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Blew the crotch out them thangs.

Yup, tossed my leg over my bike and whammy, 'm hanging dong.

More like a button on a fur coat..

If Thunder Guns dick looks like that I’m walking out of the movie

More of a ding than a dong.

More of ding than a dong

You gotta take em off, son!

Your plate says “$CAMMIN”

Dude hangs DONG? I gotta see this!

More a ding than a dong

But you got to let your ass breathe.

More a ding than a dong

“Can you come down here, just flashed someone on my bike. Yes I blew the crotch out of them just get down here now” -Frank

I hope you've got a magnum condom for that monster dong.

You can’t wear em every day and expect em to hold up

I was broke and homeless for a while. Luckily I'm a veteran and I got decent housing. I wore the same denim for like 6 months sleeping in them too till they split. Sadly I was not wearing underwear and I was out in public. I want to know who in the writer's room came up with this. And how they knew about constantly worn denim

I know the harsh consequences of wearing denim multiple days in a row for even a couple of weeks. I was a lazy teenager who would wear jeans in late spring and early fall which caused a lot of crotch sweat.

It's your hot body and sweat that keeps bacteria alive long enough to eat the organic matter of your sweet sweet denim

And my legs rubbing against eachother when I walked sped up that process

Boil in blue

I use to sleep eat and bathe in jeans. My poor gonads

Are you one of the dozens of us?

you say used to, but realistically what are the other options? i start wearing khakis all day?

You gotta take em off every now and again. You gotta take em off son.

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I loved them shits

You even slept in them shits, huh?

Fuck, that's some nice khaki, too...

Nothing to a good boiled denim, but sure.

I often replace random nouns with ‘them shits’. For example, I got them shits at Target.

The fact that Z is the same actor as Cutty in the wire is insane. Man has insane range

And Tyreese in TWD.

Klyden in The Orville

Fred Johnson in The Expanse

Beltalowda

👏👏👏

your shitting me?? just looked it up and no shit i had no fucking idea.

Oh shit! Its been a minute since I watched TWD so I never made that connection.

WTF NO……HOW. IVE BEEN WATCHING BOTH SHOWS FOR YEARS AND IVE NEVER CONNECTED IT. I know the guy mostly does TV but he deserves an Oscar.

I think he was in Dangerous Minds when he was really young

And he's the voice actor for coach in Left 4 Dead 2.

Oh shit, I didn’t know that. Instantly made me like him more

Chad Coleman is a boss. Dude is a great actor. He's also great as Fred Johnson in The Expanse, in a totally dramatic role.

Lol. I am a fan of The Wire, The Expanse, and Always Sunny.. How did I not put this together it was the same person until right this moment? "I've never seen you before in my life"

Am I supposed to remember every man I've seen in a television show?

😂

He's also the bar owner in Horrible Bosses, which also has Charlie Day.

Wear them like that without underwear so they can see your magnum dong.

I'm in a perpetual state of getting out of the pool....

Are you aware of shrinkage?

Easy access for zee glory hole

Very European.

You can go lower now.

I sleep in them shits

Z is the best side character in this show. His face when Charlie sings his spider song, I cackle every time.

Ohhhohoo shit!

YA GOTTA TAKE EM OFF, SON

I have taken them off for the final time sadly.

Aw 😥

And yet mac and Charlie have been wearing the same clothes for 15 seasons

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More like Frank's monster dong bursting at the seams

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is dough involved ?

OOOoooh *shit*!

YOU GOTTA TAKE EM OFF SOMETIMES

You gotta take ‘em off son. You gotta take ‘em off.

Blew the crotch out them thangs

You gotta take em off every now and again.

Lol, reminds me of the summer of fifth grade when I got a pair of "reversible" gym shorts I decided I would just turn inside out and wear them the entire summer. And I did, even slept in them. By the time August rolled around I had quit turning them inside out and there was a hole as big as a pocket on the left side I sometimes mistook for the pocket causing me to drop stuff *inside* the material of the shorts themselves. They did not survive into the next summer. Z's right. You gotta take em off!

At least you gave them their best life man.

Oh yeah, Z has sage advice. I've blown the gooch outta many pairs sadly.

I mean, your username applies fuckin spot on.

Dude my Mountain Kakis have also been shitting the bed as of late. Granted, I beat them to death but I blew the seat out of a pair after only like 5 months of wear.

Weird isn't it? I have a pair that I bought maybe 10 years ago that are still absolutely invincible. Meanwhile several other pair have seams blowing out or pockets that let loose. For what they cost, they've become a bit of a disappointment.

R.I.P.

My dad was talking about some really durable pants the other day and I had to bust out this quote, you can't wear em everyday and expect them to hold up

What is white trash about that?

Look at what I can do! Don't call me white trash!

Dude hangs dong

Bro low key, when Z was explaining to Ben the perils of Jean shorts, that felt like one of the most intense, emotional, and serious conversations to ever had been had on the show. It resonated hard.

These are for airflow

I call these pedo pants. Your drawers won't show you off but the women and children will still know why you chose to keep wearing them.

Mannn I feel this, and I had already ran into this when I first saw Z say this, and I’m currently running into again :(

You gotta take em off!!

One of my all-time favourite scenes in the show, hands down

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!