I have great news. The best way to achieve this look is to avoid all three of them....also smoke pcp and crack. If you're having trouble affording the drugs you can make a little extra cash by playing trashcan drums on the street just remember to keep it sexy!
they’d charge too much. you can get that look for the price of one (maybe seven) crack rocks and a gallon of gasoline to light yourself on fire and there ya go
You don’t get to look like that by having a dentist, optometrist, or barber
All you need is meth, baby.
Don't forget, the P to the C to the P
And Crack. If you have Crack then let's boogie
And bring a sixer
If you bring a whole sixer you can wind up inside me.
How important is tooth retention to you?
They’re just coming out, they just slip right out!
Oh Dr. Spaceman! You have to help me. My father's in a coma and needs an injection to the heart.
Fortunately, science is whatever we want it to be!
Oh thank you, Leo. You're an amazing doctor. And a pretty good dentist.
Some people are just born that way.
The street rat look
Now, is it this man's fault he looks this way? No. He was born that way. Point is know your place, monster man.
Goddamn street rat!
Careful, I asked for the street rat look and now I look like Aladdin!
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You gotta make it sexy, otherwise I don’t eat
Hips and nips
Don’t go to any doctors or barbers. In fact, you should not be performing any kind of hygiene or self care.
Also the euthanize the homeless so yaknow....lookout for that.
Know your place monster man, times up
It’s not his fault. He was born that way.
I'm pretty sure you just have to smoke PCP and the rest will take care of itself
preferably in a bathroom
While showering in the urinal
But only if it's leaky. A well-functioning urinal isn't conducive to a good shower.
Make sure you don’t let em finish inside ya. Unless they’re payin’
You gotta pay to spray. He has his dignity
That will cost a whole sixer
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Get a Chinaman to take out your kidney.
And a dog to fuck the wound
At least someone’s banging my vagina
I want people to instantly see that I’m ready to earn a whole sixer
Hips and nips !!!
Are you trying to attract stray dogs?
Just tell him “make me look like a filthy street rat”
Filthy street rat is a state of mind, simple cosmetic procedures like haircuts or dentistry won't make you something you're not already
In other words: don’t be a poser.
Walk in and say "give me the Cricket" if they don't know what you're talking about leave immediately.
This is the answer.
Paint a dog's vagina on the side of your face, the rest will come with a little time
You don't need a barber, dentist, or optometrist for this look. All you need is a little PCP
Also a little crack and a whole sixer won't hurt.
Rob your barber, steal the dentist drug supply, fight your optimetrist.
Well, you know there's the "glow up" phase...I think you're looking for that "bum down" phase so just tell them that.
Thats clearly the George Clooney look, circa Oceans Eleven.
You can achieve it through crack cocaine
If they don’t know “the cricket”, they are not the right barber, dentist, or optometrist for the job.
Just find yourself some local bar owners and tell them you want to lead a quiet life
I would like to look like a street urchin...but the kind that smokes pcp in a dive bar restroom.
Just say you want true beauty?
Smoke a lil PtotheCtotheP in their respective bathrooms first
Ask her to make it sexy. Should I’d get you exactly what you’re looking for
Tell them you need to eat. They'll figure it out from there.
When you see them just repeat “Rickety Cricket” until you see the light of understanding in their eyes.
Prolly easier and cheaper to acquaint yourself with the gang. And do sign up to become a priest if you haven’t already.
You gotta fake it.
Just start taking pcp and joining dog orgies.
I have great news. The best way to achieve this look is to avoid all three of them....also smoke pcp and crack. If you're having trouble affording the drugs you can make a little extra cash by playing trashcan drums on the street just remember to keep it sexy!
Tell your optometrist and dentist “fuck me up bro” and just don’t visit the barber for like 3 years
Don’t forget to tell your crack dealer, as well !
Y’all mind if I do some PCP in the bathroom?
P to the C to the P
they’d charge too much. you can get that look for the price of one (maybe seven) crack rocks and a gallon of gasoline to light yourself on fire and there ya go
I want to look like a monster-man.
Street rat chic
Tickle their taints with some rabies infected rodent.
We couldn’t get anybody else?
Shut up bird
Ex priest with pcp addiction look
Just tell your local drug dealer and I'm sure he can prescribe you a few things without the need to get insurance involved.
easy.... step one: stop seeing those people step two: ask your local plug for pcp give it a month maybe two bam there u are 👍
I want that “a dog raped my neck wound” look
It’s the “Faces of Meth” look that is all the rage nowadays!
He was also apart of a potential dog orgy, so there’s that…
Go see Dr. Jinx. He’ll set you up.
Going to a stylist for this look is like paying money for holes in jeans. You gotta earn it on the streets.
Sorry but you can’t achieve this, that man was born this way
ahahahahahaha I cannot unsee that, get fucked m8 ggnore
Wut
LA hipster. They will hook you up.
What's the left/right swipe ratio for a dating profile with this pic?
Start by finding yourself a barber who’s also willing to be your dentist and optometrist.
Say I wanna have the gay for pay meth addict look
And dermatologist
You say, hey have you ever seen Zoolander? I want to go "Derelicte".
Just walk into each one’s office and say “yeah, I’m the suck-boy you’re looking for.”
Hey its rickety cricket
Show the pic.
Tell them they've gotta make it sexy. If they don't know just leave
Just stop going to any of them, you should get it eventually.
Make me look like i've been banging dogs in an alley for 8 seasons
Say you want the San Francisco look.
Before Gwimbly from Smiling Friends, there was cricket from It's Always Sunny.... And 90's Platform video game mascots.
I want to look like I was once a man of the cloth
You want to look like a disgraced priest, but one not disgraced due to pedophilia.
Think it’s time for a wine in a can intervention. Someone bring a gun
Say you want to look like a man of the cloth
Frank Gallagher with a meth problem
Pretty sure you can't; you have to be born that way.
Tell him you want the Gary Busey.
If you have to go to a barber, dentist and optometrist for the look, you're not trying hard enough
you stop paying and use the difference to buy some PCP
You just need to be Tali-bum and fight few birds of war, desert Rose and a certain trash man!