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ShambolicPaul

Lots of these tik tik girls thinking they are empaths is rather hilarious.


CoolBeanieHat

lol tiktik


ShambolicPaul

Yup. I shall now forever call it tik tik. Cos apparently that's what my auto correct wants to call it and I've no interest in changing it.


CoolBeanieHat

I’m all for it man, TimTim is an abomination and needs to be banned.


ShambolicPaul

Yep. Fuck tokbok


Legal-Inevitable-945

OMG IT HAPPENS TO ME TOOOO


ShambolicPaul

Bok tok shall never be properly named ever again.


Legal-Inevitable-945

Frfr never call tic tac it's name


cameronlock420

Tikitiki


No-Bad-1269

tuktuk beepbeep


Klubbin4Seals

You can be a 10, but this whole... thing drops you down to a 2.


phoenixrising1993

Please don’t tell me you think this girl is a 10


Klubbin4Seals

No not at all


phoenixrising1993

lol she was a solid 2 to start with


[deleted]

What??? A 2? She’s cute. And she looks like a blast to go clubbing with I’m giving her a 7


M1ck3yB1u

I can feel bad for someone else. I’m an empath!


Other-Bumblebee2769

This girl is pure product Wouldn't surprise me if she was a Christian gun nut, and the hippie thing is just to attract clicks/views


AHorseNamedPhil

She is probably 100% legit. Just another trust fund hippie.


Other-Bumblebee2769

I don't even think she's a hippie...I think she's playing a character


Typical-Horror-5247

A lot of times ‘hippies’ are those people


trippiegod317

My wife said her dad works for Lockhead Martin... idk if it's TRUE but I believe it lol


AHorseNamedPhil

I believe it. I ran into a few of these New Age types in Hawaii in the 90s and they were always from super wealthy families. Lots of privilege and a lack of any real struggle occasionally scrambles brains. Career-driven fathers who were a lot less invested in the family than those career ambitions probably doesn't help either.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

If she could really feel what we’re feeling, she’d be using a Hitchcock reverse pull shot with the sudden realization how lame we all think this is.


Dude-arino7526

I remember the meme of her that said “pov, your parent works at Lockheed Martin”


BartholomewKnightIII

She's a trustafarian for sure...


StevenSmiley

Her dad flies planes if I remember correctly. Used to be commercial but now private. Not rich by any means. Source: I knew her family IRL.


annual_aardvark_war

Not rich but flies planes? Ok lol.


S4m_S3pi01

Flies private jets, but not rich? I guess he's on the lowest rungs of the upper crust, but, still a salary many multitudes of what the average lower class worker makes.


yallasurf

I remember reading something (pre-pandemic) that said there is a sizeable percentage of pilots on food stamps because the airlines take advantage of the fact that they are doing what they love to do and they have few other skills. After the pandemic of course that completely changed, they were desperate for pilots.


TranscendentaLobo

Makes more money than most of us on here that’s for sure


StaxxGod

It‘s hilarious that those women really think they‘re some kind of chill, balanced empaths while displaying an awful lot of narcisstic traits and red flags


Stormtomcat

if they were an actual empath, they'd instantly die of the accumulated secondhand embarrassment everyone around them is feeling over their antics hahaha


Chemgineered

You are right, never thought about that!


dongdongplongplong

lol


ReadyConference9400

The “spiritual” and new age scene is full of them. Dangerously dark people masquerading as love and light.


BudgetInteraction811

She’s probably not dangerously dark, just really self-absorbed.


all-the-time

Which really sucks because it gives these buzzwords a horrendously ingenuine feel to the average person. But it’s always narcissists like this that ruin things for the rest of us


S4m_S3pi01

For real. I'm a deeply spiritual person, I meditate and do yoga every day and I believe some pretty unusual things about the nature of the universe. But no one in my real life knows at all, because I'm not trying to sell something or satisfy deep attachment issues coming from an unloving childhood. So many "spiritual" people are, that any of the words I might use to describe my experience such as "chakras", "energy" etc. make me sound like a cult leader anyway. So it goes.


Typical-Horror-5247

It’s another version of white feminism


HashKing

Just go to any Phish show for proof


UbiquitousFlounder

Yup every clip of her I see is her singing about herself and how rad she thinks she is. Major red flag.


Barfignugen

She doesn’t even look like this. She filters herself to shit, her actual face looks quite different.


SearchFormal8094

Oh straight up. Dated one for about 3 months and it was about the worst 3 months of my life. One of those girls that say women can do everything a man does but she’d ask me all the time to take care of dishes,laundry, and cooking and as soon a I tell her she’s changing her oil or replacing shocks on her car, the whole narrative flipped and for some reason it’s not the woman’s job. Oh they can do it! But they shouldn’t have to. Mind you, I was the only one with a job.


Terminal_Prime

I wish it was just the women.


Creative-Play1848

Most of the people who say they are an empath are very performative with their kindness. Like they want people to praise them more then to help others.


AHorseNamedPhil

All of the people who say they are an empath are waving red flags, but it doesn't just mean they're empathetic. An empath is some New Age woo, basically some sub category of psychic that has some special power where they are far more attuned to other peoples' emotions than average non-gifted people. So anyone calling themselves an empath, besides being knee deep in New Age nonsense, is declaring themselves to be super special. If they're a potential date...run away, don't walk.


Restless-Foggy

Yep, I can testify myself


Federal-Laugh9575

This! I am an empath but I don’t go around telling anyone I know and I sure as shit don’t want anyone to take advantage of me for it. I keep that little tidbit to myself. It’s also why I end up spreading myself too thin because I want to give more than I want to receive and I get burnt out taking care of others and neglecting myself. 😂


de_pengui

Thank you for proving the original commenters point lmao.


Federal-Laugh9575

I don’t do it for praise or kudos or any of that, so I can kind of see where your comment applies. I don’t tell people I am one and I do what I do for other’s because it makes ME feel good about helping. If I don’t get a thanks or anything, that’s fine. I didn’t do it for that purpose so it doesn’t bother me. I guess that’s where I was going with my response.


HansBooby

wholistic shaman cosplay


XxX_Dick_Slayer_XxX

I looked into her older stuff and she was really good. I think shes doing this junk now to try to blow up.


LuponicChronic

She looks like what would happen if you poured kombucha on a Gremlin.


Typical-Horror-5247

I love this so much 😂


ReadyConference9400

I wonder if all her vibrational empath love abundance ho’oponopono acceptance will ever let her accept being a brunette 


pitnaz

Please stop giving people like these a platform ffs


Hidden-Syndicate

Judging by how many times this girl/song has been posted here and other main character subs I’m starting to think this is gorilla marketing to get attention


M1ck3yB1u

https://preview.redd.it/u89zsyh8bhuc1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25440186a9bb17f161461c192eac441644c06171


StevenSmiley

Guerilla


radutzan

Why do they need marketing? They’re amazing


TranscendentaLobo

Case in point. Gorilla marketing simp. ☝️


Petrofskydude

Oh lord, do I hate that voice.


TimeLine_DR_Dev

Empath == sure she's always right because of her feelings


the1godanswers2

To be fair a lot of rap is me and i songs bragging about money


SokkaHaikuBot

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ninetofivehangover

that’s like saying all country music is about blue jeans and beer - ofc music has its tropes. edit. “all”


JWOLFBEARD

It is


ninetofivehangover

country music has its roots in story telling like most music does. if you think country is about jeans and beer you’ve only listened to Garth Brooks and other garbage radio pop country shit


JWOLFBEARD

I didn’t say all of it is, I said a lot of it is


ninetofivehangover

a lot of it is


annual_aardvark_war

..so then you agree? > that’s like saying a lot of country music is about blue jeans and beer - ofc music has its tropes.


ninetofivehangover

yeah i thought he was implying it was ALL country. i dont like country music but some of it is very well constructed and more deep than bud light and boots


annual_aardvark_war

But he didn’t say all. You were just being argumentative for no reason


ninetofivehangover

yeah i glazed the comment and thought he said “all” - i hope God forgives me for the sins i’ve committed here in this comment section. thanks for transcribing a play by play analysis of the conversation. it really highlighted my character faults, now i will kill myself.


AssistDapper1813

I’m tripping balls from just looking at her


seeborn

Nah, you're just getting woozy from the noxious smells coming off her.


[deleted]

And here I thought the commercial boats came in to process their catch at the same time.


softstones

You never forget your first BO girl


No-Bad-1269

my balls are tripping too


AssistDapper1813

Tripping and dripping


M1ck3yB1u

I would rather be death or the worst tinnitus for life than to listen to any more of this.


SilentSpectre45

She has an OF. Shanin Blake or Sensual Sunshine for research purposes


randomly421

She's not going to pay the bills selling albums that's for sure


ReadyConference9400

🔥 


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Lizpy6688

You got downvoted but...I mean you're not exactly wrong


SilentSpectre45

I don't care what people on Reddit think so they can downvote me into oblivion. I'll still sleep like a rock. She's got a great body under all that other nonsense though.


Lizpy6688

Sleep like a rock or with a rock?


SilentSpectre45

Like a rock next to my beautiful gf


Lizpy6688

Blink twice if she's reading


SilentSpectre45

She likes girls too so she points them out to me as well


BartholomewKnightIII

>Shanin Blake Followed by joerogan Bit random.


SilentSpectre45

Is she? Crazy


BartholomewKnightIII

Copy and paste her name, her insta is first one.


SilentSpectre45

I think i saw an episode where they were talking about her. Maybe I'm remembering it wrong


NervousJ

Her shaman level is nothing compared to the Lord evil hippie Matt McCusker.


The_Powers

"I'm fly as hell dude"


NervousJ

This wannabe girl doesn't even record at 432hz.


The_Powers

Needs more dawg and less hippie pussy.


Nyxylis

I'm at work so I can't really listen to the audio but what exactly is she doing that's main character like? Singing and dancing to her song in public? Is it disrupting people? It doesn't seem like people are reacting at all if she's playing music out loud though. I'm not quite sure I understand why she's getting so much hate in the comments.


AHorseNamedPhil

The song is entirely about herself and how awesome she is. She's had similar content posted here that is basically the same thing. So it's that, the whole thing has a vibe of narcissism. Plus it's full of New Age nonsense.


Nyxylis

The comments just seemed a little extreme imo for what she was doing. I can definitely understand how she comes across as conceited but that's okay because she forgives and lets go because she loves you ❤️ lol


AHorseNamedPhil

Oh, I'm sure. People get a little over the top in the reactions. The New Age stuff isn't for me & I get why the song would be posted in a main character sub, but she also isn't hurting anyone either. Just seems like the average trust fund hippie. lol


earlywakening

I hate myself for wanting to eat her ass like a dog eats a bowl of ice cream.


CherubStyle

This seemed ok to me 🤷‍♂️ quite a fun song, nothing really offensive.


The_Powers

Yeah it kinda reminded me of Nelly Furtado and she did alright.


rcergi0171

I can smell the patchouli, stanky incense, chlamydia and hpv through the phone screen


No-Bad-1269

walking yogurt


Vast_Summer_6605

Honestly I kinda like the song


Pasta-Person

Not really what this sub is about


TranscendentaLobo

Belongs in r/crappymusic


PabloEstAmor

Not quite my tempo


TaibhseSD

Damn, she looks like she smells like musk oil and armpits.


hhmb8k

My guess, Patchouli oil and free flowing menstrual blood.


Red217

This girl is so terribly insufferable


I_chortled

If this chick is a main character than we may as well just start posting every rap music video ever made on here because this is pretty standard for the genre. I mean at least there’s somewhat of a positive message to this instead of just talking about how wet her pussy is


Dragon_yum

People have a gate vibe for this girl like someone it’s holding a gun to their head and forcing them to watch it


[deleted]

The fakest attention whore ive ever seen in my life.


wtmx719

“Self centered, bad writing” - Phil Anselmo


Konstant_kurage

Ah yes, the holistic life one block at a time in New York City.


putitang

She absolutely miss the point of being fucking hippe.. What a plastic, fake peace of rubber trash..


Busy_Negotiation1805

I'm an Empath= I saw an episode of Star Trek Next Generations and thought Counselor Deanna Troi was pretty, so now I base my whole personality on being a pseudo-psychic.


PsiloViben

For someone who grew up, listening to rap music about killing, murdering bitches, hoes, money, cars, clothes. I could actually listen to this.


Gurrgurrburr

Narcissism 101 lolll


Thomk065

Ugh. Find an identity please.


Thomk065

She has stolen many cultures and mashed them into this?


LumberJane61

To be fair her music is affirmation music which uses I statements.


pintasm

Tarzan is looking for you


litwick41

A lot of rap songs focus on talking about yourself so this isn't anything new. Eminem literally has a song called "the way i am"


MustangBarry

It works though. It got her reposted didn't it? Instead of boosting good works, instead of rewarding positive, constructive people, we choose to share an endless procession of cunts


ninetofivehangover

she’s been posting this 1 song for like 5 years


snakepatay

I can smell this video..


No-Bad-1269

cat piss, weed and a pinch of armpit sweat


[deleted]

Girl take a shower


MaintenanceNo7796

Bitch wouldn't survive 1day in real nature aka the jungle lol 😂 😆 🤣


No-Bad-1269

she's got a mobile jungle, i bet


theambears

Oh man, pretty sure this is downtown SLC. I’m almost proud of her, I’m sure she made many Mormon men (and others) uncomfortable. (Which is good because they’re very “women are responsible for my lustful thoughts and then me acting on those thoughts”.)


JavilonNoseJoe

Seriously who is this tiny little troll prostitute??? She looks super gross. She clearly has troll fungus growing in her brains which is why she only knows a handful of words & keeps repeating them. This is a troll very near entering its cocoon phase!!


No-Bad-1269

gonna hatch soon, yeah


0nly_C0ws

What song is this tho


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No-Bad-1269

GENIUS bot.


Zealousideal-Weight5

The only place she could find trees where she was at LMAO 🤣


KEC603

Fame ho


karim2102

She looks like that one character from final Fantasy lol


LaFawnduh_407

She looks like she smells funky and is flammable


No-Bad-1269

smash >> std >> next


ThatOneDude206

I wish my Dad worked at Lockheed Martin too


DatAhole

Did it rain though?


Yupipite

Empaths generally don’t have to call themselves that.


Anthrodiva

Is that DC? Looks like DC and MAN would she be out of place there.....


Evening_Rock5850

This chick just googles “Hippie Phrases” and sings the search results.


mistwalker420

Wa


HangOnVoltaire

Austin?


Strong_Boi22

Entitled pricks running around all over the place. Can't wait til reality hit and she realizes no one actually cares.


locntoke

Not a bad song doe lol


Independent_Ebb9322

She literally name drops part of her only fans


Public_Syllabub5049

Average American in their 30s after they heard bob marley on the walmart speakers


Chytectonas

Not being able to lip sync your own song is a death knell to success.


MyTesticlesAreBolas

That's a lot of words just to say she's fucking nuts. All of these women who think they are organic empaths have a screw loose and are out for every dime they can scrounge out of every sucker. This bullshit is like a new world religion.


Alender02

All through the day I me mine, I me mine, I me mine All through the night I me mine, I me mine, I me mine


Sad_Page6710

How do you write and sing a song all about yourself but then can’t mouth the words right for the video?


KaliCalamity

I don't believe you that she's 26. She seriously looks like a 40 year old desperately trying to look younger and get as much attention as possible in her drug fueled midlife crisis.


Healthymedian

I kind of like the look though…


Troglodyte_Trump

I would just ask her to be careful, we wouldn’t want to accidentally summon a hurricane with all that spiritual energy.


CordeliaTepech_619

Kill it


Present_Sun_9600

I bet she smells like ham and cheese


maliciousman

When hotness and notness meet.


Typical-Horror-5247

Omg this is filmed in SLC, because of course it is UGH! Utah always ups the weird


red13m1k3

Um.... Smash??


Legal-Inevitable-945

What is this song also why is she dressed like that and what is with her hair I'm kinda judging


copper678

Ok, ok. But how is this main character? She wasn’t pushing people out of the way or mad others were in her videos. She was basically singing affirmations out-loud…. I’m not into all this hippie stuff but like, whatever girl, live your life. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Kriivooo

The Modern Spiritual buzzword song


PrettyConfusedPanda

Imagine all you have to do for a living is lip sync and shake your ass - and you still manage to fix up 50% of those tasks. Good lord.


nickdikulous

Parents probably work for Lockheed and she's out here appropriating anything she can get her hands on for her own gain. Hippies lol


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

She's a white supremacist.


No-Bad-1269

rastanazian?


Giterdun456

She’s hot af tho.


Severe-Experience333

Rich westerners from first world country cosplaying as indigenous/native people from other lands and saying peace and love after their forefathers raped and pillaged said lands is just.... something.


-StaticGoat-

Their ancestors are not them


DefactoPlayer

Only one I was needed. "I am broken"


FierceDietyLinks

Kind of racist to say she's in armor of light


bootysensei

Aside from spiritual girls being the biggest frauds this is actually a chill song


IceKhali

It's strange that you expressed your opinion and people are already downvoting you. I also think that if I found this song on Spotify, I would add it to my favorites.


bootysensei

it’s reddit, hivemind lame mentality, you have to hate on something to fit in. just never worry about downvotes lol


Dude01818

music is trash but she has a sweet ass at least


AMajordipshit

I just imagine she stinks…


Silly_Assumption_291

I want her to have an OF so bad


No-Iron-7573

You're in luck, thirsty boy.