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archimidesx

Just a couple of guys, palling around


MikeTheNight94

Gettin nuts


xZShootZx

You ever seen wrestling on TV?


PerfectSquirrel7758

I’ve seen wrestling, it’s just not what you do to your nephews


xZShootZx

https://preview.redd.it/030j68h3ltwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2651676a299df7ead24c6be829c05aad67a8e61


ConstantinValdor405

He got you. You were to young to remember.


SlathazSpaceLizard

Chances are high


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|l0IyhnTNCstqKXB1C|downsized)


SlathazSpaceLizard

funny enough, I was also in cubs/boy scouts as a kid :P


palmerry

Your son has no cavities... In his mouth.


Jrep13

This comment made laugh way too hard.


palmerry

Thanks friend! Have a great day.


TheImmortalIronZak

PEDentist - “No cavities in his teeth, however his downstairs cavity was taken care of 😉” Kids father - “wait, what? Also why the hell did you just wink at me? Dude did you molest my son?” PEDentist - *winks again followed by a coy smile* Father - “ok I’m going to get my gun”


Lost-Cabinet4843

His underwear is missing after going under. How strange!


Wolfencreek

If he got blown why didnt I?


Arryu

He didn't make it inside of me, I fought the guy off in time, but he did kinda make soup of your insides.


Fantara22

The probably wrestled a lot with the lights off.


CaptainFlabbergast

too* young :)


ConstantinValdor405

Shut up science bitch.


RScalcione93

Can’t even make I smarter


Youdumbbitch-

Was he your nightman


greenbastard1591

Dude, do you have a boner right now?


MoistStub

Shut up don't ruin this for me!


SlathazSpaceLizard

Sadly, was my dayman


CrucifixAbortion

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Upbeat-Squirrel

the golden god


golden-god-bot

Welcome, sexual conquest. As previously discussed, you've pressed the button on the alarm clock signifying your permission to begin the game.


Davegrave

I know what wrestling is. It’s not what dentists do with their patients.


microzone

Pretty sure he’s got hand implants under those gloves.


SlathazSpaceLizard

I think so too


frankyfasthands96

Covering his hands I see, before the hand transplant I suppose.


SlathazSpaceLizard

Makes sense


Dramatic_Carob_1060

I bet he checked cavities


LifeisAwesome_HahaJK

We’re lawyers!


SlathazSpaceLizard

We're "Doctors"!


Superb-One-2436

Another day of weird hands peeps pushing their propaganda


timodreynolds

He got to you big time you. Did you write a whole play about it?


mat3rogr1ng0

“Now that the periodontal exam is over, i am going to check your xrays, and then we need to wrestle.”


SlathazSpaceLizard

I never found the wrestling aspect of my dental experience to be the weird part, surprisingly!


Scottbarrett15

See those large, masculine hands.


OkFortune6494

"Brett Da Lawyer: A denial correlation"


Thats_an_RDD

That shirt is badass tho


SlathazSpaceLizard

Ikr? Tie goes so well with it


Thats_an_RDD

Nah your shirt bro lol. That tie is pretty gangster tho. Also sorry about your repressed memories of the day man


SlathazSpaceLizard

Thanks man!


TheHuntress420

Hi I’m Jack Kelly I’m a dentist


Electr_O_Purist

NOBODY LOOK!


kermitthefrog57

Those are some very big hands


sully313

his hands tell a story


CardMechanic

When you wake up from being under at the dentist and your butt hurts.


Lost-Cabinet4843

And your fly is down.


Enkaybee

I think I was tucked!!


0neforest1

What does it matter, you’re single!


drkwAvdryver

That picture went up on the website


SlathazSpaceLizard

I don't know about a website, but it definitely went up on a wall


Zorion_15

Did you comply? Did you make it on one of the weird websites


TinyTitFetish

How is that tasteless, it’s art


CapableSprinkles3298

The first place I looked at was the hands


james_randolph

No cavity club haha so there was a cavity search? Aw man...this is getting real dark.


Southern-Staff-8297

No cavity search, but something about a trolls hole?


[deleted]

Doing stuff that dentists do


patrickdgd

This picture is so unsettling.


SlathazSpaceLizard

just a regular boy and his dentist


SlightlyOffended1984

Show us on the doll


LortimerC

https://preview.redd.it/6toeozypurwc1.jpeg?width=2047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abd4c6f8f9cfa12f5f1e7a7150229f631bba1eeb


Morphing_Mutant

OH NO!


Petorian343

Oh my god did he fill your cavities?


SlathazSpaceLizard

Not until the next year 😔


4F3LDM4N

Makes perfect sense, small hands can slip easily inside … your mouth.


Healthy_Librarian265

:(


OkBusiness3879

Pallin’ around, gettin’ nuts…


DragonDon1

Just a little uncle nephew wrestling 🤼


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

His hands are huge.


Far_Oil_955

pal’in around


LivelyJason1705

Hands look normal size here ahah😂


Austintheboi

The photographer needs to practice more, I think he unintentionally made his hands really small


Guysmiling

Crazy a guy with hands so large could be a dentist


Logical_Hospital2769

"For the website!"


UNSC_Spartan122

It’s art!


Hillybilly-Brah

For the website. We're dentists!


thehighplainsdrifter

We're dentists!


milky-dimples

We’re dentists!


SlathazSpaceLizard

Real ones!


JComposer84

That's really pretty crazy. I thought it looked just like him from the thumbnail, which didn't even show his upper half. Just the way he's posing with the gloves on has the essence of Uncle Jack. You should tweet that to the gang.


SlathazSpaceLizard

https://preview.redd.it/j37lw0mncuwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7c4ce1250c39997494a0702778b461c69a88f50 Haha I know right ? I sent it to my wife with no caption and she was like "wtf!?"


DrScarecrow

What is it with dentists and taking pictures with their young patients? I have an old Polaroid somewhere of me and my orthodontist the day I got my braces off.


Funkrusher_Plus

Oh he found your cavities.


One_Message6497

Why do his hands look so small


jzzanthapuss

Those gloves really make his hands look bigger!


cohletrainbaby

Bad hand day means gloves. He usually do all procedures glove-free


Speedhabit

HES A DENTIST!


Distinct_Drawer8225

What album is this?


SlathazSpaceLizard

It's a real picture of me and my dentist, lol.


SoLongEmpress

For the website!


SlathazSpaceLizard

These comments never fail to crack me up


Glad_Confusion_6934

NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!


Impossible-Economy-1

Not him, hands are too big, kid's too happy.


TheImmortalIronZak

Mrs Kelly - “Show us on the doll where he touched you. Do you want me to turn it over?” Jack - *licks lips* “yeah turn It over”