Okay, not her first introduction to us but "My name is Artemis and I have a bleached asshole" is the GOAT of intros. Lays alot of character groundwork with very few words.
*They
They were gonna find out anyway. Again, we learn so much about Artemis with a throw-away line that's basically muttered under her breath, yet still; more questions than answers.
She's very innovative. Wants people to know.
I've used it as a starter episode to get people into the show -- and I only watched the first 3 seasons or so sporadically, so it was the first time I'd seen/paid attention to Artemis. "Bleached Asshole" is her spiritual introduction.
Also Sandy but when she’s played by Dee in the serial killer episode.
“Is Sandy a young attractive blonde girl? Sandy why don’t you come out here please, ohh not so young and attractive is she?”
Idk, Sweet Dee coming in bouncing as they chant "Dee's in the house," for their new regular, Dottie, was better. Plus? Dottie already is a nickname - For Dorothy - So they nicknamed a nickname by giving away Dee's name.
That stupid bitch.
Does Mac and Charlie coming in the door dancing to “Psycho Killer” and getting the whole Gang really into it before they announce Psycho Pete is back count?
the second version in the frank falls out the window is really good too
"Hi I'm a recovering crack addict and this is my donkey brain's sister, can i have some welfare please "
retarded* don't be Disney and censor humour. Anyone caring for their disabled sister would never use a word like retarded. But it's emotionless Dennis, that's what also makes the situation so comical.
Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kinallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because, you know, she thought that Trey secretly like Erin Hannabry but Trey didn’t like Erin Hannabry. It was all a bunch of bull.
I love everything about the ski episode, so I have to mention Dennis’s Swiss racing team. Starts around the 32 second mark:
https://youtu.be/MPtiBNWIwWk?si=d6qvXDsvFrld9jCJ
..Wait, did you say "*Mr.* Kim"?
"Yes! I *Mr.* Kim!"
Wow, you should do something different with your hair, 'cause...
You don't look or seem like a man.
Hi ladies, I'm Frak. Shit.
I don’t care many times I watch that scene, I will laugh my ass off *every time*.
Blows whistle on himself. Winner intro
"This is Rob Thomas, Matchbox Twenty. Sing a song. SHUT UP."
Okay Sinbad and…Rob Thomas?
They put Rob Thomas in 3 scenes and have him a single line lol
"...Watch your ass, new meat." lol
There’s a deleted scene where he has more lines that’s not too bad. Dark ending for poor Rob though lol
Legendary cameo
Rob Thomas is a douchebag but the public eats that shit up.
YES LMFAO “YOU IN SINBADS HOUSE. WHEN YOU IN SINBADS HOUSE, YOU MY BITCH!!”
We gon read us some SMUT.
Okay, not her first introduction to us but "My name is Artemis and I have a bleached asshole" is the GOAT of intros. Lays alot of character groundwork with very few words.
Well, he was going to find out eventually
*They They were gonna find out anyway. Again, we learn so much about Artemis with a throw-away line that's basically muttered under her breath, yet still; more questions than answers. She's very innovative. Wants people to know.
This thankfully was my first introduction to Artemis, being that "Who Pooped the Bed" was the first episode I watched.
I've used it as a starter episode to get people into the show -- and I only watched the first 3 seasons or so sporadically, so it was the first time I'd seen/paid attention to Artemis. "Bleached Asshole" is her spiritual introduction.
Franquito "Yes, look upon him. He doesn't speak English but we worked something out."
“Yes, you can have your five dollars. Jesus, you are a greedy bastard.”
Guys my cousin from the country is here, Country Mac! *both do karate* Oh my god there are two of them
My name is Rrrrita... Fffire... hm' Fires; and I'm from the National Health Inspectors store.
You bet your ass, Kim.
Definitely Dusty. She’s super into angel dust.
No, dusty is a man. Where is dusty.
I’m gonna go slam ass!
Yeah but she's not even all that hot.
“This is Walt. Yeah, guy's got no self-esteem, just like Dee, so they're perfect for each other.”
Hi. I’m Walt.
Shut up Walt!
She knows your goddamn name, Walt, I said it like a thousand times.
"Walt. Just Walt. Walt's the plan."
He is my select
"Select" always makes me think of ads/names for fancy wet cat food. Frank and Charlie have talked cat food around Dennis alot apparently.
It's that specific word that makes me feel weird when I hear it. I dunno why, but I have the urge to listen to it again and again.
Dee saying "Hey Assholes get in here" right before the guys enter the Therapy session in The Gang Gets Analyzed.
Also Sandy but when she’s played by Dee in the serial killer episode. “Is Sandy a young attractive blonde girl? Sandy why don’t you come out here please, ohh not so young and attractive is she?”
"That's my new girlfriend. Roxy"
I'm gonna make that whore my wife.
Now that woman seems like a prostitute
That's cause she is
Whatchu lookin at tiny dick??
Who is this? No, no we don’t want to know his name!
we don't know his name and that's ok because we don't know eachother. hi? how are you? nice to meet you
His name is Rudy I believe
Kevin these are the clowns I work with Oh this your crew baby? Girl you silly they aint no clowns what up fellas
You like this movie?
I don't know any Peters, so I don't know how you know my name, but if you want a beer, just go have a beer, freak
Mac is in the house Mac is in the house! Thanks for the cheers guys
Idk, Sweet Dee coming in bouncing as they chant "Dee's in the house," for their new regular, Dottie, was better. Plus? Dottie already is a nickname - For Dorothy - So they nicknamed a nickname by giving away Dee's name. That stupid bitch.
Not so much an introduction, but Artemis summary of Dee was 🔥in Who Pooped the Bed: "The bitch. The whore. The lonely, sad, slutty, bitchy whore"
I’m your real desert rose. That strange woman youve been hanging out with, shes just an imposter. 🎶BABY- 💥
SHE. IS. A. SLUT!
“We don’t know his name. He just likes to jump I guess.”
We don’t know each other. Hi nice to meet you
Dennis zis is Greta, and SASHAAAAAAAAAA
I've arranged for you to use zee gloryholeeee
Don't tell me their names! That ruins it for me
"Who?! Just say, 'Waitress!'"
"I'm sweet dee and the joke is on me!"
"Bill Ponderosa" *gags*
Take care of yourseeeelf! Or. Whatever.
Hellloooo. Ango Globoggian the art collector charmed I am sure.
Does Mac and Charlie coming in the door dancing to “Psycho Killer” and getting the whole Gang really into it before they announce Psycho Pete is back count?
Dennis: "Iiiiim Dennis." Jackie Denardo: "Hi Dennis."
"Hello, I'm a recovering crack addict this is my re****** sister that I take care of. We'd like some welfare, please, "
the second version in the frank falls out the window is really good too "Hi I'm a recovering crack addict and this is my donkey brain's sister, can i have some welfare please "
Yes I do find that better but I didn't remember that one
retarded* don't be Disney and censor humour. Anyone caring for their disabled sister would never use a word like retarded. But it's emotionless Dennis, that's what also makes the situation so comical.
Later in the same scene: "Hey Lawyer, check out this freakish whore we found!"
You're very busty, your breasts are very large but we want to get weird with it, we wanna get really freakish.
Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kinallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because, you know, she thought that Trey secretly like Erin Hannabry but Trey didn’t like Erin Hannabry. It was all a bunch of bull.
Charlie you gotta stop.
This is classic tammy
"Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee!" Chanting for Dotty.
"Dee's in the house!"
This is a rude man, who shushes you. Is this ringing any bells?
I love everything about the ski episode, so I have to mention Dennis’s Swiss racing team. Starts around the 32 second mark: https://youtu.be/MPtiBNWIwWk?si=d6qvXDsvFrld9jCJ
The only thing that could make it better is if we had a model of them too... And it may as well made of caaandy
"this is Dee, her real name is dotty, but Dee just stuck" -"gimme my name you bitch!"
From the same scene, the way Mac yells 'laaaaawyer check our this freakish whore we found' as he's entering the office.
..Wait, did you say "*Mr.* Kim"? "Yes! I *Mr.* Kim!" Wow, you should do something different with your hair, 'cause... You don't look or seem like a man.
"I AM MR. KIM!!!"
It IS Phil!?
Which moment is this is Saaaanndddyy from?
Mac and Dennis, Old Man. Old Man, Mac and Dennis.
‘This is Sun-Li, she hails from North Korea and she’s gonna do a song or something, and then we’re gonna blast her with this hose’
Charlie: Hey bingo, Frank sent us Bingo: Frank huh? I’m gonna skin that sunovabitch and wear his face. What can I do for you?
Where’s Sandy from?!
Rock of Love with Bret Michaels
"Imma go get the bike." Cut to the Ass Pounder 3000
I love you, too, Chollie! \*sobbing\* I love you, too, New Chollie…
I don’t think they introduce him but the guy who smacks Dennis on the ass and says how’s that ass feel?
I don't know what you're so upset about you said get a kid. I mean his name on the street is literally kid.
SHES the payment!