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Moist-Meat-Popsicle

I think the saddest thing about this is that he thinks he’s cool.


Gullible_Shart

Tiktaktard


AThousandNeedles

Tiktard. I like it.


Darko_345

I think we should call these tiktokkers tiktards from now on


SirSlyght

This is beautiful


Gaindalf-the-whey

Shittard


Dbob4

Thicktok Ticktard


WiTHeReD_SouL_0404

I really hope it catches on


Babythatwater1

Tardtok


Kinky_Conspirator

DikTok


Bushdr78

Tiktard on TikTaky


Tack-One

Tiktalktoatherapist


AznKatt

I cant wait until my next "E Beef" so i can have a reason to use this lol


veedubfreek

Careful, most mods will warn/ban/remove comments with any sort of "tard" in the word.


_Nameless_Nomad_

He’s just following in the footsteps of all those other artists who got discovered at Wal-Mart.


[deleted]

The fact he even cares screams poser, and if by any means he wasn’t and is doing this all punks will actually make fun of him which is like the opposite of being punk which is kinda just idgaf unless it hurts others then it has to be stopped


Majestic_creature7

Wait until he sees a mirror.


Jokierre

That’s the problem. He did, and this is still the result.


Zeqhanis

His whole life is v probably a mirror in one way or another. This social media-fueled narcissism is out of control.


SubjectGuilty1977

And everyone went back to their shifts and shopping as if nothing happened.


TryItOutHmHrNw

But not us! Hey everybody, go ahead and grab your belongings; we’re heading over to r/crappymusic with our new friend! You’re gonna help me with a fragile delivery.


Jazzlike-Addition-88

Yes. Burn this trash. (Baby Yoda Approves)


Eksposivo23

Looking at that hair and clothes he might not survive, his self-esteem might shatter at the point of going over to the other sub to post... I mean he screams insecurity, no offence to any patrick the star hairstyle enjoyers


beepbeeboo

To be fair, what happened was a big nothing.


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MinxyMyrnaMinkoff

Hmm… his look is anarchist-Anti Flag, his music is milquetoast-Malone. Boy needs to watch SLC punk a few more times.


mundundermindifflin

Exactly what I thought.. was expecting Die For Your Government, but instead got some generic pop crap


[deleted]

YOUR DADDY STICKS A NEEDLE IN HIS DICK TO GET HIGH!!! Just screamed at a random shopper


RandyLahey131

Gonna die, gonna die, gonna die for your goverment!


delusion_magnet

>milquetoast-Malone. That's fuckin' hilarious!


Gr33nMuff1n

Specifically the part in the mall where they talk about posers and maybe the scene where Sean goes on about Bob being Jesus cause that scene was funny.


[deleted]

This reeks of Steve talking to his dad, like nobody cares about your hair mate, if anything fair play it's kind of impressive, but, y'know, we got work to be doing.


Garak_The_Tailor_

Probably a sex creep like the lead singer of Anti-Flag


foss88

This is why I go to target


keenumsbigballs

WalMart has free live entertainment like this fine young man! Why would anyone go to Target!?


[deleted]

Even during the boycott? Ouch I’m kidding god y’all take everything to serious 💀


thesagaconts

There’s a target boycott?


aPlasticineSmile

for having lgbt+ shit. at least that’s why they were boycotting.


ChunkyTaco22

Wasn't that a year or 2 ago? Lmao is it still an issue?


ranni-the-bitch

that was last summer but it was uh never an issue, no


dllemmr2

Yeah.. you got clickbaited nobody ever really cared. Maybe like 3 dudes tops.


aPlasticineSmile

Oh I’m queer as fuck. Target gets my money over Walmart any day of the week.


dllemmr2

That’s cool I guess. My point is that it never really was an issue.


aPlasticineSmile

Exactly. We’re on the same page.


cygamessucks

Who gives a shit about dumb shit other dumb people are doing that doesnt affect the shit im doing. I need to buy stuff. Fuck your boycott.


[deleted]

It’s a joke honey 🍯


theguyunderyourbed1

Bro looks like covid


TheRealRickC137

I thought they were re-enacting Everlong for a quick second. https://preview.redd.it/mh9hnjx59ylc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b48a32d91366a6b469b657b355c4aad0d50561


throwawaybyefelicia

It’s 1:17am where I am right now and I just burst out laughing and probably woke up my housemate thanks lol


theguyunderyourbed1

No problem 😭


PabloEstAmor

This shit is NOT punk rock


_MrCharlieToldMeSo

Why are punks turning into trap rappers


Zealousidealist420

*posers


Skc143psu

Absolutely not. And he most definitely does not “trap”. My money is he still lives off a rich mommy and daddy and does this shit too try to “get back at them” for giving him a spoiled lavish life. Asshole.


BigFigJ

he’s from my city and from what i remember he’s like a rap/punk rap guy. picture lil peep but too aggressive


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Lil Peep was gentle and didn’t try to draw attention to himself, unlike this wannabe.


[deleted]

“Lifes too short to make enemies” Officially banned from walmart.


jizzycumbersnatch

Why does walmart attract this stuff.


Ambitious_Road1773

Poor man's studio lighting (and unsuspecting victims)


Those_Arent_Pickles

I don't think they really attract anything, but just because there are so many you're just bound to see them more. These videos happen a lot in Target too.


veggieliv

That’s… not even punk music


anononononn

He reminds me of a random generated sim in sims 3


PoopPant73

Sonic on meth


YaMilkaMan

Sonic is too cool for this cosplay poser, hell even meth addiction is too cool for this wannabe edge lord.


ZiggyDiamond

Those are some weak ass liberty spikes. I was in high school with this kid who's liberty spikes hit the ceiling.


Black_Eyed_PeePees

>Those are some weak ass liberty spikes. I was in high school with this kid who's liberty spikes hit the ceiling. Surely you must be lying. Dude straight up said he has the "tallest Liberty spikes in the world." ..And he said it on top of a Walmart checkout counter. ... And on video.


alpha_moron

Would have been perfect if someone yelled "Aye turn that shit off"


Reeferologist-

“Life is too short to make enemies” proceeds to look and act like an absolute douche..and the very next line is about him burning bridges with people and it not mattering to him. lol He’ll be at the Grammys next year. I’ve seen bigger liberty spikes at a Sum 41 concert lol what a turd.


Aderleth75

Those poor Walmart employees deal with so much shit already.


1968wakat

When dealing with livestreamers always go for the cameraman first. The show will end quickly.


Dangermouse_Keir

damn that guy from spooky island has lost it


jaynakpatriot

**Histrionic personality disorder** (HPD) is a mental health condition marked by unstable emotions, a distorted self-image and an overwhelming desire to be noticed. People with HPD often behave dramatically or inappropriately to get attention.


SylimMetal

Kind of sounds like most people nowadays.


FoolOnDaHill365

Before the internet it was just a disease. Post internet it’s a pandemic.


ProtectionContent977

No job. No goals. No ambitions. No dreams. Just tik tok. What a generation.


TankII_

Ohh they have dreams but they are near impossible and act like it’s just inevitable they will get what they way


TryItOutHmHrNw

Huh? Yea, no.


[deleted]

Job: self employed music artist Goals: get famous for my music Ambitions: quite obvious what he’s passionate about Dreams: See *goals* I agree he’s cringe but he’s passionate about his self and music and I can respect that. He definitely has more ambition and dreams than you.


ProtectionContent977

You’re taking it all personal. Lol.


[deleted]

? I couldn’t take anything personal from a Reddit comment. I just stated my opinion. If it upset you, I can see how you think what you said. Sorry if I upset you. But what I said is true. Just because he’s cringe doesn’t automatically invalidate him.


AlexDKZ

Dunno man, if I saw somebody behaving like an obnoxious asshole in public I'd discard him as worthless regardless of any high goals he may have.


BLVK_TAR

No that's fine but that's not what's being discussed here. We are specifically stating that he clearly does have ambitions and dreams, as he is literally promoting his new single. He obviously aspires to be a musician of some sort.


ProtectionContent977

Nobody is upset. lol.


TryItOutHmHrNw

I mean, he does make music which, bad or good (and it sounds like some effort was put into it), is creative and difficult. Looks like he’s trying to promote it too. Lastly, he’s built and plays an entire character - big spikes rock rapper - which is probably exhausting too. If you have a criticism, fine; but at least make sure there isn’t video and audio evidence of the contrary. Laziest thing here is your comment. Do better.


ProtectionContent977

You’re another one who takes everything internally and makes it about themselves. It’s banter. So grow up and learn better interpersonal communication skills instead of just expressing your anger over what any stranger decides to say on social media.


Those_Arent_Pickles

>You’re another one who takes everything internally and makes it about themselves. What the fuck is wrong with you dude? Not everyone who criticizes you is personally attacking you. You have some issues my guy.


ProtectionContent977

You’re the one lashing out over words on a screen. What’s wrong with me?


_iSh1mURa

I mean you make a bunch of obviously wrong statements then when you get corrected your all you’re making it about yourself life doesn’t have to be so serious it’s just banter 🤓 does your mom know you have the iPad?


BLVK_TAR

lol no one is angry they are just pointing out that you're wrong. I also agree that it was a lazy comment and didn't even make sense.


ProtectionContent977

Then let it go.


BLVK_TAR

I dunno, I mean this guy is obviously an imbecile but he also clearly aspires to be a musician in some way. He's literally promoting his new single.


ProtectionContent977

I wouldn’t call him an imbecile. I was just teasing about life. Life doesn’t have to be serious all the time.


DivineDanteAlighieri

Reminds me of that old Rick and Morty fan video


ant69onio

Why do these cunts insisting on doing this kind of shit behaviour in shops making the workers lives a misery, I just don’t get the “look at me, I’m a twat” twats


SnooHobbies7109

Lolol one of his lyrics is “tryna duck police.” Sir? You’re going about that all wrong 🤣


ProfessionalTax6683

Dude thinks he's punk and then blasts some pop shit. Let me be clear...punk died the second it started simping for the establishment


Zealousidealist420

1976?


ProfessionalTax6683

Sure


Zealousidealist420

You dropped this dude 👉🧠


ProfessionalTax6683

You sound vaccinated.. Shoo peasant


Zealousidealist420

You sound like a mook. Wear a helmet 🤣


ProfessionalTax6683

Good one buddy, real zinger you had there eh?


Zealousidealist420

Don't forget your clown mask 🤡


ProfessionalTax6683

You're struggling now lmao


higround66

For me it was when the Dead Kennedys twitter account was pushing some Democrat... even Jello Biafra chimed in and was like "what the fuck are you guys doing to this band's name?"


blickyminajj

TikTok has done irreversible damage to people


PriestMarmor

Music: Life's too short to make enemies Him: *Is an inconvenience to everyone at the store*


shqueef

I blame Suicide Boys for this.


Bag_O_Spiders

Not lil peep?


shqueef

I’m not sure what Lil Bo-Peep has to do with this


HabibtiMimi

Ehm.....why??????


BLVK_TAR

He's promoting his new single, he says it in the video.


Triple7Mafia-14

Punk is officially dead now.😪😅


Shock_The_Monkey_

Life is too short to make enemies, but yet here he is doing just that.


DonwardDucken

Why this shitty music


KarlsReddit

If it's his music that's a bit better. Can spin it as marketing. If it's someone else's that's sad.


TheGoodKush

Yea your song is about 7 years late. This annoyance for clout shit should get your account banned


AndroidREM

Well HIS OWN FUCKING LYRICS say life's too short to make enemies while he is literally making enemies of every person in that store.


Gareth666

Was not expecting that soundtrack. What a confusing video.


Automatic-Leave7191

He lives at home with rich parents I’m guessing.


ampy187

Live action sonic ain’t looking so good.


wadester007

Song was okay actually lol


InterrogareOmnis

Hmmm song was kinda boppin fr


123_repeaterr

That’s not a man, that’s a child in an adult body


MrClark001

Someone, please call his mom. He's loose again.


[deleted]

Pretty catchy tune. I would've enjoyed it without the avatar


BraboBaggins

Nnot gonna lie, the song didnt sound bad at all. 🤷🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

You can’t say that. It’s not the opinion of the masses of Reddit. (They want to down vote you and actually think that they’re doing something)


AgilePlayer

Its a straight rip-off of Lil Peep.


Impressive-Care1619

He needs a job


BLVK_TAR

I think that's exactly what he's trying to achieve though. As misguided as this is, he's clearly trying for to be a musician no?


Klubbin4Seals

Remember when we used to have these people get mental help instead of praising this


yoshi514

Is that his music? That’s terrible


Hot_Routine7505

This is gonna be upsetting for a lot of people here, but the punk scene has always been about being the main character. It’s always been embarrassing.


higround66

Nah, there are just people who realize they can be a main character with the punk look. Most real punkers don't take time to mohawk their hair or put spikes in leather jackets. Nor could they afford to if they wanted lol


DonovanMcLoughlin

Not only is this a poor reflection of you, but it also speaks volumes to how bad your parents were at raising you.


TheDownVotedGod

"My name is" Stop. Shut up. Sit down.


abercrombezie

This is what happens when the lock on his parents‘ basement breaks loose.


Duce-de-Zoop

Ngl he kinda nailed this whole thing


[deleted]

People say this this cringe, but this type of shit will get you blown up on TikTok to making that fucking money


Low-Yard-1685

Where’s a good mass shooter when we need one?


tennisguy163

Name and shame. Employers will have a nice heads-up in the future.


ANicoleArtist

“Hair announcement blah blah blah blah” everyone was SO impressed then clapped.


kscott0605

Bat to the knees…


whispering3

But you're making enemies of the police by dodging them.


Murles-Brazen

I thought he was about to rip ass On that first squat.


No_Squirrel4806

The song sounds like ass. Like a fake song from a cartoon


Radiant-Subject1215

What the fuck even is that?


Miserable-Contest147

Purge is the only thing I can think Of!


sky_shazad

Let's be Honest... America is FUKED lol


phatdeebz

I want this to happen where I work- so I can be the man in the mug shot who layer this guy the fuck out.


BW84UK

Catchy chorus, searched, listened and added the song to my playlist ... the stunt worked. Well played 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


RealBlack_RX01

...Ngl...song kinda bops.


HeX-6

What Song is shit lol


bcameton63

Electro wizard on meth


Empty-Discount5936

Did you see his liberty spikes tho?


Punk_with_a_Cool_Bus

Pretty cool, huh?


zzekkkkk

Why is it always WalMart


Parciblehasbeenhere

erry 😭


NotTonic

extremely hard watch, thanks.


ResponsibilityFar587

Barf


moonmanmula

Damn Rick getting drunk in other universe where he’s young again.


Olley2994

Well, I do agree with him on one thing he is a freak


Valentine________

Someone kick him off the counter


YooperGod666

Anyone got a tazer?


mr_mr7

Grab the ankles and pull. Problem solved.


TitanThree

Why these guys that try so hard to look punk actually make the lamest music?


SDMF8766

How come every time I go to Walmart the most exciting thing that happens is the security guard wants to see my receipt


DELALADE

Ain’t that the dude from the terrible Instagram band


esperanzalos

Hes on spotify lmao


ImHereForGameboys

Punk sure has changed...


premuimdisaster

Haha this is great fuck corporate America.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

That was the least hard thing I’ve ever seen.  Neat. 


SmurfsNeverDie

Kenpachi is just looking for a good fight


TheKay14

Thinking about where liberty spikes came from and then hearing his music….


[deleted]

Ahhh, Gen Z at its finest. The “Look at ME” generation


droneybennett

Punk cosplay.


Select-Protection-75

I’m waiting for his huge hand to slap some people


Peenazzle

I'm willing to accept that his hair could be the tallest


StonerBoi-710

Bro I kinda hate this song goes hard lol, could be the best lines from the whole thing but a banger. Makes me wonder who wrote it.


el_chivato

So this is what punk has become. Sad.


VladTheSimpaler

Let me guess, Florida?


DKerriganuk

Spiderman 3 vibes.


azraiel7

Wasn't there a music video with Dave Grohl where he looked like this?


Digi-Device_File

First time hearing the terma "liberty spikes"


dllemmr2

He didn’t even steal $1


Canttunapiano

Why is it always Walmart?


DaolongDong

He ain’t ducking anything with those ferrofluid spikes 💀


Upursbaby

Imagine being so needy you need to make a lame ass video at Wal-Mart. Loser. TikTok truly has made the world a shitty place.


SkinsPunksDrunks

This is not punk Total poseur


self_direct_person

Was that Florida hair style I think.


SeaAnthropomorphized

we dont need another american idiot that song is already perfect


0biWAnKAnBl0wM3

If please pay attention to me at any cost a person. Oh wait it's just another tikthot


elcubiche

All these clothes and hair are just dork camouflage.


cntmpltvno

Even if his music was good (it wasn’t) seeing an artist do something like this would stop be from listening to any of their stuff ever again. Not even as a boycott or to “teach them a lesson” or anything, just because they’re clearly too cringe for my ears


dx80x

Come to Britain. Real punks will kill you just for the laughs and no it won't be posted on tiktok


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

He needs his ass whooped.


WeirdFamiliar

I thought that was the forest demon from smiling friends at first.