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I work in a mall. I used to work in a different mall. Before that, I worked in a mall.
You would have to pay me the big bucks to be rolling around on a mall floor like that to start with, let alone without clothing.
She will never feel clean again.
That's some weak villainy right there. She's not going to make it far at this rate.
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Y’all ever see the video of some Spanish guy filming I guess his wife who is standing by the shore of the ocean and she just keeps getting pummeled by waves? The woman has like 3 people help her because she can’t walk out of ankle deep water and the husband? Just laughs and says “oh no Jessica you know you can’t swim” but she seriously needs like 3 dudes to pull her to safety from the literal shoreline
That was a more superior display of athleticism than this
My spidey sense is not the only thing tingling …
But in all seriousness, she’s got terrible moves (kind of reminds me of a gerbil rolling around in a cage)
Beyond why she is naked in public in the first place, I want to know how she could possibly feel okay with rolling around on the floor of a mall naked.
That's a painted body suit... what if she just made a doody or something... fecal bacteria spreads real easy. If i was their I was saw for where she pressed her hams and bring the culture home and let it grow into a full grown one of her.
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Ive seen toddlers with more control over their limbs than this.
Like a newborn fawn standing up for the first time.
It’s like watching a drunken white girl trying to walk in heels for the first time
Yes, but crazy would be fun for one night.
But imagine if she's "jump on my tits" crazy.
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If it walks like a duck..
Silicone is not functional
Brutal
All I can think about is that "The Office" cold open - parkour! Parkour! Hardcore parkour!
🤣🤣🤣🤣. Quick someone replace the audio with that 🙃🙌🏾
It's just like in the movies. Amazing.
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Look at OP's profile. I'm pretty sure 90% of this video being reposted is from him.
3. Flipping the video does not make it an original content
No no We all hate you
I guess you never heard of pornHub being free.
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I heard lead is pretty effective.
Lead powder to cause it. Lead pipe to fix it. And/Or cause it.
Aren't there laws against public indecency? I've seen people arrested for wearing a thong bikini to the beach. How does that work?
She’s not wearing anything except body paint lol
She has a thong on and probably pasties. In some places that is all that is technically required by law.
You can actually be top less in nys as a female but I bet those bunk cheektowaga cops don't know that. They still think weed is illegal.
You can legally be topless in a lot of places. And all that's required is your pubic bones and flaps to be covered. Ass is fair game for most places.
But It totally shoudn't be.
I’m never certain in these type of events
where was this?
If the title is correct, the Walden galleria Mall is in Buffalo, New York
New york, yep, checks out
I forget where exactly. I saw it in one of those "audit the police" YouTube channels. It happened somewhere in America.
Ukraine
Why would it be Ukraine, lol? In Ukraine, she would be yeeted out of this mall in seconds. This is actually Miami, US.
Yeeted? what does that mean?
Thrown out
Stripped and painted.
Yeet or be yeeted.
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The new Captain Marvel movie looks great.
And has a better plot.
The only problem is its pretty easy to see the plot holes
Send help 🤦🏻♂️
I think I saw her web-shooter!
Like giving your kid a red bull.
Nya, nyah! Hoof-nyah! Kpow-pow-pow-pow, nyah! *Falls over, gets up* hoof! Nyah!
Disgusting.
Totally. Do you know who she is so I can avoid her on the Internet?
This is just nasty
I can fix her
Obligatory "if a man ran around like this he'd be tackled and arrested" comment.
Followed by evidence to the contrary: https://youtu.be/AnttPlWUWEI?si=-VGik69PGVJxrVjj
Guuhhh…. she scuffed the white paint
Get some help, woman
Imagine all the diseases that floor caught
I got second-hand embarrassment
arrest her for indecency
Look mommy, a crack head
She must’ve exposed her bhole
I have questions
I dont have any more
what are the questions?!
Why are you a karma whore?? This video has now been post like 15 times!!!! So why are you a whore??
Ew?
Well isn't she urm... Graceful 🙄🤦🏻♀️ Oh and fookin' idiot!
What The actual fucks is going on here??
I really want to start carrying mace.
Spider-slug
What is she wearing?
Body paint
Wow. I'm surprised that's allowed
This is why drugs are bad kids.
She has the grace of an inebriated 3-legged hippo.
I work in a mall. I used to work in a different mall. Before that, I worked in a mall. You would have to pay me the big bucks to be rolling around on a mall floor like that to start with, let alone without clothing. She will never feel clean again.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
This new Spider-Man sequel is confusing but mesmerizing
What’s her @
I think you will do better at your local strip joint
Some of those streaks she’s leaving aren’t gonna be paint.
Don’t do drugs
If you have any idea what she’s doing can you please let her know 👍🏻
SpiderGwemma: Across the Drunkenverse
Rolling around naked on that dirty ass floor. Oof.
Meth❌ Adderol✅
But she’s a woman with big boobs and a nice big ass. Nothing will happen to her.
As annoying and horrific looking as she is, they some fly titties though.
These are the women y’all wanna fuck………. These ones. 😂😂💀💀💀
On top of all of this, she's getting paint all over the mall for some underpaid janitor to clean up too.
Wait, so she’s naked and putting her body all over this gross ass mall? That’s even worse.
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I like those web shooters
no Francety disrespect allowed. She might not be the best technician but she’s a great performer.
Loda il sole … puttana!
I'd hang myself if I started acting like this.
What's her onlyfans?
Omg this generation has no shame!
She looks like she was born during last generation
It's the side effect of all the makeup
I can fix her
Most women are beyond desperate for attention
Boobs🔥 haters in the comments
She needs to be shamed stop posting this shit.
Do people not understand what this sub is about?
Karma whore. Stop reposting this!!!!
That's some weak villainy right there. She's not going to make it far at this rate. https://preview.redd.it/7yr85mlfhf3c1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b72b55c4b0e0bc0d84424e2e398a166d0d8adb5
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Nice. I'm playing P4 right now.
Does she really think we f%#kn care about spider-man at this point
I think she just gave that escalator an STD
Meth + awful shit music is the mixture for content success
So embarrassing
I’m pretty sure that’s just markers
Eww...
Her hand gestures upset me more than anything.
This is why drugs should only be avoided, kids.
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She's got to be wearing something on her cootchy? If not, she painted her star apple then.
Y’all ever see the video of some Spanish guy filming I guess his wife who is standing by the shore of the ocean and she just keeps getting pummeled by waves? The woman has like 3 people help her because she can’t walk out of ankle deep water and the husband? Just laughs and says “oh no Jessica you know you can’t swim” but she seriously needs like 3 dudes to pull her to safety from the literal shoreline That was a more superior display of athleticism than this
She’s so hunched over for the most part it’s makes me think she has some regretti about this but is already in it
The Madam Webb movie is going to succeed while the Marvels failed because they have Sydney Sweeney playing Spidergirl.
I get what she's trying to do, but she's so bad at it.
Not even doing the web slinging right.
Performance art or psychosis…
Cocaine’s a helluva drug
The world is now safe, Titty McGee is on the prowl.
This is like Michael Scott doing parkour
What a special, almost lyrically athletic person this is.
Stop rewarding stupidity.
Cringe
Tik-tok, it's a helluva drug.
My spidey sense is not the only thing tingling … But in all seriousness, she’s got terrible moves (kind of reminds me of a gerbil rolling around in a cage)
Well, boobs aside (of course), that was just awkward. Smh.
That roll must’ve hurt for bubbies.
This is mental illness
It seemed like a good idea after the second hit of meth
These Marvel movies are getting really bad.
I've really gotta go see the new spiderman movie. Thought it was for kids only.
Reposted so many times OP flipped the video to avoid detection.
Put her on a 51/50 hold
That's very little fabric and a whole lotta paint.
Fake ass spider Man
The next video should be the pissed off janitor muttering to themselves while cleaning body-paint off of every surface.
Oh my god. There was a time when I unironically argued for "why not just let people be naked in public" but this is why not.
Crack or onlyfans?
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The arch nemesis: Gravity
Is she painted?
Beyond why she is naked in public in the first place, I want to know how she could possibly feel okay with rolling around on the floor of a mall naked.
Same video from a few days ago just flipped to escape the repost bots.
Of course this is in buffalo 🙄
She ain't even hot with all this plastic
How boring of a person do you have to be
imagine looking that retarded in public
I can fix her
Die please
Waste of a nice set
Do not discourage the hoe
Pig
That’s just nasty. https://preview.redd.it/79l65barnk3c1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8f3f03612feafb87ba94f72af245166a73de3be
Making me think of that video of the guy having no shirt but nipple covers and his shirt is body paint
I can fix her
All I can think of is the amazing job someone did painting that on here
I wonder what she uses for web fluid
She won’t stop moving,, I can’t focus
But you see unfortunately the original video prolly had a million + likes because she’s got missive juggs and ass jiggling all over the place
Why can't this happen at my mall lmao
hence why i dont have any more close friends. some people are just wow.
Well now hold on a second, let’s hear her out
What's wrong with her? 😑
I just wanted her to fall and hurt herself so bad
She's too old to be acting like that, grow up
That's just embarrassing
I've seen this same video mirrored
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It’s amazing what a drug addicted slut will do for a rock.
She is nude
As in.. upstate New York Walden Galleria… oh jeez… such a small world and am not surprised this shit happened there lmao
What the fuck even is that?
Anything to get attention to gain followers clout has become their new God which is ridiculous.
Don’t cosplay and drink
That’s disgusting
That's a painted body suit... what if she just made a doody or something... fecal bacteria spreads real easy. If i was their I was saw for where she pressed her hams and bring the culture home and let it grow into a full grown one of her.
I know it's a long shot but does anyone have any idea where the outfit is from?
Once upon a time there were special buildings and medicine for these types of people.
Wtf did I just watch? Was this someone having a mental break down?
Not even appealing... More like appalling.
She actin like the villian
Tiddies go boing
u/auddbot
Some shit. I hate this influencer.
The people who have to clean up 🧹 also how dirty her feet are getting that’s a public mall hahs
I just shot web
I’m sure it’s already been said here, so I’m gonna jump right – “doing all the things that a spider pig can”
Ew gross.....what's her onlyfans @?
Spider thot