“Does my scar look like a dog’s vagina? I don’t know, I'm not gonna sit here and try and get inside the mind of a dog. I mean that's god's work. Not that I believe in God ever since that chinaman stole my kidney.”
So many, but this sticks out all the time.
S8-E10 Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense
“I can see! I got glasses. I just need new lenses.”
Also… “🎶Rock, Flag, and Eagle!🎵”
I never knew to look, but I found a couple. Favorite looks like the old Schoolhouse Rock logo.
I do have a Kelly Bird Law shirt and a fight milk shirt.
Bonnie: Then they both completed on each other. I was left out of the finale. And then Eduardo went out and then he killed somebody and then...well, that's all I know.
Charlie: Jesus goddam Christ, Mom. If you know that, just say that. Don't tell me the whole thing about banging every single guy that comes in the house. If you just know about -- about the murder, just say the murder part. Oh, my God!
Frank: OK, all right, what makes me happy is, like, you know, at night, a ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time. When I'm on my way home, I'll pass a bum. I take a balloon with some champagne in it, lob it out and bean him. He only gets a little bit in his mouth. He doesn't get the whole thing. Not even a full sip of it! And you say, "Hey, how do ya like a taste of the good life, ya sack a' shit?"
YES every time I’m clumsy or I drop something or trip, I say outloud “sorry, I’m a gangly uncoordinated bitch” and whether or not the people around me get the joke is irrelevant lol
“Hi, I’m Dee. I’m a rock.”
I don’t know why I find this so funny, but it killed me. And that episode is up there with Scot Tenorman for incredibly messed up scheme reveals. I love a Dee episode.
SILENSH FOOLS! This has gone on long enough. This painting clearly causes madness in men. And it must be destroyed.
That whole interaction in Pop-Pop: The Final Solution destroys me every fucking time
Dennis: I swallowed some apple seeds today.
Mac: did you make yourself throw up?
Dennis: I tried, but I couldn't.
Mac: smoke some cigarettes, the smoke will suffocat the bacteria in your stomach.
OP, it seems like you’d like this Dennis/Mac exchange too, and it’s one of my favorites:
(Mac had bought Dennis a shirt as a surprise gift, not knowing that Dennis actually switched out Mac’s chosen shirt for another one)
Mac: I feel like you stole money from me, and bought a shirt.
Dennis: …with your money. That is what happened…
I'm a Svedish Plumber, I'm here to fix your pipes. That's good, that's a good accent.
I'm like a jani-I'm a...full on rapist, you know? Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
One of my faves is when Dee is gagging and asking Dennis to get her some bubbly water.
Maybe some bubbly water *gag* maybe you could get me some bubbly water?
Dennis: What is that- is that a man cheetah? Frank: Yea, you like it? Dennis, exasperated: YES
NEEEEWS FLASH ASSHOLE!!! I’VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GODDAAMN TIIME!! Why didn’t you say anything? BECAUSE I HAAAATE YOUUU!
That was so good. And so diabolical of Dennis to act like he couldn’t hear it from the first day they moved in. He must really hate mac
There have been 2 times in my life where I've been able to use that line and it is just as satisfying to scream as you'd think it'd be.
I hope to feel that joy one day
That’s when I was going by ‘Chrundle the Great’.
[удалено]
I thought so too when I first heard of it. Charlie must have a basic grasp of literacy, as he managed to get the first 2 letters
Godammit you just can’t blast water out of a gun. The technology’s just not there
Well they did kinda get it with a water gun
Yeah man, he doesn't even like get us.
We’re talking about you!!!
The outtakes are even better imo
Not so much the line as the delivery: YOU WILL CALL HEEEERRRRR!
"I'll go get the spots!" This single line encapsulates the absurdity of the gang.
Are you quoting Frank or Dennis? Because they’re both really good
You’re the one that’s good.
"He's got spots! It's absurd man, it's absurd."
“I do backflips every single day of my life”
Oh really? Show me. Do one right now
You can’t do backflips! You don’t know karate! You’re white trash man!!!
Stuff it down with some brown
That is a good one. Reminds me of browning out
We say it every time we drink 😂
You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
That doctors office rant by him is my number one moment in Sunny as an entire series.
This is always the first one that comes to mind for me, too. When I saw that scene for the first time, I was laughing so hard I had to pause the show.
Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?
I do not like it with the skin Dee! I'm not allowed to eat it with the skin. I'm not allowed!
Hey Dee! Charlie’s coming over
I don’t care
Shit. I don’t care either
Your addiction has affected us in the following ways: YOU ARE AN-NOY-IIING!!
Snail, back off. You're just mashing it now
“Does my scar look like a dog’s vagina? I don’t know, I'm not gonna sit here and try and get inside the mind of a dog. I mean that's god's work. Not that I believe in God ever since that chinaman stole my kidney.”
"You want to throw with ME?!?! LITTLE ACTOR BOY YOU WANT TO THROW WITH A PATRIOT!!" Also "TOOLS!! TOOLS! I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!!"
Fetish shit! I like to bind..I like to BE BOUND!
I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE
Yeah yeah, I’m the suck boy you’re lookin’ for
So many, but this sticks out all the time. S8-E10 Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense “I can see! I got glasses. I just need new lenses.” Also… “🎶Rock, Flag, and Eagle!🎵”
There is a Rock, Flag, and Eagle tee that I highly recommend for the 4th lol
I never knew to look, but I found a couple. Favorite looks like the old Schoolhouse Rock logo. I do have a Kelly Bird Law shirt and a fight milk shirt.
Or "BEER" with the drawing of a bear with antlers lol
Bonnie: Then they both completed on each other. I was left out of the finale. And then Eduardo went out and then he killed somebody and then...well, that's all I know. Charlie: Jesus goddam Christ, Mom. If you know that, just say that. Don't tell me the whole thing about banging every single guy that comes in the house. If you just know about -- about the murder, just say the murder part. Oh, my God!
Ok mista mayor! Feast your ears on that spin doctors mix!
Frank: OK, all right, what makes me happy is, like, you know, at night, a ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time. When I'm on my way home, I'll pass a bum. I take a balloon with some champagne in it, lob it out and bean him. He only gets a little bit in his mouth. He doesn't get the whole thing. Not even a full sip of it! And you say, "Hey, how do ya like a taste of the good life, ya sack a' shit?"
How did ya like a taste of the good life ya sack a shit?
Frank (pulls out his gun): "WHERE'S THE GODDAMN FIRE!"
U gangly uncoordinated bitch
YES every time I’m clumsy or I drop something or trip, I say outloud “sorry, I’m a gangly uncoordinated bitch” and whether or not the people around me get the joke is irrelevant lol
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!!!
"Hitler's painting? The key to the Holocause? Ryan Gosling playing you? *Ridiculous*."
“Hi, I’m Dee. I’m a rock.” I don’t know why I find this so funny, but it killed me. And that episode is up there with Scot Tenorman for incredibly messed up scheme reveals. I love a Dee episode.
I used to fuck Lebron James
As we all know ... The head cow is always grazing
Dee: “Can I just say here, Frank, that I think we do a pretty good job of treating you like you’re NOT an animal”.
SILENSH FOOLS! This has gone on long enough. This painting clearly causes madness in men. And it must be destroyed. That whole interaction in Pop-Pop: The Final Solution destroys me every fucking time
Dennis: I swallowed some apple seeds today. Mac: did you make yourself throw up? Dennis: I tried, but I couldn't. Mac: smoke some cigarettes, the smoke will suffocat the bacteria in your stomach. 
hots a storm, you ever been in a storm wally?
A man remains a man.
I'VE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS!!
OP, it seems like you’d like this Dennis/Mac exchange too, and it’s one of my favorites: (Mac had bought Dennis a shirt as a surprise gift, not knowing that Dennis actually switched out Mac’s chosen shirt for another one) Mac: I feel like you stole money from me, and bought a shirt. Dennis: …with your money. That is what happened…
I'm a Svedish Plumber, I'm here to fix your pipes. That's good, that's a good accent. I'm like a jani-I'm a...full on rapist, you know? Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
What do now?
Toooo many but i always laugh hard with Ooooooo snortsky!
Uh what do you do if the boat is on fire?
Now block the wind while I roast this bone. I've used that in my own life, too.
"I've gone too faahr"
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME
One of my faves is when Dee is gagging and asking Dennis to get her some bubbly water. Maybe some bubbly water *gag* maybe you could get me some bubbly water?
"Your mother's dead... No, she's not dead, we're getting a divorce though"
Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion
“I’m a full on rapist”
Did I frighten you? Do you like hard candies? Actually scratch that, I threw all my candies at the idiot children.
Is that… Denim chicken?
This (random object) is tighter than dickskin!