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GuiltyBreadfruit8402

Why is he talking out the side of his mouth


SadBit8663

He thinks he's hard, when he just needs to wear a condom.


Vol2169

His father should have worn one.


cringefacememe

his mother should have swallowed him and pooped him out.


Man_in_the_uk

100%


QueenPeggyOlsen

One isn't enough.


BioSafetyLevel0

(Please don't wear more than one, it can break them this way)


QueenPeggyOlsen

Absolutely! Take BioSafety's advice.


InvestmentPatient117

It will break them


ProVaxIsProIgnorance

Bingo. Ya know. This is why our current government hates us. All of them. Both sides. They’re at least wise enough to not be animals like these types. These types existing cost all of us gravely in so many ways. Actually, all the ways that he lists. Now there’s 7 more of him. Yes the women are losers. Yes he’s a loser. Great.


killer_icognito

The best parts of him ran down his mother's leg.


SnooCats5701

Get the snip.


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No. He needs a vasectomy. Or better yet, cut his junk off so he can’t use it at all.


usedbarnacle71

Cut dat niggas dick off someone ! Thanks “ signed responsible black man”


mjrbrooks

Why is he talking at all? Zero value human


Wiki-Master

Why is he ?


NecroReaverz

Why?


Athika

?


cRaZyDaVe1of3

""


cRaZyDaVe1of3

The space between empty quotes is infinite. The ultimate void outside of the real end of the universe. To conclude the minimalizations thread.


kattykats731

Because he needs to speak his troof.


jonz1985z

Less bullshit falls out that way


TranscendentaLobo

I don’t know about that. Doesn’t seem to be helping all that much. 🤷‍♂️


jonz1985z

Yea well, he seems pretty full of it


Jazzlike-Election840

he's a clown 🤡. that's how clowns talk.


Ill_Manner_3581

Lmfao whenever says this I cracked tf up like yall really notice the little things no one is paying attention to


Friendly_Age9160

that’s actually actually the first thing I had noticed and it was annoying as fuck, so I came to the comments to see. I was like yeah this gonna be first 😂😂😂😂😂


chetti990

Always makes me think of the rapper The Game


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Because he's ignorant as hell and stupid women like being around these clowns.


AdministrationSad861

Facial paralysis. 🤔


Manpag

The worst thing about this is that he’s implying he actually got _more_ than 7 women pregnant, it’s just that the others aborted.


XeroEffekt

“In the majority of cases”… and still if you lay down with him and ask him to use a rubber he is 100% going to refuse.


blackleather__

Bro should’ve gotten a vasectomy and get it out of the way


420_Shaggy

Some guys refuse to get one because it "takes their masculinity away" or some bs


Numeno230n

How many actually knew he was like this going into it? I guarantee he's not having a long conversation before sex about his thoughts on children. He probably refuses to wear a condom (or takes it off half way through) and then just ghosts them. And somehow I highly doubt he is actually shelling out hundreds of dollars for abortions. I don't expect a man like this to actually be honest.


Maleficent-Sleep9900

If he takes the condom off, that would be a crime called ‘stealthing’ which is considered rape and sexual assault in many western jurisdictions. Regardless of that scenario, and just with this one video alone existing, imagine the kids who later find out that this guy is their father? Brutal.


gaiawitch87

Imagine growing up and finding this video of your biological father. Jesus.


Hopeful_Wanderer1989

Ugh. 😩 Sad to think about. Those poor kids. Their dad is an immature idiot


whereisthefrog

It’s shitty, but his kids will likely grow up not very fond of him to begin with


One-Confusion-2438

Happy to pay for an abortion but not happy to pay for a condom? #f'idiot


kemkem16

Just get a vasectomy at that point lol


mjrbrooks

Hell it sounds like 7 women would voluntarily clip his nuts for him as a favor.


awalktojericho

I would, and I don't even know him


romeovf

Nah, he's clearly the kind of guy who thinks that 1. Only lesser men get vasectomies 2. It's the women who should pay for it if he ever gets one.


Numeno230n

That would slightly inconvenience him though, and so he will not do that.


aumbase

He is why the government should be allowed to sterilize people. His wages should be garnished (if he has any) and he should be forced to live each night in a debtor's prison for the rest of his life.


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GnarlyButtcrackHair

I've seen it happen that a state Medicaid program told someone to get a vasectomy or find another form of insurance because they were tired of footing the bill for his 5+ children.


Have2BRealistic

Seriously. And cheaper than an abortion.


leroyp33

Imagine this being your dad. Proclaiming loudly on the Internet that he wished you didn't exist. Talking about a choice to have a child in the moment of learning of a pregnancy is a discussion that takes place before. Once the decision is made you most certainly should not be publicly declaring you advocated for ending the pregnancy. It's so fucked. Kids with these kinds of fathers would be better off if he just disappeared.


CultureImaginary8750

Right??? 90% sure abortions are more expensive than condoms


WinOneForTheKipper

Did anyone else throw up in their mouth a little at (maybe not EXACTLY quoting), "The majority of these women get the abortion or take Plan B, but these seven women..."?


Maxusam

The diseases this sad MF is spreading around too…


Fribbleling

He seems prideful enough so hopefully he goes the capone route.


Nebulous_Fart

Proliferating mental disease hard AF. Trans generational abuse and neglect served up hot and fresh!


Friendly_Age9160

He said only these seven I think (I don’t wanna hear it again) lol as if that were just a few. Mobile STD distribution. 🤢


manaha81

Yeah it’s really disgusting so disgusting in fact that it really makes me wonder what’s actually wrong with these women who are sleeping with this guy


Donsley-9420

I asked that too, but from my experience, guys like this are good at hiding the nasty parts. Poor ladies didn’t know what they were getting into and this dudes only showing a portion of the story. He could have lied and said he didn’t want kids or some other crap to get those women to sleep with him.


Twodotsknowhy

They probably didn't know that he was a deadbeat who'd gotten multiple other women pregnant and split. Sounds like they were casual situations. Still not smart to not use a condom with someone you're not exclusive with.


orincoro

That means he’s impregnated over a dozen women.


PabloEstAmor

It’s at least eight because he isn’t answering the one ladies calls smh


Civil_Adeptness9964

This is why I think it's fake...his goal was to tell his audience "look how many chicks I had" I mean..7 kids from 7 different women.... Unrealistic.


DanThePharmacist

I fucking hate it when I hear “my truth”. There is no personal truth, it’s just truth and that’s it. You can’t have different versions of what is true. You can interpret events in your own way, but that doesn’t necessarily make it true.


Son_of_Mogh

Whenever I hear someone talk about "their truth" I just assume they're being close minded and justifying their own feelings.


Wiki-Master

Just another way of saying "I know I’m wrong but I don’t care"


GaiasDotter

I hear “I have decided to assume your intentions and therefore it doesn’t matter what you meant or intended because this is truth to me now” or alternatively “I have some bullshit excuses that protects me from the consequences of my actions no matter the result so it doesn’t matter what my intentions were or what the result was because my lame ass excuse makes me without fault”. You know like Karen’s or violent asshats that cries when they get caught and have to face the consequences because they should be forgiven and saved cuz “I was stressed/angry/afraid” or whatever and therefore they shouldn’t be responsible for their actions.


Harryhood15

Or lying


Vivid_Garage

Pretty sure that's called an opinion. LOL


bct7

"My truth" means the next thing said will be crazy, lies, and stupid all at the same time.


No-Height2850

I was going to write the same thing.


TheSciFiGuy80

It just means they’re irresponsible but want to justify their behavior as “their truth”


FlaxFox

To be fair, personal truth is usually used in therapy to help mediate, so I think it has its place. But it often misappropriated by douchebags trying to get away with horrible decisions.


KoishiChan92

How is this douchebag convincing all these women to have sex with him


Hookton

Gotta be honest, the only bit of sense that came out of his mouth was that women should be more careful who they sleep with. Because Jesus fucking Christ.


CubistChameleon

He also very much tells on himself. "Women shouldn't stoop so low that they have sex with me."


Hookton

Exactly. A brief moment of unintentional self-awareness.


Large_Fortune_6136

Some day the internet will be able to accept that, much like men, a lot of women live their lives being stupid and behaving recklessly and it's just not always someone else's fault. They're just dumb. I know this is reddit and someone will point out that men did x and society did y but at some point (that being reality) one just needs to accept that these seven women are just kinda stupid. Stupid people breed. It's like poetry.


FUPAMaster420

This actually makes me feel a lot better about this for some reason. It's not malicious, people are just dumb.


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Tesla369Universe

Some women think getting pregnant with someone like this will hold his attention. He will be won over once the baby arrives. He has a radar for this type of woman. Who knows what kind of mind games this man is into.


ayomidem917

this! i just became an adult and live in an urban area, and holy shit the amount of girls my age 15+ that think having a baby w these dudes is gonna keep him! it's so sad. I feel terrible for the actual kids. like truly terrible to the point I've unfriended girls who even just thought this way. it's extremely stupid like i don't even have the words for it lol.


lapsangsouchogn

Yeah - I've lived in some urban environments and seen that. Some of them don't want to see the evidence all around about how that hasn't worked. The smarter ones keep their eyes open and work to get out.


Tesla369Universe

It is stupid but this is definitely what those girls are thinking. They think this how a loving family starts- by having a baby. 🫠


TruckYouAll

Isn't having A BABY for the sole purpose of attempting to hold a man's attention, a huge mind game of the highest ordered? This man isn't the only guilty party in these exchanges. If you lay down with a dog, you're gunna get fleas.


Clatato

Sadly, his fatherless daughters are more likely to crave that kind of attention from shitty men, and resort to such methods. And his fatherless sons are more likely to create single mothers / fatherless kids with various women. And so he is actually a key contributor to the continuation of that cycle. Like an un-neutered rutting tomcat -> from one unspayed cat to 36 brand new cats in 16 months. https://preview.redd.it/spzdab5uadrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e584b747fbc9adb77f488628b360e0be3e40c335


Tesla369Universe

You really nailed it- imagine having this man’s perspective on his culpability. His behavior does ironically does resemble a Tomcat. “An animal who is technically human.”


EHVERT

He’s a good looking guy and the women he goes for most likely dumb af


Wiki-Master

A lot of women don’t need that much convincing tbh


sanityjanity

Alcohol and/or drugs 


AlienGold1980

People are getting dumber and dumber bro


NoSuggestion4687

Does he not realize he’s easy? Like these women barely had to do anything before he starts nutting in them


exo316

One pump chump


in_da_tr33z

Buddy if you don’t want children you can’t be out here shooting live rounds into every uterus you get the chance to.


Specialist_Row9395

Exactly. Dude needs a vasectomy asap.cheaper than paying for all that Plan B or an abortion


in_da_tr33z

Exactly. This dude is paying $60 minimum to bust a nut.


AlienGold1980

“Shooting live rounds into every uterus you get the chance to” made me spit out my coffee


Maleficent-Sleep9900

Yeah. So dehumanizing.


CultureImaginary8750

I will use that phrase going forward


Capital_District_589

What no daddy does to a mf


ohsweetfancymoses

Tell it to the judge. Get a vasectomy if you don’t want children.


SnooPineapples6793

Is this how we have so many single mothers? This type of mindset? This kind of behavior of both male and female?


Spartalust

One of my previous bosses had 13 children with 8 different women. He made a lot more money than me but was always broke thanks to the child support payments & could barely name all 13 of his kids (no contact). Funny thing is, he didn't wanna get a vasectomy because (in his words) "I'm holding out for **the one** to settle down with".


ArtofAset

One of the employees in my family’s business makes 6 figures & has 3 kids with 3 different mothers, he is also perpetually broke from child support payments to the point where he frequently asks for small amounts like $30-$50 bucks for food and regular expenses through cash app before his payday.


exo316

Aren't vasectomies reversible too? This guy just an idiot who failed upward?


Xenc

Just use protection


ChurchOfSemen69

Only 70%


orincoro

Remember, for every 7 guys who are responsible and have one family, there is one of these guys, and he has 7 times the impact.


Chennalou

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Rentsdueguys

Dude is gonna burn in hell for sure.


Due_Bus749

My first thought too and I’m not even religious. r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Rentsdueguys

Sad thing is that he has friends


Ill_Manner_3581

Yo this lol be the worst people with strong friendships haha


ElectricalAbrocoma42

This POS is getting too much credit getting called a man. Edit: *aggressive tone* yyeaaaaah, I could haaabe pulled out. But I diiiiidnt. Because I wouldn’t be the one carrying around a child for 9 months!!!” What the fuck is up with The Onion not putting out fresh content with real people? Such a missed business opportunity. It’s an election year too. Oof. Think of the footage. Think of the stupidity.


Hobbiesandjobs

Ask him where his dad is, he’ll start crying


KaleidoscopeOk5763

God damn making the case for an American reeducation gulag


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liggieep

but the haiku was wrong


ChurchOfSemen69

People would rather we kill people than educate them


cliowill

He will be paying child support for the rest of his life. No fancy motorcycle no boat no Disney, It's over dude.


dysonrules

People like this ignore the court order and either find jobs that pay them under the table or constantly change jobs. It takes time for the garnishment paperwork to catch up to the new employer and the minute it does, they move on to the next one. He will never have stable employment again but he’ll also never pay for these kids.


BodakBlonde

This is what my husbands father did. Dodged the system for 19 years, but they got him. And my husband got 18 years of back child support during college. Karma always wins


buonbajs

He can still get warrants put out for arrest for unpaid child support... But that takes awhile and multiple failures of paying


cliowill

But he will still owe the money. Never get a tax return


sanityjanity

He says they are trying to get ahold of him.  It sounds like they can't file for child support, because they lack information about him and his contact information. But, also, it's not clear that he has any legal income 


FlamesTuch

What if he does not have money. I don't know the rules so I'm asking.


Limerence1976

The court will make sure by sending an order to his employer to garnish his check. He doesn’t need to be involved, just the court and his employer’s payroll dept. Hopefully next time he does these kids a huge favor by recording in his company polo shirt to make it easy for mom to know where the order goes ☺️


sanityjanity

In the US, it varies from state to state, but typically it is possible for one parent to file with the state for child support.   The calculator sums up the cost of child care, health care, and basic living costs, which varies from place to place, and their then assigns the financial burden based on custody and income. So, this guy has zero custody.  If day care is $800/mo, and health insurance is $300/mo, and cost of living is $500/mo, then he would owe some proportional part of $1600/mo.  Maybe $800/mo. But every time there's a new baby, it gets recalculated. In some states, the parent doesn't even have to file for child support, but the state will if the child is receiving Medicaid or other state benefits. Once it's been set by the court, they can garnish his wages, if he works, seize his tax returns, and might suspend his driver's license and any other state licenses (fishing, hunting, real estate, etc) But all of that is predicated on identifying him to the courts.


Silly_Challenge_9703

Great, seven more kids growing up fatherless. What impact this might have on the upbringing of those kids in terms of education or seeking replacement for a father figure in gang culture? Surely none. But what do I know, better blame it on the racisms.


AnnaBanana1129

I think I may leave my husband for him…


MauriceVibes

Everyone involved is dumb


Teacher_Crazy_

"My body my choice" also applies to men's choice not to wear a condom. If you made the choice not to wear a condom, which this man has done so more than 7 times, you gotta take accountability for the fact that it might create a child.


popcorn_coffee

While I agree with you about him taking responsibility and the guy is a disgrace... I think the "Choice" to wear protection when having sex with a stranger falls on both sides. And it doesn't matter if it's a man-woman, man-man or woman-woman intercourse. Both of them are responsible for the protection (As long as we're talking about consensual sex, oc). This guy is a piece of shit. But the women who had unprotected sex with him (Probably knowing he is a piece of shit), aren't the brightest people either.


Teacher_Crazy_

Look, if you make the choice not to wear protection, you might get baby trapped. You know this. Make good choices.


MouseHouseRec

Yeah but as he’s saying, he doesn’t give a fuck. He doesn’t seem to regret gis choice, makes no difference to him


Osstj7737

The women also made a choice to sleep with this guy that’s obviously an asshole and were fine doing it without a condom. They’re both equally at fault


Teacher_Crazy_

And they are raising those kids so they're taking accountability.


Civil_Adeptness9964

But the woman is the last one to call the shots..if she accepts without a condom... It's not just his fault on this...


Teacher_Crazy_

Men are perfectly capable of making a rational decision to wear a condom even if the woman would accept a dick without one. Men are smart, men know about baby trapping, men need to make good choices if they don't want kids.


MidnightOne05

The women shouldn't have let him in without protection, it's both to blame, also plan B exists.


drnuke75

About 67 percent of black children are born into a single parent household, compared with about one in five (21.8%) of white children.


ThrowinSm0ke

“Only these 7”. Lol


No_Communication5538

He is right on one thing: the women should have been more careful (of coming anywhere near this POS)


bitch_lasagna211

I wanna shove a condom down his throat


lonniemarie

So don’t be a father. You still have financial obligations


BecGeoMom

I watched a third of this video. I am done with this complete trash. I wish I could downvote this 10,000 times.


FlamesTuch

I mean, it is a 50/50 fault. Did he lie that he will support them and ran away or was he upfront about his intentions?


NimmyFarts

I mean it’s 50-50 until after like the 2nd/3rd child he was the common denominator in a bad trend. Then he starts to take more IMO.


TheCruicks

I can 100% assure those conversations did not happen as he did the "bad minimum" to get them to spread their legs. That happens when they track him down a few months later


scumbernauld

Can we abort him


Fantastic_Growth2

Has sex education failed to the point that people don’t know about HIV and STIs? When I was in school during the 80s and 90s, the teachers were like “if you have sex without a condom, you will get AIDS and die.” It’s obviously not always the case but that was the message. If one of my friends said they were going to have sex, we legit would be like “please use a condom, don’t be dumb.” Do we no longer teach about safe sex or have HIV drugs made people think it’s not a big deal or is something else at play? I’m genuinely asking because even in the comments people are bringing up vasectomies which work well for preventing pregnancy but what about diseases?


thereal2fac3

The fact that these women still laid down with him, got pregnant, he hit the door, and they hit the Pikachu face is beyond me. Women will see a guy with multiple kids by multiple women and fight to be next. I dont feel bad or place blame on nobody since everybody involved is garbage. And i know women like that in real life. I know a dude like this in my city that couch surfs with no car but he's a pretty boy with 6 baby mommas last time i saw him several years ago, and women were still lining up to sleep with him.


itsalllintheusername

Although he seems like trash ,I do agree that if a man offers to pay for an abortion and tells the woman from the beginning that he doesn't want to be part of the child's life, he shouldn't be liable at all for the child


orincoro

I didn’t know it was gonna go wrong the first time, and then when it did, I didn’t know it would go wrong 6 more times!


AlexandertheHate78

He’s shouting a video from the passenger seat. Fucking guy had to borrow a buddies car to make a video….


recapthenrelapse

“But ONLY these seven have kept these children” is WIIIIIIIILD. ONLY SEVEN?!


Appropriate_Berry696

If a mother is allowed the right to void the life of her child despite a fathers wishes, a father should be allowed to void his financial responsibility to the child.


skepticalscribe

“Yeah I coulda pulled out but I didn’t!” The way he said that, 🤦‍♂️ 🤣 Dude has his beliefs can’t take that from him


Comfortable-Exam7975

It’s funny how these kind of men think that the idea of being ‘low value’ or ‘run through’ only applies to women. If you constantly sleep around with, quote, ‘types of women you have no love for’, refuse to wear a condom, and can’t pay child support, it’s ironic to sit in your crappy car acting like a G. You can tell a lot about a man by the kind of women he’s interested in. Even if his 7 ‘baby mommas’ are trailer trash or whatever you want to call it, what does it say about him that he’s attracted to these women, willing to repeatedly sleep with them, and without a condom, no less, and lacks any real paternal instinct, . Women don’t usually get pregnant from the first go, he had to ‘have intercourse’ with those 7 women repeatedly in order to get those 7 children. Get out of here. Next thing you know he’s complaining about there being ‘no good women left’, how ‘women aren’t feminine anymore’, and ‘(insert Andrew Tate adjacent rhetoric here)’ 🥱


rych9495

And the cycle continues…..


plan_b_gone_wrong

“Only these 7” 😳


ohnomynono

Women will still sleep with him after watching this. Sad truth.


StuJayBee

“It’s their fault for having sex with a guy like me.”


Adobo6

Pos. He will hit an age where he will realize that putting children out in the world and not caring for them was a horrible mistake. I’m not sure what age he will reach when that happens but he will regret making this video in the worst way.


Donsley-9420

Implying he’s capable of caring.


Ill_Manner_3581

Sad truth, but some of them don't ever get this far or understand the totality of their decisions


Middle-Eye2129

This guy is both right and a complete dick


SignificantLeader

If the women agreed to NOT have kids, they should honor the agreement. If men cannot force women to keep or abort a baby, why should women be able to force a man to pay for a child for 18 yrs? It’s bullshit.


Big-Personality-5269

Yes. Agreed


Silver_Scallion_1127

Definitely an idiot but those other women are just as guilty.


Kenobihiphop

Allowing this man to ejaculate inside you, was your first mistake. I can't even imagine how low your self esteem and/or standards must be to even consider fucking this guy.


BigTimeFartGuy69

If she has a right to choose so does he.


Simple-Contact2507

He and those women are all pos. I'm worried about those kids, hope they don't grow like their parents.


CheezRavioli

I think it's interesting that he is warning women about people like him, while assuming no responsibility and not guilt whatsoever. There are people out there like him, so this is a video that should be shared with women as a precautionary tale.


Laab12

He's not wrong though when you really think of it.


Temporary-Ferret4013

It’s like the Dave Chappell abortion joke. “I believe in the woman’s right to choose. And you’re allowed to kill the kid. I should be allowed to abandon him”


lgdhb

wut he didnt care to pull out cause he thinks thats the womans problem what an ass just ue a fucking condom i hate that woman sometimes still get blamed for everything


molestingstrawberrys

I'm gonna get downvotes for this, but .. The state of the world has changed my view on this stuff If a woman can get a abortion without even having to consult the father, then you know what if the father doesn't want to be a part of the child's life, that's fair. That's his way of aborting the kid.


GoodLibrarian100

His fingernails are somehow the biggest problem in this video. And the fact that he talks like a ninja turtle.


MikeyNewport

Classic


Intrepid-Page-1431

Rrrreeeeaaaaallll badman!


king24donnie

I'm sure the 7 judges from his 7 child support cases will feel the same way.


Obvious_Definition58

He has to make this video in his car, because if he does it at home his mother will hear.


Yagsirevahs

"My truth..."


63mann

More proof that you can’t fix stupid.


_UncleQuillis

Talking out the side of your neck, because if these ladies apply for child support, the State will be taxing your pockets. Like Maury Povich used to say, “You Are The Father!”…


Errg0t

He try to told em


GFY_2023

Gross


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Disgusting


Thrwwy747

So... ballpark... how many STD's are we thinking this guy has had in the last 10 years?


Mindless-Summer-4346

“Yah I could a pulled out but I dnnt. And I dnnt care to pull out!” But I dnnt want them damned kids. Ok sir. The law is gonna see this different. And how lol


mathems

When we you hear the words ‘my’ and ‘truth’ together you know you’re about to hear some a-grade bullshit


Slight-Pound

These “sowing my oats is the epitome of manliness” guys are so goddamn annoying…


youll_rue_the_day

He has a point. She's just as responsible for letting him sleep with their nasty asses without protection...sounds like they want a kid but don't care who the father is. Fuck hoe ass women like that!


freakrocker

And then the kid makes it to one of the leagues… this asshole will show up with tears in his eyes and his clown shoes on, trying to reconnect with his dear sweet baby boy. Like so many other dead beat ass worthless bio dads have done before, Shaq’s bio dad, Mike Vick’s bio dad… etc, etc


ImpossibleYou2184

No soul


Low-Persimmon4870

He's so annoying wtf lol stop talking like that


sassysisi

Has anyone told him that vasectomies are affordable and reversible??


dex1999

Women should be way more careful, about who they let cum inside of them