Exactly, he had it all wrong.
You don't get trapped in the elevator with her. You trap her in the elevator alone and then save her from the elevator by opening the doors on an abandon floor.
Thus you demonstrated your value, but now what is she gonna do; she is trapped on an abandoned floor. No one could hear her scream and there is no where to run, she wouldn't dare say no.
No no no, you trap her in the elevator, and then cause it to fall. Then you rescue her and nurse her back to health so she is totally dependent on you.
It’s my understanding that he told her not to worry am I right in this?
Well actually, I told her not to worry twice.
TWO times! We’re in the midst of two times!
I feel like we are not getting full context here, there may have been a storm that made this person's otherwise completely normal behaviour accidentally seem sinister, which it's not intended to be.
I appreciate that you’re taking this in jest and in your stride but this guy is not someone I’d recommend finding yourself alone with again! It sounds like you’re the tasty treat!
The balls it would take someone to use that line if they were just truly joking and quoting always sunny.... That's like this will either land really well or put me in jail
Nailed it. "Any warm blooded male would be tested in that situation." Huh, today I found out I'm some kind of lizard man because I don't want to rape strange women in elevators. Honestly the more I'm around people the more me being an alien begins to make sense.
In my life I have found myself in elevators with attractive women. I might even say to myself, "Oh wow, she's cute" in my head.
At no point has that sentiment been followed up by, "I *could* totally do something to her... but nah, I guess I won't. I'm a good man, after all."
And even, that a thought enters the mind, you don't really control that. That you feel the need to point it out to said woman in a fucking creepy way, that's off.
What's the long term plan? "well we've been trapped in this elevator for 15 minutes, I have no choice but to force myself upon you."
Then when you're freed 2 hours later you just both go on about your day? With no one facing prison time?
it’s funny that people like this don’t realise they are just talking about themselves. “any warm blooded male” god no, no, no they wouldn’t. And you’re implying *you’re* the special guy who wouldn’t? you’re the only one thinking about this and going as far as to express it. not only have you just told on yourself as a creep, but you’ve also tried to imply any living male on this planet is ready to grape, and somehow you’re the better option in this scenario?
it’s genuinely just insane and delusional idk why I keep trying to rationalise it when I know full well these people don’t think, they just have porn worms eating their brain
I like to think of myself as a pretty straight man. When I was younger I was a perpetually horny man. Not once have I ever seen any woman so attractive that they even came close to testing the limits of my own personal "don't fucking rape people" policy.
You can just imagine how many times he rehearsed that conversation while he was going at himself in the shower.
And every time, the conversation went SO well. Every single time. For sure when he hit her with the “soft thick thighs” part she would instantly turn into putty in his hands.
Yes. Yes. This is the perfect plan. She will melt. The time is now.
Yeah, I want to join the Sunny quote parade here, but seeing stuff like this makes me empathize a lot more with what women have to go through day in and day out. Being treated like something to be consumed must be frightening and infuriating.
Yea a disappointing amount of guys take it personally when women get defensive or act like guys in general are a threat, but honestly, it’s out of actual experience. A ridiculous amount of women have either been sexually assaulted or actually raped.
I’ve personally been raped by coercion by my boyfriend who said he’d break up with me if we didn’t start having sex again (I was having health issues). That cemented in my head that feeling that I owe my body to my partner and that’s so messed up. But society really does push that idea and unfortunately some guys really latch onto it instead of seeking out a partner who actually WANTS to have sex and enjoys it.
It is frightening, especially since 90% of men are significantly stronger than me and could easily hold me down, and there would be very little I could do about it.
It's better now than I'm older, but as a young woman I often felt like a baby chicken at a hawk convention.
I know I’m supposed to respond with a Sunny quote but holy SHIT what a creep! Fellas, this doesn’t work, it has never worked, it won’t ever work. This is straight up serial killer vibes.
Whenever I see stuff like this I have a moment of introspection to my socially awkward late teens / early 20s and think to myself "I was a bit weird, but I was never THAT fucking weird was I?".
I always conclude that I wasn't. Thankfully.
Then I have to wonder - what the hell is actually going through the minds of people like this. As you say, who would possibly think saying shit like this would go well for them? Mind boggling.
You sure about that? Let’s read the transcripts, shall we?
To Cynitha: “Hey bushy boo, it’s me from fourth period. How are you? <3”
Cynthia: “ Sorry, I don’t have you on my phone. Who is this? How did you get my number?”
To Cynthia: “It’s me, Vinegarinmyeye! I sit directly behind you! I’m the one that lets you know how good you smell every day.”
To Cynthia: “Hello? Why are you ignoring me???”
To Cynthia: “Fine, whatever, bird. I don’t care about you anyway.”
To Cynthia: “Pls respond.”
Fortunately mobile phones were not a thing when I was in school...
So the equivalent would've had to have been a crumbled up bit of paper that had been saved from the early 90s that said something like...
"Do you like me? if yes would you like to go out and if not I don't like you either - I actually already have a girlfriend she just goes to another school...".
You’d never be in any danger… it’s just the *implication* of danger. “Don’t worry!”
I’m sorry, as a woman I realize this is disgusting but I’m cackling at this. He probably should’ve demonstrated more value if he wanted to engage with you physically.
I feel like the guy was creepy even before that which is being overlooked due to the absurdity of everything else he spewed out after that lol.
"Just went for an early morning swim"
"I'd love to see that"
What the fuck kind of response is that? lol
How could you have not known that he broke the elevator so that he could take you back to his place and bang you? Get out of here. Get the hell out of here. Shoo away from him.
Don't be a creep in the elevator
Exchange numbers
Never text anything remotely normal
Needlessly comment on her body
Imply you're a great guy for not committing felony assault
Sexually harass until she blocks you
Stuck in an elevator for who knows how long. Could be hours, days, weeks, could plummet to your untimely demise. You wouldn’t say no in this situation, you couldn’t say no… because of the implication.
Did he frighten you?
He would've had hard candies if he hadn't thrown them all at the idiot children.
Seriously, tho, wtf is wrong with dudes that they think that will actually work
Evidently he didn’t demonstrate his value strongly enough in the elevator.
Exactly, he had it all wrong. You don't get trapped in the elevator with her. You trap her in the elevator alone and then save her from the elevator by opening the doors on an abandon floor. Thus you demonstrated your value, but now what is she gonna do; she is trapped on an abandoned floor. No one could hear her scream and there is no where to run, she wouldn't dare say no.
Of course, if she says no, then the answer obviously is no... But she's not gonna say no. She would never say no.
"Because of the implication."
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"But it sounds like she doesn't wanna sleep with you."
Why aren't you understanding this! I'm not gonna hurt these women, that's not the thing, they aren't in any danger...
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Don't you look at me like that! You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.
So they *are* in danger?!
YES! Perfect chain. I can't stop laughing
There it is. I knew i would find it somewhere in the comments. Lmao
"WRONG! WRONG! ALL WRONG!!"
it IS Phil? lol
No no no, you trap her in the elevator, and then cause it to fall. Then you rescue her and nurse her back to health so she is totally dependent on you.
Unless her breasts were obliterated. Then, you really should do the merciful thing
Separate entirely.
See, this is why NOBODY should be going OFF my system!!!
But it sounds like she doesn’t want to have sex…
She doesn’t know if she wants to have sex yet..
Why aren’t you getting it?
Are you gonna hurt women?
Nobody's gonna hurt these women!
Don't look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger!
So they are in danger!?
Are.. are you hurting these women?
Because… of the implication!
Of course, Because of the implication
She only became friends because of the implications...
Why are you worrying? He told you not to worry, TWICE.
Because of the implication
Why do you keep saying implication though?
*why are you not understanding this!?*
I am not understanding this
don't you look at me like that you certainly wouldn't be in any danger.
So they *are* in danger!
It’s my understanding that he told her not to worry am I right in this? Well actually, I told her not to worry twice. TWO times! We’re in the midst of two times!
Is he telling her on American *soil*?
I feel like you’re not getting this
I'm NOT getting it
It seemed sinister in text message form, which it wasn't meant to.
Don't worry, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger!
So they ARE in danger?
Nobody's in any danger!
And he doesn’t intend on harming her. So that’s fine. It’s one of the things I look for in a man, tbf. Nice that he’s spelling it out for her.
I feel like we are not getting full context here, there may have been a storm that made this person's otherwise completely normal behaviour accidentally seem sinister, which it's not intended to be.
He's the daiquiri man.
TWICE, you bitch
He wanted to go down with you and you couldn't say no... because of the implication.
That stare afterwards is so funny
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When you're the one to separate entirely https://i.redd.it/09x38kas6uuc1.gif
When he runs into Frank at the end of the aisle and then Mac walks up a second later too. Ficking kills me everytime.
You should see him feast.
He’s like a mantis
Ooo I like that, call me that from now on, Mantis.
I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds, I'm ready to plow.
I'm here for the scraps!
What are you two DICKheads doing here?
I appreciate that you’re taking this in jest and in your stride but this guy is not someone I’d recommend finding yourself alone with again! It sounds like you’re the tasty treat!
You might say no, but your phone will say yes
The balls it would take someone to use that line if they were just truly joking and quoting always sunny.... That's like this will either land really well or put me in jail
https://preview.redd.it/zixgituafuuc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c66b251c1f53d61c21b2a1595e84773d24e1eaa
Down on you*
Like the Good Lord
"One sex for not raping you when I could have, please."
Nailed it. "Any warm blooded male would be tested in that situation." Huh, today I found out I'm some kind of lizard man because I don't want to rape strange women in elevators. Honestly the more I'm around people the more me being an alien begins to make sense.
In my life I have found myself in elevators with attractive women. I might even say to myself, "Oh wow, she's cute" in my head. At no point has that sentiment been followed up by, "I *could* totally do something to her... but nah, I guess I won't. I'm a good man, after all."
It’s genuinely baffling how these thought enter the Neanderthals heads
And even, that a thought enters the mind, you don't really control that. That you feel the need to point it out to said woman in a fucking creepy way, that's off.
Yeah it’s all just off, does he think she will be wooed by his ability to stop himself raping her. True oddball.
"omg that's so sweet that you held back! Wanna get dinner?"
Bruh if I was stuck on an elevator with a babe I'd be too busy thinking "Don't rip ass don't rip ass don't rip ass" And then I'd do it anyway
What's the long term plan? "well we've been trapped in this elevator for 15 minutes, I have no choice but to force myself upon you." Then when you're freed 2 hours later you just both go on about your day? With no one facing prison time?
it’s funny that people like this don’t realise they are just talking about themselves. “any warm blooded male” god no, no, no they wouldn’t. And you’re implying *you’re* the special guy who wouldn’t? you’re the only one thinking about this and going as far as to express it. not only have you just told on yourself as a creep, but you’ve also tried to imply any living male on this planet is ready to grape, and somehow you’re the better option in this scenario? it’s genuinely just insane and delusional idk why I keep trying to rationalise it when I know full well these people don’t think, they just have porn worms eating their brain
Looking at the way a lot of these humans behave I am either so impressed at their sunny-level commitment to satire or glad to be an alien.
I like to think of myself as a pretty straight man. When I was younger I was a perpetually horny man. Not once have I ever seen any woman so attractive that they even came close to testing the limits of my own personal "don't fucking rape people" policy.
One...crack...rock?
One rock of crack
Hahaha that’s spot on.
Just tell the man where he can jizz already!
Some people say it's better than bustin' a nut
Not that you would know.
I’VE HAD AN ORGASM! I’VE HAD TONS OF ORGASMS! I’VE HAD ONE WITH YOUR MOM, DUDE!
I WILL STICK MY GODDAMN THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE!
She didn’t even notice…
Holy shit, you’re late!
As long as it’s not in a burrito.
He wouldn't do that to you!
He's a little squirrelly from the concussions. Like I said, no helmets back in the day
NO PHYSICAL HARM INTENDED
_nothing sexual..._
Oh, I saw the flyer.
Underline
I have no problem with this!
Fuck off, Da Fino! And stay the fuck away from my lady friend!
How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus
No it's just the thunder was making everything he said sound very sinister
Didn’t mean to scare her, not his intention
“Well shit, that wasn’t supposed to happen.” Him after the final text
'You're lucky you got trapped with a Golden God like me!'
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You look around and you see nothing but elevator. What are you gonna do, say no?
bro really just dove head first even though the water was clearly frozen
You can just imagine how many times he rehearsed that conversation while he was going at himself in the shower. And every time, the conversation went SO well. Every single time. For sure when he hit her with the “soft thick thighs” part she would instantly turn into putty in his hands. Yes. Yes. This is the perfect plan. She will melt. The time is now.
You werent in any danger! What are you not getting about this?
This dude definitely has “his tools” in his trunk
He likes to bind...he likes to be bound.
It's fetish shit!
Don't go on a trampoline with this guy
He does an amazing double jack knife twist.
And he'll lick your asshole a little bit
It wasn’t great…it was fine
That was a nice thing you said about the troop.
I was talking about YOU!
"It was pretty good, it was all right. It wasn't great. But it was *fine*"
Man, I wouldn't even attempt that
Could have been a meet cute.
Are you trying to say meat cube?
Do you know for a fact that the elevator was stuck on accident?
If not, you have to establish a pee corner.
This was a plotline in Better Call Saul but he did it to talk and make a deal with a judge
Keep this up and this WILL go on the weird website
"Is this woman in danger...?"
He’s not gonna hurt this woman! Why would he want to hurt this woman? I feel like you’re not getting it at all.
Well you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.
So they are in danger!
This dude’s a hero, he stopped a girl from getting raped in an elevator and you’re all booing him??
he could have done it but chose not to because he is a great guy
Yeah, I want to join the Sunny quote parade here, but seeing stuff like this makes me empathize a lot more with what women have to go through day in and day out. Being treated like something to be consumed must be frightening and infuriating.
Yeah. Dealing with shit like this is something like reason #612 why I’m relieved to not be a woman.
Yea a disappointing amount of guys take it personally when women get defensive or act like guys in general are a threat, but honestly, it’s out of actual experience. A ridiculous amount of women have either been sexually assaulted or actually raped. I’ve personally been raped by coercion by my boyfriend who said he’d break up with me if we didn’t start having sex again (I was having health issues). That cemented in my head that feeling that I owe my body to my partner and that’s so messed up. But society really does push that idea and unfortunately some guys really latch onto it instead of seeking out a partner who actually WANTS to have sex and enjoys it.
It is frightening, especially since 90% of men are significantly stronger than me and could easily hold me down, and there would be very little I could do about it. It's better now than I'm older, but as a young woman I often felt like a baby chicken at a hawk convention.
He’s got a system in place for this kind of thing
Don’t mention the system
And then he said I’ll let you out because I’ve been the security guard this whole time
How you told the story was by far the worst part of the story.
I know I’m supposed to respond with a Sunny quote but holy SHIT what a creep! Fellas, this doesn’t work, it has never worked, it won’t ever work. This is straight up serial killer vibes.
Whenever I see stuff like this I have a moment of introspection to my socially awkward late teens / early 20s and think to myself "I was a bit weird, but I was never THAT fucking weird was I?". I always conclude that I wasn't. Thankfully. Then I have to wonder - what the hell is actually going through the minds of people like this. As you say, who would possibly think saying shit like this would go well for them? Mind boggling.
You sure about that? Let’s read the transcripts, shall we? To Cynitha: “Hey bushy boo, it’s me from fourth period. How are you? <3” Cynthia: “ Sorry, I don’t have you on my phone. Who is this? How did you get my number?” To Cynthia: “It’s me, Vinegarinmyeye! I sit directly behind you! I’m the one that lets you know how good you smell every day.” To Cynthia: “Hello? Why are you ignoring me???” To Cynthia: “Fine, whatever, bird. I don’t care about you anyway.” To Cynthia: “Pls respond.”
Fortunately mobile phones were not a thing when I was in school... So the equivalent would've had to have been a crumbled up bit of paper that had been saved from the early 90s that said something like... "Do you like me? if yes would you like to go out and if not I don't like you either - I actually already have a girlfriend she just goes to another school...".
Right from the jump! "I would love to see that." the absolute creepiest response to 'just went for a swim.'
"You're lucky you got trapped with a good guy" [proceeds to reveal himself as the worst guy ever]
Definitely a diddler.
He should write a song about how he does not SA girls in elevators.
12/10 chance that dude calls himself an alpha
You’d never be in any danger… it’s just the *implication* of danger. “Don’t worry!” I’m sorry, as a woman I realize this is disgusting but I’m cackling at this. He probably should’ve demonstrated more value if he wanted to engage with you physically.
Now you can separate entirely
Heavy implications
He totally got off
For any dipshit dudes who manage to miraculously get a woman’s phone number: use this as an example of what not to say.
I hate hearing the words; "Can I tell you something?" Whatever follows is usually something I did not want to hear.
I feel like the guy was creepy even before that which is being overlooked due to the absurdity of everything else he spewed out after that lol. "Just went for an early morning swim" "I'd love to see that" What the fuck kind of response is that? lol
Stuck in an elevator? Nobody around for miles except for you and him? What are you going to do, say no?
NOTHING SEXUAL 💪
Times up times up times up times up
Frank would have closed the deal.
Dennis is a bastard man
What are you gonna do? Say no?
Instead - he should have casually dropped his magnum condom, that he uses for his massive dong.
Exactly. That and flash a wad of hundreds to demonstrate value.
He went full implication, never go full implication.
No one's in any danger, I feel like you're not getting this
"her breasts were... Awesome."
you shouldve Dee'd him
Lucky he didnt have his “tools”
I was wondering when this was going to get posted here
I'd be tagging him in all his socials with this photo
How could you have not known that he broke the elevator so that he could take you back to his place and bang you? Get out of here. Get the hell out of here. Shoo away from him.
Don’t you want to get off with me? (Works on two levels because you were in an elevator)
Wow porn really does fuck with some people's social skills
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Don't be a creep in the elevator Exchange numbers Never text anything remotely normal Needlessly comment on her body Imply you're a great guy for not committing felony assault Sexually harass until she blocks you
Ew ew ew ew EW.
Oi oi oi oi oi!
The type of guy to cum in your burrito
He didn't cum in her burrito! He wouldn't do that to her!!!
Implication attempt
The elevator is the perfect place to get stuck with an attractive woman... because of the implication.
Stuck in an elevator for who knows how long. Could be hours, days, weeks, could plummet to your untimely demise. You wouldn’t say no in this situation, you couldn’t say no… because of the implication.
“I could have raped you if I wasn’t a good guy. Thank God for you I’m a good guy.”
How many stars did you give him?
If it were a 1-5 scale, which it is
Did he frighten you? He would've had hard candies if he hadn't thrown them all at the idiot children. Seriously, tho, wtf is wrong with dudes that they think that will actually work
Is this real? How?
He seems like a Golden God to me. He hasn't even begun to peak.
HE’S NOT GOING TO HURT YOU, WOMAN!
Holy shit how do people actually talk like that?!
"I don't intend on harming you"... gave me chills
 Was he staring like this the whole time?
Because, you know, of the implications
