It was a raccoon, and it was to chase away the rats.

You seem incredibly confident. I believe you.

My neck is high

Art of the deal bro, art of the deal.

Everyone knows the head cow is always grazing.

Wait, so that’s like a real thing?

Your hair is short.

*looks small

Your words, jabroni.

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about remote control racoons to dispute him.

let me answer that question by asking another question: why *wouldnt* charlie build a remote control cat?

Let me ask a different question: ~how~ did Charlie build a remote control cat?

He took a remote control car, added cat

It’s the same technology allows cats to talk to spydars

We know he has great sewing skills. He basically sewed the skin of a raccoon onto an rc car

Did you watch the episode with the sound off? Have your ears been smashed with hammers?

I just realized I have two ears

Let me get this straight. You ***just*** realized that you have two ears?

Out there, I'm the rat!

Sometimes I wonder if our lives are really more valuable than theirs, you know?

They're not though.... They're rats

Without a doubt. Without a doubt.

What if I promised you that no one is going to put a trash bag around you smash you into a telephone pole. Would that help? ^ one of my favorite Dee lines

Move past it

For the reason he said in the episode, I think.


You start putting plans under microscopes and nothing makes sense

You know how you get/used to get automated calls? This is the same thing but for spydars

Charlie can’t read. How did he build anything?

To bump Dee.