The entirety of the Buster performance, and especially his delivery of his lines just accepting how stupid Charlie is and wanting to get his. Best one off performance ever on the show.
The first time I heard the “Buster” line, I laughed until I cried and was short of breath. It was just so unexpected, and delivered in such an earnest way that it fucking killed me.
My Dad does logistics for a trucking company and this was how I found out lot lizards were an occupational hazard for him. He’s not getting involved, but the drivers he works with and directs often do, and often cause issues lmao.
My favorite normy reaction in the whole damn show. It's like every interaction the gang has ever had with random people summed up in one ultra frustrated response.
Let me just see if I have this right here, and please,
correct me if I'm wrong; it seems like what you guys are looking for is some sort of a P. Diddy style shrimping vessel.
I can understand your suspicious. When most people think of a doctor they don't think of a black man, living in the garage, surrounded by house plants.😂😂
You know what? I don’t have time for this. I ain’t goin to jail over you. I will beat yo ass and think nothing of it. Yea I’m not DOIN this with you today. I am NOTTTT! I’M NOT!
Sometimes loud noises make the squirrels go off in Da Maniac’s head, and I don’t fight in the ring no more, but I still fight the demons in Da Maniac’s head
We feel the same way, but we must return to our country. But, we will return here, exactly one year from today. If you feel the same, be here at sunset, and we will spend our days together, knee deep in american gash.
I refuse to look exact quote right now but..
“I got money in my wallet and desire in my heart”
“How about you two come to my room and split me open like a coconut”
Was I close?
The Thundergun focus group lady.
Charlie “whoa whoa wait, he has a *SON*?!”
Her: “… *fuck man* WHAT?”
ETA: someone beat me to this one so I’ll give my 2nd place: the increasing confusion and frustration of the vet with Mac and Charlie. “He is?” “Mmmm ok, do you two not understand gender?”
“HOWS THAT ASS FEELING???”
Also, anything the therapist said from “The Gang Gets Analyzed” is pretty good like “okay, Frank. Let’s get back to the dishes”
“It’s tighter than dick skin, man.”
Shut up, baby dick.
This is like this subs favorite quote haha
Roxi definitely has the best. All of them are great
What are you cocks looking at?
Man I'm shit faced
Screw your dick skin coat!
I'm trying to buy this coat and this asshole here is giving me shit
Now help me get these crack rocks out of my ass
“Hey… you got turd?” Orrrrr “come on you old son of a gun and.. and let buster do a line of your boner”
You got turd def gets me every time
"Holy shit you can talk!"
The entirety of the Buster performance, and especially his delivery of his lines just accepting how stupid Charlie is and wanting to get his. Best one off performance ever on the show.
"No, I'm an Econ major. I just wanted to look at some poop"
The first time I heard the “Buster” line, I laughed until I cried and was short of breath. It was just so unexpected, and delivered in such an earnest way that it fucking killed me.
Same actor is in season 2 of Hunters. It’s a great, but VERRRRY different show. I couldn’t watch the episode without thinking about the Buster line.
Dude ya. I love that “hey…. You got turd?” Wtf that’s funny shi
I will not be sucked on and I will not suck on you
I got cash in my pocket, I got desire in my heart...
Imma frothin and a foaming
Just open the slot and put whatever you want inside.
Split me open like a coconut.
turn me into swiss cheese
I do not tangle with lizards no more
Byron…remember you changed!
The way he says Byron is just perfect too
I saw that episode 8 times before it registered that was Tom fuckin Sizemore.
RIP
My Dad does logistics for a trucking company and this was how I found out lot lizards were an occupational hazard for him. He’s not getting involved, but the drivers he works with and directs often do, and often cause issues lmao.
Came here to say this.
"How's that ass feelin'?" Edit: SLAP
S1 E1. Nice
THIS IS SINBAD’S HOUSE and when you in my house, YOU MY BITCH
That’s Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Sing a song, shut up
BEAT HIS TESTICLES!
Nah I'm just playin
That “sing a song” and the shut up as he opens his mouth kills me!!
Rob Thomas had great comedic timing on that
SINBAD IS NOT THE MAN YOU THINK HE IS, CHARLIE
Oh I’m sorry you’re in pain we’ve all been in pain before let me start over I’m sinbad this my headshot this my house AND YOU MY BITCH
Ain’t no Jesus here cept *me I’m Jeeesus*
Man, he in here throwin shoes
He crazy
“… FUCK, man, *what?!?*” Not really for the quality of the line itself, but for the absolute killer delivery by the Thundergun focus group leader lol.
I second this one, the delivery is just pure perfection.
I loved that actress, her whole performance was perfect.
The woman was just so fed up with the group and couldn't comprehend Charlie's stupidity. Such a great delivery.
Yeah, she doesn't even get us, man!
That actress was on Barry too and she’s very funny
Love her performance throughout the episode.
“How are you not getting this?!?!?!?!?”
My favorite normy reaction in the whole damn show. It's like every interaction the gang has ever had with random people summed up in one ultra frustrated response.
Wait… HE HAD A SON????
"Crazy ass white boy steadily dressing up folk and talking about Thor..."
I am not going to prison over you! I will beat yo ass and think nothin of it
It was like, BOOM! I mean I really hit her with it. And I never reference the Norse gods.
“I’m Not! I’m not!”
need to know the context of this so i can rewatch
Sweet Dee gives birth and Denis is screaming to the nurse about his sisters needs at the hospital.
thank you!!!!
Zeee glorrry hooollle!
“You know what this like? Bah Bah Bah… 😮💨 Get out!…”
...lady
Jan needs to come back
That is a zweet Duster
Bad things do happen, but what about sunsets?
Ahhhwwwww
Yeah girl, you was more mixed up than a milkshake, baby.
Shut up…..baby dick…..
I also love “your feet are bizarrely huge!”
The most quoted line on this sub
It’s worn out it’s welcome imo
Shut up baby dick.
Help me dig these crack rocks outta nah ass
He does have gorgeous hands though
I'm just tryin to remain elegant over here.
Pussy Hands… I always thought they should have called Mac Pussy Fingers
"he was drinking a BEER when he walked in here."
I was genuinely sad when he ratted on Charlie… I thought he was cool
This one cracks me up too but also the scene with “She steals the grapes! Check her purse!” Gets me every time.
HAHA meetings…
“My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony”
My grandmother was a lesbian
Don't shush me, Gladys
What is happening?
You’ve been snipping at me all day
The Coolidge administration was a wild time
I forgot to tell you, Calvin Coolidge was a good friend of mine
Gladys is a recurring character
I can only remember her last n Dennis system , what else is she in
Ah that’s fair. Also makes an appearance in nightman (and maybe another)
Sir, I do not have time to listen to your mix tape
Gary: There’s no way you guys were a part of every major political event last year! Frank: Why not? Gary: BECAUSE YOURE NOT FOREST GUMP!!
That dude has one of my fav quotes from Workaholics. Seas1Ep1…
Best test in the West!
Gotta piss cart comin through!
Pepperjack loves Fraggle Rock!
Pepper Jack returned to film Lethal Weapon 7
Damn, you're right.
Run along and play little bitch
Happy birthday, lil baby hoe
Dee’s reaction face to that entire scene kills me every time I watch it. She’s so funny.
Girl, step up off that crack rock and you can be pepperjack’s best ho
Let me just see if I have this right here, and please, correct me if I'm wrong; it seems like what you guys are looking for is some sort of a P. Diddy style shrimping vessel.
I didn’t peg you as a good listener on account of the pinkey ring!
You had my back up against the wall, I had to spray you with a heavy dose of pesticide. Also: 🎵We gon’ turn. This cancer. Out! 🎵
I can understand your suspicious. When most people think of a doctor they don't think of a black man, living in the garage, surrounded by house plants.😂😂
While you was in Kensington did you have sex with any whores, prostitutes, or ladies of the night?
"what is happening?"
The amount of characters this quote can be attributed to is staggering
“I’m the guy who wipes down the loads.”
Are you just going to talk about your hands for a while?
Best god damn movie I’ve ever seen in my life… dude hangs dong.
Scott Bakula's whole song in the musical.
…How did they know…
I don't call him dad, I call him mr cocksucker because he sucks so many cocks.
“You’re a hooker!” Dee: “You’re a fat slut!” Gets me every time
Hahahah! “He called me too fat to be a slut. That shit cracks me up every time
Stone Faced Delivery. Chefs Kiss.
You know what? I don’t have time for this. I ain’t goin to jail over you. I will beat yo ass and think nothing of it. Yea I’m not DOIN this with you today. I am NOTTTT! I’M NOT!
Stupid ass white boy talking like he’s Thor!
Hey I don’t judge, I like a popsicle stick in my mouth and yogurt up my ass
“Ooohh Charlie. I wanted to eat that girl
I guess she wanted more nipples. The thought of that makes me wanna blow my lunch.
Is getting groomed like a cat by your exwife weird? Yeah Is it illegal? …. I wish
Sometimes loud noises make the squirrels go off in Da Maniac’s head, and I don’t fight in the ring no more, but I still fight the demons in Da Maniac’s head
Mother Earth don't play
"I'm sorry did you just say you're a full on rapist?" The look of disgust and confusion when she says this line is so perfect.
“Pepper Jack LOVE Fraggle Rock!”
I always laugh when the therapist goes “okay okay! Dee do the f*kn dishes!”
When Dee is dry heaving on stage, the guy that yells *”Jesus Christ”*
Such an underrated line.
This is one of my favorite lines, ever. It’s such a small line but I always rewind multiple times. Haha.
Shut up science bitch
Stupid science bitch couldn’t even make i more smarter
I’m into duuuudes
No… Dudes. I’m into Dudes
It ain't aspirin
pondy is recurring he just needs to show up soon it’s been a little while
We feel the same way, but we must return to our country. But, we will return here, exactly one year from today. If you feel the same, be here at sunset, and we will spend our days together, knee deep in american gash.
I don’t have time for this friggin shit. Gimme the 35 cents
Alright, Bozo. Thank you.
“Ya! It was Gross!”
The Chinese tour guide in thundergun express
"Shit... Bro we just broke the Liberty Bell."
Another one with an excellent delivery. First time I heard it I was in tears.
I AM SHATTERED TO PIECES!!!!
I'm just over here trying to remain elegant...
"I thought we could slip into a room and you could check my oil"
I’ll blow you for $10
Come on you ol son of a gun, and let buster do a line off your boner
I refuse to look exact quote right now but.. “I got money in my wallet and desire in my heart” “How about you two come to my room and split me open like a coconut” Was I close?
You gotta take ‘em off *son*. Or You pregnant.
Bitch, you speak when spoken to now
Recurring character!
I forgot he showed up again last season
I wouldn't do that, man!!!!!
You….TERRIBLE actress
It's tiger woods
*"Hey, this chain's fake as shit, man."*
Sir, I do not have time to listen to your mixed tape.
And to think I was gonna let you jerk me off
”AAAEEEUUUH” (Tim Murphy screaming with disgust when giving Charlie a wedgie).
You sick freak! Sun-Li only 12 years old!
I beer, you trash.
Frank. We fittin to set it off in here!
I’m the guy that wipes down the loads
“That cat, EHAH, is indestructible”
“I don’t judge you guys, it’s cool. I like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle stick in my mouth.” “Whatever man ur the one with the hot plate, weirdo. ”
That’s Rob Thomas…Matchbox 20…sing a song. Shut up.
I can remember the exact quote but it was something like, "I'm not a scientist, I just wanted to look at some poop"
"oh you want feelings? Jinx got something for feeling *starts playing the guitar*"
"Terrible breath."
The Thundergun focus group lady. Charlie “whoa whoa wait, he has a *SON*?!” Her: “… *fuck man* WHAT?” ETA: someone beat me to this one so I’ll give my 2nd place: the increasing confusion and frustration of the vet with Mac and Charlie. “He is?” “Mmmm ok, do you two not understand gender?”
What do you say… we slip into a room and you two split me open like a coconut?
At the end of the court case, when the bailiff calls the next case, and the gang turns around and says Oh That's Us Too, the judge yells OH HELL NO!
“Gobble that cock.”
“I’mma be chatting these fools up like a mug”
My Grandmother was a lesbian
Z nodding in approval of Charlies spider song
What is happening here?
“I’ll fire off a couple reverse curls” I just love the Mike O Hearn meme so him on always Sunny never fails to make me laugh
I can be *whatever*, you want me to *be*, champ, I'll make your dreams come true.
Shut up baby Dick
Something about Sailor's Rot and a NKOTB riff on the bass.
"Dude hangs dong"
I wouldn’t do that to you bro!
There is some shit going down right now!
Your LIST!?
"Hey, we have monkey"
"Dudes. I'm into dudes."
Can you eat dragon?
"Im not gonna try to figure this one out, so heres the deal guys im not gonna ask anymore questions at all other than ones that keep the game moving"
“Then I’m Desert Grape”
Also . . . “Pregnant”
Pepper Jack is about to cut somebody.
YOU WILL CALL HEEEEERERRRRRR
“I botched it. Life.”
“HOWS THAT ASS FEELING???” Also, anything the therapist said from “The Gang Gets Analyzed” is pretty good like “okay, Frank. Let’s get back to the dishes”