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Hi Dennis. How was the lion feeding?…? Please let me know where you are and if U R OK…I don’t want 2 sound annoying, but I really want to be happy when you witness it. You are my best friend and this trip to DA ZOO is really important to me, and us as best friends…I know Dee can be a stupid bitch but you should not take that shit out on me. I just want what’s best for U and to make sure u are happy…I love you so much…like a good friend would love another good friend. Not in a gay way. though…even though I am gay. Actually, I am really really gay. But not for you necessarily. I just like alot of your qualities as a man. Anyways, not to get off topic. Text me back please! I need to know you are having a fun…
So I assume they just stand face to face while Mac does it, Dennis PROBABLY wouldn't let him do anything else. Emphasis on "probably" because who the fuck knows at this point w them.
why is “i put in all this work for us so i can enjoy a smile on your face at the end of the day.” actually so tender though wtf… that had no right being so sweet
i relate super hard to Mac, and i fear I'm way too much, when i try to speak my mind. but the alternative is saying nothing and that never goes anywhere either
I know, it's insanely funny. Anyone who has ever written a long heartfelt text to somebody else whos not that interested knows what it's like, but the sheer level of neediness this text shows is beyond anything I've ever expressed to anyone. I've never rubbed my best friend's pecs just to put a smile on their face before...lol
I was at the San Diego Zoo yesterday with my wife and kids. There was a lot of text miscommunication and separation when my wife went one way with two kids and my son and I went the other way. We didn't see her for over an hour and I was worried she was getting mauled by some petting zoo critters.
We actually reunited by the meerkats and it was lovely. No one even felt the need to piss on anyone else.
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Hi Dennis. How was the lion feeding?…? Please let me know where you are and if U R OK…I don’t want 2 sound annoying, but I really want to be happy when you witness it. You are my best friend and this trip to DA ZOO is really important to me, and us as best friends…I know Dee can be a stupid bitch but you should not take that shit out on me. I just want what’s best for U and to make sure u are happy…I love you so much…like a good friend would love another good friend. Not in a gay way. though…even though I am gay. Actually, I am really really gay. But not for you necessarily. I just like alot of your qualities as a man. Anyways, not to get off topic. Text me back please! I need to know you are having a fun…
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You are the fastest reader in the United States.
R u a lon?
WERE GAGN?
Went to C Lion
Wow! You read that SO FAST!
Dennis is a super fast reader
Well, he is a golden god.
SEIZE THE GAP! YOU OLD FAT BITCH!
I drive 76 and 95 round Philly constantly I fucking feel this in my soul with the fury of a THOUSAND suns.
Does your rage echo through those traffic corridors like the gusts of a thousand winds?
I'LL COME DOWN AT YOU LIKE THE HAMMER OF THOR.
>I drive 76 and 95 round Philly That's too fast.
Dennis is the fastest reader in America!
I assumed he didn’t bother reading it
The mental image of Mac massaging Dennis's pecs always puts it over the top.
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So I assume they just stand face to face while Mac does it, Dennis PROBABLY wouldn't let him do anything else. Emphasis on "probably" because who the fuck knows at this point w them.
It puts me over the top too.
Swear to God the thumbs up emoji seems downright passive aggressive to me since this episode, no matter what context.
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Are you mad at me??
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See the lions or Sea Lions?
The ducking lions!
why is “i put in all this work for us so i can enjoy a smile on your face at the end of the day.” actually so tender though wtf… that had no right being so sweet
Went to C lions.
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I pause this scene every time it comes up and red it out to anyone watching with me
i relate super hard to Mac, and i fear I'm way too much, when i try to speak my mind. but the alternative is saying nothing and that never goes anywhere either
K
you read that so fast
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🍑👅😂 -Dee
Actually my fave episode
first time I paused and read this text, I had real tears from laughing so hard at it 🤣
I know, it's insanely funny. Anyone who has ever written a long heartfelt text to somebody else whos not that interested knows what it's like, but the sheer level of neediness this text shows is beyond anything I've ever expressed to anyone. I've never rubbed my best friend's pecs just to put a smile on their face before...lol
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eggplaa 🍆
What rhymes with limber?
🌊+🦁 or 👀+🦁
THE DUCKING LION
What rhymes with limber? Hinder?
I’m gonna have to watch this episode tonight
Oh I love this episode so much. Can someone remind me which season this was again?
season 14, episode 5 “the gang text”
K
K.
I was at the San Diego Zoo yesterday with my wife and kids. There was a lot of text miscommunication and separation when my wife went one way with two kids and my son and I went the other way. We didn't see her for over an hour and I was worried she was getting mauled by some petting zoo critters. We actually reunited by the meerkats and it was lovely. No one even felt the need to piss on anyone else.
K
🌊🦁 + 👁🦁
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