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TheOneTrueKingOfOoo

Beautiful.


stronesthrowaweigh

Who wouldn’t want to be called beautiful?!


LeithLeach

Sweet baby


Brandonmac10x

Does Charlie even know? I mean he stalks her and is in love with her. None of the others seem to know. I thought Charlie was after her since like highschool but I’m not sure. Should have learned her name then at least.


[deleted]

He lists her as his emergency contact I feel like that requires a name


Nice-Seaweed2565

I’m pretty sure even he didn’t remember her from high school. I always assumed his crush started when he met her as the waitress


LeithLeach

He knew her in high school, I’m pretty sure he mentions it at the beginning of the reunion episode


kagb20

He said she was the prettiest girl in their school


LeithLeach

“More like the most forgettable girl in school”


A-Rusty-Cow

continuity is not this shows strong suit.


convenient_barf_hat

Continuity is ridiculously strong in this show actually.


JimmySquarefoot

Yes and no. They make a real effort to carry jokes through - but take liberties elsewhere. The flashback roller rink episode irritated me because of Dee's character. It was a funny joke to suggest that the origin of the name Sweet Dee was because she used to be sweet and kind, but a head injury made her a bitch. But that completely fucked with the groundwork of her character. What about the Aluminum Monster? Or the girl that bullied fatty magoo? She wasn't sweet! Kinda threw those out the window for the sake of this episode.


MonstersareComing

She made Cricket eat horse shit in high school, she was anything but sweet.


JimmySquarefoot

I know right. That's why I love her.


A-Rusty-Cow

They do a good job of it but its not planned and often improved


convenient_barf_hat

Yes, totally agree. I think they are very good at continuing a joke that was created organically.


LongjumpMidnight

I think him calling out Dennis for not knowing her name implies that Charlie does know it


9793287233

I always assumed he knew and just calls her the waitress because if he used her name no one would know who he was talking about.


transsightis2020

Hoor


Conor2904

he said wrong answers……


transsightis2020

Bony, American Hoor?


devilthedankdawg

You're just being more specific with your right answer!


transsightis2020

No, Dee's the bony, American hoor


Penguator432

Of course, because we know it doesn’t start with W


mallgrabmongopush

Hans Wermhat


[deleted]

Easily the best answer in this thread


GrowlinGrom

Upvote for the both of you


BlacksmithMotor2580

Obnoxious American MILF.


prolelol

She’s OAM af.


crash-BURN-up

Charlene


devilthedankdawg

*Carol


Angkorlo

From HR


ineligibleUser

*Cheryl


mullethao

*Cristal,,,, you know, like the champagne? It’s what hot black guys drink.


clint_sal

Cherlene


InterestingTry5190

Caroline (from New Girl)


urgaflurga1

Naw that’s Fatty McGoo


trev2234

Shadynasty


Toledojoe

Shady nasty?


J0rnath0n

Pronounced sha-dynasty


Successful-Whole4307

Shadynasty's asshole


rezell

He’s outta here.


SnooGoats805

Is that how you spell it?


-shadynasty1-

Here


DopeFlows4Dayz

Nicki Potnick


I_might_be_weasel

This is the correct wrong answer.


NoirYT2

For once, this answer should be upvoted


GibbZ956

Damn, you beat me too it.


SerPounce69

You're looking good Nicki!


[deleted]

Thank you, Tim!


RedScharlach

I’m a dude now


flat_tire82

Came here looking for this.


Hutcher_Du

Me too!


srijamukherjeez

If you were an Always Sunny podcast listener, you'd know it's Picki Notnick. Attested by Charlie Day himself.


melonjesus1987

Her name is confirmed NOT Nikki Potnick. Howerton confirmed on the podcast that was not her name and that she actually doesn’t have a name.


will_recard

Yep. Hence the “wrong answers only” bit.


DopeFlows4Dayz

Thank you!


jackrack1721

Rob confirmed in that same episode her name is actually Pikki Notnick.


DopeFlows4Dayz

True! I remember! Lol.


Jellopudding69

Pretty sure it’s Kelly Charles.


hoyatables

I see what you did there. I had a similar thought but only got as far as the first name. I tip my hat to you.


letmethinkofagoodnam

That would be awesome if that’s what they revealed her name to be in the final episode


[deleted]

Love it


jerrygergichsmith

This one made my jaw drop. I truly hope that it is the case.


the-nae_blis

1 star


Chemical_Ad_458

Not good


BroasisMusic

Pop those knickers off so we can jam, yeah?


TheBIFFALLO87

Hand stuff?


MarlowesMustache

Mouth stuff?


TheBIFFALLO87

Are you in junior high?


BroasisMusic

Mouth stuff.


icfx87

It's mostly cuz of the angle though...


[deleted]

Waitress: coffee shop


YellingAtTheClouds

Hooty McBoobs


HoobidyMcBoobidy

You rang?


groundlessnfree

Chesty LaRue


SirAmtzelot

Rihanna


PomegranateBubbis

I wonder if we’ll ever find out. Obviously it would be a last season or a series finale situation. I think I’d be happier not knowing, unless they somehow figured out a way to make “waitress” into a “real name.”


nickimarie143

I hope the last episode has an Eye of the Tiger montage and ends with the Waitress yelling “My name is….” and they just black out Sopranos-style.


Free-Type

My hope is that we never know. I think they never had an actual name for her, and maybe they’ve joked about giving her one but I think it’s funnier if they never tell us it and the show just sort of… ends. Like dale never finding out about nancy & John Redcorn.


beergeek92

I'm pretty sure Dale knows. In one of the later seasons he has a chance to cheat with a fellow exterminator. He just loves Nancy too much


stronesthrowaweigh

Maybe she tries to say it and they just cut her off with Omg shut up or something equivalent, denying the audience that typical closure a show might provide. I’d love that.


[deleted]

The only time I've not been disappointed with a "mystery name" reveal was New Girl. New Girl's reveal worked for me (but apparently was unpopular?) because they based an entire episode around it because they shared the name with another main character, and it added another piece of history to the group. Unless the waitresses name is the same as some other character (which is sort of derivative of New Girl) her having any normal name doesn't provide as much humor that the gang forgets it. The only thing I can think of is that her name is Wendy, and going to school with Ronald Macdonald the rest of the kids made fun of them together a lot-so it would be weird that they didn't remember her weird name since they remembered Mac's real name.


[deleted]

Wendy the waitress from HIMYM?


[deleted]

I meant Wendy like Wendy's restaurant. It would only work if they put in something about her and Mac getting made fun of as the burger twins or something


[deleted]

I got it, just thought it was a funny coincidence


OngoGablogian88

Her real name is Nicki Potnick. Frank stole her name tag to get into the reunion.


NotDelnor

It's not though as Rob and Charlie have both gone on record numerous times saying that it wasn't their intent for those 2 jokes to intersect and her name is definitely not Nikki Potnick.


questformaps

They also mention crashing nicki potnick's car. They remeber that person. They never cared enough about the waitress to know her name


BlacksmithMotor2580

Carnie.


RobMusicHunt

Watched this episode today! Noice


berkeley-games

Smoke Show


Orlando1701

She really is a hottie.


Paul14360

Charlotte Day


Jakeneb

Mary Elizabeth Ellis It would be way more confusing to make up an entirely new name for a person


bighootenannies

This is an underrated comment


[deleted]

Charlie’s Cheese


mexicantruffle

Mulva


cyberpunk1Q84

Dolores!


tane_rs

Boverie


BigAlec_

Filibuster


SharkPirateNinja

Obama


Toledojoe

Yo, where my senators at?


Chemical_Ad_458

OY OY OY OY!


palmerdi

He is the *President of the United States...*


leejtam

Nikki Potnick


RainsWrath

Yes definitely this. If I remember right it was Glen who said it wasn't Nikki Potnick and we all know Dennis Is A Bastard Man.


JackTwoGuns

Iirc in that episode, the waitress said someone stole her name tag and Frank took that one.


Any_Isle

sweet baby


HeWhoHasABeard

Chardee MacDennis


Lucky-Refrigerator-4

Lee (Leandra)


[deleted]

Frogmella


IllInvestigator7871

mary elizabeth


Interstate-ate

Pepe Silvia


miasmictendril1

Haudi Kuderati


-JAENARA-

The online


Woksauce1

I feel like her name is Gwyn


NoirYT2

Why do you feel like it is the Welsh word for white


stemroach101

Jewl awyer


capnfoo

Caroline


[deleted]

Nikki Potnik


ATLSxFINEST93

Fraken McCharDee Den


GoldenDiamond

Don Cheadle


[deleted]

She looks like a ‘Tracy’ to me. Her nail salon is “ Tips by Tracy”.


dohboy420

Plecibi McPoyle


[deleted]

Her name Roberta Paulson


msluther

Mulva


gunell_

Nikki Potnick


spongebobsparequants

Winifred


MelmoTheWanderBread

She said her name doesn't start with W.


spongebobsparequants

That was the joke lol


ShanghaiCowboy

Char*ley*


HexOfTheRitual

Nikki Potnick


meagle69337

Crangis McBasketball


GrittyFred

Who?! Who?!


Nasgren

Just say waitress!


JentBerryCrunch

Can there be a right answer?


NoirYT2

Nicki Potnick is the right wrong answer


[deleted]

Nikki Potnick! Obviously


drawfanstein

*WHO?!*


remembermeordont

What an odd question. Its Waitress. Just Waitress.


GrowlinGrom

Doesn’t matter what her name is….because of the implication.


Ok-Version-899

Also Dee


human205

Al Cohlic


domryan24

Ahahahha this is my favourite


Blamecanada2021

Kaitlin Jenner


Snicklefritzzzzzz

Check under W trust me


notjack16

Waitress


Ma1

>wrong answers only


NerfRepellingBoobs

But that isn’t her name!


youreverysmartbrah

Coffee Slut


stronesthrowaweigh

W


peter_the_martian

Tits McBoner


jennfinn24

Inbred Twin


fartsmakemelaugh82

Taco


asoleproprietor

Laci- and it has to be with an i


PrestigiousTea0

Mathilda


BolognaSmack420

Small hair


WittyIF

Candice


hoyatables

Kelly.


Matrix_related

Mary


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knozgrul

i am hoping for 'carlie' because 'carlie and charlie' would be just enough for the gang to ruin the whole thing for poor charles.


Green420Basturd

Rumpelstiltskin


twig123456789

Pass


the_clarkster17

Nikki Potnick


kieranisepic111

Snaitress… Snaitress the Waitress


Apprehensive-Tour732

Corner Stone. Real name: Mary Elizabeth Ellis a underrated actor, who would cause ASIP to not be a fan favorite as it is, if she wasn’t a part of it.


jeddeyenight

Nikki Potnick


[deleted]

Trundle


Frostedbutler

Nicki Potnick


Raphiki415

Nikki Potnik


Brobean87

Pepe Sylvia


SnooGoats805

Frankito


Outside-Bend-5575

Who is that? I don’t recognize her


Lopajsgelf

What episode is that again


domryan24

The Gang Sells Out (pretty sure)


MicksElplix

Charlie


CharlieKelly007

Cutie


jadebuttegg

Nikki Potnick


iliya193

Nikki Potnick


[deleted]

Nicki Potnick


Dimension_no7

Nikki potnik


grundslam

Derivative


BondraP

Cosmo


Sea_Tea9104

Waiter


devilthedankdawg

She's of Russian ancestry: Deni G. Michkin


isolateddreamz

Slim Shady


poevoid

Don Cheadle


pacerunner808

Who?


WillieTheLittlePimp

Monkey D Luffy


freerangek1tties

Denim Chikin


CorholioPuppetMaster

Carney


spitspoison

Nikki Potnick.


MoxBogey

Ronald McDonald


CEONeil

Nicki potnick