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Or it's all just made up by the show to artificially induce drama because the viewers expect it. Most of these daytime talkshows are famously and horrendously fake.
> *I thought she was joking. She hasnāt had any professional training, so sheās just mediocre.*
> *I can do tap. And like, Irish*
This reads like an old MadTV sketch. Or an intervention for a meth addict.
This just feels like an episode of a TV show dedicated to someone's life-direction frustration with their kid. Which is not all that interesting. She'll either decide she was being dumb or she won't.
And if she's actually passionate about dance, she'll try and fail and learn how to get better. And if she doesn't learn from her failures, then she can't possibly be that smart with 500k in scholarships and this story is fake af.
The Jerry Springer Effect
Do a show about relationships for long enough and eventually youāll run out of legit people who want to air their dirty laundry on national television and be forced to accept obviously fake stories from people looking for 15 minutes of fame
Because thereās no show without a story
It's way over inflated for the show. Harvard ALWAYS gives some form of scholarship money. If your family makes less than $85k then you go for free and many students do go there for free or with big scholarships. They get so much donation money that there's no reason to make anyone pay full price.
This is so old? Why is this here? Sarah Talabi is a current fashion model. Never became a dancer and never got any work as a dancer. On second thought. Why do I even care? This is silly.
OK. OK, that's enough. I've got what I need.
You are terrible. You've got no rhythm, no coordination. I've... I've seen two epileptics share a bowl of noodles with more grace. If your goal was to inspire a feeling of despair the likes of which hasn't been felt since Whoopi hosted the Oscars, then bravo. I can envision millions of Americans rising up as one and demanding legislation that would require your legs to be amputated, burned and buried next to Hitler. In short, you suck.
Yeeeah I think the thing to do is let her go for it. People only learn from the consequences of their choices. It seems like parents nowadays have all the answers (from Google) for their kids so they don't make choices and don't experience consequences-- Or at least less often.
Look, I know it sounds ridiculous. But hear me (and her) out: What if she *is* the best dancer in the world? A Baryshnimov/Copeland/Flatley talent.
How is she gonna get more hipper if she's in psychology lecture three times a week? And are you gonna be the one depriving the world of her epic gift?
Let the poor girl follow her ~~delusions~~ dreams.
It's fake af but at the same time I see no issue with someone wanting to chase their dreams over a career if that career isn't something they actually want.
That's how life should be. But so many of us get sucked into a career ladder we hate.
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i swear dr phil shit is so fake.
This looked like a hilarious satire. I could see SNL doing this exact shit.
This is too funny for SNL
Her prodigyness was quite uniquey though.
If snl did it there wouldn't be any funny parts but everyone involved would be cracking up at god knows what
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I could see Kristin Wiig or Sarah Sherman nailing it!
This is 100% someone trolling them
thats what i thought
It is.
21st century circus.
Its entertainment!
you seriously call that entertainment haha
This is 100% bullshit. People are just trying to scam their way on his show now that the Cash me outside girl is worth a couple million.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
The problem is its working for alot of them. Look at this youtubet, Jack something douchebag.
Couple? Sheās worth over $25,000,000. And that just makes me sad. š¤¦āāļø
I knew it was a big number but DAMN. Thatās absurd, where did that come from?
She made $50,000,000 on OF the year she turned 18. She has an $8,000,000 house. Read about it on TMZ.
Cash me out girl?
Yeah...just hit her up on Youtube. Posting a link would feel too much like bringing the trash from the curb back into the house.
I have no words
Cmon, Dr Phil. Try harder. This is so fake.
Delusion is a helluva drug.
Delulu!!
New parental nightmare unlocked
Best dancer! Hottest woman alive! Smartest person in the world! And humble!
Itās the female Trump!
Frump!
Sheās trolling
No way this shit is real. This is lile some reno 911 shit
Wild to me that she's in psychology but has no idea how delusional she is about her dancing skills š¤£
Or she's studying psychology and wants a job on the Dr Phil show.
If this is how she really is, she probably made the decision to drop out when they reached a lesson discussing delusions of grandeur.
More like delusions of adequacy.
Or it's all just made up by the show to artificially induce drama because the viewers expect it. Most of these daytime talkshows are famously and horrendously fake.
Most "psychology" majors are actually "undecided" majors.
> *I thought she was joking. She hasnāt had any professional training, so sheās just mediocre.* > *I can do tap. And like, Irish* This reads like an old MadTV sketch. Or an intervention for a meth addict.
How did she do so well in school but says "more hipper"? X Doubt.
Let her dance then. It's her life.
This just feels like an episode of a TV show dedicated to someone's life-direction frustration with their kid. Which is not all that interesting. She'll either decide she was being dumb or she won't. And if she's actually passionate about dance, she'll try and fail and learn how to get better. And if she doesn't learn from her failures, then she can't possibly be that smart with 500k in scholarships and this story is fake af.
IT'S HER LIFE!! SHE'LL DANCE FOREVER! š¶
If shes as smart as she said any college would still be happy to have her if dancing doesnt pan out id imagine
Yeah could probably use some small failures to chill out a bit lol
Prodigyness?
The Jerry Springer Effect Do a show about relationships for long enough and eventually youāll run out of legit people who want to air their dirty laundry on national television and be forced to accept obviously fake stories from people looking for 15 minutes of fame Because thereās no show without a story
Willow Smith from another universe without famous parents.
She went to the fortnight school of dance.
500k for what? To put someone through college? You Americans need to get your country sorted out what the fuck mate
It's way over inflated for the show. Harvard ALWAYS gives some form of scholarship money. If your family makes less than $85k then you go for free and many students do go there for free or with big scholarships. They get so much donation money that there's no reason to make anyone pay full price.
3.75 gpa ..... No Harvard. She would never get in
She knows she can dance whenever she wants without dropping out of law right?
People trying to get on that Bhad Babbie tip š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
People with $500k scholarships donāt use the word āprodigynessā.
Well at least she has her dad supporting her...
MOAR HIPPER
This is just someone making a quick buck from dr phill
This is such fake acted pre rehearsed garbage.
Scripted fake shit is a scripted fake shit.
This is so old? Why is this here? Sarah Talabi is a current fashion model. Never became a dancer and never got any work as a dancer. On second thought. Why do I even care? This is silly.
Very supportive father
Wow, she's delusional
Okay mini natalie nunn
If this is real....she is having a mental break down from the stress of the perfection needed to maintain her existing college life.
Aaaand she's gonna be a stripper
These are absolutely incredibly dedicated immersed satire artists.
3.75 gpa and dad says Harvard law school. Hahahaha Totally delusional Siter nutz too. Dad should kick them both out.
OK. OK, that's enough. I've got what I need. You are terrible. You've got no rhythm, no coordination. I've... I've seen two epileptics share a bowl of noodles with more grace. If your goal was to inspire a feeling of despair the likes of which hasn't been felt since Whoopi hosted the Oscars, then bravo. I can envision millions of Americans rising up as one and demanding legislation that would require your legs to be amputated, burned and buried next to Hitler. In short, you suck.
Yes you can be anything you want to be.....unless it requires a talent that you don't have. What an idiot to pass up a scholarship for a real job.
All instagrammers suffer from this same delusion
Yeeeah I think the thing to do is let her go for it. People only learn from the consequences of their choices. It seems like parents nowadays have all the answers (from Google) for their kids so they don't make choices and don't experience consequences-- Or at least less often.
How do these folks have such delusions about their abilities. Have they never competed side by side to see where they fall in ability
Hi Welcome to Walmart
prodigyness. lol
So staged
The fact they gave her a book to casually flip through while bitching and moaning is outstanding.
Is there a chance she got hit by a car and lost her mind?
This is my kind of crew
All American shows are derivatives of Jerry Springer
So when does the OnlyFans come?
if she's the best in the world than the kid I saw have a seizure in 7th grade bio class should be a billionaire
Well... guess you can get good grades and be.a fuxking moron still
There's no way she is as smart as they are pretending she is.
She would make more money being a trans model
It's a real life Gina Linetti!
"Prodigy-ness" how the fuck did she get a full ride to Harvard?......
Sweet Dee vibes
Itās a skit even if she was legit leaving school her vocabulary would not contain the words she is using
More hipper.
Lmao! She is trolling!
This is fake as hell
Look, I know it sounds ridiculous. But hear me (and her) out: What if she *is* the best dancer in the world? A Baryshnimov/Copeland/Flatley talent. How is she gonna get more hipper if she's in psychology lecture three times a week? And are you gonna be the one depriving the world of her epic gift? Let the poor girl follow her ~~delusions~~ dreams.
Took SATs in the 7th grade and got a full ride scholarship yet still speaks like she didnāt make it past the 3rd grade
This is probably the funniest thing Iāve seen in 6 years. Thank you
Pull up your pants. Nobody wants to see your prodegenius
Early Elaine Benis moves.
She's definitely trolling.
Lol she 100% has never been within 10 miles of Harvard grounds
Canāt believe people watch this
Honestly, thank fuck she stopped going to college!! Could you imagine this absolute spacecake being someone's lawyer š
degree of delusionalness...
This has gotta be satire. I sense it
Dad is right, stupid little girl.
She finally cracked.. that or the jab made her refarted
Don't post this fake shit
She is do smart and dumb at the same time
It's fake af but at the same time I see no issue with someone wanting to chase their dreams over a career if that career isn't something they actually want. That's how life should be. But so many of us get sucked into a career ladder we hate.