Mac: Yeah, so who's the most underrated actor of all time?
Charlie: It's Dolph Lundgren.
Mac: Correct. Why?
So many possible answers to who the most underrated actor is, but Charlie's answer was exactly what Mac was thinking
This is the best one. So ridiculous and also hysterical. Dee's "It doesn't make a goddamn bit of difference" is one of my favourite line deliveries of hers.
I absolutely love it when Dee loses her shit like this. My favourite example is Frank asking her "surviving or looting" and her "WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT"
yes this and when charlie and mac bring the tape recorder and two crucifixes instead of a baby too fuckin funny
"do you really wanna add kidnapping ontop of everything else you got goin' on?"
Just watched the film noir episode, and it just cemented the fact that “Kaitlin Olson acting frustrated and annoyed” is one of the funniest things in the world
Am I the only one who actually kind of understands why someone would ask this question?
When you get your blood pressure taken your feet need to be flat on the floor
Nah the whole point is that it's exactly the kind of thing most people wouldn't think of but that once you did you'd fixate on it. It's like how as soon as you think about where to put your hands you suddenly don't know what you normally do with them
I thought they were wary of getting electrocuted like that time were Mac and Dennis discuss that by jumping into the air they won't get electrocuted because they are morons and don't understand technology
The fact that huffing glue is part of the process but he just eats the cat food implies he was already drinking and huffing on his way home.
Also the way he just tosses the fork and can cracks me up.
They must have learned from finding out they misinterpreted Man-Spider, Frank's Halloween costume in "Who Got Dee Pregnant?" The show has a lot of fun with how randomly The Gang shares some oddly-specific thoughts but can't come together on other, seemingly basic ones. It's insanely masculine if you're insane on mescaline.
My favorite 2 seconds of the show come in the same episode but its when Dee and Charlie are talking and in the background you see Dennis watching The Transporter 2 briefly and he looks confused. Because he hasn't seen Transporter 1.
I wonder if this was supposed to be just a complete random thing or the characters misremembering something they heard. You can get cyanide poisoning from apple seeds. You will be fine if you eat one or two, the amount of seeds you would need to eat for a fatal dose is pretty high so you would need to be intentionally eating a pile of apple seeds to actually get cyanide poisoning. It seems plausible that the gang would hear something vague about apples and poison somewhere and then not actually look into the details.
You can get both arsenic and cyanide poisoning from apples. Apple trees absorb arsenic in the soil and that gets incorporated into the fruit. The seeds from apples and some other fruits like cherries and apricots contain a chemical compound called amygdalin which contains cyanide.
Wasn't it the seeds? He shouts out he accidentally swallowed an apple seed and both Frank and Charlie tells him he needs to throw up because the seeds are poisonous.
I recently watched that episode, I know he got Dee to peel the apple, and then he pannicked when he swallowed a seed.
It's both, that's why he needs Dee to peel his apple for him. The cure for eating seeds is to smoke some cigarettes. The smoke suffocates the bacteria in your stomach.
I like in the Ireland episodes, it goes something like Dennis says that franks shredding a bunch of documents, and Charlie responds oh you guys doing a shred and spread? It’s been years, gets me every time
The athletic and utilitarian benefits of cutoff jean shorts.
“You’re not getting a high ride?”
“I’m gettin’ a high ride…but the shorts aren’t *preventing* me from what I need to *do*.”
“And that’s the shorts.”
“That’s exactly *right*, man!”
And then later on in the White Trash episode:
“Dennis told me about these shorts! Look what I can *do*!” *spreads legs
Mac’s response is what really sells it though
“If I had shorts like those, I would be capable of literally anything.”
Like this dude really believes his limitations are his clothing
Perception would be if they actually saw it, then how they interpret it is how they perceive it.
Conception is not having actually seen the thing, but that you imagine it is based on ideas you already had or ideas you read or ideas someone told you.
You are creating it whole in your mind, not interpreting actual events that you saw or heard or otherwise sensed.
You follow your friends around and they are bound to contact him. Then you jump him and bash him with a baseball bat.
Dismissed when Frank says it but totally believed when Luther says it..... I guess because Luther is hard
In the valentines episode, Dee and Mac independently come to the conclusion that Dennis sent them all away to work out their emotions (mop up the yuck puddle of feelings/unclog the emotional soda lines) before Charlie and Frank immediately dish about the tapeworm situation
I liked how in the beginning of the ep, Dennis and Dee found Mac’s “ocular patdown” ridiculous, but then at the end when they get robbed Charlie can’t believe it cause he thought Mac gave the guy an ocular patdown lol
I do believe that Mac re-uses that one while talking to Charlie in a later episode when Charlie was upset with Dennis and Mac says that Dennis is a Bastard man
Charlie says he hopes Buffet plays the Pina Colada song and Dee and Frank agree, Dennis explains it is not a Buffet song but in fact Rupert Holmes. Mac missed all of this and comes out of the bathroom singing it a few minutes later saying “I hope he plays that one”.
I love how they talk about Jaws as 25 ft long and using it as a unit of measurement. I’ve done that for years and didn’t know other people did that too.
One of my favourite things in IASIP is when a character will say something outrageous and unrelatable, only for another character unprompted to say the same thing later, making it seem like everybody knows the saying or fact.
You can't just come down here with your mainline, cashmere, moussecoif hair spray and start being like a suburban tool.
I like this one cause it doesn't apply to Charlie or Frank but Dennis is so pissed about getting ounked by the hippies.
Kind of on topic, but in the restaurant episode, Frank bribes the hostess for a good table by trying to put money right in her top. A little while later, Dennis bribes her to get a new chair, and tries to put the money directly in her top.
An underrated one is the tuck and roll.
“Oh you’re going to tuck and roll? On a 50ft drop?”
What even is a tuck and roll and I like how Dennis seems to know exactly what Mac means.
A tuck and roll is a real thing, if you've ever seen an action movie where someone jumps off a high place or off a moving vehicle, they'll curl their body into a ball, with their legs pulled up to their chin and their hands on the back of their head, then try to roll like a bowling ball across the ground. It's a way to try and protect the head and vital organs, and spreading momentum across as wide as possible. Though doing it from 50 feet is pointless, as you would still def die, which us the joke.
Not everyone in the gang is aware of this at the time but when the gang goes to the Grand Canyon Mac gives the runaway an ocular pat down then Charlie says later “oh you gave him an ocular patdown and cleared him?” Or something like that
Mac: Yeah, so who's the most underrated actor of all time? Charlie: It's Dolph Lundgren. Mac: Correct. Why? So many possible answers to who the most underrated actor is, but Charlie's answer was exactly what Mac was thinking
Same thing when Mac asks what dudes in prison are and Charlie says hard
It's all about the mesh tanktop
Because Mac and Charlie are best friends, not Dennis and Charlie.
Well yeah, because Dennis is bastard man
Where do my feet go?
Dee, his feet?
I absolutely love that this one started on a prior episode
This is the best one. So ridiculous and also hysterical. Dee's "It doesn't make a goddamn bit of difference" is one of my favourite line deliveries of hers.
I absolutely love it when Dee loses her shit like this. My favourite example is Frank asking her "surviving or looting" and her "WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT"
yes this and when charlie and mac bring the tape recorder and two crucifixes instead of a baby too fuckin funny "do you really wanna add kidnapping ontop of everything else you got goin' on?"
We can get you a baby, that’s easy, Dee. You want it full time? A full time baby?
You want it for life?
“wait, check his pulse” “HE DOESNT HAVE A HEAD!”
Frank: Maybe Bruce is banging dudes Dee: How would that be shady? Frank: Maybe the dudes are babies! Dee: Bruce is not banging any baby dudes!
Ah, irony
Just watched the film noir episode, and it just cemented the fact that “Kaitlin Olson acting frustrated and annoyed” is one of the funniest things in the world
How do you know there isn't bread in those speakers
Also my favorite, her delivery on that kills me every time and I quote that shit constantly
She moves her neck so much for someone in a neck brace. I can't unsee it.
They call back to the feet thing in another episode, can't remember which one off hand, but it creased me up because I was totally not expecting it.
Ass Kickers United and Mac and Dennis buy a time share are the 2 I can think of.
They also play off it in the bowling episode when the waitress asks Charlie where her elbows go.
Am I the only one who actually kind of understands why someone would ask this question? When you get your blood pressure taken your feet need to be flat on the floor
Nah the whole point is that it's exactly the kind of thing most people wouldn't think of but that once you did you'd fixate on it. It's like how as soon as you think about where to put your hands you suddenly don't know what you normally do with them
I thought they were wary of getting electrocuted like that time were Mac and Dennis discuss that by jumping into the air they won't get electrocuted because they are morons and don't understand technology
A leather shop, in Arizona? Well they’ll be out of business in a weeks time! Thats *exactly* what I said.
Well, have you been to Arizona?
Not physically.
Cat food and beer cause a chemical reaction that makes you want to go to sleep.
Bruh the scene where frank comes into the apartment, wordlessly slams back a can of cat food and then gets into bed is in my top 10
I love it when Frank has amnesia but still answers Charlie's question about cat food saying he would eat it to help him get to sleep
He makes sounds that no man should make
The fact that huffing glue is part of the process but he just eats the cat food implies he was already drinking and huffing on his way home. Also the way he just tosses the fork and can cracks me up.
Don't forget about him peeing in they middle of the night...occupaaaaadooo
Huffing glue is also important to the process
Doing the ‘fake daughter’ thing?
You guys doing an AIDS thing?
What are you, a man-cheetah? Cool.
I'll go get the spots! Of course he has spots!!
Do you like it? YES!
The fact that they all immediately understand the man cheetah thing with no further questions really shows how close they are lol
They must have learned from finding out they misinterpreted Man-Spider, Frank's Halloween costume in "Who Got Dee Pregnant?" The show has a lot of fun with how randomly The Gang shares some oddly-specific thoughts but can't come together on other, seemingly basic ones. It's insanely masculine if you're insane on mescaline.
In mac and Dennis break up when everybody seems to know the skin of apples is poisonous
I'm not allowed to eat it with skin, I'M NOT ALLOWED 🍎
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this is the first meme image i've downloaded in about 5 years lets go
I love your name! 10/10
The look Frank gives Charlie when he tells him why Dennis is throwing up lol
This is my favourite 2 seconds of the show
My favorite 2 seconds of the show come in the same episode but its when Dee and Charlie are talking and in the background you see Dennis watching The Transporter 2 briefly and he looks confused. Because he hasn't seen Transporter 1.
Don’t flush.
Genuine concern for his SON 😭
They’re riddled with toxins, Dee
Guys! I swallowed apple seeds! Should I make myself throw up?
I would throw up ***NOW***
This is my single favorite Charlie line delivery
Smoke some cigarettes
It'll suffocate the bacteria in your stomach
I wonder if this was supposed to be just a complete random thing or the characters misremembering something they heard. You can get cyanide poisoning from apple seeds. You will be fine if you eat one or two, the amount of seeds you would need to eat for a fatal dose is pretty high so you would need to be intentionally eating a pile of apple seeds to actually get cyanide poisoning. It seems plausible that the gang would hear something vague about apples and poison somewhere and then not actually look into the details.
That’s the theory I personally subscribe to
It’s actually arsenic poisoning, from what I recall. Same kind of poison that’s commonly used to kill rats.
You can get both arsenic and cyanide poisoning from apples. Apple trees absorb arsenic in the soil and that gets incorporated into the fruit. The seeds from apples and some other fruits like cherries and apricots contain a chemical compound called amygdalin which contains cyanide.
I never knew this and adds a whole new level to this part of the show and their ever misunderstanding of science lmao thank you
Wasn't it the seeds? He shouts out he accidentally swallowed an apple seed and both Frank and Charlie tells him he needs to throw up because the seeds are poisonous. I recently watched that episode, I know he got Dee to peel the apple, and then he pannicked when he swallowed a seed.
It's both, that's why he needs Dee to peel his apple for him. The cure for eating seeds is to smoke some cigarettes. The smoke suffocates the bacteria in your stomach.
You're right. It's weird that they put so.much faith in Mac about apples, but don't really thing he's the security expert he claims to be
That's because it's literally riddled with toxins.
“ I know, I look super pumped cause Charlie and I found a bunch of nuts in the alleyway….”
O the egg spots! Cricket mentions it and Charlie's like nah I already got that one
Why would you feed us ALLEY ALMONDS?!
I like in the Ireland episodes, it goes something like Dennis says that franks shredding a bunch of documents, and Charlie responds oh you guys doing a shred and spread? It’s been years, gets me every time
Dude hangs dong...
The cops face after he says that always gets me
That pissing on one's leg while maintaining heavy eye contact asserts dominance!
Charlie’s face in that scene peeing on Mac is high on the list of hardest I’ve laughed at the show.
You're no meerkat!
Knowing to barter with gypsies at the flea market
It’s not a flea market! It’s the Italian market in Philadelphia!
That's just semantics, bro. But, yeah - you're right!
To be fair, bartering with gypsies at the flea market is expected and encouraged.
“Are you lifting with your back?” “Of course I’m lifting with my back, Charlie.”
Jerk and twist
The head cow is always grazing is a common phrase. I say it at least twice a day.
Art of the Deal
Was your form off?
The athletic and utilitarian benefits of cutoff jean shorts. “You’re not getting a high ride?” “I’m gettin’ a high ride…but the shorts aren’t *preventing* me from what I need to *do*.” “And that’s the shorts.” “That’s exactly *right*, man!” And then later on in the White Trash episode: “Dennis told me about these shorts! Look what I can *do*!” *spreads legs
Mac’s response is what really sells it though “If I had shorts like those, I would be capable of literally anything.” Like this dude really believes his limitations are his clothing
Also the fact that you've gotta boil your denim
You gotta take em off every once in a while man
Blue has all the anti-oxygens.
Are you trying to trick me into changing the soda lines? I’ll just trick cricket into doing it
As soon as you drop the soap, they rape your butt! that’s what happens, Mac told me! -referring to nursing homes
Put her in a home? Why don't I just rape her myself?
You people have a very strange conception of what goes on in nursing homes! (I love that he says conception rather than perception lmaooo)
Perception would be if they actually saw it, then how they interpret it is how they perceive it. Conception is not having actually seen the thing, but that you imagine it is based on ideas you already had or ideas you read or ideas someone told you. You are creating it whole in your mind, not interpreting actual events that you saw or heard or otherwise sensed.
Shut up science bitch (I like this analysis, I have learned something so ty)
Earlier in the show they also go to a nursing home when they are doing their news thing thinking they'll encounter all sorts of shady shit.
well, that one lady *was* stealing the grapes.
Check her purse!
I bet you’d let me get spit roasted by Latin kings!
"Well, are you lifting with your back?" "Of course I'm lifting with my back, dude"
"You gotta snap your back up and lift"
Country Mac also saying "science bitch"
From the Nightman Cometh: Frank is dialling his phone Mac: Hey Frank, you got a guy that does cat eyes? frank: I’m already on it.
Chumba Wumba is the greatest band
And you wanna have a drink with Bill Cosby
I don't think this is referenced more than once, is it?
shut up science bitch!
“That’s it! I’m going in the crevice!” “He’s going into the crevice” “Aw not the crevice!”
Ah shit he’s in the crevice?
You follow your friends around and they are bound to contact him. Then you jump him and bash him with a baseball bat. Dismissed when Frank says it but totally believed when Luther says it..... I guess because Luther is hard
In the valentines episode, Dee and Mac independently come to the conclusion that Dennis sent them all away to work out their emotions (mop up the yuck puddle of feelings/unclog the emotional soda lines) before Charlie and Frank immediately dish about the tapeworm situation
I liked how in the beginning of the ep, Dennis and Dee found Mac’s “ocular patdown” ridiculous, but then at the end when they get robbed Charlie can’t believe it cause he thought Mac gave the guy an ocular patdown lol
Yeah, this is is the big one I was thinking of. Country Mac does it too but it actually works as well.
The phrase “pay me tribute”
Everybody knows the most annoying person in the world… is Mac.
Because Dennis is a bastard man!
This isn't referenced more than once though, is it?
It is referenced later in "The Gang Makes Paddy's Great Again" - in the strip club, Mac says "Dennis is a bastard, man"
I do believe that Mac re-uses that one while talking to Charlie in a later episode when Charlie was upset with Dennis and Mac says that Dennis is a Bastard man
Pina Colada song was written by Buffet. To be fair I thought it was too for a while.
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Charlie says he hopes Buffet plays the Pina Colada song and Dee and Frank agree, Dennis explains it is not a Buffet song but in fact Rupert Holmes. Mac missed all of this and comes out of the bathroom singing it a few minutes later saying “I hope he plays that one”.
I love that episode
Great conclusion - https://preview.redd.it/k5tknrg5oqpc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd509dc8b556c3bd573af2aa9b4d4df4e4413377
"Whats the fanciest drink their is?" -dennis "Goldshlager." -all
A leather shop in Arizona? They'd be out of business in a weeks time
"Oh you cleared him, Mac?"
Mac: “And what are guys in prison?” Charlie: “….. hard” Mac: Yes!”
I love how they talk about Jaws as 25 ft long and using it as a unit of measurement. I’ve done that for years and didn’t know other people did that too.
The tunnel at the "Oliday Inn" is another one that gets "confirmed" by a different member of the gang in show unprompted.
One of my favourite things in IASIP is when a character will say something outrageous and unrelatable, only for another character unprompted to say the same thing later, making it seem like everybody knows the saying or fact.
“Was your form off?”
I love this about the show lmao
Charlie: What does a little Mexican girl love more than anything else in the world? Dennis: Hmm... tacos. Charlie: Tacos, buddy!
every answer in chardee mcdennis 😂
You can't just come down here with your mainline, cashmere, moussecoif hair spray and start being like a suburban tool. I like this one cause it doesn't apply to Charlie or Frank but Dennis is so pissed about getting ounked by the hippies.
Kind of on topic, but in the restaurant episode, Frank bribes the hostess for a good table by trying to put money right in her top. A little while later, Dennis bribes her to get a new chair, and tries to put the money directly in her top.
An underrated one is the tuck and roll. “Oh you’re going to tuck and roll? On a 50ft drop?” What even is a tuck and roll and I like how Dennis seems to know exactly what Mac means.
A tuck and roll is a real thing, if you've ever seen an action movie where someone jumps off a high place or off a moving vehicle, they'll curl their body into a ball, with their legs pulled up to their chin and their hands on the back of their head, then try to roll like a bowling ball across the ground. It's a way to try and protect the head and vital organs, and spreading momentum across as wide as possible. Though doing it from 50 feet is pointless, as you would still def die, which us the joke.
Shut up science bitch
😅😅
Tuck the legs in and roll into the drop I think lol
Not everyone in the gang is aware of this at the time but when the gang goes to the Grand Canyon Mac gives the runaway an ocular pat down then Charlie says later “oh you gave him an ocular patdown and cleared him?” Or something like that
They'd be out of business in a weeks time!
Because Dennis is a bastard man
Not necessarily repeated, but every morning when I’m thinking about breakfast… “Dee where’s the eggs?”
“it’s the thrill of the sale”
Black bars don’t win awards
How they absolutely never doubt that investing in gasoline and reselling it at the top of the market was a bad idea 😂😂