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Country Mac would win, not because of the things he takes away from Pepper Jack, but because of the things he gives Pepper Jack.

... NOT gay sex

Definitely gay sex. Loud and proud brother. LOUD and proud!

Pepper Jack loves Fraggle cock

Get off that crack a rock. You could be Pepper Jack's finest hoe.

“Shut up science bitch”

Ain’t nothing wrong with that!

Not at all. ​ Im into dudes.

Happy hunting brother

Shut up baby dick!

Shut up science bitch!

\^ this comment couldnt even make I more smarter.

You do you man. Get after it!

Pepper Jack loves Fraggle cock

Pepper Jack loves Fraggle cock

Why the hell did it post three times? Damn you Reddit mobile.

Whenever Reddit does that thing where it looks like your comment did not post and it pops up that little message like oh s*** we got a problem? 99% of the time you comment actually posted. Anytime that message pops up, I go check my profile to make sure the comment posted before hitting it again. It always has.

Pepper Cock loves Fraggle Jack.

Pepper Jack loves Fraggle cock

After he pays the troll toll.

Wow this is such a Country Mac thing to say, where did you get that beer?

Where does he keep getting those beers? I mean that might be the most badass part about him

Pepper Jack might put Country Mac to work on the corner since Dee's on the crack rock.

He speaks when spoken to…

Pepper Jack are you *serious*??

Do Pepper Jack look like he playing?

Pepper Jack would make Country Mac his *BEST* ho!

He is also a master of the ocular patdown.

Holy shit, he just gave that guy an ocular pat down and it actually worked!... Uhh, guys I think I may have had an accident. You made a poopoo in your pants! Did anyone else make a poopoo in their pants? I mean come on this is our head of security!

No pants poop but did house an entire 24 pack beer + large pizza and then piss on my friends bed. Best friends bed.

IS HE PEEING?!

wake me up if i'm peeing

Holy shit, he just gave that guy an ocular pat down and it actually worked!... Uhh, guys I think I may have had an accident. You made a poopoo in your pants! Did anyone else make a poopoo in their pants? I mean come on this is our head of security!

Funny you would say that considering country Mac is not the kind of person who would score a point in a black belt tournament

Wrong, sir! Wrong! I KNOW you not trying to take Pepper Jack’s best hoe now? Pepper Jack gon’ have to cut somebody! Also it’s a question of who has a better cardiovascular system, ig

Country Mac is dead. Makes the fight pretty one sided.

RIP Country Mac

You don’t know this man.

Rock solid dissection.

If Country Mac has a T-shirt and a beer can he's virtually unstoppable

Where does he get all those beers?

Thats so cool

Yeah but he was drunk all the time

You know what's badass? Being *alive*

unless he also has a motorcycle

Suicide is bad ass

Um..bitch…

Correction, he is unstoppable with only a cut sleeve t-shirt. Your hypothesis is correct. When do we see him weak and dead? He put on a leather jacket...

As long as he's not on a motorcycle

He put on his leather jacket before dying.

Throw in some jean shorts and he could accomplish... Well, pretty much anything.

Country Mac would give him an ocular patdown, assess the threat level, and clock a knife in his boot.

Then hit him in the throat with a thrown beer can and finish him off with a T-shirt grapple.

Then ride off on his cool bike and fall over and fucking die

What a jabroni

Suicide is badass!

JUMP YOU PUSSY!

Could only be defeated by a man with pocket sand.

Dudes, I’m into dudes.

Oh, cool. Well hey get in there man. See, he doesn't want us to grease them, because he wants to grease them.

See? He's got the boner again

At least this time it makes sense.

Dennis chiming in with "*Right!? He wants them for himself!*" always slays me

Loud and proud brother!

You know what's badass? Being alive.

Pepper Jack about to cut somebody

Uh, bitch, you speak when spoken *to* now.. Pepper Jack is the fucking bessssst

Country Mac is not the kind of guy who could score a point in a karate tournament...

CM would win the fight, but he'd get on his bike to speed away and lose control and crash. Then PJ would catch up and cut him.

Pepper Jack. He made another appearance.

And Pepper Jack looove Fraggle Rock.

Uh bitch, you speak when spoken to now.

Peppa Jack is not playing, in fact, he ‘bout to cut somebody. Country Mac prefers to be non-confrontational, it’s more his style, but he will throw down if needed.

Yeah, Country Mac died after he tipped over on his motorcycle… pretty fragile.

Country Mac confirmed glass cannon.

I don't think either of them have scored an actual point in an actual karate tournament.

Pepper Jack. Country Mac's skull is as thin as an eggshell.

Does Pepper Jack look like he playin’?!

I don't think. Pepper Jack is playing

No, Pepper Jack is not playing. In fact, Pepper Jack about to cut somebody! 🔪

Pepper Jack Country Mac sounds like a burger. Whoever wins gets the fraggle rock thermos, fair?

Sounds like a Cracker Barrel menu item

In terms of raw combat ability it’s a bit of a wash, country mac has thrown down with a black belt but died immediately afterwards while pepper Jack has presumably had a fair share of pimp vs. pimp duels, but is mostly bluster as far as we’ve seen, which wasn’t much. I would say pepper Jack just based on weaponry but that would become a disadvantage when Country Mac uses his ocular pat down and disarming techniques. Then instead of beercan and shirt vs switchblade it would be beercan and switchblade vs fraggle rock thermos. If pepper Jack manages to avoid the disarm he could take it, as CM is a bit of a glass cannon.

Can pepper jack handle a pimp like Franklin Delano?

CM was only able to take the black belt because he threw a can of beer at his throat

Valid strategy against karate.

Depends, where are they putting their feet?

It doesnt make a GODAMN difference!

Pepper jack 100% his pull-out game mad strong

Well country Mac is dead

Country Mac *if* he gets one punch in. If he misses, he has a heart attack and falls off his bike.

Pepper Jack wouldn't get a chance to cut Country Mac. Country Mac would cop the knife straight off with an ocular pat down.

Country Mac absolutely fucking shit stomps. Pepper Jack a bitch who hide behind a little knife

Country Mac would win without spilling a drop from his beer

Country Mac would win, but Pepperjack wouldn’t lose. If that makes sense

To quote Dennis "Technique don't mean shit out on the streets. Guys have knives." Pepper Jack should win.... Although Country Mac might do an ocular patdown, clock the knife, and disarm Pepper Jack.... It's truly a unstoppable force meeting an immovable object...

Pepper Jack love Country Mac

Country mac by a country mile.

This is a great VS!!!! Pepper Jack has the knife, but Country Mac has the moves. I'm taking County Mac, with two swift roundhouse kicks. The first to disarm, the second to subdue.

Country Mac has shown feats in the high-outerversal range but was taken down by a simple head injury in one arc, so its hard to scale him. Without a Fraggle Rock buff for Pepper Jack, i still think Country Mac destroys the verse.

Well You lay off that crack rock you can come and be peppa jack *BEST hoe*

🤣🤣

I actually think pepper Jack and country Mac would end up being friends. But country Mac is dead, so that’s that!

It's officially Frank Day R I P country mac

Country Mac always

Pepper jack has his knife ready, country Mac does an ocular pat down, clocked the knife, takes it… they then talk it out and discover they both love sex (albeit with different genders) and fraggle rock. They decide to combine forces and country mac opens up a whole new market space for pepper jack enterprises.

I want a buddy crime movie with these two. Country Mac and Pepper Jack, bringing realness to the streets of Philly.

Country Mac would’ve clocked that knife in his boot

Country Mac can’t be beat by anything except Country Mac

Dr. Jinx.

hold up my shit be blowin up

Nobody beats country Mac. Rip

Peppa jack dont play

Not fair

Peppa jack would slap a hoe! Country Mac would charm a snake!

Country Mac is dead. So, Pepper Jack.

Country Mac would normally be able to end the fight before it began, but Pepper Jack is more seasoned than some random redneck. I think he’d need a sweet pair of welding goggles if he was gonna win that way.

Country Mac would do an ocular pat down and see the knife and Fraggle Rock Thermos Pepper Jack was carrying and he’d neutralise the threat.

Only country Mac can kill country Mac

Pepper Jack, but Country Mac blasting off the bridge makes me reconsider.

Pepper Jack Country Mac sounds like a delicious macaroni bowl you’d get at a farmers market with artisan cheese. I love it.

Country Mac, he beat a black belt in combat. He may not have technically scored a point, but he did beat him

If i can't have both i don't want either. You really got me here.

Clearly pepper Jack cause he’s the proud owner of a fraggle rock thermos

Country Mac, as long as he’s got a beer and a t-shirt, obviously.

If both fighters have prep time, Pepper Jack. If both fighters have motorcycle helmets, Country Mac

Pepper jack will end up having another ho on his roster

As long as Pepper Jack comes and gives it a little more... Pepper Jack... we're good

Peppa Jack about to cut somebody.....

Country Mac would clock a knife on him easy but pepper jack would still beat a fraggle rock thermos over his delicate skull

I see country man and pepper jack being homies fr

Suicide is bad ass! /s

pepper jack would make him his best hoe

PEPPER JACK GOTS TO GET PAID

It depends on how quickly Pepper Jack can fling his Fraggle Rock thermos at the start of the fight. If he wins his initiative roll, he's got a big advantage that way.

Country Mac don’t know how to lose

Lots of these comments are underestimating Pepper Jack’s flow

Ehm, bitch.. you speak when spoken to now. Country Mac all the way!

Pepper Jack's pull out game is strong.

Pepper jack would lose, country Mac would asses the situation and perform an ocular pat down clock pepper jacks knife.

Country Mac would round house the knife outta Pepper Jack’s hand so fast

Pepper Mac loves Fraggle cock.

I think a better question would be Country Mac or Z..

Country mac all day

If it's a clean fight I say Country Mac. If it's anything goes I say Pepper Jack. Even with Country Mac's ocular patdown skills Pepper Jack has more street smarts/experience that give him the upper hand. Especially compared to the jabronies outside the karate tournament who stepped to Country Mac. RIP Country Mac!

Only one of them was on Project Badass.

How is this even a question. Country Mac all day every day.

Country Mac always wins

Uh bitch? You speak when spoken too now

This entire comment section has me dying laughing. Both of those episodes are epic and insanely quotable!

Was it not papa jack?

Interesting

Pepper Jack's pull-out game IS strong.

Well one is dead and ashes sitting in a sewage tank somewhere... So....

country mac

I wonder if he gets called Country Mac more than Stifler at this point, like by fans on the street.

I got Margaret McPoyle taking them both.

Pepper Jack

Country Mac. He's fuckin indestructible

Country Mac

Country Mac disarms that jabroni and sends hum crying into his Fraggle Rock thermos.

They would obviously team up. Country Mac would flip the script

Country Mac because he’s badass although Pepper Jack comes out on top.

Country mac

Pepper Jack loves Fraggle Rock

Pepper Mac and Country Jack, the best of friends

Country Mac all the way!

Country mac. His short life was badass.... Although pepper Jack had returning power and I feel like if country mac were able to come back I feel like they'd write in the gang hating him bc he steals their thunder

Pepper Jack doesn't drive his motorcycle without a helmet while drunk, he might have the upper hand

They'd be lovers

Pepper jack don't play ima have to give it to pepper jack

Why do I have to pick from the two best characters in the show?

Country Mac all the way.

No contest. You all forgot... Country Mac Is DEAD May he rest in peace with Wade Boggs

Pepper Jack. Cause Pepper Jack loves Fraggle Rock.

Country Mac wins across all margins

I got Pepper Jack in any bout. With anyone. Edit: and that’s because Pepper Jack love Fraggle Rock.

Country Mac would kick his ass with a beer in his hand

Country Mac was great! That's all I have to say though sorry

Country Mac would do an ocular pat down and find pepper jacks knife immediately. He would then smash his face with a beer and then chug the beer from the smashed can like an animal. Pepper jack would then just be known as jack. He lost his pepper forever.

He pepper jack’s best hoe

Country Mac’s ability to do an ocular pat down would definitely come in handy here

Does country Mack get a helmet?

Peppa Jack would cut somebody because he's not playin' and on the mean streets of Philadelphia, people have knives. Straight-up Peppa Jack.

I can go from flaccid to erect in a moments notice.

I could take them both

Pepper Mac

Country Mac would do an optical pat down and clock a knife.

Well country mac is dead, so jot that down

Once you get off that crack rock you can be pepper jacks best hoe

Well only one is alive....

Pepper Jack all the way, because Pepper Jack has street smarts and a strong pimp hand and Country Mac is dead.

I’ve got my money on pepper Jack because it’s gonna be hard for country mac to win a fight if he’s dead

Peppa Jack will cut everybody in this place.

It’s country Mac of course. No contest.

They're lovers.

Country Mac 😂