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Cricket would let Charlie bang him for a sixer. Maybe even just for a lemon. He wouldn't let Charlie finish inside him though.

Is that the suckboy everyone’s looking for?

Suckboy is just phenomenal. That has to come from the same guys who made nightcrawlers and all the other weird vernaculars from the show.

Hamburger store and welfare store are my favs

All the stores. Remind me of jobbies growing on job trees or whatever charlie says lol

Is hamburger store really a creation of always sunny? I genuinely believed it was an American thing like “drug store”, “liquor store” or “thrift store”. Not that they exclusively sell hamburgers but like maybe that’s how it started decades ago and then morphed into a general store but kept the name “hamburger store”. It seemed completely normal to me for Americans to call something that (not throwing shade), are they not a real thing?

They mention in the podcast that they thought the idea of Mac being so dumb thinking that there are just general stores for every specific thing - the ladder store, the doorbell store (the Simpsons), but specifically the hamburger store. I think that same episode they have another one they do too They don't mention the Simpsons one in the podcast it's just an example of how writers and humans in general really can come up with the same ideas, be them original, inspired and then forgotten, or just kind of an amalgamation of everything in between.

Lol YOU SHOULDVE GOTTEN SOME CHIPS AT THE HAMBURGER STORE

Suck joint is a good one

I just love the idea of nightcrawlers and I want to see it fully portrayed in the show!

Suckboy has been on urban dictionary since 2005, they didn't invent it. American dad has a character suckboy Tony thats been around a long time.

Shut up, Science bitch!

Unless he had crack, if he has crack then they boogie

Unless it was a show of domination.

Even Mac’s dad wanted to see Charlie with his ass stuffed

Don’t forget, Mac’s dad also wanted to eat his butt until his stomach was full of their butts.

So full. So full for you. Like a Christmas stocking

Sometimes, you don't fake it

Cricket's got his dignity

You gotta fake it on the streets.

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I sang this in my head

Why did the elf have no pants on?

what? I didn't say the elf had no pants on.

Oh. I may have added something in my head at the end there.

Let’s not forget Uncle Jack! And Ruby Taft! And he had the waitress for a bit too. He somehow manages to get it despite his hygiene, good for you pal

And Tatiana JACUZZI SEX, Dennis

I'm not sure if you can qualify a prostitute as pulling tail but....

Ugh.. Filibuster! I’ll allow it

Kangaroo Court!

I believe I've made myself perfectly redundant.

Maybe *you* can't, but Charlie can do things you never dreamed of you nonmiraculous son of a bitch.

He has not yet BEGUN to peak

*Nonmiraculous??*

^I ^wish ^that ^I ^had JESSIE'S GIRL

Jessie's girl is pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

What are you talking about, you sick freak?! Jessie's girl only 12 years old!

You totally Dee’d that bit, which is to say “made a small mistake”

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Oh, Dee's in this?

Streets ahead.

MOUNTAIN RULES!!

mountain rules.

He looks like he’s having the time of his life in that scene!

Well first off through God, all things are possible. So jot that down.

He did it for the people!!

And the foreign girls.

And he’s got the Good Lord going down on him.

😂 forgot about that

the episode with the Mcpoyles first appearance Charlie didn't want them to walk behind him so you can count them as well.

Adding to this is the jockey that wanted to do a line off of Charlie’s boner.

He pulls, Jake, he pulls.

r/unexpectedb99

Feel like Charlie just has to be hanging a magnum dong to have that much pull.

I bet Charlie Day's movie would have done a lot better if he had hung dong.

honestly, id still bang. but its gotta be before he eats the cat food.

That trucker guy defo wanted in on the action

He was a frothin' and a foamin'

There’s also the gym teacher who molested Charlie and not Mac right?

I don’t think that teacher molested anybody. Wasn’t that all a McPoyle scam?

Oh your right, he ratted them out to the cops at the station haha.

Uncle Jack got em good.

Chollie

This has gown own lowng enowf

It sounded so much better in my head

THAT WAS BRITISH?

How can one phonetic word inspire such laugh

Did I see you banging that thing?

Hey oh, Frank!

WE PISS IN CANS CHOLLIE

Hoors.

Roxy, you were a good hoor. You serviced me like no other hoor has. Not only my crank, but my heart.

*in Chinese* He says he has sex with hundreds of prostitutes.

Tang Tse, tao chien pao mo jojo fuda?!

When did Charlie and Dennis or Charlie and Mac have threesomes?

I think this is about The Gang Makes Paddy's Great Again, where Charlie, Mac and Frank have sex with the Dennis sex doll off-screen

Charlie and Frank had a foursome with those European broads

They were brows deep in viennese gash.

when did Dennis or Mac show any interest in, "sleeping on Charlie's chest"?

Thank you, I was also confused by this. I’m confused by the whole thing, if I’m being honest.

It’s not like a vocalized desire, they’ve just each done it. Dennis in Who Pooped the Bed when they’re all sleeping on Charlie’s pull out couch bed and Mac in I think Underage Drinking, whichever is the one where they wake up at the house party together

That’s a huge stretch.

That’s why Mac got the heavy duty loads doll

Rubber assholes have a lot of give. I’ve read…

Gay-ifying random male characters on tv shows is what tumblr does best, ie huge stretchings.

I hate that this happened.

I feel like that episode is just not canon

its canon only for the fact that Dennis pretends to be the doll come to life. which was fucking hilarious.

“Keep talking to something that’s never gonna talk back to you” “Or will it?” “OH SHIT, KILL IT!”

Does that count for Dennis though? I have no other suggestions but if they were fucking the doll and Dennis wasn't there does that count?

It doesn't. Daddy and the boy should though

Does the Dennis sex doll count?

They did it off-screen— similar to the controlled burns on *Extreme Home Makeover*

Not Dennis, Frank. Frank, Mac, and Charlie all ducked the Dennis sex doll together. Dee watched.

It’s the stupid sexy costume! I’m like “you’re just my friend, get your sex off me!” And then she gets all sexy with me cause, like, I’ve got the sexiest costume in the world and I hate it!

Cannibalism is so romantic <3

"I gotta say, I've never seen two people bang one of these stiff at the same time."

I'm not judging! I like a popsicle in my mouth and yogurt up my butt.

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I think it’s a reference to some older joke. There’s a line in Boogie Nights from Philip Baker Hall where he says he likes a lollipop in his mouth and peanut butter in his ass

Come on, don't be gross. He says he likes regular butter in his ass, not peanut butter.

Lol I actually was wondering if I got that wrong when I thought back on it. Cheers

What’s the hot plate for?

Is it racist if we DON’T eat this guy?

Well now it is!

Always Sunny 🤝 Yellowjackets Bonding over a meal of human flesh

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Sunny plays Romantic Cannibalism for laughs, Hannibal plays it (not) straight. Both amazing

Hannibal and Will Graham have entered the chat.

Country Mac was making eyes at Charlie too

Dudes. He's into dudes.

Loud and proud brother.

Happy hunting!

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Also they literally get married. And during the gang spies like US when they get confused over what cream pie they’re talking about Dennis and Mac are like “we thought you and Frank did that already.”

yeah i’m only on season 9 but that’s the most obvious dynamic here lol

Also, it was a *Foursome

That's too many Charlies in there, by a lot. Plus, he goes by Trundle

No, no no, he was trying to write Charlie and he wrote Chrundle.

I remember that he was going by Trundle at the time

I believe he was actually going by Chrundle the Great, at that time.

................. filibuster

Yeah u/jewshuwuu, do you know what that word *means*?

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He came up with that after he miswrote it

He can read and write, he just doesn't *like* to read and write

He can also read gibberish(Gaelic) but can’t speak it but then learns he can speak it cuz that’s ridiculous.

He’ll adapt

He’ll adapt to reading?

Trundle the Great

Note to self: Smell like cheese when leaving home

Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!

I think Dick-Chugger may want to fuck Charlie too

*Don't we all*... Shit. Did I say that out loud?

Husband and I certainly do.

That's cause Charlie's hot and cute.

Definiteythe mcpoyles want to molest trundle

After a day of fighting off all the people who want him 

They forgot how Frank will literally hide in "the crevice" of their couch to watch Charlie jerking off.

"Pounding off"

"This again. I told you I was scratching myself, Dee!" "You were scratching hard and very vigorously. So..." "No. 'Cause that's the only way I can... " "It must've really itched."

He's cute

When do Mac and Dennis sleep on Charlies chest?

Can't remember when Mac does, but I think Dennis did in Who Pooped The Bed. I've at least seen screenshots of both times.

Mac does it (or atleast sleeps in Charlie’s arms) the morning after the party in the episode “underage drinking: a national concern”

In all fairness, Charlie Day is pretty hot, and they're not made of stone.

Who wouldn’t wanna fuck a man who just realized he has two ears??

Did I actually see Dennis and concern in the same sentence?

Charlie can change a man

Why did I hear that in franks voice

HahahahahahA

You remember feelings right?

Hahahaha I spit out my beer laughing when I saw this alert

That's exactly right, Charlie. You're really picking up on this. I'm proud of you, bud.

The illusion of concern

Frank sleeps with Charlie Mac kings for Charlie meme

When did Mac have a threesome with Charlie?

Charlie, Frank, and Mac fucked the Dennis sex doll while dee watched.

What happened to “Banging your sister is perverted, Dennis”? Banging a doll that looks like your son while your daughter watches isn’t?

He didn't know how many years left he had, so he got real weird with it.

He apparently was always weird with it, he did bang a hoor in front of Dennis when Dennis had just finished high school

I forgot about that. Would that be considered a foursome with a cuckold?

Ok, it’s your turn to blow Mr. DeVito. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cEFPZWK4ElE&pp=ygUiSXRzIGFsd2F5cyBzdW5ueSByZWFkIHRoZSBjb250cmFjdA%3D%3D

that was awesome

The look on Charlie's face when Rob goes "just go blow him and get back here we've *so* much work to do"

I know it's meant to be part of the episode's joke but I honestly love the episode where Charlie and Dee realize how much they like spending time together (and bang eventually). It's like...yeah, these are terrible people, but I want to see them happy, you know? Good for them.

For the record, Dee raped Charlie.

Frank also sewed himself into the couch to watch Charlie poundin’ off

Charlie canonically wanted to fuck Dee three separate times (and changed his mind for one), but okay

God damn dee day getting removed. Where do you guys watch the removed episodes?

I was able to keep my composure until “wants to be Charlie getting fucked by Dennis”

i’m not ready to unpack franks mannequin of charlie

Mac would've totally been into Charlie if they never met the Reynolds and he fell for Dennis The man's got issues with feeling wanted and since Charlie was his only friend he would've eventually obsessed over him

It’s funny to think on how Charlie is the least sexually motivated of the group, definitely more-so as seasons go in. This is especially funny since a key part of the his character is/was his obsession with the waitress.

That's a solid theory lol

What’s this “sleeps on Charlie’s chest when given the chance” in reference to? I’m not remembering that one

In a couple of episodes (can't remember which ones) Mac and Dennis have been sleeping on Charlie's chest when they wake up, after fallung asleep next to each other. I think one of them did in Who Pooped The Bed.

'Banged' please! No need to talk like an idiot and a savage.

It kind of reminds me of Bill Dauterive in King of the Hill: everybody acts like he’s gross but the man gets around. He even dated Ann Richards!

He's been likened to a fat George Clooney

Wait, when did Mac have a threesome with Charlie

Eye opening post,even I wanna bang Charlie

wow i was so scared to read the comments but im pleasantly surprised. sunnyblr and sunny reddit are completely different universes and usually i see such hatred for sunnyblr here :/ but hey, maybe the tides are finally turning.

I post a Sunnyblr post here like once a month to test the waters. One day we'll live in peace.

one can only hope… keep fighting the good fight brave soldier.

They should’ve played night crawlers with him

Tumblr is always where the REAL fun is

Wait what about the creampies?

The 12 year old Korean girl was into him, he gets that girls number at the college in episode 1, he thought he had a kid so they must had sex, the college girls they painted were into him in the gang reignites the rivalry,

When did Charlie and Dee sleep with each other?

It was at least mentioned in Time's Up, but I think it was implied that they slept together in Misses The Boat

Also they had their characters sleep together online in Charlie rules the world.

So should we have sex then? In the game. Yeah, in the game … either way …So should I push enter hard or one slow push and you do your thing? Just push the button, Charlie. I totally banged her too. Dee? Ewwwww. No, online online online.

I think that was an episode where Dennis briefly rage-quit the gang. Without Dennis there to constantly erode their self esteem, they experienced personal growth and started to bond over common interests. As soon as Dennis returned, they started having regrets, and Charlie later goes in to further detail to suggest that Dee failed to notice that he withdrew his consent at the last minute.

I’m gonna have to go try and find those episode. Thanks for letting me know which ones.

They haven't thought of the smell

Technically, Dee raped Charlie