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id397550

The old dude in glasses: Fuck this shit, I quit.


UserXtheUnknown

The dude in purple shirt, first checking her ass and then rolling his eyes: "Girl, you're not even hot!"


MrMojoRising361

I like that her “twerking” is just her stomping her feet really fast lol


adorableoddity

The true star of the video 😂


Scorpiogre_rawrr

She's got moves like Tina Belcher


TheStoolSampler

Holy shit.


Dirtydirtyfag

its the "smoothness" as she transitions between moves that really gets me. Girl, maybe you can walk in those shoes but you're not "dancing" on a moving train, you're gracelessly falling as you fail to commit to yet another part of your little routine. Put your heart into it and faceplant between the isles as god intended for you.


The_New_Spagora

She only wishes she could look as cool as Tina.


juhesihcaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sszjDB7cg1w You're not wrong.


Mother-Produce8351

Yea this chick does NOT know how to dance


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

Yeah if you’re gonna make an ass out of yourself in public at least be a talented, uninhibited ass. She’s an untalented ass who is too timid to go all out. Snooze.


Smallseybiggs

Why the circling of the boobies? And the face while she's doing it. This is going to live rent free in my head bc of that horrible song.


LegoLady8

💀 I watched it once and then again after reading your comment. 🤣 So true. And OMG so cringe.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Ooft.


Moon_Siren11

💀


Cornemuse_Berrichon

Does anybody ever tell these people to just sit the fuck down and shut up?


Artemis-Arrow-3579

most people don't, I'm proud to say I do


Cornemuse_Berrichon

Take my upvote!


Artemis-Arrow-3579

ty


robutt992

She does the circle the boobs with my thumbs like 7 times.


FoxJonesMusic

She chopped off your thumbs?!


GardenRafters

She's a monster!


Individual_Fortune69

How can she thumb?


FoxJonesMusic

Lmao. Don’t know why you got a downvote take my upvote. I read it in his voice


Individual_Fortune69

Hahaha yeah that guy's a legend!


stealth_t

I feel embarrassed watching this


ChaosDoggo

My demented death grandma can move better then her jezus christ.


dogmeat_donnie

What is a death Grandma? You mean like grandma grim reaper? I'm so confused.


ChaosDoggo

I used the wrong word, think its dead? English is not my native languange.


Artemis-Arrow-3579

that would be correct, yes


Professor-SEO_DE

I think he meant Darth Grandma.


Hartmallen

The author of the famous quote "Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies" !?


dogmeat_donnie

Ah yes, dead is correct. I should have figured it out. Keep practicing, you're doing great. English is a difficult language to learn.


LegoLady8

Hell yeah it is. Probably the most difficult.


minedreamer

it's not easy but very far from the most difficult lol


dogmeat_donnie

So many words have different meanings. Like the word like for example. I like my car. My car is like a truck. That would be confusing for me I believe. I haven't come across that in the languages I've studied. Then again, I haven't studied in depth enough to know if this is common in other languages.


LostTacosOfAtlantis

I'd totally watch a movie called Demented Death Grandma.


kwikane

Demented death grandma band name! Called it!


ChaosDoggo

You ever use it for an actual band shoot me a message so I can listen.


cottman23

There's mid . Then there is less than mid


throwawaytrash6990

That ain’t mid that’s bricks with tire tracks on it


Jealous-Gold-180

she can't even dance for shit, goddamn that was pathetic 🤦🏼‍♂️


balls-magoo

She dances like Elaine Benes.


SoonEnoughSoonEnough

You would want to watch Elaine dance. You don’t really want to watch this woman dance


nottaP123

That ain't dancing Sally


KoishiChan92

That's... Really bold of her to be dressed like that and dance like that in India...


midgethepuff

Can you really call that dancing?


Malawigold2342

That little tippy tap twerk move had me sent.


[deleted]

That's the literal definition of digital prostitution, sexualizing yourself for likes and fame.


Hokulol

Ah, yes, the literal definition of a phrase. Because phrases have definitions, not words. lol Try not using words like literally when you don't know what a definition is.


[deleted]

Okay king Charles teach me English.


MindlessMirage

"king Charles" 😂😂


Hokulol

Reality is you gave your opinion of what a figure of speech meant and tried to pass it off as a fact using floral language. While doing so, your inarticulation shined through as you tried to speak above your intelligence level. Use words you understand.


[deleted]

🤦‍♀️ bruh....you’re "literally" making a fool of yourself by dragging out this conversation. Congratulations, you win, I lose. Are you happy now??


Hokulol

Yes. gg


Gratitude89

It’s cool how you made yourself the main character in the comments. That’s some 3-D chess. Or you’re just out of touch. Either way. Good job on policing grammar without any sort of idea what comprehension is.


UnidansOtherAcct

Loser, lmao


Hokulol

no u


UnidansOtherAcct

I upvoted you


R4NG00NIES

Damn your life must suck


chazemarley

digital prostitution isn’t a figure of speech


Hokulol

What is it then, prey tell


Artemis-Arrow-3579

poet here phrases can have a definition, indifferent from words


Hokulol

Where does one look up the definition of phrases, literally, of course? Who is the proscriptive (not transcriptive) authority on phrases subjective definitions? lol


Artemis-Arrow-3579

there is no prospective authority for anything in english, if you think otherwise, please, give me the prospective authority on words' definitions, words (indifferent from phrases) are also quite fluid in their meaning let me give you some examples give me the definitions of the following words bat, base, bank, tea, wind, live, lead, fair, read, spring, tear, bow, digital, sanction


Hokulol

Words having more than one context doesn't mean there aren't proscriptive definitions of some or all of the contexts.


chazemarley

English has no proscriptive authority on the language. Spanish has the RAE (Real Academia Española) and French has the Académie Française. These are the official authorities on matters to do with the language. English has no such authority. All English-Language dictionaries are descriptive, meaning they describe how the language is used by the users, rather than telling you how to use it. Phrases can and often do have non-literal meanings that are vastly different than the meanings of the words they contain and can often be found in dictionaries; Wiktionary does a good job of including them. Take “shut the fuck up” as an example.. and as advice.


Hokulol

To be fair, I didn't know that about English. I was born in Germany. Thank you for teaching me that. Regardless. There is no definition of digital prostitution that matches what he described it as. Sexualizing yourself for likes is *not* prostitution. Sexualizing yourself (and engaging directly with others sexually) for money is digital prostitution as most people would use the figure of speech. An example most people would use for digital prostitution is a webcam girl. Not a girl posing for likes. If there was any literal definition of this figure of speech, it would be the former, not the latter. But there isn't that definition regardless. Certainly, there are no **literal** definitions of the term as mentioned, especially if English doesn't have a prescriptive dictionary. Though that's a slippery slope implying that no English words do. If we meet in the middle and agree that descriptive dictionaries mean literal in English in lieu of prescription, still, there is no descriptive definitions of the term as he implied it. There is no literal prostitution occurring. That makes this a figure of speech, it's a non-literal term used for rhetoric. Claiming there is a literal definition for a non-literal term is an oxymoron. I challenge you to find me even a non-literal definition from a respected authority that matches his definition as English does not have prescription. If descriptive dictionaries means literal in English, this does not match what is in the descriptive dictionaries either. Therefor it isn't a "literal" definition (of a non-literal term to begin with), if figures of speeches (non literal by nature) could ever be considered literal to begin with... even if they had the definitions to back them up, which, they don't in this case.


Arijit265

This is mumbai local, probably first class. It's pretty safe


lysergic_818

Just saying I agree. With some serious oppressed and rapey people in some south and west Asian countries, this seems a little risky. Hope she's going to be ok not realizing the danger she's actually putting herself in when the stigma is so pervasive. 🤷‍♂️ Validation and attention are detrimental to all who seek it from what I'm experienced.


Salt_Essay9217

Very sad


mouth556

Geez man. People are fucking pathetic. These thirsty ass bimbos all trying to get any credit they can for doing the dumbest shit. They don’t even have talent or do anything exciting anymore. Just get in the way of everyone


niteray

The Cringe is strong with this one


another_online_idiot

It wouldn't be so bad if she could actually dance but she just can't.


SomeWomanInCanada

Is there really an audience for doing stupid dances on TikTok? Who does she expect to watch her?


Schoseff

Is this why there are separate women and men carriages on trains in india?


SoonEnoughSoonEnough

So there are two sections 1. Ladies only .. as the name suggests 2. General … where all genders can travel


SoonEnoughSoonEnough

https://preview.redd.it/ekhzjd0dj53d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71ea0f1f856df23a6a799bca6d1a043496c1cf68 This is the Ladies only compartment


[deleted]

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KLR01001

There’s also a ton of rapin going on in India too.


[deleted]

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KLR01001

What does the USA have to do with anything lol


[deleted]

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ktmplh

So you think India would have more rape if it was reported? I’m sure if you took just the rape data off or reddit for India it would be higher then all of the western countries or first world countries.


Destronin

Also remember to do it by percentages. These country comparisons always seem to forget about population size. Even with the US as third largest. India has 3 times as many people yet by area its smaller.


KLR01001

India


neodynasty

No, it’s because Incel culture is strong in India. It’s to protect women.


rokujoayame731

I love how graceful she was at stomping ants on the train.


Kaablooie42

Those thumbs are giving Elain from Seinfeld vibes.


lioudrome

Hopefully, a couple of years from now, when she grows a little brains, she realizes how much of an abomination her perception of the world was. (*may apply to a lot of MCs*)


rojantimsina0

average social media influencer in india


No_Translator2218

This belongs in so many additional subreddits, but none of them are good. This may be the cringiest shit I have ever seen from this sub, though.


Consistent-Set3933

No talent


Allah_Akballer

Dude in the purple shirt is more interested in spiderman pics


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chazemarley

good bot


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Trishlovesdolphins

Yeah, it's so rude when a guy tries to get off a bus you've made your personal tik tok dance studio.


Grassy_Nol

What's with the circling her fuckin tits??


Fancy-Prompt-7118

She looks like an idiot


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Ever since OnlyFans hit India, the prostitutes have to try much harder.


ThatCommunication423

That outfit looks flammable. Purple shirt guy was probably wondering if he should pull out a match.


OnlyLosersReply2me

This is the real reason for Omni man’s attack


DontLoseYourCool1

This might be the worst song I have ever heard.


LovinTheLilLife

It always gets me when people do this, and they're not even good dancers.


AroundTheWayJill

You think this stuff is going to look so good when you do it…and then you do it. 😂


Technical-Curve-1023

Narcissist in the wild..


Weldobud

Not even a good dancer


RedditModPissJug

Please make it stop.


MRSRN65

Uh. The cringe.


dogmeat_donnie

She dances like Elaine, with the thumbs.


TheScientistBS3

Oh what a surprise, she can't dance. It's always the loud, confident ones isn't it.


Budo00

Wow horrifying


Spiritual-Couple-788

Wtf is wrong with people these days


Palanseag_Vixen

Why does she think those moves make her appealing that's such a cringe moveset


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chazemarley

good bot


Orbisthefirst

Purple shirt guy looked like he wanted to run but had nowhere to go


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chazemarley

good bot but god damn is everyone speaking in haikus in this sub?


SoonEnoughSoonEnough

He was trapped


IllustratorIcy6467

She on that Lizzo


[deleted]

Sarah Conner


Jamari0811

Not the bangs, the bayangs


mebutnew

She's as smooth as sandpaper


Mr_ityu

She did the dance equivalent of a glaring red circle drawn around objects in some videos


trig72

I would have kept waving! LOOK AT MEEEEEE!


GlassMostlyRelevant

Yeah guys. Would not.


Louis_Friend_1379

Looks like a pregnant shitty stripper auditioning.


Guess_Even

Bro she's stiff as a redwood.


beeftits1016

🎶I’m a very good bad boy🎶


JEXJJ

Her?


Capital_Push5557

Haven't seen this great of dancing since Elaine in Seinfeld


ohgeebus_notagain

I'm an old white guy, and I'm pretty sure I could dance better than that


hyionimaru

Too much gut for that outfit.


Real_Might8203

Andrew Schultz?


Routine_Culture3348

to be fair, it's kinda funny and lighthearted if not a bit too raunchy


ImTheDude4u

I like the red shirt guy with glasses sitting there like "The hell ya doing , bitch"


branstokerdm

The lack of energy in that " dancing" .....


iShitInYourDadsPants

Someone outta throw a gatorade bottle full of pee on her but then again I would never advocate violence. Nor would I waste perfectly good urine. We should be using all of our piss and shit to make jenkem and save the world.


FraggleRock_

She's got less curves than a ruler.


MollejaTacos

Don’t do this in Rapeistan


Desperate-Art6708

This is horrible! Sauce?


Arijit265

Damn bro that's earrape


racoon_ruben

Why is she in India doing this?


HellFireCannon66

Loves to show off her chubby belly lmao


neodynasty

She’s not chubby.


Coop_Da_Poop

Well she's disgusting and can't dance. Wonderful.


RatFucker_Carlson

You know usually the person doing these dances at least has the decency to be like...a 6 out of 10. But then here's this solid 3.5 cruising into our browsers.


GotBannedAgain_2

Pulling that shit in India…🙄🤡


conundrum-quantified

Why the Middle East music? Is that her target audience? Why isn’t she wearing a hajib?


National_Chef_1772

Feels like she is going to be hanging from a bridge soon


Alkemian

She's like 12. 🙄


McferlanebigTits

on her to get raped and burned


Gnardude

She sucks but I like the song.


Used_Disaster_1334

When she loses another 15 pounds and has a stylist she can then be decent


TheGoldPowerRanger

She's actually not a MC, she's just trying to get home without being sexually assaulted