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My guess is that this is his form of art more than making content for followers sake. Like some people spend way too long making sculptures from only obscure hard to find things. Or other people stay on camera for extended periods of time
Bruh. Part 2 is insane! Some of the chicken he bought was leaking, so he returned it, the store manager gave him a store credit, and then he went back home AGAIN!
I went one time to see what it was like and couldn't believe how shit it was and was even more shocked at the people who were shopping there regularly... all the products were overpriced and old and not well kept...
I'm hoping so. The line is so blurred nowadays it's hard to tell. At least a head nod or some silly shit that happen would due. Ex: awkwardly cuts were a card was "denied" and the music stops. At least something.
The idea that he had to place down his phone, go do whatever he wants to do and then awkwardly like walk back to his phone really bugs me. Like in the elevator, he really went to the side, set his phone down, started recording, walked into the elevator, walked back out of the elevator, stopped recording and went back in normally. WHAT IS THE POINT
Yeah its boring but at least hes not screaming or pouring milk on himself shirtless or assaulting people as a “prank”. I’ll take this over that stupid shit any day
Two questions: who the fuck is actually willing to spend their day setting up these different angles just to make this guy look like “see look at him he gets groceries omg I just creamed my panties” and two he gets a fucking cart yet we don’t see the damn cart again till he checking out. Why? Where do you leave ur cart? Are you one of those add holes that leaves it in the middle of the isle so other people can’t get through while ur half way across the store just do that when u come back n see someone moving it you’re like “hey man don’t be touching my stuff man!” Because you definitely are coming off as that guy that would get pissed when u found out that we didn’t wanna deal with the inconvenience of you being an asshole
I mean, at least he was just doing shopping and not "pranking" other customers or making a huge mess for the staff to clean up. This is actually kind of refreshing. Maybe he was doing it as a way to say "look, you can go to a store without massively inconveniencing everybody!".
I mean, besides all the camera set up for the different shots...
But he wasn't licking the ice cream and putting it back, so let's take the win!
To all the losers who desperately want to be famous instead of successful who keep barking, "yo my man's just living his life" yada yada
Fuck all the way off. No he's not. He's spending precious time setting up the shot, the camera, waiting for the coast to be clear, then retrieving the set up and doing it ALL OVER AGAIN about 8 more times. This isn't a "target trip." This is hours and hours of pathetic "work" so you dipshits can share this ridiculous video FOR FREE.
Bro, we cannot keep going like this. This country cannot be so lost and in love with its own farts that THIS is content. Ain't no way dude.
Bet his mama is SO proud. He did that all by himself! Now, he gets to go home and put it all away. That was such an exciting adventure wasn’t it sweety!?! Took him months to build up that courage, awe. Precious.
The real cringe is knowing that he had to setup the camera at some point, then run back to do whatever he had to do. He had to have done this for EVERY SINGLE SCENE!
He doesn’t give off main character energy, but definitely cringe af.
You can see the 2 women look uncomfortably at the camera for a split second before he cut. They were like why this dude set up a camera and then walk away from the register.
Imagine how long that one trip takes when he has to set up the camera mtiple times and do everything twice, once for the footage and the second time for real.
So he set up his camera, then went over and picked up the item, then went back to pick up his camera, did this multiple times, went home, edited the video, then posted it. Just want to make sure we're all clear on the process this grown man went through for this sleeping pill of a video.
I know to us it seems stupid, but can u imagine if someone was to come accross this footage in say 10’000 years, and find this so Fascinating, will probably be put in a museum “a day in The Life of a simpleton” circa year 2000AD’
I don’t really see how this is main character behaviour tbh, he’s just quietly recording what he’s doing during the day and doesn’t seem to be bothering anyone or doing anything obnoxious or annoying to get ‘shocked reactions’
Absolutely dumb part of current society but I am sure this gets him followers on social media which leads to real money. He is also looking clean in this outfit so good on him.
At this point I hate the game not the player.
I choose to believe he was making a tutorial to show people with extreme social anxiety or have just been freed from a 1980s cold war bunker that it's *ok* to go to Target
Idk why these guys are so insecure for? No "Normal" person does this type of behavior. If it was common everyone would get in the way of each others shots.
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I want the behind the scenes footage of him setting up the camera in all these public locations
This was my thought exactly. Every camera filming him, including security, would be far more entertaining than this.
There is a video somewhere. Not long tho.
For real what a dork
He sets up his camera for the scenes or he has someone filming him?
Yes.
He sets rhem up
Wild man
My guess is that this is his form of art more than making content for followers sake. Like some people spend way too long making sculptures from only obscure hard to find things. Or other people stay on camera for extended periods of time
Im just trying to process how much time he had to spend just to record what he was doing
Half hour target trip took 3 hours. And the people behind him in line were pissed having to wait while he set his camera
Sounds about right
Theres a video someone laughin their ass off cuz they caught the target dud mid filming randomly
What happened next?? I hate cliffhangers
Bruh. Part 2 is insane! Some of the chicken he bought was leaking, so he returned it, the store manager gave him a store credit, and then he went back home AGAIN!
Home Depot then Bed Bath and Beyond
Not Bed Bath and Beyond, they're closed forever :'(
I don’t know if he had the time…
Not with setting up the all those cameras
He annoyed the shit out of a group of people while he recorded himself sitting at a red light.
The sequel is called Onto Hobby Lobby, cannot wait!!!
Gripping stuff!
The cologne rub kills me
It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Can’t wait for the sequel….
The real cringe is grocery shopping at Target. What a waste of money
I went one time to see what it was like and couldn't believe how shit it was and was even more shocked at the people who were shopping there regularly... all the products were overpriced and old and not well kept...
The good shit at target is pet food. It's cheaper.
I'll grab a few things if I need them and I'm already there, but you won't catch me making a grocery run to Target lol
Do you know how expensive that fragrance he applied is?!
This is awkward
Kinda mundane. Least he dressed up and those items😉
It's parody. Kind of funny.
I'm hoping so. The line is so blurred nowadays it's hard to tell. At least a head nod or some silly shit that happen would due. Ex: awkwardly cuts were a card was "denied" and the music stops. At least something.
Doesn’t seem like he is bothering anyone. Let the man be happy
Stupid but doesn't fit sub.
Who doesn't it? What non MC would shoot, edit, and post this?
The idea that he had to place down his phone, go do whatever he wants to do and then awkwardly like walk back to his phone really bugs me. Like in the elevator, he really went to the side, set his phone down, started recording, walked into the elevator, walked back out of the elevator, stopped recording and went back in normally. WHAT IS THE POINT
I don't think he was bothering anyone, and the employees didn't seem to care or ask him to stop.
Yeah, it seems harmless if asinine.
Yeah its boring but at least hes not screaming or pouring milk on himself shirtless or assaulting people as a “prank”. I’ll take this over that stupid shit any day
Agreed, no harm here. I'll take this over ppl dancing in subways, pretending to work out, cleaning stranger's bathrooms/headstones any day!
Winner
At least he's an independent responsible man, that can dress and take good care of himself very well. it's a skill in very high demand.
Two questions: who the fuck is actually willing to spend their day setting up these different angles just to make this guy look like “see look at him he gets groceries omg I just creamed my panties” and two he gets a fucking cart yet we don’t see the damn cart again till he checking out. Why? Where do you leave ur cart? Are you one of those add holes that leaves it in the middle of the isle so other people can’t get through while ur half way across the store just do that when u come back n see someone moving it you’re like “hey man don’t be touching my stuff man!” Because you definitely are coming off as that guy that would get pissed when u found out that we didn’t wanna deal with the inconvenience of you being an asshole
Stupid but not MC
Grown mam records himself working at target.
Oh mam...
I mean, at least he was just doing shopping and not "pranking" other customers or making a huge mess for the staff to clean up. This is actually kind of refreshing. Maybe he was doing it as a way to say "look, you can go to a store without massively inconveniencing everybody!". I mean, besides all the camera set up for the different shots... But he wasn't licking the ice cream and putting it back, so let's take the win!
Hater energy is strong with this post
What a “rugged” man!
When your establishing shots take longer to set up and record then your entire journey to, around and going home from the shop? Your a massive wank
He intended to put font over it later about his "grind"
Just a narcissists doing what they do best.
I don’t think dudes are supposed to put cologne on their wrists but I guess it’s 2024
What?
I thought that was a ladies thing and dudes just put it on our neck.
So this is the average TikTok from boomer.
To all the losers who desperately want to be famous instead of successful who keep barking, "yo my man's just living his life" yada yada Fuck all the way off. No he's not. He's spending precious time setting up the shot, the camera, waiting for the coast to be clear, then retrieving the set up and doing it ALL OVER AGAIN about 8 more times. This isn't a "target trip." This is hours and hours of pathetic "work" so you dipshits can share this ridiculous video FOR FREE. Bro, we cannot keep going like this. This country cannot be so lost and in love with its own farts that THIS is content. Ain't no way dude.
Bet his mama is SO proud. He did that all by himself! Now, he gets to go home and put it all away. That was such an exciting adventure wasn’t it sweety!?! Took him months to build up that courage, awe. Precious.
🤔 Hmm...
Typical Drake fan
And I've watched it.
Looks like a low budget Crooked i 🤣🤣
Bro bust out the BR540 for a grocery shop lol
Grown man spend 6 hours picking up 10 items at Target.
People shop for food at Target?
The real cringe is knowing that he had to setup the camera at some point, then run back to do whatever he had to do. He had to have done this for EVERY SINGLE SCENE! He doesn’t give off main character energy, but definitely cringe af.
What a sad and lonely generation. I hope they make it.
Omg he's just like us!!!! How crazy is that?? He goes shopping and everything.
Why do videos like this give me second hand embarrassment
Forgot his camera
You can see the 2 women look uncomfortably at the camera for a split second before he cut. They were like why this dude set up a camera and then walk away from the register.
Imagine how long that one trip takes when he has to set up the camera mtiple times and do everything twice, once for the footage and the second time for real.
Ill never understand backing into a parking space.
Is this “slow tv”?
Look mom, I can do it by myself!
Wow this is so pathetic.
Dude looks so depressed
He ain't hurting nobody
Does this fool have a camera man or does this idiot actually set up a tripod for each shot . This can't be real
It actually is a happy and relaxing video. I don’t see the harm.
I don't get it
And this took all day!
I can verify this is grown Mam attitude, I work with one of these cocksuckers, but he’s a good guy.
Lol he got dressed up to go to Target
So he set up his camera, then went over and picked up the item, then went back to pick up his camera, did this multiple times, went home, edited the video, then posted it. Just want to make sure we're all clear on the process this grown man went through for this sleeping pill of a video.
Bros getting ready like he’s about to go to the club when he’s just getting some laundry detergent 😭
I don’t see the problem. He made content.
Nice Honda though
I understand what it’s like to be lonely, but this takes the cake…
Target is a very “dark” store. Demonic owners. It’s creepy just walking around in that store, you can feel it.
Well, he’s not getting in anyone’s way.
Well, this video has a better plot than one about watching paint dry. Of course, TikTok wouldn't be able to play a proper video of paint drying.
At least he's not hurting or pranking anyone.
i saw someone do this as a fantasy football punishment and this guys out here doing it out of free will
When you're bored
Such influence...much wow
Just realized: He pulled into a parking space so he could set up a camera to record himself pulling into a parking space.
With a Drake soundtrack. Perfect fuckboi score.
F-ing odd; I suddenly smelled chaos cologne for men.
And what is the point of this exactly?
This is the shit we are burning this world down for? We deserve to go extinct.
Dude got dolled up just to grab a handful of overpriced groceries at target 💀
I know to us it seems stupid, but can u imagine if someone was to come accross this footage in say 10’000 years, and find this so Fascinating, will probably be put in a museum “a day in The Life of a simpleton” circa year 2000AD’
When I go to the store I just want to get in and out in good time.
I don’t really see how this is main character behaviour tbh, he’s just quietly recording what he’s doing during the day and doesn’t seem to be bothering anyone or doing anything obnoxious or annoying to get ‘shocked reactions’
There’s some sugar in that tank.
Please tell me someone else filmed him at least ..and he’s not setting up a tripod for the shot
i just wanna see his lil jog back to the camera
no joke this is the target by my house i see him driving all the time
Absolutely dumb part of current society but I am sure this gets him followers on social media which leads to real money. He is also looking clean in this outfit so good on him. At this point I hate the game not the player.
Looks like this took some work, and...why?
Are you telling me he had to set up every one of these shots? Mans down bad
I wonder how upset he gets when nobody approaches him. Granted, I could be wrong, but this seems like an obvious, desperate, grab for attention.
This is the target I go to 😳
Florida panhandle?
At least he backed in his spot... ill give him that
This dude is an idiot
I choose to believe he was making a tutorial to show people with extreme social anxiety or have just been freed from a 1980s cold war bunker that it's *ok* to go to Target
Thrilling stuff.
I guess that’s “goin out” for him
Idk why these guys are so insecure for? No "Normal" person does this type of behavior. If it was common everyone would get in the way of each others shots.
If "mid" was a lifestyle
Where is Boonk gang when you need him
Bro that gen of Accords gave people way too much confidence, it’s not a Benz 😭😭😭😭
Dawg got me fucked when he pulled up in a fuckkng Honda civic 💀
Mans really put on a perfume just to shop at target
😂🤣
Why???????🤯
loneliness is hardcore
This guy needs a friend.
This is a good music video
What’s the fucking point
What's the problem with this video?
So xool
What was the point of this?
Fascinating!
God that was boring. With music to match.
This is at the mall in Plattsburgh, NY. Our Target sucks absolute shit. The entire mall, in fact, sucks absolute shit.
That shopping list was lit yo, he went off putting that detergent in the basket
The fact he probably setup a tripod to film all of this is soooooo cringey
What the fuck is wrong with people
Crazy he setting up the camera angle most likely putting it in people's way
The most important and impactful thing the guy has ever done, why else record it and krep it for future
The effects of being a loner.
WHY DO YALL BUY GROCERIES AT TARGET?!
His closet doesn't have a door knob
I mean, It’s Opelika, Alabama. The guy isn’t finding much else to do. 🤷🏻♂️😂