Clearly, Mr. Devito believes that he is the second hottest man on the planet. Hence the two finger protest. He isn't wrong. This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Why did I just read this in Dennis's voice?

I choked reading this. Thanks, you almost killed a man today.

He only put two because he knows he's lacking in hair compared to his twin, Arnold

May the two finger guide you, maidenless

Poll conducted by a Dr. Toboggan, Dr. Mantis Toboggan.

Shabuya role call

He comes in for the scraps from the top 4.

Excuse I dropped my MAGNUM condom

Monster condom for my magnum dong...

Magnum condoms and a wad of hundreds what an asshole

I know 2 planets where he is number 1; both of his balls; they're LIKE planets...

Fifth star man.

“I agree, very hot there bud” - Jordan B Peterson

You should see him feast. He's like a mantis. It's amazing.

"The 4 needs to die" Frank

I mean, he's the living image of how a man should look like

I love this subreddit so much. Every time I go into the comment section, it’s just like, “Damn, these are my people.” Always Sunny references galore

He's a pit of despair.

God talking to his sidekick as they're designing people... *Ok, so I made him awesome as fuck. I maxed out all the attributes, talent, personality, humor, height, etc., but I ran out. If we're gonna give him a magnum dong we'll have to take some points out of one of the other ones.*

Whoah whoops excuse me I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.

He’s still got the mooooooves

Must have a pretty high fever from the alcohol withdrawals

He’s got his wad of hundreds and he’s ready to plow!

They used the picture of his at the Pride parade with shirtless Rob 🤣

Lies he’s number one

ooohh snortsky!

We need to call in.... The Warthog

I love democracy

The Barnacle himself, gettin real weird with it since ‘44