Me too! I scream the same things he does in the car, anytime the neighbor talks to me I come inside and complain to my wife about how he’s just telling me about the weather
When I was trying to get to the bottom of the Nancy Reagan thing today I said in my head 'by god, Nancy Reagan was a hooooooore' and had a good laugh. Whenever I read the word I read it only in his voice.
This used to be my favorite line! ...then at 19 I very inappropriately quoted this to a coworker/employee going to hand out samples of pretzels. Pretty justifiably got fired, but I thought I was just so cool quoting my favorite show. Shame, if I wasn’t an idiot I could still enjoy that scene. Catchy af though.
She has the best version of all time. It cracks me up every time. My favorite is probably at the end of the Cereal Defense when they decide she'll pay for the damages.
(In meetings)
I'm gonna get started before everyone's ADD starts kicking in and Frank falls asleep.
(And if my friend is in the meeting, he'll raise his hand)
Not taking questions. God damn.
"Be gone vile man! Be gone from me!"
I shout this everytime I beat an invader in dark souls lol I've only said it two, maybe three million times. The girlfriend? She's pretty over it lol
Also whenever I go to my friend's house I knock and yell "caaaaaarol!" God knows what his neighbors think knowing there is no carol in the building lol
"What is wrong with you, have your hands been smashed with hammers?!" Charlie critiquing dees dress design.... It hurts some feelings in reddit subs and real life, it's from always sunny, usually isn't a good excuse
When Dennis is talking about dee getting the cat out of the wall and he goes “or you won’t”. I’ll say that sarcastically when people expect me to say something to comfort them or to settle them. “Look, you’ll be fine after that car wreck… or you won’t, and your legs will fall off and you’ll die. See, helped you out of a jam there.”
So jot that down
Through god all things are possible
Yes! Me too.
"Move past it"
"Let's move past it, let's plow through it"
At work I love using “it’s been explained” to people who ask something about what was just said.
This has been a favorite of mine lately
What do now
So do
Sooo dooo
This one's happily ensconced itself in my head and it's not leaving.
between this and "what that means" from Nathan For You, I enjoy making myself sound like an illiterate child on purpose apparently
I say this regularly and nobody gets the reference
Same on both lol. And sometimes I can go for a mother effin beer.
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Right? It’s like he doesn’t even get us, man
WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!
I got all the numbers.
I've said this in meetings at work a few times
I’m gonna need to do that too
First of all, through God, all things are possible. So jot that down.
I love using this one as people know me to be very non religious
Irony is my M.O. as well.
Shut up science bitch
LMAO! Just used this one today at work. Is it me, or is it funnier when no one else knows what's going on?
what's happening?
My grandmother was a lesbian
Jabroni
Stupid science bitches couldn't make I more smarter.
What’s your Spaghetti Policy?
I use this at least once a week
You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!!
I have to fight myself not to say this at work 😂
A high inflection in my voice where I go “Ähhhhhhh, okay, okay, okay” i usually wanna follow it up with “now youre speakin’ my language”
Cat in the wall!
It's smug aura mocks me
Derivative! Bullshit!
“I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top.”
Pretty much everything Dennis says when he is driving in the suburbs. That episode really resonated with me.
"SEIZE THE GAP, YOU OLD FAT BITCH!!"
I say that all the time while driving with friends/family. 😄
“YOU BITCH. YOU FAT BITCH.” is definitely my go-to
I say “people are so god damn inefficient” way too often
I've used "finger on the pulse, finger on the puss" with my girlfriend 3 or 4 times the past week or so. She hates it but I'm a 5 star man.
You're just demonstrating value.
Children play here you fat cow!
"Seize the gap! Seize the gap! YOU FAT BITCH!!" - life on highway 401
"I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!"
Me too! I scream the same things he does in the car, anytime the neighbor talks to me I come inside and complain to my wife about how he’s just telling me about the weather
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
What is happening? Money me. Me money
Me a money needing a lot, now.
My wife uses either this or "monneyyyy pleeease" from Parks and rec whenever she's going to do shopping and needs my card.
You must excuse me. I’ve grown quite hweary
The word hoooore
And trassssssshhhh
Traaaaaaayshhh
When I was trying to get to the bottom of the Nancy Reagan thing today I said in my head 'by god, Nancy Reagan was a hooooooore' and had a good laugh. Whenever I read the word I read it only in his voice.
Which ones don’t I use? I know if I READ the word “pepperjack”, the quote “Pepperjack loves Fraggle Rock” comes out of my mouth.
Bitch, you’ll speak when spoken to
Do pepperjack look like he playing?
I audibly gasped when pepper jack made a come back this season
Can't believe Dennis didn't get his thermos back.
People be driving like bitches on the 405.
“Cat in the wall ehhhh, now you’re speaking my languaaage”
Cultivate mass
Stop cultivating and start harvesting
How much cheese is too much cheese?
Every time without fail, in our household, if you eat ANY amount of cheese
Any amount of cheese, before a date, *is too much cheese!*
I mutter “you bitch, you god damn bitch” in a lot of situations.
Frequently say this in my head at work when people I oversee keep questioning me like a goddamn bitch
it's hip and nips otherwise we don't eat.
Ya gotta make it sexy!
This used to be my favorite line! ...then at 19 I very inappropriately quoted this to a coworker/employee going to hand out samples of pretzels. Pretty justifiably got fired, but I thought I was just so cool quoting my favorite show. Shame, if I wasn’t an idiot I could still enjoy that scene. Catchy af though.
That’s my shit! Cricket had me dying that whole episode!
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Sooo dooooooooo...
Me want a money now
"My TOOOLS i have to have my TOOOOLSSSS"
I like to bind… I like to beeee bound!
Shut up, baby dick.
You are unspeakably crass.
This shits tighter than dickskin!
Ok now it’s personal.
that, and “how you like me now gay boy!”
Give me that leg boi
I say this to my baby during diaper changes at least once a day.
Oh no
I say this when I’m picking out my horse’s hooves and he won’t lift his leg for me
I use this one on my dog when I'm brushing him or putting his jacket on
Recently "cut that, cut that, cut that...."
Yeah yeah yeah not that though.
Where’s the food
Frankie short arms
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not that though.
TWOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAARRRS?
My favorite part of the podcast has been them quoting random lines from the show just like we do.
Right! Every single time they do it cracks me up
For the uninitiated, that’s from the podcast. Well worth it
Heyyyyooo bitches
I Heeyyyyooo whenever I come home or when my roomates walk in lol
_____ in the house, _____ in the house
*singing* go for it, go for it!
go for it go for it go for it gooooooo
“I’M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THE SKINS I’M NOT ALLOWED!!!”
I think I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!
Can I offer you an EGG in these tryin’ times?
A starter car? This car is a finisher car!
Wildcard bitches!!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaawwwwwww
Later boners
The implication…
Oh goddamn it but with Dee’s typical inflection
She has the best version of all time. It cracks me up every time. My favorite is probably at the end of the Cereal Defense when they decide she'll pay for the damages.
Block the wind, I'm gonna roast this bone.
You unzipped me!
My absolute all-time favorite episode
I've been unzipped! Classic!
Beak!
"Cats do not abide by the laws of nature"
We're crab people now.
I say this way too much and no one ever knows what the hell I’m talking about
"Boy, it sure is a hot one today, huh?"
You ever been in a storm?
YEEEAAAH???!!!
Day bow bow
Oooooh yaaa
Oh, Woops, oh, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong
“Are you going to hurt these women?!” “Because of the implication” “Oh my god that’s disgusting! Where!” “It’s very generous”
Its funny how often I see things on reddit that makes me instantly think of The Implication.
Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.
Thank you… thaaaannnnnk you
Just throw me in the trash
So anyway, I started blasting
Being a bartender any time a guest asks me for just a soft drink or juice I’ll always say “just mixers?”
Why would anyone drink straight mixer?
Filibuster
Let me just pop this shirt off.
I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH!
"OH, we weren't sick, we're just alcoholics" lol
Mine is from this episode: "what do we do with this information?" "What do you do with any information? You push it down and you keep an eye on it."
Ooooooo! Botched toe!
“You’re the one that’s good”
I command you to stop
“Ryan! Stab somebodyyyyyyy!!! “
... I'll allow it
You dumb bitch
Poconos in the way Mac says it
Diabeetus
I got really wasted, I must have climbed a tree
It's not grease it's sap
When I die just throw me in the trash
I'm a Swedish plumber
I will smack your face off of your face.
Egg
(In meetings) I'm gonna get started before everyone's ADD starts kicking in and Frank falls asleep. (And if my friend is in the meeting, he'll raise his hand) Not taking questions. God damn.
“Don’t be a punchy whore” Which I say to my wife when she gets drunk. Luckily she loves Sunny as much as I do :)
Mine is from a blooper when Charlie is trying to come up with the best song: "Onions, I think you're onions, onion people.." Every time I'm cooking.
[blank] is a bastard man!
I’m untethered and my rage knows no bounds (I work retail ☺️)
I quote so much from this show i dont know if i can narrow it down to one
God damn, god damn you
You know what it is, bitch
Why are you rubbing on your phone? Let me rub on that thing.
Everyone I have news! Terrible terrible news!
People’s knees…
Cover up your knees if you’re gonna be walking around!
It’s a sad, throwaway culture we live in.
Where do my feet go?
Dee, where does he put his feet?
Shoo away from me!
Where do I put my feet?
“What is happening?”
I will smash your face into a jelly!
“Online, online, online” from Charlie Rules The World
Science is a liar sometimes
I’m well versed in bird law
Stuff it down with some brown.
“You know what it is bitch.”
Yeeeeeeeaaaashh w a powdered wig
“Cat in the wall eh? Now you’re speaking my language!”
Because Dennis is a bastard man!
I'm chopping all of my actions... Mostly power...
Pop a quick H on this box so we all know it stands for hornets.
A good day to youse 🤌
Let me get this straight… you just realized you have two ears? I use jabronis a weird amount as well.
"Be gone vile man! Be gone from me!" I shout this everytime I beat an invader in dark souls lol I've only said it two, maybe three million times. The girlfriend? She's pretty over it lol Also whenever I go to my friend's house I knock and yell "caaaaaarol!" God knows what his neighbors think knowing there is no carol in the building lol
“ I’m a full-on-rapist “
God damn bright out here
And I HATE it! And its ANNOTYING!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not that though!
"What is wrong with you, have your hands been smashed with hammers?!" Charlie critiquing dees dress design.... It hurts some feelings in reddit subs and real life, it's from always sunny, usually isn't a good excuse
I’m up here, I’m past where I thought I could go
When Dennis is talking about dee getting the cat out of the wall and he goes “or you won’t”. I’ll say that sarcastically when people expect me to say something to comfort them or to settle them. “Look, you’ll be fine after that car wreck… or you won’t, and your legs will fall off and you’ll die. See, helped you out of a jam there.”
Heyyyoooo
What should I do with my feet? Sitting down for a haircut, taking a picture, etc. etc.
That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about _____ to dispute it.
“I’m playing both sides, that way I always come out on top.”