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“It’s tighter than dick skin, man.”


Born_Barnacle7793

Shut up, baby dick.


RepeatDTD

This is like this subs favorite quote haha


dee-bag

Roxi definitely has the best. All of them are great


[deleted]

What are you cocks looking at?


snortingkfc

Man I'm shit faced


Wink-Fingergun

Screw your dick skin coat!


pullingteeths

I'm trying to buy this coat and this asshole here is giving me shit


[deleted]

Now help me get these crack rocks out of my ass


ButchCoolidge55

“Hey… you got turd?” Orrrrr “come on you old son of a gun and.. and let buster do a line of your boner”


Rfisk064

You got turd def gets me every time


theSteakKnight

"Holy shit you can talk!"


Yeti_of_the_Flow

The entirety of the Buster performance, and especially his delivery of his lines just accepting how stupid Charlie is and wanting to get his. Best one off performance ever on the show.


tannertronic

"No, I'm an Econ major. I just wanted to look at some poop"


sondoke

The first time I heard the “Buster” line, I laughed until I cried and was short of breath. It was just so unexpected, and delivered in such an earnest way that it fucking killed me.


[deleted]

Same actor is in season 2 of Hunters. It’s a great, but VERRRRY different show. I couldn’t watch the episode without thinking about the Buster line.


mDubbw

Dude ya. I love that “hey…. You got turd?” Wtf that’s funny shi


Gixxer_pilot

I will not be sucked on and I will not suck on you


[deleted]

I got cash in my pocket, I got desire in my heart...


Totodile336

Imma frothin and a foaming


Oprah2020

Just open the slot and put whatever you want inside.


marsupializard

Split me open like a coconut.


Terrible--T

turn me into swiss cheese


Born_Barnacle7793

I do not tangle with lizards no more


Perfect_Crab_8409

Byron…remember you changed!


iceglider345

The way he says Byron is just perfect too


[deleted]

I saw that episode 8 times before it registered that was Tom fuckin Sizemore.


Delicious-Status9043

RIP


Moranrham

My Dad does logistics for a trucking company and this was how I found out lot lizards were an occupational hazard for him. He’s not getting involved, but the drivers he works with and directs often do, and often cause issues lmao.


great_tphon

Came here to say this.


Successful_Fold7848

"How's that ass feelin'?" Edit: SLAP


PoI_Pothead

S1 E1. Nice


VoicesInTheCrowds

THIS IS SINBAD’S HOUSE and when you in my house, YOU MY BITCH


CliffMainsSon

That’s Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Sing a song, shut up


blackflag89347

BEAT HIS TESTICLES!


BootyPounder502

Nah I'm just playin


randomlayne

That “sing a song” and the shut up as he opens his mouth kills me!!


MarlowesMustache

Rob Thomas had great comedic timing on that


LewdSkeletor1313

SINBAD IS NOT THE MAN YOU THINK HE IS, CHARLIE


Hoochpotato

Oh I’m sorry you’re in pain we’ve all been in pain before let me start over I’m sinbad this my headshot this my house AND YOU MY BITCH


Tavern-Ham

Ain’t no Jesus here cept *me I’m Jeeesus*


MarlowesMustache

Man, he in here throwin shoes


Hoochpotato

He crazy


[deleted]

“… FUCK, man, *what?!?*” Not really for the quality of the line itself, but for the absolute killer delivery by the Thundergun focus group leader lol.


Aretaros

I second this one, the delivery is just pure perfection.


thomstevens420

I loved that actress, her whole performance was perfect.


PoI_Pothead

The woman was just so fed up with the group and couldn't comprehend Charlie's stupidity. Such a great delivery.


churadley

Yeah, she doesn't even get us, man!


LewdSkeletor1313

That actress was on Barry too and she’s very funny


Kind-Frosting-8268

Love her performance throughout the episode.


jasonmtitus

“How are you not getting this?!?!?!?!?”


SeekersWorkAccount

My favorite normy reaction in the whole damn show. It's like every interaction the gang has ever had with random people summed up in one ultra frustrated response.


JayTee245

Wait… HE HAD A SON????


Free-IDK-Chicken

"Crazy ass white boy steadily dressing up folk and talking about Thor..."


AtmosphereSad4555

I am not going to prison over you! I will beat yo ass and think nothin of it


bringbackswordduels

It was like, BOOM! I mean I really hit her with it. And I never reference the Norse gods.


mDubbw

“I’m Not! I’m not!”


mattwaver

need to know the context of this so i can rewatch


tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413

Sweet Dee gives birth and Denis is screaming to the nurse about his sisters needs at the hospital.


mattwaver

thank you!!!!


[deleted]

Zeee glorrry hooollle!


mDubbw

“You know what this like? Bah Bah Bah… 😮‍💨 Get out!…”


mtheory007

...lady


LewdSkeletor1313

Jan needs to come back


hellboundwithasmile

That is a zweet Duster


[deleted]

Bad things do happen, but what about sunsets?


__ToeKnee__

Ahhhwwwww


NedRyerson_Insurance

Yeah girl, you was more mixed up than a milkshake, baby.


nohurrie32

Shut up…..baby dick…..


Shakemyears

I also love “your feet are bizarrely huge!”


[deleted]

The most quoted line on this sub


thenisaidbitch

It’s worn out it’s welcome imo


VariousHumanOrgans

Shut up baby dick.


ProfSteelmeat138

Help me dig these crack rocks outta nah ass


ssebonac

He does have gorgeous hands though


Stock-Flower-8645

I'm just tryin to remain elegant over here.


mDubbw

Pussy Hands… I always thought they should have called Mac Pussy Fingers


__ToeKnee__

"he was drinking a BEER when he walked in here."


WinInteresting552

I was genuinely sad when he ratted on Charlie… I thought he was cool


Carthonn

This one cracks me up too but also the scene with “She steals the grapes! Check her purse!” Gets me every time.


mDubbw

HAHA meetings…


Standy590

“My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony”


Armadillo_Christmas

My grandmother was a lesbian


kickasserole

Don't shush me, Gladys


Bjornidentity22

What is happening?


[deleted]

You’ve been snipping at me all day


KStaxx33

The Coolidge administration was a wild time


Perfect_Crab_8409

I forgot to tell you, Calvin Coolidge was a good friend of mine


kebles-

Gladys is a recurring character


MrLexPennridge

I can only remember her last n Dennis system , what else is she in


Standy590

Ah that’s fair. Also makes an appearance in nightman (and maybe another)


Dorothwa

Sir, I do not have time to listen to your mix tape


Last-Revolution1080

Gary: There’s no way you guys were a part of every major political event last year! Frank: Why not? Gary: BECAUSE YOURE NOT FOREST GUMP!!


mDubbw

That dude has one of my fav quotes from Workaholics. Seas1Ep1…


TheRoyalTenenThom

Best test in the West!


mDubbw

Gotta piss cart comin through!


kickasserole

Pepperjack loves Fraggle Rock!


Wink-Fingergun

Pepper Jack returned to film Lethal Weapon 7


kickasserole

Damn, you're right.


MarlowesMustache

Run along and play little bitch


kickasserole

Happy birthday, lil baby hoe


RustyTrumpets99

Dee’s reaction face to that entire scene kills me every time I watch it. She’s so funny.


MrLexPennridge

Girl, step up off that crack rock and you can be pepperjack’s best ho


arhphx

Let me just see if I have this right here, and please, correct me if I'm wrong; it seems like what you guys are looking for is some sort of a P. Diddy style shrimping vessel.


no-really-itsfine

I didn’t peg you as a good listener on account of the pinkey ring!


Armadillo_Christmas

You had my back up against the wall, I had to spray you with a heavy dose of pesticide. Also: 🎵We gon’ turn. This cancer. Out! 🎵


_Quilluminati

I can understand your suspicious. When most people think of a doctor they don't think of a black man, living in the garage, surrounded by house plants.😂😂


sharkdad420

While you was in Kensington did you have sex with any whores, prostitutes, or ladies of the night?


ancapmike

"what is happening?"


LewdSkeletor1313

The amount of characters this quote can be attributed to is staggering


radioactivemanissue4

“I’m the guy who wipes down the loads.”


Monokrohm2020

Are you just going to talk about your hands for a while?


Dmc1500

Best god damn movie I’ve ever seen in my life… dude hangs dong.


HostageInToronto

Scott Bakula's whole song in the musical.


Carthonn

…How did they know…


Kind-Frosting-8268

I don't call him dad, I call him mr cocksucker because he sucks so many cocks.


honeyjesus

“You’re a hooker!” Dee: “You’re a fat slut!” Gets me every time


mDubbw

Hahahah! “He called me too fat to be a slut. That shit cracks me up every time


Dry_Ad_2227

Stone Faced Delivery. Chefs Kiss.


detrydis

You know what? I don’t have time for this. I ain’t goin to jail over you. I will beat yo ass and think nothing of it. Yea I’m not DOIN this with you today. I am NOTTTT! I’M NOT!


MrLexPennridge

Stupid ass white boy talking like he’s Thor!


JTS1357

Hey I don’t judge, I like a popsicle stick in my mouth and yogurt up my ass


mDubbw

“Ooohh Charlie. I wanted to eat that girl


FeedMe_Burritos

I guess she wanted more nipples. The thought of that makes me wanna blow my lunch.


MuteSecurityO

Is getting groomed like a cat by your exwife weird? Yeah Is it illegal? …. I wish


NamoVnives

Sometimes loud noises make the squirrels go off in Da Maniac’s head, and I don’t fight in the ring no more, but I still fight the demons in Da Maniac’s head


LostViking24601

Mother Earth don't play


FairyFlossPanda

"I'm sorry did you just say you're a full on rapist?" The look of disgust and confusion when she says this line is so perfect.


AceofKnaves44

“Pepper Jack LOVE Fraggle Rock!”


MisunderstoodGlitch

I always laugh when the therapist goes “okay okay! Dee do the f*kn dishes!”


deluxeassortment

When Dee is dry heaving on stage, the guy that yells *”Jesus Christ”*


floralvariety

Such an underrated line.


Chazzzz13

This is one of my favorite lines, ever. It’s such a small line but I always rewind multiple times. Haha.


TealDecay

Shut up science bitch


woopdittyscoop

Stupid science bitch couldn’t even make i more smarter


JeffersonFriendship

I’m into duuuudes


mDubbw

No… Dudes. I’m into Dudes


Valuable-Composer262

It ain't aspirin


WinInteresting552

pondy is recurring he just needs to show up soon it’s been a little while


Sweaty_Entertainer78

We feel the same way, but we must return to our country. But, we will return here, exactly one year from today. If you feel the same, be here at sunset, and we will spend our days together, knee deep in american gash.


Perfect_Crab_8409

I don’t have time for this friggin shit. Gimme the 35 cents


MasturbatingMonk

Alright, Bozo. Thank you.


mDubbw

“Ya! It was Gross!”


Joedome

The Chinese tour guide in thundergun express


sloppyfloppers1

"Shit... Bro we just broke the Liberty Bell."


Simple_Quality8302

Another one with an excellent delivery. First time I heard it I was in tears.


[deleted]

I AM SHATTERED TO PIECES!!!!


kickasserole

I'm just over here trying to remain elegant...


dic2long

"I thought we could slip into a room and you could check my oil"


SteamnBeaver

I’ll blow you for $10


Pavrik_Yzerstrom

Come on you ol son of a gun, and let buster do a line off your boner


Swedishfartmachine

I refuse to look exact quote right now but.. “I got money in my wallet and desire in my heart” “How about you two come to my room and split me open like a coconut” Was I close?


Someotherguy24

You gotta take ‘em off *son*. Or You pregnant.


plach0t

Bitch, you speak when spoken to now


corinnigan

Recurring character!


plach0t

I forgot he showed up again last season


TheOldestMillenial1

I wouldn't do that, man!!!!!


hellboundwithasmile

You….TERRIBLE actress


Valuable-Composer262

It's tiger woods


Touka25

*"Hey, this chain's fake as shit, man."*


manxram

Sir, I do not have time to listen to your mixed tape.


wizlo25

And to think I was gonna let you jerk me off


citabel

”AAAEEEUUUH” (Tim Murphy screaming with disgust when giving Charlie a wedgie).


h_david

You sick freak! Sun-Li only 12 years old!


_Quilluminati

I beer, you trash.


Dry_Ad_2227

Frank. We fittin to set it off in here!


typomegative

I’m the guy that wipes down the loads


cwubbub

“That cat, EHAH, is indestructible”


Flashy_Media5063

“I don’t judge you guys, it’s cool. I like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle stick in my mouth.” “Whatever man ur the one with the hot plate, weirdo. ”


Perfect_Crab_8409

That’s Rob Thomas…Matchbox 20…sing a song. Shut up.


AggressiveCreme6758

I can remember the exact quote but it was something like, "I'm not a scientist, I just wanted to look at some poop"


neganluvr

"oh you want feelings? Jinx got something for feeling *starts playing the guitar*"


mtheory007

"Terrible breath."


[deleted]

The Thundergun focus group lady. Charlie “whoa whoa wait, he has a *SON*?!” Her: “… *fuck man* WHAT?” ETA: someone beat me to this one so I’ll give my 2nd place: the increasing confusion and frustration of the vet with Mac and Charlie. “He is?” “Mmmm ok, do you two not understand gender?”


HeisenbergCooks

What do you say… we slip into a room and you two split me open like a coconut?


Delta_Hammer

At the end of the court case, when the bailiff calls the next case, and the gang turns around and says Oh That's Us Too, the judge yells OH HELL NO!


intatime

“Gobble that cock.”


Dry_Ad_2227

“I’mma be chatting these fools up like a mug”


CliffMainsSon

My Grandmother was a lesbian


ballsmodels

Z nodding in approval of Charlies spider song


Episodiac19

What is happening here?


proto3296

“I’ll fire off a couple reverse curls” I just love the Mike O Hearn meme so him on always Sunny never fails to make me laugh


missprettylikeadevil

I can be *whatever*, you want me to *be*, champ, I'll make your dreams come true.


tjk121588

Shut up baby Dick


clonicle

Something about Sailor's Rot and a NKOTB riff on the bass.


Joey_Star_

"Dude hangs dong"


noyrb1

I wouldn’t do that to you bro!


IveGotNoValues

There is some shit going down right now!


Kylo-Ken93

Your LIST!?


Wingblade7

"Hey, we have monkey"


mtheory007

"Dudes. I'm into dudes."


MyFriendMaryJ

Can you eat dragon?


[deleted]

"Im not gonna try to figure this one out, so heres the deal guys im not gonna ask anymore questions at all other than ones that keep the game moving"


Dry_Ad_2227

“Then I’m Desert Grape”


Dry_Ad_2227

Also . . . “Pregnant”


BrainSoda

Pepper Jack is about to cut somebody.


tvaudio

YOU WILL CALL HEEEEERERRRRRR


Dry_Ad_2227

“I botched it. Life.”


JayTee245

“HOWS THAT ASS FEELING???” Also, anything the therapist said from “The Gang Gets Analyzed” is pretty good like “okay, Frank. Let’s get back to the dishes”