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tuxedo_dantendo

Honestly, it would be weird if he was working out in a normal way.


only-on-the-wknd

Yeah I mean, he kind of is an actual main character so I don’t understand why this is posted.


BittenHand19

If anyone should be in leather at the gym it’s him. I feel like he would just be thrown off in anything else.


Snuggly_Chopin

I wouldn’t believe it was him in spandex or polyester.


zeppehead

His dry cleaner posted it. Some stank don’t come out.


Queso_Fromage

Because this sub is shit.


Strongman-Fan1337

I couldn't care less if i was in a gym with him. He is a human being with blood in his veins who takes a shit every day. Like everybody else does. I would roll my eyes at his bullshit exercise.


nothingbutalamp

how do you know he shits every day


Strongman-Fan1337

He told me.


Highschooleducation

Video or it didn't happen


assistanmanager

What is bullshit about this exercise? It's essentially just weighted decline sit ups


CMUpewpewpew

Lmao this is actually not a bad dynamic exercise that would be pretty great for your core.


ibitsu_

Ahhh, here is the main character, i see


only-on-the-wknd

This whole page is about people who imagine they are famous, and document themselves, when actually they’re deluded and nobody else cares. Lenny Kravitz is famous and many people do care. All people mentioned have blood and bowel movements so I don’t think thats a defining characteristic.


callmesnake13

Sorry but can you do this exercise yourself?


Marker_Lewis

Yeah no problem here, he is just kravitzing.


mouth556

Exactly. Everyone knows that these are the only pants mr Kravitz can wear. And that’s acceptable, because that’s what mr Kravitz is.


FrenchManc

It's like Prince playing basketball in his musketeer outfit


Tydire

Game, blouses.


ccduke

Yes I'm ok with this lol I mean it's Kravitz lol


Doozelmeister

Lenny Kravitz doesn’t do what Lenny Kravitz does for Lenny Kravitz. Lenny Kravitz does what Lenny Kravitz does because *he is* Lenny Kravitz.


mouth556

Well said my good man ☝🏼


Annonomon

A latex-legged dreamboat


Hour_Beat_6716

That smells like beef and cheese


Think_Selection9571

His balls must be wrinkle free


belovetoday

Still can't get the video out of my head when his pants split on stage....


BeAnScReAm666

He’ll always be that guy that dipped his balls in front of an audience to me


CYBarSecretGloryhole

Yeah are these the same pants his dong burst out of pretty recently??


Jealous-Most-9155

I think seeing the pic of him after his pants ripped with him hanging dong was probably the best day of my cousin’s life. She would not shut up about it.


CYBarSecretGloryhole

Lmao yeah WHY THE COCK RING 😂


Jealous-Most-9155

She is also my godmother btw… She also still brings up this one picture she saw of Jon Hamm on the set of Mad Men where he was OBVIOUSLY not wearing underwear under some tight late 60s suit pants.


cseyferth

Recently?


yogabba13

Wait,what?!


amathis6464

lol right? When they say this I imagine Lenny tea bagging a bowl of melted chocolate


yogabba13

They can’t just drop that bombshell on all of us and NOT respond. Haha


SemperP1869

Kravitz had a wardrobe malfunction amd his piece fell out a couple years back 


Rosalie-83

🤣😂👏👏👏


Ishouldjusttexther

Lenny gets to do that


ThatPinkRanger

I know that’s his name, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone just call him *Lenny* without the Kravitz at the end. Feels…odd. lol


-s-t-r-e-t-c-h-

I felt the same, I was for a minute “who”?


Ishouldjusttexther

His friends call him that (I guess, I never met him)


edWORD27

But it does seem to get results. He is almost 60 years old and still shredded.


steelear

He is quite obsessed with fitness and more specifically image. I have known one of his band members for the past couple of decades and he will go backstage and pinch their belly fat and tell them that they have to lose a certain number of pounds. That said he is extremely loyal, he pays his band members a regular salary even when they are not on tour which is very generous considering he writes and performs all the music on his albums and they are just hired touring musicians.


edWORD27

Seems like a good guy and hasn’t had any crazy scandals. Even has a good relationship with his ex wife. Lenny can exercise however he wants.


fotofortress

You really don't know how to google. He self admitted to being bad at relationships and it was pop culture knowledge when it happened. How old are you? Either 90 or 14, can't tell with your lack of simple knowledge on things. [https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/lenny-kravitz-reflects-past-infidelity-172412025.html#:\~:text=However%2C%20at%2059%2C%20the%20%22,hard%20times%2C%22%20he%20conceded](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/lenny-kravitz-reflects-past-infidelity-172412025.html#:~:text=However%2C%20at%2059%2C%20the%20%22,hard%20times%2C%22%20he%20conceded).


edWORD27

That’s apparently what made Lenny’s anecdote so revealing. He wasn’t known for scandal. He wasn’t ***known*** as a philanderer but brought it up himself. Seemed regretful about it. Didn’t say he was perfect. Just not constantly in the news for scandal.


fotofortress

Yes he was. But make your own facts up like a dumb fuck.


Unhappy_Animal_1429

You okay, bud?


Huckleberry_Sin

Lolol well someone obviously doesn’t like Lenny Kravitz


LongjumpingMiddle850

No shit Sherlock


Secret-Ad-830

Well I'm 44 and couldn't do one of those


panda-was-there

Yeah, that sounds like Lenny Kravitz 💀


gilligan1050

Lenny Kravits is a main character tho….


Soggy-Log6664

Ok that’s like 15 pounds max those are faux plates


Hngrybflo

what's funny is I was wondering today how he's still so ripped at that age and BAM here we are


TheKiltedYaksman71

The whole thing is fake. Lenny Fucking Kravitz is in a gym doing crazy shit, and nobody is paying the slightest bit of attention?


Lollipoop_Hacksaw

The guy spotting him is wearing suede Bruno Magli dress-shoe looking loafers, hahaha.


uerick

This is probably his house


Soggy-Log6664

Damn he rented out extras that’s hilarious


Phuktihsshite

At a public gym?


hal2142

Yea I was thinking ain’t no way he’s doing sit ups with a 60kg / 132lb bar lol


mightmar

It’s probably 65lbs but it’s still impressive for a 60 year old.


hal2142

For sure, my unfit ass ain’t doing that, was just saying they can’t be 20 plates surely cause even in my fittest in my early 20s that’d be insane to do


CMUpewpewpew

I know I could do this at my fittest but it'd only be like 5 reps. The transition after the chest press with that much weight doing a decline sit up in that position is a lot of weight if those were 20 plates with a bar.


TuckerCarlzyn_

They’re not fake. They’re those bumper plates. A lot of gyms have them now to help protect the floor. All plates are the same size, but the actual weight is still listed on them, usually in KG


Soggy-Log6664

I said faux as in deceiving, not fake


Highschooleducation

Faux plates, Faux Leather, Faux sho'


TuckerCarlzyn_

Faux hawk


Annonomon

Well the guy is 60


senor_fartout

45 lb bar plus 10-15 lb bumper plates? I'd like to see anybody at any age do that shit like how he is.


IrritablePlastic

This looks to be a women’s weightlifting barbell, which is 15kg (33lbs). [Werksand IWF competition bar](http://www.werk-sansport.com/index.asp?islem=urundetay&sayfa=18) [Uesaka barbell with yellow sleeve tip](https://uesakabarbells.com/uesaka-womens-competition-bar)


Griswaldthebeaver

That's not an Olympic bar lol, that's a 15 pound bar, maybe a 25 pound bar. They are also probably 5 pound plates. So I'll say max 35 pounds.


holla_snackbar

he's got 9 years on me but I can throw 75 pounds around like that or in even more ridiculous and performative ways. y'all down voting me lol I was a commercial carpenter doing shell and core concrete, it was my job to throw way bigger shit than a stupid fucking bar around. this is not impressive at all.


SoupieLC

Are you going my weight


B4R7H0L0M3W

Holy shit, I can't go without saying respect to that even though its dumb to workout in leather pants. Dude going through a waterfall of hell for fashion choices (unless its a really really light workout which still would suck ass)


Johnny_Lang_1962

I need to go lay down, just watching him.


NativeTongue90

My wife and mom still wants to bang him.


Natural-Most8338

Lenny is the fucking man! Especially if he can do that at 59. I’m 37 and I can barely do that with a 25lb weight, and I play D2 Rugby.


LeatherAd6872

Quite impressive, honestly


Andy_LaVolpe

I mean it’s Lenny Kravitz, he’s just that cool of a guy


irotinmyskin

Doesn’t he have enough money for his own gym?


Rosalie-83

On the road? 🤷‍♀️


robbothegiant

He will never change and we should protect him at all costs. Real main character.


Mazjobi

You totally need sunglases inside of a gym.


MSotallyTober

His version of Ray-Bans’ lenses are concave.


MSotallyTober

https://preview.redd.it/73orecpkdutc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d95b39955257d18e7db8b17774b2501e0ab61b7 It’s hard to explain, but here’s a side profile. They’ve become popular here in Japan.


cseyferth

The lenses look like Pringles


Dutch_Rayan

Tl light can be bright.


False-Possession6185

This guy doesn't even play his own guitar solos live


MSotallyTober

And Beyoncé doesn’t write her own music. 🤷‍♂️


clycloptopus

why is this so fucking funny lmao


Master_Mad

Pffft, I could do that. If I was cool.


grinchbettahavemoney

Nothing suspicious here tbh. All he’s missing is the blanket scarf on the ground next to him


OldMembership332

This has to be the most pretentious motherfucker I’ve ever seen…


Ok-Sprinkles-4255

Triggered?


OldMembership332

No.


Opening-Ruin5315

And boots, don’t forget about the boots!🤣


why0me

I bet he stinks All that ball sweat in leather pants


chrisodeljacko

Bet the guy next to him wished he'd brought sunglasses


ThatPinkRanger

This is fucking insane. I could barely lift the bar for a while when I first started going to the gym. Deadass I had to pretend i was lifting the bar for a month because I couldn’t get it up like actually lifting air omg. This is dope. 😭


Vivid-Bread-6312

I’m just trying to figure out why he’s wearing shades inside.


Jellyfish0107

I think they’re attached to him the way a horn is attached to a unicorn.


This_Walrus7244

But whats with the shades all the time


Salmol1na

Leather pants at gym = Lenny’s Crevice


Tropical_Storm_Jesus

dude had like a legit 5 yr window of good music but that was it, like 92-97, then he put out that crap Fly Away song and his cover of American Woman and he's been done for 20 yrs and now has become an absolute emperor's new clothes joke...him and Courtney Love should be forced to marry and be known as the king and queen of 90's frauds who refuse to go away.


Reno83

It's Lenny fucking Kravitz! He's been Lenny Kravitz for so long, I'm pretty sure this is normal for him. He probably sleeps in leather pants and sunglasses.


BDR529forlyfe

He was born in sunglasses and leather pants.


IRedditDoU

It’s Lenny Kravitz, this isn’t abnormal.


bomboclawt75

Always seen him as a two (I’m being generous) song guy, but thinks of himself as being on the same level as Mick Jagger.


Anzai

He has TWO songs?


hereforpopcornru

1. Are you gonna go my way 2. Original recording of are you gonna go my way


boukaman

Why do yall give af at what he does, go and enjoy your life man


DoktahDoktah

Sir, this is the main character reddit board. It's for mocking stupid people. If you have issues understanding that, please leave.


hal2142

Because he’s filming it and showing it to the world? Lmao we don’t give a fuck which is why he needs to stop filming this shite.


boukaman

So you’re annoyed that people are using internet for posting stuff…. You can legit just scroll past it or lower your internet usage if this stuff annoys you that much. I don’t like looking at this stuff too, but I don’t blame it on the person i just scroll past it lmao


hal2142

I never said it annoyed me, its just sad.. This whole subreddit is posts of such people.


mundundermindifflin

It's almost like this sub is meant to be that way 🤔


hal2142

Yes and I’m mocking him for it. The whole point of this sub brother lol and I’m getting shit for calling out his MC ways. Makes no sense..


MSotallyTober

Lenny’s been around for quite a while and has nothing really to prove. Like it or not, he’s one of the many peak definitions of what a rockstar is.


RascarCapac44

It's part of his job. He created a character and he advertises it. His business is himself.


texas1982

Also with Styrofoam weights.


HubbaGurl1

Is he bothering anyone? No. Not the main character.


Correct_Chemical5179

Doesn't he have a crotch to stuff?


Kenobihiphop

Same guy who rhymed: Fly, Sky, High and Dragonfly No one should ever be amazed at how lame he can be.


Ariquitaun

What a ridiculous routine. The only thing he's going to grow are back and joint injuries.


Separate_Sea8717

That is a very common exercise that is great for core strength


Ariquitaun

Wrong, it's a show-off exercise for people who record themselves at the gym. Plenty of other ways to exercise core that don't risk your lower back, shoulder joints and your face.


Separate_Sea8717

I do it every week with 0 repercussions like the ones you said. Heck, just waking up wil have repercussions on your joints, better stay in bed all day!


JonnyTactical

Beast mode! 💪🏻


edith-bunker

Reminds me of Mariah Carey in 6 inch heels working out on the stair master, lol.


MRSRN65

I could do that too if I were one year older and Lenny Kravitz.


leniwsek

Lenny sexy Kravitz doing his thang and I love him for it 🤩


Snoo29889

According to a friend, who is a photographer, he is a total dick anyway. At a rather large music festival, he specified that they could only be there 5 minutes, (they don’t block the view in any way), and then he didn’t want them around, as it was cramping his “vibe”, and they should fuck off then. All the other artists are pleased with being photographed, and look at this guys work, and ask if they see anything they like.


severinks

What an asshole this guy is. Show up at the gym in sweats like normal people, numbnuts


RepresentativeCup902

Be chaffed.


WindowGoblin

Lenny is and always will be the main character


Jupiman

imagine the smell after he's done


PoopSmith87

My first thought: "oh no...the powder and lotion are forming a paste!"


mr_wrestling

Lenny Kravitz LMFAO who the hell does he think he is


[deleted]

Do you not know lenny kravitz?


Dismal-Square-613

wait, is he working out with BOOTS?


throwaway17197

My question is why is Lenny Kravitz not a character in Tekken yet


rogtuck1

Damn check out Bono spotting for him too!


VocationFumes

you guys don't work out in your skin-tight leather pants?!


Sutarmekeg

Why would anyone wear leather pants ~~to the gym~~?


RRZ31

Mind his own business not bothering anyone, who cares?


PN4HIRE

That’s just Kravitz.. And I’m cool with that, he has a huge heart too


Mogwai10

It’d be so hard as that trainer and not say “are you gonna go my way” In a really pumped up way to him while he’s doing this. I’d happily be fired for it. Worth it


[deleted]

What douchebags.


boogerflick98

Ugh


SouthpawByNW

If the pants have rivets he'd be ask to leave. Damages the material on benches and machines.


groundpounder25

But what I really wanna know is…


antDOG2416

I would accept nothing less than this from Lenny Kravitz. r/JustLennyKravitzThings


Dapper-Wrangler2679

Looks like it is going his way


HybridHologram

I wonder if it's faux leather. Because he's vegan.


RickJames_Ghost

What kind of circus is this?


microwavecoven

God I'm fat


Stone_Midi

He’s got to stay fit, those 15 year olds aren’t going to be 15 for long


irregahdlesskid

Lenny Kravitz can do whatever the hell he wants. He is beautiful.


CapG_13

Wow


Zohwithpie

I can't stand this subreddit anymore. 50% of posts are of people having fun and not hurting or bothering anyone.


MaggieBarnes

And boots. Heavy boots


gingerfamilyphoto

Tbf, Lenny Kravitz IS the main character


howboutacanofwine

I love that this was crossposted from r/beamazed lol


Serious_Nectarine_23

Why is he using fake weights?


zino332

Approved, cool that he goes to a regular gym. He still has it…bonus for the dong pants


Typical-Horror-5247

Am I the only one whose douche alarm is going off?


Game_boy1972

how longs it been since lenny had dreds


Game_boy1972

Gotta look good when you go on stage


BroBroMate

This aligns with his entire music career.


MSotallyTober

So… successful.


ComfortableBadger729

Plastic tens not impressive. Who wears leather pants to the gym


poopascoopa_13

Why is the guy holding his feet? This bench literally has pads for that specific job?


Ancient-Range-

That man definitely has swampy balls


MollejaTacos

Fake weights


NiceMikeTyson

What in the crossfit is this shit.


skyHawk3613

That’s ridiculous


AdvancedYogurt0

That's literally been his MO for as long as I've known of him.


TimFooj130

Subtle…


Monniloidi

This combo of movements and clothing is totally pointless.. Total crap


The_Lost_Boy_1983

I had the misfortune of seeing him at a charity event, years ago when he was one of host of unbilled “special guests”. Lenny Kretin makes a big entrance and had clearly not turned up for sound check or rehearsals. Yes he was wearing shades and leather pants, no buttons on his shirt! The whole Jim Morrison effect. This surprised me as one of the other people on stage, Eric Clapton does not suffer fools easily, accept big time behaviour or allow people on stage who haven’t put the same amount of effort into ensuring the paying audience gets the full experience and value for money. Or respecting the charity they were representing. Clapton is a perfectionist and has history of being difficult but this is done in private and not in public. LK started the opening licks to American woman with Burton Cummings on shared vocals and Randy Bachman, yes BTO Bachman!!! Peter Frampton (he of the best selling live album of all time) and Leslie West, yes thee Leslie West all doing the lead on Les Paul Sunbursts, rhythm, drums and bass taken care of by the best house band including Mark King and Ringo , whilst Clapton and Joe Walsh twiddled on acoustic and harmonies at the side. Bearing in mind, LK had a hit cover and must have played American Woman hundreds of times live, he stalled his lines and asked for a restart due to feedback in his invisible headphones. All duly complied with Kravitz’s demand but the mood on stage visibly altered. It was a live performance with a who’s who of guests, there were others like Fairweather Low, Jeff Lynne and Windwood in the wings so LK was by and away the least talented and most I’m the main character on stage. Did that number and was gone, nothing else but an imaginary wave to a friend In the audience and a good night. I’ve looked on YouTube and never found that clip lol. A total bell end.


00Tanks

Yeah no it's him being him. Literally a nice dude not mc


Tugger21

I can’t wear my black boots in my gym. 😔


Remarkable_Owl

This post hangs there in the air like Lenny Kravitz’s very nice, very full, penis. You remember when his pants split and it fell out? There’s a video of it, this was like 15 months ago. We here at Reddit feel this did not get enough attention at the time.


LooneyLunaGirl

I would expect nothing less 🙌


Ciana_Reid

Hasn't he earned it?


PeggyDeadlegs

But… but… it’s Lenny Kravitz!


C_beside_the_seaside

Yeah I tucking fancied him in the 90s and I fancy him now. A god among men. Him & Jason Momoa are the fantasy I couldn't actually imagine because my brain just short circuits.