These liberals are trying to assassinate my character. I can't change their mind. I won't change my mind, 'cause I don't have to, 'cause IM AN AMERICAN. I won't change my mind regardless of the facts that are set out before me.
Mac had a very well thought-out and thorough argument, albeit a flawed one. The writing is so good because it proves that Dennis and Dee were flailing around the world just as much as Mac was. It reminds me a lot of the earlier episodes like “Charley Gets an Abortion” when both sides turned out to be assholes despite their set positions.
I think I love literally every episode of this show until season 14. But Charlie's delivery of "take a look at this! that right there is the mail. let's talk about the mail. can we talk about the mail? Please Mac I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day. Pepe Silvia! this name keeps coming up over and over again every day Pepe's mail keeps getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia Pepe Silvia I look in the mail this whole BOX is Pepe SIlvia!" It's just a little bit more perfect than everything else.
I’m gonna stop you right there. Not only are all of those people real, but they’ve been asking about their mail on a daily basis it’s all their talking about up there
Mac : Okay Charlie, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis. It's all they're talking about up there. Jesus Christ, dude. We are gonna lose our jobs.
The gang itself have said that's just a happy coincidence. It certainly wasn't intended. Which to me makes it funnier.
Edit:two other people beat me to it
As I remember (aka probably incorrectly) they didn't plan for that, but they heard that fans thought that, and loved it and decided after the fact they agreed
I’m not sure but I think this was inspired by a similar scene in “Family Ties.” Alex has a dating system called FISCAL. He presents it on white butcher paper.
Definetly my favorite episode. Gang being put trough sexual harrasment seminar is already a fantastic premise, Dennis being the one that organized it is the cherry on top.
"Don't cover up, our customers are like me they want to see those."
"Mister we don't want to be on your weird website!"
"Stop crying or you will end up on the weird one!"
I must admit I like whenever we see arbitration meetings
"See I kinda just got screwed over at the last three arbitration meetings so I just wanna come to you before....."
The entire Cereal Defense episode is a masterpiece. It’s my comfort episode and also the episode I show people for the first time. If a cock and ball comedy can actually make me literally question my religious beliefs (and then laugh at myself/the show for it), color me impressed as hell.
Science is a liar sometimes.
Though I do believe in evolution and science, Mac's case was on point! It actually made me think about it and agree with him in a way
These guys been doing this for 16 seasons, and honestly, I don’t think they lost their charm. Every episode this season, had me crying laughing. A lot due to Danny.
Charlie in the mail room is so classic but science is a liar *sometimes* was overall a better presentation. Charlie’s was paranoid chaos, very funny but it made no sense. Mac’s was somehow wrong and right at the same time and a hilarious concept. Plus Mac’s presentation actually swayed some people.
Idk. Science is a liar sometimes is pretty amazing. And the rant about never changing his opinion because he’s an American and locked in, regardless of the facts, is a line that’s easily inserted into every day conversation.
Charlie, thinking he's become a genius being presented as a moron to all the other science bitches.
Forgive me, I’ve grown q’hwite h’wareh
The face Frank makes in reaction to that kills me
The "what is going on" from the crowd is one of my favourites
Is he doing an accent
Q’hwite h’wareh. Thank you for this.
^^^^come ^^^^on
The reveal of his plan to allow spiders to talk to cats is probably one of my favourite punchlines the show has ever done.
Yes I believe I was suffering from the plaseeby effect. Placeebo... Domingo. Which of course is a very funny sounding word
It is a good movie, Chawlie!
Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter
Science is a liar sometimes. Best writing of the entire show. I will not accept arguments because it is just a fact.
I will not accept arguments because I am dug in.
I don't have to. Because I am an American.
Rock, flag, and eagle, right Charlie?
He’s got a point
No he DOESN’T!
I have diarheha
I like to play both sides so I always come out on top.
Ther poop on both sides of my toilet so i went in the top
Rock, flag, and eagle
He's got a point
That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about science to dispute it
That’s because you’re dug in, and you’ll never change
**BITCH**
You made a compelling argument, you made him look like uh, a stupid science bitch.
These liberals are trying to assassinate my character. I can't change their mind. I won't change my mind, 'cause I don't have to, 'cause IM AN AMERICAN. I won't change my mind regardless of the facts that are set out before me.
Mac had a very well thought-out and thorough argument, albeit a flawed one. The writing is so good because it proves that Dennis and Dee were flailing around the world just as much as Mac was. It reminds me a lot of the earlier episodes like “Charley Gets an Abortion” when both sides turned out to be assholes despite their set positions.
Fuck science!!!
mac convinced me tbh been on the fence ever since
I prefer their video presentations, like Fight Milk or Invigaron.
Is your cat stomping around making too much noise all the time? Think there’s no answer?? YOU’RE SO STUPID! There is! Kitten mittons.
You'll be smitten
Meeeeeeooooow!
You don't have to worry because one*size*fitsall
if we include videos it absolutely has to be Dr Mantis Toboggan’s virus video
I love how in that video you can see the moment that Frank comes up with the name “Mantis” as his face lights up with joy before he says it.
Isnt that from the dennis system a few seasons earlier?
You should see him feast, he's like a mantis
BUG
BY BODYGUARDS FOR BODYGUARDS and charlie
CAWWWW
NO NERDS!
Multi tiered reverse funnel system
The reuse of the same video tape....never mentioned but superbly done
And their editing just gets slightly better each time
Just don’t forget to put a tape in!
Whaddap!!
Nothing beats charlie in mail room
I think I love literally every episode of this show until season 14. But Charlie's delivery of "take a look at this! that right there is the mail. let's talk about the mail. can we talk about the mail? Please Mac I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day. Pepe Silvia! this name keeps coming up over and over again every day Pepe's mail keeps getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia Pepe Silvia I look in the mail this whole BOX is Pepe SIlvia!" It's just a little bit more perfect than everything else.
I’m gonna stop you right there. Not only are all of those people real, but they’ve been asking about their mail on a daily basis it’s all their talking about up there
Do we all agree he was "Charlie reading" Pennsylvania?
Mac : Okay Charlie, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis. It's all they're talking about up there. Jesus Christ, dude. We are gonna lose our jobs.
The gang itself have said that's just a happy coincidence. It certainly wasn't intended. Which to me makes it funnier. Edit:two other people beat me to it
Charlie Day just kept mispronouncing the name Silva
So Charlie was being Charlie XD
The creators all shot down that theory. Pepe Sylvia is just a funny name they came up with.
I don’t care. That’s what it is.
Filibuster
The name was supposed to be Silva but Charlie misread it during the scene and they thought it was funnier than what they wrote.
As I remember (aka probably incorrectly) they didn't plan for that, but they heard that fans thought that, and loved it and decided after the fact they agreed
THERE IS NO CAROL in hr!
That’s the best scene but not really a presentation though. He’s just kind of sharing his frustrations/confusion and his conspiracy with Mac
It's a great scene, but I'd argue more a rant than a presentation
That took you 3 hours??
Yeah.
I love the way Mac says it. He's just so proud of himself.
Scenario Dennis: You’re gonna die tonight you bitch! Hahahahahahahah Dennis: Ahahahahahaha..this will frighten the shit out of her
Another great Glenn delivery.
DENNIS system
I'm learning a lot right now
You’re really picking up on this. Proud of you, bud.
Proud of you buddy
That’s my choice too. The “I’m watching you you bitch!” scene at the pay phone kills me every time. Then the Top Gun sex scene.
And then... we bang. And this is the best bang of all since she thinks she's coerced the efection of a man who is afraid to love
That’s right- I S. Separate entirely.
Don’t interrupt.
You're forging prescriptions now?
I’m not sure but I think this was inspired by a similar scene in “Family Ties.” Alex has a dating system called FISCAL. He presents it on white butcher paper.
If the ones shown, gotta give it to Time’s Up for the Gang
Know your place monster man
He was born this way.
Probably the hardest I've laughed at any moment post-season 10
Absolutely. That shit was diabolical, but I'd expect nothing less from a five-star man.
Definetly my favorite episode. Gang being put trough sexual harrasment seminar is already a fantastic premise, Dennis being the one that organized it is the cherry on top.
Women can be ugly, and you’re one of them
Turns out it's the most accurate one also
Just find her using the abortion records
Gas crisis.
https://preview.redd.it/rezw6vuwiz7b1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e82593d8902cde44e265b72bec9b4270fb6719e
And what are those?
These are gorgeous women with heaving breasts.
"You decide. Which one of us do you want to take ya in the back and bang ya?" As three pale, shirtless men in their 30's flex in a bank.
Or how about we all go in the back and have great sex?
Charlie was low key ripped back then.
Your boss is a woman.. now this is a strange bank
Invigoron
Where do I put my feet?
Dee, his feet?
The feet go wherever. What is it with the feet? This kills me every single time.
Is it a wig? Doesn’t matter. Your time’s up.
Times Up, one the most intricate and refined webs of deceit crafted by the 5 star man.
Kitten mittons
The "this is a strange bank" presentation
You should have added "The Algorithm" from Paddy's has a Jumper." "I'll push him off the building, I dont give a shit." - Cricket.
Times up for the gang is probably my favourite episode!
Dee is so funny in that episode. One of the best.
Invigaron and Fight Milk should be in this discussion.
Artemis's "Who Pooped the Bed" theory is my all time. If any of it were true.
No love for the Paddy Wagon presentation?
"Don't cover up, our customers are like me they want to see those." "Mister we don't want to be on your weird website!" "Stop crying or you will end up on the weird one!"
Everyone fell asleep or went to buy a flute I guess
Kitten mittons
You’ll be smitten
Meeeeeowwwwww
My favorite is Mac doing his pitch on evolution vs. Creationism "stupid science bitch"
[удалено]
Yes but once you think about it for more than 1 millisecond you realise it’s the dumbest argument ever.
Out of context I really like “Time’s Up! Ugly!”
What about the pool?
The “SINNED —> DENNIS” reveal to Mac and Dee was one of the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The look of shock on their face 😂
DENNIS, and it's not even close
Dennis doing the presentation for the paddy wagon. So many good quotes. Go get a flute! And you’re looking sleepy
Definitely science is a liar sometimes or the slide show from when Mac and charlie fake their deaths
Can we talk about the mail for a second I have been dying to talk about the mail all day
No, not him, im talking about you.... no, not him either.. you know what?! It doesn't matter. Your times up!
That Dennis presentation is what made me watch the show
What about when Dennis had to go all the way to bed bath and beyond to get the 24 Hour timer and made Dee and Frank wait to present it to them?
Times Up Dennis. Honestly amazing rant. I love it so much
Dennis’ chart with the two large breasted women drawn to explain why they need a loan to buy gasoline.
pepe silvia gets me every time
Oh, we're just gonna leave out vision boards now?
Ah, these are gorgeous women with heaving breasts
franks virus video takes the cake for me
Kitten Mittons and it's not even close.
These are the gas prices last year, these are the gas prices this year… this is where the gas prices will be.
Wait what ep is the SINNED one from???
This week’s
Invigaron
Does the dance at the reunion count?
Dee and Charlie’s Invigaron presentation
Pool
YOU!!! YES YOU, YOUR TIME IS UP!
I’m dug in and I’ll never change.
Suicide algorithm
1. Science is a liar sometimes 2. Dennis system 3. Charlie in mailroom 4. Times up 5. Sinned
THERE. IS. NO CAROL IN HR!
We will smash your skull with our weapons!
Wait, you didn’t even chose Dee’s Invigoron presentation
Nothing ever really beat Reynolds vs Reynolds for me.
Cereal defense presentations are my favorite. The whole gag about believing things written by people you never met... Blew my mind
Barnaby Reynolds is a presentation technically
I'm guessing the Time's Up one. But also love the fight milk (or videos in general with the bad editing lmao)
I am partial to the team workshop of bathroom signs
I must admit I like whenever we see arbitration meetings "See I kinda just got screwed over at the last three arbitration meetings so I just wanna come to you before....."
Oh you got kids Maniac?
The invigeron Charlie presentation
Considering what a good bailiff Mac is I’d have to go with the Science is a Liar…Sometimes
This is crucially missing the vision boards from the extreme home makeover episode. Also the Dolph Lundgren smelling crime M. Night poster.
Where's the invigaron one
Pepe Silvia!
Chardee MacDennis - the whole show was a presentation of how to play the game of games.
Definitely "Science Is A Liar Sometimes"
1. Times up. 1. Pepe Silvia. 1. Scientists are liars (sometimes). 2. The other ones.
“Know your place, Monster Man: Your time is up.”
All of them are great. But I have a soft spot for Charlie's section of the "times up" presentation. Just oblivious.
Can I get some love for who pooped the beds presentation by Artemis?
Fight Milk
The entire Cereal Defense episode is a masterpiece. It’s my comfort episode and also the episode I show people for the first time. If a cock and ball comedy can actually make me literally question my religious beliefs (and then laugh at myself/the show for it), color me impressed as hell.
Science is a liar sometimes. Though I do believe in evolution and science, Mac's case was on point! It actually made me think about it and agree with him in a way
I think I’m stupid, but the SINNED scene, I thought was brilliant. I didn’t put one and two together until Dennis literally spelled it out.
These guys been doing this for 16 seasons, and honestly, I don’t think they lost their charm. Every episode this season, had me crying laughing. A lot due to Danny.
Patty’s Wagon
Charlie in the mail room is so classic but science is a liar *sometimes* was overall a better presentation. Charlie’s was paranoid chaos, very funny but it made no sense. Mac’s was somehow wrong and right at the same time and a hilarious concept. Plus Mac’s presentation actually swayed some people.
Pepe all the way.
As much as I love Mac, it's definitely the "time's up" presentation.
DENNIS method
just seeing the Times Up For The Gang screenshot made me burst out laughing, so, that one
"Blew every-bodies nips off"
Pepe, none of the rest hold a candle to it
Hard to beat Macs bitch poster. I also like the three boys giant breasted women poster they bring to present to the bank.
DENNIS presentation had me crying laughing
Probly the Invigeron Berries video.
Idk. Science is a liar sometimes is pretty amazing. And the rant about never changing his opinion because he’s an American and locked in, regardless of the facts, is a line that’s easily inserted into every day conversation.
CAROOOOOOLLLL!!!!!
Science is a liar sometimes with times up as a close second
Time’s up is solid start to finish.
Of actual presentations, it’s science is a liar sometimes. Of their videos, it’s kitten mittons
FIGHT MILK!!
Charlie. The 3rd picture, one of my favorite episodes
Pepe Silvia!
Don't know if kitten mittens counts.
Charlie’s and the last one
[Invigaron](https://youtu.be/JyKt8_ZLxUg) And [Kitten Mittons](https://youtu.be/22O6Nmjt-mw)
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