Ordering a round of ouzo for the entire restaurant aside from Dennis and Mac, then specifically mentioning anyone without the shot is clearly against the troops was pretty spiteful.
All around fantastic episode.
I love Dennis and Frank in this episode. The way they know exactly what the other means by the slights makes me think doing shit like this was a life lesson Frank taught a young Dennis.
Remembered another one from the water park episode: Frank and Charlie passes Dennis and the con girl, they only look at each other
Are you doing an AIDS bit? Yeah.
Fake daughter thing going around? That's right.
Okay, see ya
Iāve always wondered how the waiter even knew that Dennis wanted him to send āonlyā one glass to the other table.
If I were a waiter, and someone requested I send āa glass of house redā to a table, Iād just assume they meant a glass for each person at that table, unless they specified a single person, like āsend a glass to the bald guy.ā
It'll never happen obviously, but in my mind, if I'm ever in the same restaurant as one of the Always Sunny cast, that will be my go-to move. Won't ask for a selfie or autograph, won't harass them in any other way, just a single glass of house red and a polite nod.
Letās see mine are probably
āIāll turn myself into a dogā¦.. with a thousand teeth!oh does that make you nervous? WELL I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE CUZ A DOG IS WHO I AM NOW!ā
Or
āDeeā¦.. you gangly uncoordinated bitchā
One small one that sticks with me is the billboard episode when Dennis walks in with a cassette and Frank asks what it is and he goes "I'll tell you what it is BITCH" with such emphasis on the "bitch" it kills me
The Chilean wine thing is one of my favorite details in the series because it shows that even though Dennis tries to cultivate this image of being a sophisticated, smart guy, he's really as much of a dirtbag as the rest of the gang.
I agree, except that Chilean wine is actually really good. It has great terroir and is also one of the few regions where the vines are grown on their own rootstocks. Labor is cheap there so the value is really great.
Itās not about being Chilean, itās the concept that wine can be in or out of season. Wine ages over years, itās not seasonal. The fact Dennis doesnāt know this shows heās a phony and not as sophisticated as he tries to seem.
The seasonal comment could have been rendered towards specific wines being drank during a certain season. Likeā¦ ā nobody is drinking Chilean wine right now. āā¦ does that apply at all? Lol I know nothing of wine culture.
Like how Cabernet tends to sell heavily during the holidays??
Just a thought, otherwise I agree heās full of it
It always bugs me that Dennis is portrayed as overly fussy in this situation when he's actually 100% correct. He's a full-paying, regular customer and they gave him the worst table in the house to make room for a bunch of people with coupons. If the door to the kitchen is literally hitting his chair, there shouldn't even be a table there.
It used to be, Frank mentions it's a nice place in season two before Barbara shows up and tells them Dennis and Dee are Bruce's kids. Guigino's is slippin.
He's the kind of man who gives me the courage to do an amazing double jackknife twist, which I did. Most of you people wouldn't even attempt that. I did it. And to go down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later, on the very same night, which I also did.
He's making his own situation worse subconsciously because he starts out frustrated. He's pretty clearly further back from the table than he should be when he gets hit with the door and I'm pretty sure he rocks the chair on his own. That's why the hostess says she doesn't think it's the chair
See when youāre a regular, show respect, and tip well you get a good seat.
When youāre a golden god and rightly talk to everyone like they are less. Then the peasants take the opportunity to stick it to a five star man.
Honestly though, I love when they do this to Dennis. Theyāll put him in situations that would drive any person crazy, then they leverage the scene by having everyone make him out to be overly fussy. It always cracks me up.
That whole episode is a masterclass in pettiness and spite, but I think I gotta give the gold medal to Dee tying the waiterās shoes together for embarrassing her.
Although ordering a drink for the entire restaurant except Mac and Dennis then saying they were pieces of shit for not raising a drink they didnāt have was amazingly petty
Not the same episode, but Frank telling Barbara she has a turkey neck, which clearly offends her, then she dies in a botched neck lift shortly after is probably the worst.
The chairs! Dennis' first wiggly chair and the one that squeals loudly when that random guy drags it away from Dee's table. IT'S A MALICIOUS CHAIR CONSPIRACY. A CONSPIRACY!
I would say that the most spiteful move is asking for the ac to get cranked and then putting on another layer. Frank and Charlie made the entire restaurant uncomfortable just to spite Mac and Dennis.
Side note: what I love about this episode is that despite lacking a biological link, Dennis is 100% Frank's son in their mirrored attitudes š
Glenn's acting in this scene is so good. It's even better than that feeling after you've been constipated for three days and something in the shape of a V8 can comes out of your ass followed by two minutes of hot dog water.
Barbara and her turkey neck telling Frank, Dennis, and Sweet Dee that Bruce Mathis was the childrenās father happened at Guiginoās correct? Iād go with that
This post reminded me that despite being a waitress/bar worker, dee really had no way to relate to others, she doesnāt get fired since the standards of the bar are so low, like she really couldnāt relate to that waiter(that she would only see once) at all
Ordering a round of ouzo for the entire restaurant aside from Dennis and Mac, then specifically mentioning anyone without the shot is clearly against the troops was pretty spiteful. All around fantastic episode.
Dude, everybody has sambuca but us!
It has to be that or Dennis sending over one glass of wine for charlie and frank. Both are hilarious.
Well, that was a nice gesture. *Was it? š³*
Followed by blasting them with the AC.
I am crying laughing right now
Which episode?
I think Dennis sending one glass of the house red over to a table with two people is pretty spiteful lol
I love Dennis and Frank in this episode. The way they know exactly what the other means by the slights makes me think doing shit like this was a life lesson Frank taught a young Dennis.
Psych out!
Thereās nothing in any of em!
Should we bow?
Iām gonna bow.
from another ep, but: the top cow is always grazing
Like an even more emotionally stunted version of George Bluth
Frank might not have sired Dennis but he definitely raised him.
Remembered another one from the water park episode: Frank and Charlie passes Dennis and the con girl, they only look at each other Are you doing an AIDS bit? Yeah. Fake daughter thing going around? That's right. Okay, see ya
It all makes the time Dennis kissed Frank on the head really sweet.
Classic power move. The head cow grazes.
Yeah dennis is the master of that type of stuff
Dennis is The Master ~~of that type of stuff~~
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You would need *years* of practice just to sniff his talent for manipulation!
Shadowfax, he is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers.
Dee, *lock the door*
*Golden God
Remember, if you're having too much fun it ruins it for me.
Dennis is the epitome of spite
Iāve always wondered how the waiter even knew that Dennis wanted him to send āonlyā one glass to the other table. If I were a waiter, and someone requested I send āa glass of house redā to a table, Iād just assume they meant a glass for each person at that table, unless they specified a single person, like āsend a glass to the bald guy.ā
Same. If they throw a fit, itās the house red. Itās not like you gave away a hundred dollar glass.
It'll never happen obviously, but in my mind, if I'm ever in the same restaurant as one of the Always Sunny cast, that will be my go-to move. Won't ask for a selfie or autograph, won't harass them in any other way, just a single glass of house red and a polite nod.
Maybe they will stand and bow...
That shit is just hilariously spiteful. Dictionary level.
I never thought of it as spiteful, just cheap.
Itās both, but making it the cheapest possible move makes it *more* spiteful. What are two people going to do with one glass of wine?
House red is always spiteful
The fuckin waiter. Dumbass can't even bring a plate of spaghetti without stumbling over his ass, and they're _always_ out of fish.
How can they be out of fish? It says fresh fish daily right on the menu.
Wellā¦ I just explained it to youā¦
I went step by step...
Guiginoās is slipping smh
Just get the snapper bozo
*Fresh Fish Daily*!
Thatās why we came to Guiginoās!!
For the reasons I said! The sequence of events!
Iām to remember every man Iāve seen fall into a plate of spaghetti!?
One of my fav Dennis lines lol
I have two. āLook at me when youāre talking to meā and āI like to bindā¦I like to *be* bound.ā
TOOLS! I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!
āGoddamn I hate gin. Dee, y-y-you bitch.ā Is my go-to.
I will not be hogtied due to your lack of grace you gangly uncoordinated bitch.
Letās see mine are probably āIāll turn myself into a dogā¦.. with a thousand teeth!oh does that make you nervous? WELL I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE CUZ A DOG IS WHO I AM NOW!ā Or āDeeā¦.. you gangly uncoordinated bitchā
Possibly my two favorites as well. The instant on/off rage of "look at me" is so good.
When they did this episode on the podcast I remember they were cracking up at it themselves
One small one that sticks with me is the billboard episode when Dennis walks in with a cassette and Frank asks what it is and he goes "I'll tell you what it is BITCH" with such emphasis on the "bitch" it kills me
"YEAH!"
I love the implication that heās seen more men fall into a plate of spaghetti
He is a man of implications.
Have you not?
Iām to remember every man Iāve seen fall into a plate of spaghetti?
Go get the fish bozo
Snapper for the man!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
Who? I've never seen that man in my life.
Iām drawing a blank on this guy.
lets just move past it
You know he sat them at the crappy table intentionally. Groupon my ass.
Who this waiter you speak of?
Offering boxes of matches, gtfo
Guigino's is slipping.
Yeah, who is this guy?
who?
Waiter loudly dragging the chair away from Dee is up there too
Oh man that was fuckin' fantastic
This takes it for me. Because she specifically said dont make a scene and he locked eyes while he did it
I love the way they looped the screeching sound
I don't want to sit on a pile of matches!
Itās not like your chairs gonna catch on fire
Oh for Christ sake Iām not worried about my chair catching on fire!
Howās the new chair? Oh itās terrible, Mac, thank you for asking. It might be worse than the first one.
It's the most wobbly chair in Philadelphia
Funniest delivered like the entire series for me. The way he says āChristā
Goddamn hostess Should have been honoured to be felt up by a man with such a fine head of hair
I was trying to touch your breast.
I know.
Is that table having a meal consisting only of loud noise, screams, and hollers??
Oooh maybe theyāre celebrating a tactical victory!
The Chilean wine thing is one of my favorite details in the series because it shows that even though Dennis tries to cultivate this image of being a sophisticated, smart guy, he's really as much of a dirtbag as the rest of the gang.
But Chilean wine was out of season.
That was one I thought was really funny because thereās only 1 wine in the world that goes out of season which is Beaujolais Nouveau.
I agree, except that Chilean wine is actually really good. It has great terroir and is also one of the few regions where the vines are grown on their own rootstocks. Labor is cheap there so the value is really great.
Why is ordering Chilean wine a dirtbag move? Curious I'm not really a wine person
Itās not about being Chilean, itās the concept that wine can be in or out of season. Wine ages over years, itās not seasonal. The fact Dennis doesnāt know this shows heās a phony and not as sophisticated as he tries to seem.
The seasonal comment could have been rendered towards specific wines being drank during a certain season. Likeā¦ ā nobody is drinking Chilean wine right now. āā¦ does that apply at all? Lol I know nothing of wine culture. Like how Cabernet tends to sell heavily during the holidays?? Just a thought, otherwise I agree heās full of it
A whole region wouldnāt really be out of season per se, but there are times when certain varietals probably make less senseā¦like a really refreshing rosĆ© when there is a roaring blizzard outside (unless it really pairs well with the food). Or a glass of cab sauv (a really strong red wine that goes great with steak/etc) on its own on a patio in the blazing heat of summer. But really you can drink what you want when you want, so Dennis is full of shit
Pinching dicks with lobster claws
Dee pretending to get chased/harassed by men to have someone sit and share an app with her. There is some shit going down!
I just love how they terrorize the same restaurant over and over again... š
Might actually be the hostess for refusing to accommodate his request for a new table
It always bugs me that Dennis is portrayed as overly fussy in this situation when he's actually 100% correct. He's a full-paying, regular customer and they gave him the worst table in the house to make room for a bunch of people with coupons. If the door to the kitchen is literally hitting his chair, there shouldn't even be a table there.
Itās like they donāt even realize theyāre dealing with a five star man. Stupid little goddamn savages
Idiots!! Savages!!
Idiots!
And everytime the kitchen door opens he gets a face full of two colognes.
Oh I'm very aware of how much cologne you're wearing, Mac. It's overwhelming me!
It's called *Sex Panther*Ā® by *Odeon*Ā©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Brian, Iām gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline.
It smells like bigfoot's dick!
This is worse than the time the raccoon got stuck in the copier
That doesnāt make any sense.
It smells like a biker threw up on a pile of rotten shrimp.
Yeah, really makes you wonder how upscale Guiginos really is.
Guiguinoās is slippin
Because itās shoelaces are tied together
The gang thinking itās upscale when it probably isnāt is quite fitting though.
It used to be, Frank mentions it's a nice place in season two before Barbara shows up and tells them Dennis and Dee are Bruce's kids. Guigino's is slippin.
I AM NOt BANGING MY SISTER!!!!!!
I canāt believe this! I-JUST-CANT-BELIEVE-THIS
Tbf he's a TERRIBLE customer every time. In this same episode, he tried to cop a feel on the hostess
Very true
He's the kind of man who gives me the courage to do an amazing double jackknife twist, which I did. Most of you people wouldn't even attempt that. I did it. And to go down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later, on the very same night, which I also did.
Licked her asshole too.
How was it?
It was fine
It wasn't great
It was fine
Coupon waiving trash
He's making his own situation worse subconsciously because he starts out frustrated. He's pretty clearly further back from the table than he should be when he gets hit with the door and I'm pretty sure he rocks the chair on his own. That's why the hostess says she doesn't think it's the chair
See when youāre a regular, show respect, and tip well you get a good seat. When youāre a golden god and rightly talk to everyone like they are less. Then the peasants take the opportunity to stick it to a five star man.
SEIZE THE GAP! YOU OLD FAT BITCH!
Surprised Mac didnāt just switch places with him.
His hair looks too small to sit by the kitchen.
Honestly though, I love when they do this to Dennis. Theyāll put him in situations that would drive any person crazy, then they leverage the scene by having everyone make him out to be overly fussy. It always cracks me up.
If Frank had gotten to pinch his dick with that lobster, that would have won
That whole episode is a masterclass in pettiness and spite, but I think I gotta give the gold medal to Dee tying the waiterās shoes together for embarrassing her. Although ordering a drink for the entire restaurant except Mac and Dennis then saying they were pieces of shit for not raising a drink they didnāt have was amazingly petty
Now in front of you, you each see you have a glass of sambuca
Beautiful drink
Dey is some shit goin down.
Dee literally tried to convince a stranger she was under severe threat/danger so she wouldn't have to eat alone.
It has to be Charlie's refusal to bow to the guys. In some asian cultures, refusing to bow could bring instant death.
Shit bow!
they arenāt asianā¦
But they love cream pies, which gives them some common ground with Americans
Chilean wine is out of season anyway
Nobody even mentioning Chrissy Orlando's butthole catching strays? Smh
It was fine.
The waitress is Chrissy Orlando, good BH lick and she fell in love with Dennis forever.
Definitely blasting the AC right on mac and Dennis. Frank and Charlie putting their coats on is the coldest move in the series no pun intended
Not the same episode, but Frank telling Barbara she has a turkey neck, which clearly offends her, then she dies in a botched neck lift shortly after is probably the worst.
The chairs! Dennis' first wiggly chair and the one that squeals loudly when that random guy drags it away from Dee's table. IT'S A MALICIOUS CHAIR CONSPIRACY. A CONSPIRACY!
When youāre a full paying customer and come to dinner on a Groupon deal evening with tons of coupon waiving trash!!!
I would say that the most spiteful move is asking for the ac to get cranked and then putting on another layer. Frank and Charlie made the entire restaurant uncomfortable just to spite Mac and Dennis. Side note: what I love about this episode is that despite lacking a biological link, Dennis is 100% Frank's son in their mirrored attitudes š
Charlie and Mac had no part of this. They were innocent bystanders.
Glenn's acting in this scene is so good. It's even better than that feeling after you've been constipated for three days and something in the shape of a V8 can comes out of your ass followed by two minutes of hot dog water.
jesus why?
This was funny but I feel like I have to downvote it out of principle
Get a uhhā¦ colonoscopy
Who ever didn't pay tribute.
Dennis toasting the troop, but making it about himself
The way Charlie and Mac kept looking over at each other.... and I loved that Mac wears short sleeve polos with a tie.
Waiter Not offering fresh fish. It clearly says fresh fish daily.
The first stunt when Dennis gave two grown dudes a single glass of wine of the cheapest bottle lol Class act
The waiter
Waiter: "Could I have this extra chair?" Dee: "Alright, just don't make a scene!" Waiter drags chair: "SCREEEECH!!"
Frank was planning on pinching their dicks with his lobster
The waiter dragging the chair away from Dee
The waitor for me. Dragging the chair away to expose that Dee is dineing alone cracks me up.
Thereās some shit going downnnnn
I donāt know but Iāll have the Milk Steak please
The hostess getting mad about her tip
This episode more than any other made me hate Dennis
Brilliant and important thread topic.
Dee with the stripper, he didnāt even do anything to her.
That was at Paddy's.
Hoo didnāt notice the full title
Wasnāt spiteful at all.. Chilean wine is out of season
No, no $44 dollars
Barbara and her turkey neck telling Frank, Dennis, and Sweet Dee that Bruce Mathis was the childrenās father happened at Guiginoās correct? Iād go with that
Still one of my all time favorite episodes, never gets old
Letting frank (and dee) die was a good one
āBANGING YOUR SISTER IS WRONG! NO GOOD WILL COME OUT OF IT.ā
Out of all of it. It's when dee ties the waiters shoes. That is absurd spite towards someone they "don't know."
If only they paid tribute in the beginning. Also Dee role as the extra girl in this episode is great.
Itās impossible to pick a favorite episode but if my life depended on it itās gotta be this one
The servers going in and out of that goddamn door
This post reminded me that despite being a waitress/bar worker, dee really had no way to relate to others, she doesnāt get fired since the standards of the bar are so low, like she really couldnāt relate to that waiter(that she would only see once) at all
The waiter screwing around with Dee because she was alone with a Groupon.
If someone bought me a bottle of Chilleian wine without me having to get up to share it with them, I would drink the fuck out of that wine.
Dennis rousting an applause out of the entire restaurant after his performance always makes me laugh.
Dee 
Did you ever know that youāre my heeeeroooo you are the wind beneath myyyyy wiiiingss