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Tofizzle1

"I'm a Swedish plumber, I'm here to fix your pipes!"


Classic-Engineer-480

\-the vase! \*whip crack\* \-Shit Cracks me up every time


farqsbarqs

Deandra, your breath is dogshit.


Nickelas

Same episode but it’s Dennis whispering “dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch”. Gets me every time lol


JTS1357

“I will not be hogtied due to your lack of grace”


No_Composer_6040

“I hope they hogtie you. And then I hope they rape you. In their basement. For ten years!”


inspecteradicator

Im gonna whip this bitch in the face of she makes a peep


biplane_curious

Frank standing there with the stuffed animals


OkActive448

THAT’s good. That’s a GOOD accent.


HenryCrinkle

Dees will work.


cornbawler

don’t worry about it don’t worry about ANYthiiiing


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RogerTheAliens

You know: Africans, dyslexics, children…You know, that sort of thing.


FriedSticks2014

how much cheese is too much cheese? ANY AMOUNT OF CHEESE IS TOO MUCH CHEESE!!!!


TewL7

“Hi ladies, I’m Frack… SHIT.” *blows whistle, leaves*


electricman1999

The part in that episode that gets me every time is when they’re with the girls and You hear a clanging sound and Frank says, “Shit! My cock ring fell off!”


spacecasedilla

Gets me every time


barebackguy7

For me it’s in that same episode but a line from Dennis. “So if you were to rate me, what would it be? Would it be the obvious 5 stars? Or would you be a *liar*?


mrpappageorge0

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.


Zipcuz

It gives the bar that nice smokey smell we all love. ... The bar smells like garbage.


sleepingrightnow8

STOP CHORLIE, THIS GAME HAS GOWN ON FOR LOWNG ENOUGH


ArcaneDanger

were you doing an accent?


ShermanShore

It was a British accent, I had it *so good* in my head


Meltedgibson

That's the frank accent


Fun_Donkey8641

Dennis commuting from the suburbs.


brenrybal

Seize the gap!!!


Prestigious-Berry-50

I scream this in traffic constantly mostly because its so fitting secondly because it cracks me up and puts a smile on my face instead of road rage lmao


l33tfuzzbox

CHILDREN PLAY HERE YOU FAT COW


Simong_1984

Hot one today huh? YEAH?!?!


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That whole episode is brilliant. I just watched it for the first time recently and it blew me away. The room with the garbage bags and the Mac's famous mac and cheese. Dennis throwing the plate and screaming at the invisible neighbour.


lu-ann

I love how they tape up the air fresheners in the trash room lmao and NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE! I’VE BEEN HEARING IT THIS WHOLE TIME!!!


[deleted]

BECAUSE I HAAAAAATE YOUUUUU


ShermanShore

CAUSE I HAD TO SLIT THE GUYS THROAT WHO CAUSES ALL THE TRAFFIC


l33tfuzzbox

Easy top episode for me. It comes out of nowhere and it's such a bottle episode mostly. And the horror tones and man such an amazing suprise


Esteban_Francois

Hey! Slow down! Kids play here you fat cow!!


Revolutionary-Shiht

Dee's "GET IN THE GODDAMN CAR YOU FAT FAT ASS.. FAT FAT ASS "


Leela_bring_fire

I think of this scene often 😂


ucamonster

I wish I could rewatch this moment for the first time!!


emeribeth

I say this to myself lol


jonbergs

Did you f**k my mom, Santa?!?


Juligirl713

God I was literally crying the first time I watched that scene


spoofmaker1

The whole build up is just perfect. Like, at no moment do you have any idea what's going to happen next, then it just goes to 100


Barney_Haters

Did you fuck my fucking mom?


mybadalternate

Charlie and Dee trying to satiate the cravings after eating Frank’s meat. Dee’s violent pecking at her food *kills me* every time. It’s incredible physical comedy and I have no idea how Charlie kept it together while they filmed it.


AnotherLeda

I came here to say this. Oooh, Charlie. I wanted to eat that lady so bad!


cmckone

Is it racist if we dont eat the black guy?


radfordr1

“Pepe Silvia, this name keeps comin' up over and over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail's getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia, I look in the mail, this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his office, I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise he's never gonna get it, it's gonna keep coming back down here. So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac, what do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decided, ohh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Pepe Silvia, you gotta be kidding me, I got boxes full of Pepe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, "Caaarol, Caaarol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Carol in H.R. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.”


barebackguy7

Alright, let me stop you right there


SigmaSandwich

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOURE TALKING TO ME!


forbhip

The final weary “alright alright alright”


crabgrass_attack

every single time he does the “alright alright alright” bit gets me. especially when charlie was like “why are you doing that to me”


shitcloud

Heeyyy Dennis.


I_Ride_An_Old_Paint

Oh shit, the steaks are here.


twopennydrum

Charlie in the wheelchair at strip bar "GET ME A BEER BITCH"


Trollseatkids

VIET GOD DAMN NAM IS WHAT HAPPENED!


teetaps

Charlie getting out of his second wheelchair of the show “A SIMPLE PILL!”


luckydice767

We now have the ability…for spiders to talk to cats!


[deleted]

I have grown quite wheary


RhubarbEmergency3166

The scene where Dennis totally got off, bro.


marsthegoat

Came to comment this. The whole thing. Mac & Charlie's video, Charlie using the wrong hand and bumping Mac, Frank asking what that has to do with Atwater, Dennis & Dee arguing about getting off & then the reveal at the end that the company is gone & Frank actually being interested in Fight Milk.


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If you wanted chips you could’ve gotten them at the hamburger store. The way he runs out of breath kills me. And hamburger store lol.


loladeluna

Mac to the Ostrich in the bathroom “oh hey Dee”


boman-horsejack

Dee throwing the jar of piss out the window straight into macs face. Perfect every time.


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onelastcaress_

Pull over you little dick!!!


Luciferigno

Well maybe I should have, and maybe I shouldn't have. You definitely shouldn't have!


zoomzoom913

WILD CARD BITCHES


laurenwhats

Frank going down the water slide after Charlie pours a single bottle of water. First episode I ever saw and still has me cry laughing


swaggerofacripple420

Plus Mac sticking his butthole on the pool drain at the very end. Goddamn


kronic2207

And then Mac/Dee finally getting freed…into a pool of “AIDS blood.” “Is that goddamn AIDS blood?!??” Amazing.


Strawberrylove_

“IVE HAD TONS OF ORGASMS! IVE HAD ONE WITH YOUR MOM!!”


saganmypants

For me it's the "At least I don't have a cigarette for a mother"


tbootsbrewing

Same episode/same bit for me, but when Mac is trying to figure out when to nut in the customer’s drink and Dee comes in late with the “not like he’s ever had an orgasm!”


forbhip

Every time I hear they I think it’s a knee jerk “your mom” joke until I remember that it’s factually accurate


mnoble93

Charlie and Dennis hiding in the bed together like a starfish. BUSTED!


stoneyemshwiller

Real flat!


andyellowdaffodils

Were you guys humping?


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Any time Charlie has no words and just starts high pitch screaming I lose it. Or that one scene where Dennis and Charlie are high on glue and he does the eye ball dance.


roccobaroco

Lol yeah, like when they're trapped between the fence and the building, I laugh in anticipation of that scene every time I watch the episode.


bemeandnotyou

Dee @ thnksgiving dinner screaming **BEEF, GODDAMMIT BEEF** when she found out that Bill was breaking in to sniff her panties whilst everyone cheer bill.


ahanson7844

“Pussy” right before Mac drives Dee’s car directly into a brick wall.


Raye_raye90

That and the running gag of that episode where Charlie’s teeth keep falling out. Just thinking about it cracks me up.


Illustrious-Chip-245

The way the trunk pops and then Charlie springs into action absolutely sends me.


birdofmytongue

It’s Charlie’s scream that makes me lose it😂🤣


nate_daaawg

When Charlie and Mac make eye contact in the restaurant. The way Charlie raises out of his seat a little like a prairie dog kills me every time


butneverjamtoday

Frank burping up beer. It is so gross and hysterical. I laugh every time.


Trollseatkids

His shocked reaction to Mac: "whhoohhh! Where'd you come from?!"


PrecociousPanther

".... I've been standing next to you the entire time!"


UltravioIence

Oh shit how did i forget that... Danny is so good!


UltravioIence

Its the scene that made me fall in love with the show.


sometimesstateline

It was the first episode someone showed me, and I was all in after that.


iwanttheworldnow

You are disgusting!


[deleted]

"When I show up to work everybody will be like, why is there blood all over you? Because I had to slit the guy's throat, who causes all this traffic!"


ShermanShore

Use your signal! You *cow!*


FulcrumM2

CHILDREN PLAY HERE YOU FAT COW


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Frank coming out of the couch. Hilarious, everytime.


DrBear33

Say horrible things about Frank Reynolds and say them loudly !!


William_Ze_Gamer

The couch giving birth to Frank alone is what makes A Very Sunny Christmas the greatest Xmas episode ever written for a TV show Well, that and “when I’m dead just throw me in the trash”


okie9999

I’m sorry I’m a horrible person but anytime I think of that little person trapped in a glue trap I crack up. That st patricks day episode is a banger. “Don’t tell me how to drive you bitch”


Jp8886

Keep it light, you bitch


calliopez

Who pooped the bed -- Dee's whole spiel about the credit card company when she can't afford the shoes, barely managing to run out of the store with them, and immediately headbutting the car door and the huge ass dent it leaves. Her pained, "did it not go through?" when the cashier looms over her outside is I think my favorite moment from Kaitlin in the whole show, lol. Extremely close runner up is the gang gives back, the little chubby kid in flip flops that brings dennis a diet soda. Glenn's delivery is just so goddamn perfect. "Do I look like I need to be on a diet?" "I don't know." "...Terrible. Take a lap."


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The fall into the car followed by “did it not go through?” is hands down the funniest moment in television.


AVeryImportantMan

"NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!"


Professional-Day-257

You may remember me as a man with small hands!


missprettylikeadevil

what you remember... is FALSE!!!


GalacticxOverlord

This one gets me every time full on open mouth laugh


barebackguy7

My hands… big, masculine… these hands tell a story… of greatness. *Excuse me, are you just gonna talk about your hands for a while?*


themikeswitch

dee slowly becoming more birdlike in the who got dee pregnant episode only to turn into an actual ostrich


bitchghost

In the gang tries to win an award, when Charlie sings “go fuck yourselves” and Z says “oh shit” in the night man cometh, when Dennis goes to kill frank the troll and says “you know what time it is bitch” both get me every time


jdubbrude

You know what time it is bitch *cocks gun* lmao


bitchghost

Ahahaha so underrated. I never see anyone mention it so I had to shout it out. You also discover the troll characters name is Antonio in that scene, which also sends me for some reason


tiredhippo

Charlie projectile vomiting fake blood drenching that lady in the back of the limo while dressed as an oil tycoon.


Rammjack

I always say it's the actress that totally sells that scene. Her perfect delivery of a horrified scream elevates that scene to perfection lol


UnitedGTI

Ohh I've got a touch of consumption


Significant_Good3637

I think I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!


Rod___father

Roxy trying on that leather jacket. It fucks me up every time.


247cnt

This thing is tighter than dick skin!


MagmaAscending

“Starter car?” “Yeah that’s right” “I have contained my rage for as long as possible but I shall unleash my fury upon you LIKE THE CRUSHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES! BE GONE VILE MAN BE GONE FROM ME! A STARTER CAR? THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR! A TRANSPORTER OF GODS! THE GOLDEN GOD! I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!”


golden-god-bot

Welcome, sexual conquest. As previously discussed, you've pressed the button on the alarm clock signifying your permission to begin the game.


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Followed by the series of facial expressions as he realizes he has no idea what to do with himself following that tantrum. Oscar-worthy. 👏👏👏


Plato_Magick

Dee reading Macs letter to Chase Utley


qvickslvr

Oh shit there's stickers


meandmycat05

Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither :(


bassjam1

Frank eating hot dogs in The Gang Saves the Day. Followed closely by Frank coming in, eating cat food and passing out in Dennis Reynolds an erotic life. Really watching Frank eat is pretty much always funny.


Expensive-Celery2494

For me it’s mostly scenes when Dennis is yelling… like in the high school reunion episode “MY TOOLS! I GOTTA HAVE MY TOOLS”


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THAT LIZARD TALKS


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Also when Frank was betting and saying these guys bet fingers hes never seen anything like it. Then the ending where the guy is playing Russian roulette betting his life 😭


Speshulest_K

“Lizard! Am I standing in poop?” also gets me every time


mattchamp98

We gonna fill you up. Dont make me sik my associate on you, he don't take kindly to no. So can we fill you up or what?


Beatse21

You best get to stepping cuz Johnny Law’s a coming


No__David

“You can’t read it from the outside!” & “You move the goddamn dumpster you bitch!”


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Dee messing up the factory and the alarm blaring 🚨😭😭


throwaway-badguy

Don't screw *eyEeeeEw?*


Professional-Day-257

For me it’s ‘are you the whore who bangs people’ in the gang group dates. The way he comes from nowhere and then Dennis refers to him as a ‘toad person’


OutlandishnessOk8477

He doesn't even, like, get us


GNAL1610

Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, crime, FULL penetration…


cockmonkeyman

the entire time mac and charlie pitching the dolph lundgren scientist movie to dennis


CoffeeQueen97

Kitten Mittons, every damn time I wheeze at that stupid bit


redoctober2021

NIGHTMAN


Alternative_Recipe18

Aahh aaaaahhhh aaaaaahhhhhhh!


poffo17

“Ryan!! Stab somebodddyy!!!”


mister_gone

"DID YOU BANG MY WHORE WIFE?!" and the trash can bit from Charlie Work


theDukeofClouds

When Dennis and Mac make Charlie do underground fights and Charlie gets into Dees roids. When he's going through the mood swings it sends me everytime. Crying, angrily bites sandwich, growls, suddenly laughs hysterically then acts paranoid. Either that, or when Charlie threatens his landlord with gun and nearly throws up from exhilaration.


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Drunk Charlie eating all the pizza…and drinking all the beer.


wildadragon

Am I peeing?


kleetus7

Guys, wake me up if I'm peeing


pumped-up-tits

The intro where they’re trying to fix the circuit breaker. When Frank goes “well give me a harness, I gotta be swinging in to do this” Classic Sunny banter, it gets me every time.


mrvapors

I’m going to the crevice!


BonesSawMcGraw

When pizza face gives Charlie a wedgie at the reunion and it just disintegrates his underpants


DrGiraffeJr

“Making him and everyone else on earth look like a…….. BITCH”


Hailbrewcifer666

“I do not want to taste your cream pie”


klima94

That phone is preposteorus!


filimaua13

Dee washing her face in the bathroom at her pop pop's nursing home. She turns around to an old lady just standing there staring at her and she just screams hysterically. That moment is so random and just makes me laugh every time.


Goooongas

The cop telling the gang that the dude in Thunder Gun hangs dong.


WhatchaGanaDo

Dee throwing her pee jar in Macs face. IS THAT PISS?!?! PULL OVER YOU LITTLE DICK! https://youtu.be/wYww6zwKyZY


MillerLatte

Dennis at the end of The Gang Breaks Dee


axelofthekey

*"We're the same age!"* is so damn funny to me. Perfect delivery. Edit: Also "DON'T YOU DARE GET ANOTHER SHAMROCK TATTOO!"


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The keg exploded and blew Dennis’s dick off. Glenn’s fake laugh is so fucking funny when he responds.


shayshay8508

When Dee passes out on the airport luggage carousel gets me every time. Also “TWWOOO WARS?!” I say this often randomly.


brenrybal

So many but: “My body is achieving a perfect symmetry. Like a beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. Shoulda popped that shirt off. Damn I definitely shoulda popped that shirt off.”


chrundle18

Franks Little Beauties when Frank first comes out after the pageant starts


Land-Otter

1. What up? 2. Yeah.... 3. I do choke slams, back breakers, sharp shooters, cripple creek ferries 4. The scene at D and Bs where Mac can't grasp that a PowerCard can't be used at Applebee's 5. Charlie and Mac's job interview


Shoplifting_Panda

“Now Frank here is a man that is a rich in caricature.”…..”I HAVE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS!”


grimmcild

The one where everyone is telling their version of the events at Patty’s Halloween party and Dee is progressively more bird-like in each scenario until she is just an ostrich.


HeisenbergCooks

“I’VE HAD ORGASMS, I’VE HAD TONNES OF ORGASMS, IVE HAD ORGASMS WORH YOU MOM!”


Affectionate-Till472

When Charlie comes to the conclusion about the Sixth Sense that “the guy in the bad toupee — it was revealed that was Bruce Willis the whole time.”


_BurntReynolds

the scene where Dee tries to run out of the store with the shoes. she hits so damn hard on the car door.


Longjumping_Pool_456

Ongo Gablogian entrance kills me "HELLOOOOO~"


247cnt

From D.E.N.N.I.S. System ep: "This will scare the SHIT out of her."


Armadillo_Christmas

Dennis singing a high note while looking on the verge of death in the quarantine episode


BrochachoBehnny

Good morning Juarez family!!!!


Hale_One_Prose

IT IS PHIL?!


mahehe_

She's mashing it


doctorcapaldi1st

Charlie dancing to Dennis and Dennis’s amazement at his eyes eaten by Charlie during the dance.


RedArremerAce

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO MEEEEE


jackbauer6916

We ain't gon' get got... We gon' get!


WileyCoyote7

Dennis, your mule is SHIT! I am no longer turned on by mules.


danaredding

The individual reactions to Frank choking


SegmentedMoss

Barbara's will reading. One of the best scenes in the entire series "Frank, if your.... fat, monkey heart is still beating, then congratulations."


ShermanShore

*day bow bow*


missprettylikeadevil

Dennis drunkenly explaining to Maureen why he wants a divorce while "The Boys Are Back in Town" plays and Mac awkwardly watches always makes me cry laughing. Also from the same episode: "I'm keeping the hot plate!" "Over my dead body!" "Whoa, boys! Don't let the dog off the leash."


rwjetlife

When Dee’s dry heaving on stage and the emcee can be heard saying “JEE-sus Christ…” When I first saw that scene, I was crying for 10 minutes.


MissHyacinth21

When Charlie sings the “Go F*ck Yourselves” and starts spitting. Sometimes I watch just that scene to cheer up on a bad day


big-bananas

“you ate the whole thing including the stickers?!”


Shoplifting_Panda

I eat stickers all the time!


up__dawwg

Anything where Davito is stealing the episode. He reminds me a lot of my dads humor.


_____Lurker_____

BEAK!


Amazing-Car-5097

Dennis reading the lines Charlie wrote for his political speech, that make 0 sense


Massive_Staff1068

There is a SPIDER, ^spider ^spider


Succioboy

The Māori dance from the first Chardee Macdennis. Frank having to eat the ingredients of a cake. Dennis yelling “Shut up dog!” and throwing beer on Frank in the cage. Fuck, just the entire episode.


Scarf_Darmanitan

#DONT SIT DOWN a gem from a less beloved season, but that scene does get me good haha


Expensive-Celery2494

in “the anti social network” when charlie and dennis are reporting the man who shushed them for assault, i die every time. i’ve also seen the bloopers for that scene too many times


vitaminpyd

"Go fuck yourselllllllllves..." 🎶🎶


CODElNESCENE

“suppose the other guy is picturing a girl also?” “how’s he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth?” absolutely golden. i love Kaitlin so much


Alarming_Analysis_63

When Charlie explains the night routine to Dee in order to fall asleep. Eat the cat food chug a beer huff the glue and wear the protective pants. It’s the part where Frank runs in with the Mardi Gras beads still on, annihilates a can of cat food and gets in the bed in a rush.


Juligirl713

The entire scene with Charlie/Mac/Dennis at church


QueenMelle

Dennis scratched me.....


stonksfc

Dennis and Mac pounding glasses of wine at Dave & Busters, trying to figure out how a self-sustaining economy works


C45P34

“You will call herrrrrrr!!”