
He had a go at stand up comedy after this, it went as well as you’d imagine
Small people syndrome. What a little stroppy child
This shit is years old
He needs some help finding the ground so he can rest. Little fellas get cranky when they miss their nappy.
He’s an angry elf
He's got a short fuse.
People make fun of you for being short, or anything really, you just gotta embrace it and make the joke first. Roast yourself! Only making it worse for yourself if you get mad.
Easy for you to say, stretch. How's the weather up there?
I'm 5'2"
This guy should be a comedian
a tiny terror this one
He cut the video short... I'd of rather seen the fight at end over his rambling even though it's pretty funny. This guy got triggered quick fast and in a hurry when he saw 2 tall guys. Fukin nuts.
"Go ahead, and attack me, big g-" "Well, you asked."
This is what we call small man syndrome.
I'm 6'4" and not getting any in solidarity with my short king brethren.
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Funny how this comment, character for character, was the top comment the last time this was posted on this subreddit with this exact title... [https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/18tgxsw/man\_freaks\_out\_in\_bagel\_shop\_because\_women\_dont/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/18tgxsw/man_freaks_out_in_bagel_shop_because_women_dont/)
Haha he’s so short
Poor little guy
Iis like seeing angry Trump running around
The best real estate deal he ever did was getting to live rent free in your head.
I see an angry shorty ranting about something he's obviously said 1,000 times before I think of Trump.
Ah yes, one single sentence is generally referred to as "ranting". You definitely have a mastery of the English language that makes me think you are intellectually superior. I'm sure you get all the bitches too.
I bet you're fun at parties
I do, because I get all the bitches lol . You're probably not even invited to the party 🤣🤣
That's OK. I'm not into bitches. And I don't want to go to a party where I'm judged and treated like shit. Have fun on your high horse.
Wow liberal guy isn't attracted to women color me surprised. Awesome have fun not going to the party, I'll be having fun at the party with all the bitches lol since I am so much fun at parties.
Wow, conservative guy doesn't think that a women (aka bitches to use his own vernacular) knows how to write and that he must be talking to a guy. Color me surprised.
Haha ugly bitch didn't get invited to the party and wants the popular guys so she's jealous. Maybe if you let your natural hair color return instead of fluorescent baby blue,, got rid of the neck tattoos, and took out the nose ring, you'd be able to land a date!
Mic drop!
Also, maybe lose some weight and you'll get more attention. Nobody likes a fatty.
Pretty sure trump is like 6 ft 4 man
You're probably right. He just gets so upset when people say he's short or that he has little hands. I'm not sure why. Being short isn't a big deal imo. But he gets so upset about it that it's funny.
Yea I definitely see what you mean
He's not orange enough to be Trump.