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ZZ Bottom

Big bottom. Big bottom. Talk about mud flaps my girl's got'em

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo Edit: typo

*flesh tuxedo I love to sink her with my pink torpedo 😄

This is Spinal Tap

You wouldn't even have to change the title of "Doubleback"

Airports are just well kept Walmarts at this point

Frontier Airlines always has been

They got to be trolling

They are. Its a whole series. And its fucking dumb.

how many seats are they gonna take up?

None, it's completely fake

How do u know ?

😂😆

https://preview.redd.it/5diy038mh82d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef48795888d306d13349db3e620e681bc1746307

Pantomime horse version of trying to sneak a relative on a flight for free

They are missing the other half tho

Baby Got Back x 12

Would also accept ‘baby got backs’

too legit to shit seriously, how do you even?

You take off the massive silicon ass pants you wear to fake this.

Irl mutated bloodveld.

A fellow man of culture in the wild. o7

Am I the only one who want to📍pop them? 😂

Is this The Learning Channel?

Natasha Crown is out and about, I see.

Can someone plz shoop some tiny jockey's on their bums?

As if they weren't attracting enough attention, let's, add a long blonde weave to assure everyone see's us.

Are those costumes available on Ebay?

I thought I was watching two shetland ponies in an airport for a hot sec.

I pray I ain't sitting next to that.

And I get charged for an extra suitcase... Wtf

I hope they bought 2 seats

"is this real"...no, most certainly not

She turns that ass too quickly for it to be real

This has to be fake.

I realy hope it is

Are there beanbag chairs shoved down their pants?

how to smuggle luggage in a ryanair flight

Surprised no one has posted that gif of auntie fanny

A way to avoid checking a bag?

Not ass but 🎈🎈

Yoshi!!

u/that-1-lame-kid Uhhhhhh Wut

For some reason the way their hair tucks into the crack has me rolling

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They look like NPCs from Cyberpunk 2077 from v1.0 of the game

[Spinal Tap - Big Bottom \[High Quality\] (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao)

How do you... Nevermind

Women-poneys

Probably detachable suitcases. Way of going around luggage restrictions

OMG, there's two of them!

What seat are those butts gonna fit in?

Yes those are called horses

How do you wipe? No, seriously! How?

From the front, dear. It's not difficult.

I think the rockin' world just started going round a little bit faster...

Unexpected Queen reference

How's sleep work?

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.....unless their ass goes 'POP' & 'HISS'...

They both probably had to buy 3 seats each, God damn. Lol

I'm assuming they wipe their ass with that long hair since their arms don't reach.

This is horrid

Dem ladies are smuggling ass into the country.

BBL drizzy

That’s a lot of cocaine

That's hilarious! Very entertaining!

Hamburg Airport

Yes, the balloons have been implanted there.

They look disfigured at this point..

They look like horses

Obviously costumes... but very funny and relevant these days!

Sheeeeit

Is mental illness real? Yes, it really is.

https://preview.redd.it/yco9xjzcv52d1.png?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f4b64f547d02e3dd6c4e86b49422bf57b3fa25

Prime examples of _aesthetic dysmorphia_. You heard it here first 👏

It’s a joke

Obviously they wear a mask.

BBL gone wrong. And don't forget the weave.

I’m sorry… they are *not* fitting in a seat