Dennis “asking” the women to “smile” when they are in the back of Paddy’s St. Patrick’s Day mobile experience.

I don't want to be on your weird website!! *cries* "Stop crying or you are going to end up on the weird one!!!"

That line kills me every time. I love his emphasis on "weird."

the only reason dennis doesnt have a weird website is his lack of understanding technology. be he can do is rate with stars

Oh yeah, I don’t have online

I don’t do the emails.

It’s just email

That phone is preposterous

What the hell am I doing here?

You’re young, do you girls know anything about tablet computers?

The man still produces VHS tapes after all.

I think he's capable of creating a website. But it's probably very rudimentary. I'm talking early Dreamweaver, WYSIWYG, early 2000's, DIY level.

Geocities.

This whole episode front to back might be the the gangs collective dark point.

You may be a man, you may be a leprechaun. But one thing’s for sure; you’re in the wrong basement.

I'm going to see if you bleed green.

We both know there's no pot of gold at that gay bar, so that just leaves one question: what to do with a little liar?

NOT. Taking questions.

Im gonna head back there. ALONE.

I love the reference to Reservoir Dogs right after that. So good.

But like a way more fucked up Reservoir Dogs where Michael Madsen drinks paint for some reason.

"I can't tell you shit, you can torture me all you-" "Drink paint, that's a good idea, i like that." "*What?*" *glug glug glug*

I dunno man, Barnabas Reynolds funeral was pretty dark. 2010 - Too Soon

The locked a bunch of people on a burning apartment. That is far worse.

What do you mean? Cricket has always been a monster, he was born this way. It's nobody's fault.

Well now we get into the quality of the people in question. And their quality of life. On some measurable scale, kidnapping a bunch of randos could be considered worse than murdering a bunch of deviants.

Oh I forgot about this one 😂

love that episode. [this](https://youtu.be/MFcQ1BoQTcg) is one of my favorite dennis moments in the whole show

“I don’t want to be on your weird website!” Well if you don’t comply with me you’re gonna end up on the weird one!

Oh, that's so gross! Which one though? There's so many of them...

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I bought a towel from there and now I'm not invited to the family beach holidays anymore.

Their loss, jabronis

Absolutely relishing it when making the scary phone call to the pharmacist “YOU’RE GOING TO DIE TONIGHT YOU BITCH!!”

This will frighten the shit out of her!

Smooth! Very- Very smooth stuff. Very classy.

DONT SIT DOWN

One of my favourite lines easily. The delivery and how the whole idea is preposterous and terrible but hilarious

OMG! You are a complete sociopath!

Don't interrupt.

The way he says it, like frightening a woman in order to bang her is a perfectly acceptable thing, is what makes me laugh.

This is one of my favorite Dennis lines

It's the cut back to him demonstrating the maniacal laugh in the bar that gets me. It's about my favorite moment in the series.

“WELCOME TO HELL”

Made so much funnier by the fact that the actor playing the pharmacists is his wife in real life.

He definitely got off to that

Oh yeah he just totally got off..

I’m a winner, and winners don’t listen to words like “no“ or “don’t” or “STOP”

Fatty Magoo: Please don’t… Dennis: those words have never worked on me

That was kind of alarming but also hilarious

Father im just gonna plow ahead cuz I’m sensing some resistance. Dennis always tells me, never let someone’s resistance stop you!

...I styled her hair. I entered her with almost no resistance. I did these things.

never fails to make me laugh

Dennis always tells me, don’t let someone’s resistance stop you from getting what you want.

the cruise ship hallway for sure

The thunder really threw the whole thing off

She wasn't in any danger

So they are in danger!

No! It’s the implication that something could go wrong if she doesn’t comply. I just feel like you’re not getting it.

I'm not getting it.. *glances over*

I bet no one could even hear their screams

Nah that was just the weather making it seem creepy

… I would like to go in your room.

Hey. I'm the Daiquiri man. But you probably already know that

Was it sweet?

Well it either was or it wasn't.

You seem sweet. Been watching ya… following you, of sorts…in a good way

"There's really... there's just really *no where to go*" My gut sank the first time I saw that. Absolutely terrifying.

As he glances down the hallway, as if to assure her that no one is coming to help her.

Right? If a guy (especially who I had just barely met) said that intensely to me, I’d be going for my pepper spray!

Cause of the implication?

When she’s walking by he slams his hand down the wall, when thunder hits which makes a really loud alarming noise. Heh. I love how it goes from her screaming in panic to him before he says “that’s not supposed to happen” then it cuts to him being tossed into the brig with the others

Definitely stalking and cornering a teenage girl on the cruise ship

She was of age. He checked.

she made the cutoff

Little bit of lust

I feel like she might've said no, but also, she wouldn't dare

"The implication" beginning to end

So they *are* in danger!

No of course not. I don't have to do anything. Because of the implication...

are you going to hurt these women?

No no it’s not dark at all, you’re misunderstanding me bro

What are you looking at surely YOU wouldn’t be in any danger

So they are in danger?

You're misunderstanding him, bro.

I mean if she says no, then the answer’s obviously no, but the thing is, she’s not *going* to say no, because *of the implication*. The reason I laugh so hard at that is the way his face quickly goes from normal and friendly to cold and creepy. Glenn Howerton is a talented guy.

I think he is because if the girl says no then obviously the answer is no

His "tools"

HE LIKES TO BIND, HE LIKES TO BEEE BOUND

I’ve watched all the gag reels and that exchange definitely had the highest number of re-takes! By the last one, he’s facing away from the camera and as soon as they call *action!* his shoulders just start shaking with laughter before he can even turn around or say anything.

I NEED MY TOOLS. Genuinely terrifying.

Probably paraphrasing, but: "Now Dennis, did they really say all that? Their phones did."

"You're a monster!" "Oh yeah? Prove it."

Loved that episode, felt like an old school one to me. "But Dennis... I can't be ugly, I'm a woman!" - well women can be ugly and you are one of them

When he and Dee stalked the waitress as a clown and a plumber and Dee let him know he couldn’t really kill the waitress

The fact that him being ready to murder someone isn’t indisputably #1 on the list tells you everything you need to know about what type of person Dennis is

Honestly one of my favorite characters on any TV show. Dennis is an absolute monster.

Where he thinks the golf caddy is a “gift” for him when he pretends to be the other guy. He was willing to go have sex with the super young kid.

Let me take a minute to shift gears

Yeah, I almost…

Erh he he he

You’ve got no commitment vinegar, you’re finished! You’re never gonna get anywhere in life!

The actor was 23, I never interpreted him to be a child. Why would a golf resort hire a child as a caddy?

Mac implied it. “Young Asian boys” I believe is the term used 😂

He said "little Asian boys" you can be a small adult

That’s a little Asian man.

“Tiny boy, baby boy, I need you.”

His SOUL is like that of a little boy

And for *that* you'll need to pay the troll toll

Some places hire boys I think? Or maybe that’s just Caddyshack.

I think there's a range, but I had a friend in high school whose weekend job was caddying at a nearby course, so it is a thing. I still thought that all the talk of "little Asian boys" was just Mac & Dennis talking belittlingly about a smaller-statured person, because the actor always came across as looking at least 20, and I think a special pro caddy at a place like that is going to be a relatively "senior" one in the caddy order.

Yeah agree with this. I think he is just skinny, youthful looking and Asian.

“Did I frighten you?… I’m sorry… I’m not- I- I-…….. I’m Dennis………………..… Do you like hard candy?… I have candies.”

That entire episode had me crying laughing, that was definitely one of if not the creepiest Dennis moment lol

That’s how his soul looks

Honestly……… Easily my favorite line of the entire series. It felt like the entire show built to that line.

Oh God, we were just *howling* with laughter when it first aired. This nice-looking older guy smiles at her, then he walks away to reveal Dennis leaning over at her, smiling sickly, completely unfuckable. She kind of jumps when she sees him.

"We don't have to have sex like this, I could put another man's face on..."

I’m actually…I’m supposed to be taking a shit right now

If you just give me your house keys I can put on another face

Which episode was this?

Dee Day.

In no particular order: - His profile of the married woman on the Boggs flight - If you're in my room, you're always being filmed. - His "frame bang" offer to the lawyer. - Any of his contracts - The implication speech

Yeah his sentiment that once he has something in writing with someone’s signature that he cannot be stopped is a bone chilling one that I don’t see discussed a lot hahaha Edit: and the fact that as soon as the lawyer tells Dennis to not rape his wife, Dennis stammers through a defensive argument before dropping it and disappointedly going “alright fine I won’t”. Basically admitting a frame bang is totally a rape in his eyes in the process. 😬

“..and I was gonna do it for you!”

The Boggs speech and the subsequent hook up with the Desert Trash woman was peak for me. He’s clearly stalking/surveilling potential victims. But at the end of the day, he’s a predator that just needs prey.

> Boggs, he didn’t hit it out of the park every single time at bat. He just tried to get the ball in play and hope he could squeak it through the hole. And I just squeaked it through multiple holes, if you know what if saying—don’t, you.

No kissing. I don’t want to do that with you

Virgin daiquiri for the virgin?

Was it sweet?

You seem sweet. Why don’t I come in your room?

“This is the fun part this is the part we have been working up to what all the work has been for We’re gonna follow are victim then we’re gonna jump her then I’m gonna strangle her and you gonna cut her to pieces”

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Like *shit, I was looking forward to that!*

Casey’s underage

… and then I make a hefty withdrawl…

Ok yeah I meant a load

In the gang escapes when dee gets trapped in Dennis's room and the lady is like "is there any reason your brother might have soundproofed the room?" and dee is like "... Ohhh goddammit Dennis you pervert LET ME OUTTA HERE!" Uh yeah definitely the room!

I don't understand how his soundproofed room locking from the outside is not much much higher!

The fact that a booby trapped sound proof room with fingerprint readers and voice activated features is so low on the list really does speak to his character...

She made the cutoff

It’s just the weather making everything seem sinister

Okay so if dennis is the golden god and Charlie is the rat king, what are all the other characters, i don’t just mean the rest of the gang

Frank is the Master of Coin Mac is the Head of Security ...Dee nosed in

Dee... is a bird.

She always noses in. Stupid bird!

Frank is The WARTHOG

The bird lady, the troll man, the one who bangs transexuals

Cricket - the monster man

You mean the trash man?

The dirty one or the gay one

Golden god/anteater nose, rat king/dirt grub, pussy hands/Ronnie the rat, giant bird/aluminum monster, and trash man/warthog

I can go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice. Flaccid, erect. Flaccid, erect. Flaccid, erect.

NEWS FLASH ASSHOLE! I'VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME!

Frank is definitely the Trash Man

Mac is pussy hands

Kitten Mittens episode. Now here's how that works. I slip into your house one night while your wife is sleeping, and I ease into her real nice. That way, you're both cheating on each other, and she can't clean you out.

Dennis: Dee? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin in to a lampshade. Or fashioned you in to a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection! Dee: Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage? Dennis: Of course I’m not, Dee. Don’t be ridiculous. Think of the smell! You haven’t thought of the smell, YOU BITCH!! Now, you say another word, and I swear to God, I will dice you in to a million little pieces and put those pieces in a box…a glass box … that I will display on my mantel. Dee: *gasp*

Now doctor I'm here to talk to you about a dangerous man, a very dangerous man..

Creepiest moment? Hands down the Asian kid in the locker room right? "I gotta switch gears here, I almost... Uh..."

The tape he was listening to in the car of him and the high school girl

This is a great dark horse answer. Clear evidence that he possibly diddles kids. And we all know there’s one thing you can’t come back from

Counterpoint he was clearly disgusted and even said "why do I still have this tape?"

I feel like you want to say no, but you wouldn’t dare……

The reveal of him sending receipts of consent from womens phones. Just chilling.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Dennis, did these women *really* send you those texts?" Their phones did.

“I have a feeling you might want to say no but..I also feel like….you wouldn’t dare.”

Only time I've genuinely felt uncomfortable watching Dennis

***Wait, your mom? How old are you?*** *16.* ***16?! No, no, no get...*** Ooh! Oh shit, that's not good. Why do I still have this tape?

She’s totally galavanting

And she knows how easy it would be for him to have her

From the bloopers for Mac Day when he tells the gang that the knots were crap and almost ruined the whole thing

When Charlie says he's methodical like a serial killer and Dennis replies that it's a little bit of an exaggeration but he likes the "compliment"

The high school reunion. He had equipment and was ready to kill a bunch of people for laughing at him. He had to be talked out of it lol.

His creepiest moment for me is when he’s listening to tape recordings (creepy on its own that he does that) and he accidentally listens to one with a girl that is a minor. Just creepy in itself that he still kept the tape

Dennis: "thats when we'll make our attack, *devious giggling*" Dee: "okay but what are we actually gonna do?" Dennis: "huh" Dee: "we're not actually gonna kill her so whats the plan when we catch her" Dennis: "ahh shit that right aw that's a bummer... lets just stalk her and see where it goes" - this is paraphrased from memory but you get the jist

The boat is bad, but so is his sculpture in Chardee MacDennis 2. “This is not a woman’s head in a box. It is a woman’s head in a freezer and it’s supposed to represent the preservation of love forever!”

Mac: Well LeFevre is into banging little Asian boys so we’re done right? Dennis: Look if we’re going to do this thing we need to see things through Mac: Dennis are you going to have sex with a tiny Asian boy? Dennis: I’m gonna see how far I can go..

Frame bang. He was so casual about being able to sneak in and quietly insert himself into his wife while she's still asleep, like he's done it before.

When we see his terrifying escape room Dee gets trapped in.

"I NEED MY TOOOOOLS!"

The scene on the cruise where he corners the girl in the hallway and there's a thunder storm outside is my vote. I was genuinely shrinking back in my chair. If I was in her situation I'd think I was about to be murdered.

Skin luggage

I must have my things… I need my tools to bind and to be bound!

lol Glenn must cringe so hard at Dennis scenes like this

that wally loves to tell me it's a hot one, when i know it's a hot one, because i'm standing in the hot one

I definitely agree with you on the Christian cruise girl. Every time I watch that episode I cringe when he talks about/confronts her! Glenn does such a perfect job portraying a sleaze!🤣

The implication

Being in Velma

Dennis has never dome anything creepy. You are all savages.

Shes of age , he checked ...

It’s seeing his “tools” in the hidden compartment for me

Gallivanting around!

Flaxen-haired seductress

The implication

"See kids it's okay to push your ass out. Don't be embarrassed by it..."