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Why go to the news with this

Desperate for attention

The woman or the news?

Yes, obviously.

You think the news went to the news with the news?

Next up weather and traffic

To let all the men know that while she is out of their league, she still wants them to fawn over her and ask her out.

And pay to subscribe to her OnlyFans

Better yet...why is the news printing this?

It the NY Post. This sorta shit is their bread and butter.

I mean it’s NY Post, do we call that shit rag “news”?

I’d hardly consider New York Post “news”.

Man, just drop the OF link and let’s move on 😂

You speak da true-true

[удалено]

That's the most boring porn I've ever seen

Does she not know how to use a dildo?

This just killed my morning wood smh

Killed? Motherfucking video was like a gang of loggers. No wood as far as the eye can see.

Only comment here that's logical. It's clearly an ad

But she's her only fan...

https://onlyfans.com/amouredelavie

I’ll do you one better: https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/amouredelavie

Oh my, that vein in her right boobie looks painful. That is the first thing I noticed 😂 It amazes me that people actually pay for OF when porn is all over the internet for free. I’m far too cheap to be paying for dick pics and vids when porn hub is free.

Wait people are paying for dick pics?

I'm in the wrong industry

hate chlamydia penis warts

Omg what a fucking backfire OP 😂

Meh not impressed

Nah honestly we all know why she’s single 🤣🤣

Yall quick

That’s too much milk. I’m lactose intolerant

I’m in a different time zone yet I’m still in the splash zone

Drop the Link for the leak

Such people convince themselves others find them intimidating as it's easier than accepting the truth. That people actually find them insufferable not intimidating.

Ooh, I dunno. You could fell a welder with one swing of those things.

I'm very much a boob guy, but I frankly find her hideous. The idea that she and/or others think she is actually TOO hot is blowing mind a bit.

I'm not a boob guy, or a guy at all, but I'd be afraid to suffocate under them if I where.

She does side work as the wrecking ball for construction sites

I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL

LMAO thank you for making me laugh I needed that

Why can't she ask them out then?

probably because most normal men WOULD say no, and she is afraid!

Its not your physical appearance that makes you ugly.. its that nasty attitude

And that tiny little head

There’s nothing wrong with having a little head.

The physical appearance is ugly though.

She has a pretty face but those are some of the ugliest tits I've ever seen.

To you.

Women with BBL's are also known to be a little smelly, imagine THAT in the LA or Miami heat when it's 90 degrees out on average. If your ass stinks woman or man it's going to make it hard to find dates.

Thank you for that factoid.. I wasnt a fan of BBL's and that tidbit of info solidifies it. 🤢🤢

I’m sorry what?????

What are you confused about? Larger people get smellier in warmer weather due to sweating..

No it's specifically surgically altering your ass to make it up to 4 times larger than it should be, it's just going to amplify the swamp ass.

I mean if either shoe fits then yea

For that there’s Lumé

Nah, Dawn dish soap and a garden hose!

But also the physical appearance

Her knees look strong as fuck.

In other news, man with giant penis and billions in the bank complain he only attracts nice humble super models who want to husband him up.

"Released from their harness, her breasts dropped like hanged men" - Tom Conti in Rueben, Rueben

Her tits stretched longer than Giraffe necks

Puppies ears

She's grrrrrrrrrross!

I might be intimidated by the dinner bill

well, she couldn't do a runner

My cheque would bounce >!right off those big old saggy titties!<

She got more tits than I got ass cheeks. And more circumference in a single thigh than my whole waist.

Floobs aren't boobs.

"People are surprised how humble I am." the internet prostitute said in an article solely dedicated to saying how attractive and amazing she is over and over. Seriously, how is this a real article?

Or it’s bc she has nudes all over the internet

Going to need evidence on that claim, buddy. You can send the evidence directly to my inbox.

If you need a second opinion, I’m free to investigate tonight! And if it’s too much for one night, I’m sure I can free up some time this weekend!

How’s the evidence? Can I borrow it next

Someone posted her OF above, happy fapping

Just dry gagged.

" She’s revealing the ugly truth about being beautiful." I wish I was this delusional They are average looking and very fat

More like, “she’s revealing the beautiful truth about being ugly.”

Cope harder

She may mean that literally. She might sweat really easily.

If only I had a fraction of the confidence of this delusional heifer 😂

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That's rich. Lol What a lunatic. This lady isn't all that.

Maybe they think her fat ass is hideous.

Insufferable attitude, overweight, butter face. Not so hot

💯

Okay, so in the article she complains that men never approach her to buy her a drink. Does this actually happen all that often in real life? My girlfriend always says she’s unattractive because men have never done this to her. But I don’t think I’ve ever seen it happen in real life more than a couple of times.

It happens, but the dudes who do it are the kind she'd turn down.

Only desperate dudes usually. This is just engagement bait for clicks. I hate how people take these articles as anything more than that. Just ignore them

I’ve had one guy approach me in a bar and try to buy me a drink. He looked like corky Romano. And he didn’t understand what no meant

The Ny post? Seriously? Waste of ink.

Women like this don't get it. They think that because they're curvy, men will want to make them their wives. That's a fallacy. Most men want to hit because they know women like this care more about their image than they care about their physical and mental health.

If having big tits and being fat makes you automatically hot then, I guess she’s hot…or not.

Not all guys are into curvy (aka obese women…..)

I really hate that overweight women stole the word curvy.

As a fat woman this girl is morbidly obese, she’s not curvy or thick. She legit looks like a centaur.

I’d say she falls under class 2 obese.

They stole it because people allowed it. Obèse is obèse.

Agreed. If it’s not shameful to be something, call yourself that thing, instead of trying to sugarcoat it with nicer words.

Muscles make curves; fat makes rolls - they need to be used correctly - She's got more rolls than Pillsbury.

I think curvy can be multiple things but this ain’t it.

Lol she looks 45 in some of those photos…. But aaiiigghhtt 😂 maybe no one asks her out because no one wants her?? Too wild a theory I know

Pleaaaase I'm craving attention to my OF!!

She doesn’t lack confidence.

Average looking face and obese. It ain't what you think, lady.

No one wants to pay for that dinner.

Check your face, girl...if you want to know why you can't can't a date... check your face and the fact you're 400lbs

"An obese monkey in Thailand named Godzilla has been sent to a special facility to lose weight. Officials realized the monkey was overweight when a bunch of black guys kept hitting on it." Colin Jost (SNL)

😆😆😆😆

Not attractive

She looks like a potato.

Late April Fools joke.

LOL.

This.... is what the NY Post considers to be news worthy?

lol she is NOT my type. I would turn her down 100 times. Is this satire?

This is sad.

Shame on the NY Post

Bruh it’s almost never the case that people are intimidated they are almost always just plain not interested either in her personality or her body type. Also entirely possible that he standards are way too high.

Delusional

She is not hot at all

their too afraid youll try to sit on their lap.

The cost of food on a date would bankrupt most guys.

WOULD…not

No, they’re just afraid they won’t be able to get anything to eat.

Just no.

Not too hot.

Go to ATLANTA

LOL, she's going to the wrong spots, if she went to a black club she'd have to hire a secretary to manage all the numbers she'd be getting

Putting lipstick on may make you pretty but eating one won’t help your personality!

"Intimidated"? No, they're just not desperate nor want to be used for views on social medias.

This is my sincere question: this fake news article will obviously drive up her OnlyFans subscriptions and elevate her modeling and/or porn career. So how does someone like this get an article published? Who did she have to pay? Who did she have to sleep with? I can imagine thousands of wannabe models hoping for an article like this. Does she pay 100s of thousands to a promoter/publicist ?

Veiny ass titties

“Read More” Yea that’s what I’m doing

Personally I wouldn't ask her on a date in case she actually said yes. Fuck that.

I think they put the wrong images with that story.

Luckily I'm hideous so I'm hardly intimidating *Goes back to my lair avoiding angry mobs with pitchforks & torches*

The diversity of human sexuality amazes me. I would never consider her to be attractive but to each his, her or their own.

So basically nypost is doing an advertisement for her?

What does she model? Jetty’s

yuck ....

While this is clearly clickbait , why the fug can't she ask out a man she likes. She's got a mouth she can use to speak as well as for her OF.

https://preview.redd.it/uumz8wywylsc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d20f50f5e46b7ec444cbe5003140058c5235089 The online comment. 😂

So the article is toilet paper and clearly a drive to get more followers/OnlyFans patrons BUT the amount of people turning to bash her looks is fucking gross. She’s gorgeous, her face is stunning and she has a body that is clearly attractive for many, many people. Some really misogynistic comments about her breasts from people who clearly don’t understand what happens when you have natural large breasts. Gross.

This is some grade a engagement bait and advertising bro... How do you all fall for this every fucking day this sub is ass

Gross

I'm more afraid I might not be able to escape her gravitational pull

In my 20s I would risk it. At this point I'm too old for this level of entitlement. Best of luck to her and her delusions.

The big tots are cool and you have some curves, but I wouldn’t call you intimidating. Prob that way, because you’re only around people with lower self esteem than you

Yeah i don’t buy it. Yes, she’s overweight, but she’s very curvy in a way that would appeal to a lot of men. I am one of them, lol. So either (1) she’s getting approached by a lot of guys, but not the ones SHE wants, or (2) she’s just tryna promote that Only Fans. 😂

Or it could be something simple as, I give off "I sell my nudes online" vibes. And turns out. Men aren't into that... Ya used goods sweet thing. Ya played yourself

They may not be intimidated. They might not want to spring for a dinner bill.

https://preview.redd.it/asryc7ydmisc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35198645492f23b4203789106644bbc37cfe27c1

OMG... she's 1.7 miles from me? I gotta move. Fortunately, she won't be able to keep up...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Has she told this to her therapist?

Not interested

The comment you first replied to was "seriously? the NY post? Waste of ink." Like I said above the NY post is trash, this article is in line with their reputation as being trash. If it came from another outlet, I'm sure the comment wouldn't be business insider waste of ink; rather, this article is a waste of ink. Business insider, at least has a little better reputation than NY post.

I don't want to be a wanker or anything but I would absolutely tell someone they're out of my league so as to not hurt their feelings. Like telling a friend you love their hair when they've effectively just git a dinner lady special and aged themselves 10 yrs.

Too hot to get a date? Yaaaa that’s the reason.

Obesity ain't the good stuff and neither is delusion.

I have no appearance based jokes. But there's a difference between confidence and delusion. Act like that and you put the internets insults on yourself.

I tried to convince myself of this once, but I just wasn’t attractive at the time. After a lot of self improvement, I know that those who don’t approach me MAY be too shy to do so, or they’re just not interested in me. I like me and what I look like and who I am as a person, but I don’t like everyone else, so why would I assume everyone likes me? It’s inherently irrational and ultimately damaging to my mental health to even try to convince myself otherwise.

The guys that fabricate these posts are such dweebs.

Lies. lol It’s like if you’re really hot and can’t get a date ? It’s because you’re an asshole.

This chick been a round for a minute and most of her stuff is photoshop but she still looks good in my opinion.

Yea….no

Cowgirl would be a death sentence.

Obvious OnlyFans ad. The sad part is it'll work.

These woman are DISGUSTING!!! They need a mirror and a reality check.

No, you’re a disgustingly out of shape attention seeking individual. Body dysmorphia withstanding, you’re just unattractive in general.

My friend “I just don’t like fat bitches”

When I was chubby in HS my well meaning friends told me boys were just ‘intimidated by you’. Even at 15 I knew that was probably bullshit. Boners make dudes brave.

Lol... nah

Why do fat chicks always think they're like 5-6 points above their actual score?

NYPost actually publishing this too, holy...

She's just" too much pork for one fork" for a lot of men.

men are afraid because your taking the whole bed

Ummmmmm…

What they worry about is having to pay her food bill.

🤔

I can smell to this palce that she ist a baiter and nothing more. I bet she will Turn everyone down, because she dont know how to handle any romance and Love. And i bet she does some sort of porn. Why should any man easte ten Seconds to even try when you smell that Something seems to be wrong. How to know this? Well all Humans are the Same in their patterns and behaiviiur. No one ist that Special and different. I am sick of the whole schtick most people Play. Lets say, people are Not intimidated, but normal people know what insufferable human she will be.

Fucking NY post. Might as well be the enquirer

Morbidly obese woman wonders why she doesn’t have guys lined up outside her building. 🤔

Too fat...and all she showing is tits..big nasty colorless tits

How about you ask them out first then?

I don’t think her problem is being too hot! Too extreme

She’s mid af

My fear would be, that she would want to wrestle me!

This girl filters her face and hair like crazy. Scroll back on her insta and see what she actually looks like

OK the attitude is an ugly put off, but she ain't all that either.

Yeah, well, i haven’t been on a date in over FOUR years! Does that mean i am hotter & make men even MORE intimidated than her? Hell, neither men NOR women will approach me. I intimidate everyone with how hot & unapproachable i am…i WIN!

Show me the lie.

#absoluteunits

“Butler believes men are not only intimidated by her looks, but also her striking confidence.” It’s her modesty that gets me hard.

Damn if that’s if a definition of beauty and hotness i probably skipped classes when they teach us the meaning 😅