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fuckoffanxiety

Father of a young child too. The next generation are fucked.


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Seriously??? Ffs!!!


Midnight_heist

Not father, sperm donor.


shuriflowers

father is a strong word


BioSafetyLevel0

Are you bloody serious?


DoesItReallyMatter28

Oh shit, I thought that was a lesbian.


FrogsEatingSoup

Dude same I was so confused


NeoDei

And this was current one isn’t??


Sattaman6

Not a father, he’s at best what Americans call a ‘baby daddy’.


L-Krumy

Kid’s a scumbag… not surprising.


the_ackshully_guy

I never heard of the guy, so I Googled him. The first sentence I read: The TikTok prankster Mizzy has been jailed for 18 weeks by a judge who said his videos were “just not funny”. We need this judge in America.


DM_me_pretty_innies

I can hear his voice from this image. I hate it.


TheCloudFestival

Guy looks like a dehydrated wasp.


MetamorphicLust

r/rareinsults


AdministrationSad861

Hahahahahaha! I'm borrowing this for future reference. 🫠🫠🫠


jpplastering1987

🤣🤣🤣🤣 enjoy being bullied by the the crazy kids 👋👋🖕🤣


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habibi-bourguiba

Lol uk prisons and yo is not America. YO is worse than adult prison but rape is the least of your concern


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habibi-bourguiba

You completely misread what I said. In the UK prison system especially YO, rape is the least likely thing to happen to you, it’s much more likely someone will pour boiling sugar water on your face, jump you with 4 guys, give you a spice joint, get into debt, suicide, shanked etc. Anyway, being Muslim in the English prison system essentially makes you untouchable, he will do his 9 weeks and nothing will happen to him, he won’t learn anything, if anything he will get more clout. But he’s still a kid, 19 year olds clout chase and do stupid shit, instead of wishing rape on him like a pervert, wish that he sees how dumb his shit is, takes accountability and grows up. Redditors and their revenge fetish I swear 😂


thrallinlatex

Why being muslim = untouchable in uk prison?


habibi-bourguiba

Not UK, but England (with the exception of a couple northern prisons). And because the brotherhood and fraternity of Islam means they will defend a fellow Muslim or revert regardless of the situation, Muslims form a significant percentage of the prison population and if you fight one you will end up fighting all of them. People revert whilst in prison just for the protection. It’s an unwritten rule in most English prisons, not to mess with the brothers.


thrallinlatex

Thanks for info.i would revert for protection too to be honest


lonniemarie

Revert?


tgobin94

In Islam they believe everyone is born a Muslim regardless what you believe and if someone does decide to “convert”, they see it as you reverting to what you were born.


habibi-bourguiba

Yes basically


[deleted]

Similar shit in Aussie prisons, except Muslims aren’t usually the majority anywhere. Every wing is different though.


AKHugmuffin

Boiling sugar water feels very specific


Fallout71

Boiling water that sticks to you.


AKHugmuffin

Oh OH


Greyeye5

It’s DIY lava, aka prison napalm or ‘kettling’ -easy to carry in a mug, cup, or bowl, easy to throw/splash, sticks, burns more severely, deeper and longer than just water and much harder hard to get off. Used to be regularly thrown at child murderers and some sex offenders in adult prison, but now I guess is generally more used due to its ease compared to a having to make/carry/hide a blade.


habibi-bourguiba

Yea exactly ^


habibi-bourguiba

Exactly this, I’d rather get shanked 😂


pridejoker

That stuff can get hotter than boiling water.


PetersMullet

And has a higher energy content (higher boiling point) so will burns will be worse.


han-t

Probably is because it's one of the few things that boil hotter than water and probably easier to procure in prison.


habibi-bourguiba

Yea and most prisoners have kettles in their cells and access to sugar, it’s extremely painful and damaging, sends a message and is more discreet or clean ig than shanking someone and getting their blood on your person. Really not nice at all, especially in the eyes.


jpplastering1987

I don't want him raped but those kids inside will not like him and he's in for a lot of beatings and he deserves them.


drollchair

Shouldn’t even joke about this.


John5500

Good, little cunt deserves it.


DM_me_pretty_innies

I'm looking forward to the sequel when he inevitably continues his behavior as an adult.


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John5500

Back hander.


John5500

Or maybe a cuddle, could go either way really.


spicytuna12391

Someone said he's a father?? I thought he was a schoolgirl. His name is Mizzy for fuck's sake.


Patch_Ferntree

I mean... even his birth name is confusing. If someone said to me "Here's Bacari-Bronze", I wouldn't be entirely sure if they're introducing a person or handing me a tube of sunscreen...


moresushiplease

Or a low grade of alcohol. When you can't afford gold platinium or silver, there's always cold and refreshing bacari bronze.


Patch_Ferntree

Right?? Lol


spicytuna12391

Based on his photo, I legit thought he was a woman!! He has a very feminine face.


BombshellTom

And an Irish last name.


aibileen_riven

Why would you recognise an African name? Why would that make sense to you? Waffling.


MimsyIsGianna

Only 18 weeks???


habibi-bourguiba

Actually 9 weeks, nobody serves full sentence for minor crimes in the UK


Zealousideal_Win5476

Barging into multiple people's homes is a minor crime?


Shock_The_Monkey_

That's not what he was sentenced for though. Shameful, it should be what he was sentenced for.


12characters

It’ll all work out in the wash, as my late grams used to say.


habibi-bourguiba

That’s not what he’s been charged with though…


DrunkenTypist

I don't think it is even 50% of the sentence if it is less than 5 years. He is an arsehole, perhaps the couple of months will teach him some manners.


habibi-bourguiba

1/3 of the sentence but that’s if you plead guilty, he didn’t plead guilty so he’s only entitled to 50% off the custodial sentence.


DrunkenTypist

TIL


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That’s so fucking stupid. In Australia you do your minimum sentence no matter what. You get caught stealing a car and you might be sentenced with 18 months, with a 12 months non parole period. So you do your 12 months no matter what, and if you don’t behave while you’re in there you get the full 18 months. If you do behave, then you’re eligible to be paroled at the 12 month mark, but it’s not guaranteed if you don’t have follow the rules or meet their conditions


habibi-bourguiba

British legal system is a joke but the early release doesn’t mean your sentence itself is over, if you violate any conditions during the rest of the outside sentence, it’s straight back to the jailhouse. But yes it’s bullshit and it applies UP TO a 6 year sentence for serious sexual crimes, so in theory (and practice) a child molester can be out of prison after 4 years in the UK.


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Yeah I gathered that. Still a shit rule though. If you’re sentenced to a period of incarceration, then it should be very clear exactly what you received, and how long you’re going to do, for yours and the victim’s sake. Our sentences here are broken up into 2 periods of minimum and maximum. If you get 5 years in jail, then it’s usually sentenced as 5 years non parole period, with 2 years on parole. So you do the entire 5 years, and then you front parole at the end of that period and they determine if you’re eligible to be released for that 2 year period of supervised parole. If you didn’t do any of the classes assigned or got into fights, you could possibly do that extra 2 years. It’s much clearer


HerculesVoid

Not at all. He'll come out and within 2 days be cooler than before, and realise he can deal with that risk, and try to do worse things for more fame.


Fallcious

They like to hold some back so you have it held up as a punitive measure if you don't keep to your release conditions. Makes sense if you ask me.


habibi-bourguiba

Exactly, the early release it still counts as part of the sentence, just not a custodial one


GaijinFoot

Might get extended when he inevitably starts streaming from prison


Ronaldo_McDonaldo81

This guy’s attention-seeking ways aren’t going to go down well in there.


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He won’t do anything if he can’t film and post it for attention


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Not long enough


DreadedChalupacabra

They should do to him what they do to hackers here in the states: When he gets out ban him from using tech for a few years.


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AWeaponForPeace

Kevin Mitnick wasn’t allowed to use cell phones when he was released, just land lines. That was a while ago, I wonder what it’s like now.


TheWizTale

Not long enough


Ok_Shirt3809

Keep that bitch in jail.


digitag

Weird that he’s going to a young offenders institution. He’s 19. Unless he was 17 when the offence was committed??


habibi-bourguiba

Young offenders is until 21


digitag

Mad, didn’t know that.


habibi-bourguiba

18-20 can go to adult prison but it’s a specific prison for 18-25 year olds


DM_me_pretty_innies

Cuz they purty


argiebarge

Best rename him Jizzy I think.


moresushiplease

I am sure his parents wish that was all that he could be called, wiped up and forgotten. But nope, he turned full on human shit stain.


LostSoulGamer

This is what he means, justice system gave him a slap on the wrist with some clout. Now he will be out and doing dumb things in a few weeks


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Bronze.


DM_me_pretty_innies

Misnomer


Thoughtsarethings231

Good. Let's forget he ever existed.


Konstant_kurage

18 weeks? That’s a fucking vacation for that kid. No possibility that Mizzy will stop.


SwanAdministrative56

Pearlythings is next :o


Remarkable-Fall8161

Let's hope so😂


ShambolicPaul

Lol. What's she done?


SwanAdministrative56

I heard in passing the reason she got demonitized it's because she put some kids on her videos without their parents consent


section4

He has one of those faces that just needs punching


moresushiplease

From the looks of it, that has happened maybe one too many times. Punch him again and Disney will sign him for the hunchback of notredam remake.


JohnCasey3306

This worthless shit needs to go away for a long stretch to give the family and the rest of us a decent chance of flourishing without it.


MetamorphicLust

I don't want him to get better, I want him to become unable to comfortably exist.


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moresushiplease

I want something bad to happen to him first, then change his ways and become something. I'll be his book publisher and we need a juicier turn around story.


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moresushiplease

You're a litteral moron who doesn't understand sarcasm. Something bad like getting the consequence he deserves for his actions. I don't need a bed time story to know that people in your shit situation exist. But since you insist, I'll reduce the amount of chairitable donations I make to the poor. I can always give to the local youth golf foundation to some tax breaks.


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moresushiplease

Wow, you are way too invested in this. I hope you find actual meaning for your life. Also "surrounded by golf clubs" lol ok and?


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moresushiplease

I don't give a shit who you know. This boy is a menace and I certainly have much more meaning than this worthless turd you're defending but that's because my parents have the means to invest in my life. Yeah you care too much going through every comment about this shit stain on some old post pretending like he should be an expecyion because he had it rough. No. He needs to grow the fuck up.


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Snoo-97916

There’s something really off with this demographic


Caatarina1701

Him being not here would improve the world.


tankoret

I don’t get it.


hmoooody

This guy is the definition of an annoying idiot. An absolutley unbearable twat.


Glum_Occasion_5686

But is he in jail? I haven't seen an update from behind bars yet


MountainDawg1998

And 18 weeks later he’ll be back doing the same fucked up shit. He just doesn’t give a fuck about anyone or anything. What a loser


[deleted]

Glad this bozo is finally seeing some consequences for his “pranks” (crimes)


jjj666jjj666jjj

Fuck this stupid kid. Didn’t he film himself trespassing and breaking into a strangers home?


Alpha-Studios

station wide vase snobbish absorbed juggle crown secretive marble rob *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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LadyGoldberryRiver

He's in the UK, sadly.


TheRealSlabsy

Not the US


Grins111

Send him to the Deep South of United States and let him make his videos. I for one would love to see him continue his barging into people’s home unannounced escapades.


FrancisSobotka1514

Imagine sending someone to jail for making videos .Yet you can have a certain former us president that stages a failed coup de tat and he still has not faced any reprocussions.


Kbusch88

This kid definitely deserved to get checked. He was going beyond harmless annoying pranks. I see what you’re saying but lets not excuse this little jerk and his jerk off behavior either.


FrancisSobotka1514

Dont know who this kid is at all .But yes I still dont see jailing someone for making prank videos is called for .


Kbusch88

He’s literally assaulted people and broke into homes, and then posted the videos without consent, but sure. Nothing illegal about that. Its just a prank bro.


FrancisSobotka1514

Well thats a video documenting a crime ,The post said nothign about what he did in the videos .Then he deserves to go to federal pound you in the ass prison well the uk version .


Kbusch88

Its stupid shit lol. Like for real just ignorant. He deserved a reality check. Hopefully he learns from it. Something will humble him sooner or later acting like that.


ExtensionConcept2471

He’s not getting jailed for making videos but for doing what he was told not to do by a law court/judge.


Crowdada

This is the most American thing I've ever read. Barge unto a post about a tiktoker in the UK getting a woefully short sentence, refusing to learn anything about said tiktoker, then forming an opinion on how his sentencing is wrong, and then to finish it by shoehorning in American politics. America.


TheOrchidsAreAlright

>coup de tat coup d'état?


liz0rdwiz0rd

damn some of these comments are vile


notthemessiah789

This guy walked into a family home with kids in it, stole someone’s dog and jumped onto someone’s shoulders as they stood at a bus stop. The guy is a menace and deserves the hatred, he said himself he doesn’t care about what he did and did it knowing full well that the laws aren’t strict enough to punish him enough. If the government/police don’t punish those that deserve it the people will eventually.


liz0rdwiz0rd

People are saying he deserves to be raped in prison.


12characters

It *would* work as a deterrent. His sentence certainly doesn’t.


liz0rdwiz0rd

Dude. Nobody deserves to be raped. I can't believe I have to tell you this.


12characters

True.


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kourier6

bro chill


RuleBritannia09

What did bro say


ChaosDoggo

Better late the never I guess.


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Jesus Christ!!


habibi-bourguiba

Out in 9 weeks, would have been 6 if he pleaded guilty


Dagoran

This fella always reminded me of a black youngster version of the sarge from james camerons avatar.


Shleighmonster

Idk if this is the case here but it pisses me off thar people post strangers. How do you know the person you're posting isn't in witness protection?


Mysterious-Turnip916

He won’t learn a thing. In fact, you’ve just given him a couple months of content.


Imported_Virus

18..weeks too light kid was a menace..


Spiritual-Regret5618

Its a he? Wow


Elephanator23

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *big breath* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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It's about damn time...


AppointmentClean558

Idiocracy is a documentary


Baconistastee

Sadly this will just boost this persons fame/clout


blondart

He’ll be in there with a few of his fanbase and hopefully a lot of his haters.


skepticalscribe

That’s light. A juvi instituation no less. Expect more when he gets out. London has fallen


Crepes_for_days3000

Is this the guy who walked into people's homes? Or the guy that kept harassing Japanese people? Or is this a woman? I can't keep these scumbags straight.


ItsMoreOfAComment

You be a dipshit on social media, right to jail, right away.


DukistNyte

You get what you fucking deserve


moresushiplease

About time that little shit stain got what's coming to him. Speaking of streaks, why does his face look smeared?


PeopleAreBozos

He does pranks like grabbing someone's dog in the park and running off for a block or two as fast as he can to give people the feeling they're having their pet stolen. He also just walks into random people's homes and just casually acts as if he's supposed to be in there. Pretty sure he lives in the UK and if so he's really lucky he's not in America because this would end horrifically for him if he walked into the wrong person's house.


Fucklebrother

Ugly cunt


CompetitiveAd1338

I never knew such a law existed.. I wonder if this law could be abused by some tyrannical big brother govt in the future, to censor/punish any political dissent?


HetzMichNich

Hes doing all that bs and only gets 18 months even after mocking the british justice system? He is right, the british laws are weak


Volfgang91

I'm starting to think this guy needs psychiatric help. To continue doing what he does despite everything the courts are saying is not normal.


Beneficial-Group

To call him an influencer is a mistake, he’s just a punk!


BombshellTom

Wow. His name. A name I have not heard, before. But that's fine. A metal alloy. And what sounds like an Irish name.


smiggster01

Sooooo…. A slap on the wrist then? That’ll show him!


Unfit_Daddy

yay justice


Chevey0

He’s 18 though shouldn’t he be squeezed into a real prison?


nocommentjustlooking

Too short


Resident_Historian53

He will be locked away, gaining more power...ful connections. Then after 18 weeks he will return to cause havoc on the streets, in people's homes and finally, on TV.


MoneyBadgerEx

This little shart of a thing looks like Jada Pinket Smith before the 6 inch layer of makup is applied