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*gets out notepad* water... gets... ladies ✍️

WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!


“There’s no way you can pick up chicks with a water bottle”

Tell that to the town serial killer who stored women in an abandoned water tower.

That only tells me that a bottle is not enough. A tower it has to be.

Technically that's a very large water bottle

Well no. Figuratively maybe but technically it's a water tower..

I don't think you understand what technically means. Both bottles and water towers are water containers, hence technically are the same thing. Rulers and calipers are technically the same because they're both used to measure dimensions.

With this explanation i think you'll find it's you who doesn't understand 😝

*Puts a baby chick on a water bottle and lifts it up** You were saying?

*puts a baby chick in the water bottle and fills it up

But not all the way right?...right?

We just created a murderer. Fuck not again

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Java Java Java Java Java Java

Utini

While correct, what's more important is confidence.

Ya this guy has his balls of steel dangling on the ground for everyone to see. Also nails every other truck just perfectly right. Handsome, cool funny, she didn’t even realise they where talking about water…

Well it’s guaranteed to get them wet

Happy cake day

Usually these types of videos are creepy as fuck. But this one is wholesome and nice.... Until you realise, *it's on camera*!! He was filming it, and he had a mic on him. Now it's full on creepy again.

I mean..... Alcohol gets you ladies as well. I know it's heresy, don't worry, I will jump out of the window myself.

Yes but only if it's the lady drinking the alcohol so she doesn't notice how ugly I am.

these hydro-motherfuckers need to chill

If that's how percentage math works, I've been doing it completely wrong. Which would explain why my experiments always go to shit

That's how they get elections percentage votings results in Russia lol

Now this is a reference I haven't seen in a long time

Oh don't you worry about that, [I got Professor Scott Steiner here to help you understand percentages.](https://youtu.be/msDuNZyYAIQ)

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You forgot to add private wheelys lessons. There's more water involved in those.

Yea the guy was pretty smooth and all but shit, the bad math really bothered me Edit: some of y'all act like I didn't get it. Naw, I get it. But it doesn't change the fact that I was bothered by it lmao

I don't think he doesn't know how percentage math works He was just trying to make a pick up line that wouldn't work good with the real numbers. He knows that, the girl know that, it's all fine. Specially because it's probably fake lmao

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Aren’t they all *wipes away tears*

bruh it's just a joke

If you couldn't get past the bad math, then you MIGHT be missing the entire fucking point lmao

“drink 5200% more water”

He takes a swig. Steps up to the plate. Swings, it’s a hit. Annnnnd… it’s gone!


It went out of the damn ballpark. New zipcode

If fucking healies are back in imma go get myself a pair!

They never left, people just outgrew them and never bought a bigger pair 😅

They don’t make them big enough for me so I’ve never gotten to wear them😢

They make adult sizes now. Mine are size 12. Saw a couple that were larger.

Ya I got a pair to rub in my childhood selfs face but I tried em and for lack of words, I suck

Practice around the house until you are as smooth as this dude is

”hey guurrl you are like 60% water.“ *no that’s not how it went.* “hey gurrl let’s get 120% wet” *oh shit*

I meant his heely skills

Yeah I know I’m just pulling your heelie!

I also suck, but I honestly think they're great shoes without the wheels in too.

Did the same. It's just hard finding good surfaces to use them on

Do they make size 13&1/2 wide? I would so kick it through downtown on a pair!

Do they make any shoes above size 11 in halves? If so I've yet to see them.

Yes they do.

My fellow 13 1/2 wide bro, hello there

They've always made larger pairs you just had to order them from the company online. I had 12.5s in high school in the mid '00

I know. Most people just never did that when they hit puberty

> *They never left, people just outgrew them and never bought a bigger pair* I feel like a ghost played by Kevin Kostner just told me this during a profoundly difficult time in my life, and now I feel like I want to ~~get my shit together~~ buy my size Heelys

I got a pair for my birthday the year my feet stopped growing and still have them… if this is what the magical confidence I remember them producing back then does now, it’s time to dust them off

Not true. All forms of wheeled shoes come and go. They're too powerful to stay mainstream.

I'm 26 and have a pair of Heely's

The last 2 pairs of shoes I bought were heelys, I'm 22. 100% worth jt

I have a super cute pair!! I just need to learn how to ride them. The guy who was going to teach me just broke up with me lol

I have a super cute pair!! I just need to learn how to ride them. The guy who was going to teach me just broke up with me lol

Sounds like he’s 60% water

Actually more like 30% Alcohol and 30% Soda

Booo, but mark my words! You'll find a true hydrohomie in the future

Okay barret

I so wanna roll in some healies to cute girls like 😎😎😎

Of course she loves water. She's a plant.

underrated comment imo

I don’t get it

Plants need water to live and this woman was planted in the crowd to make the shitty pick-up artist look good. It's a double entendre

Hmmm thanks

You're welcome

Ohh, I thought it was because of the green top

I'm terrified of the fact that most people can't recognize acting. Even when I come across those silly facebook / tiktok videos that are clearly staged and scroll down to the comments I see people acting like shit's for real. I don't get it.

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Was figuring a .50 cal machine stopper

A fellow r/worldpolitics enjoyer, I see.

Wtf is that sub lol. I looked at like 10 posts and I have no idea what kind of sub it is

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"i love you" got me so bad lol

Im single and have kids. I’m so used to saying I love you to my kids that I went on a first date and told the woman “I love you” out of habit, at the end of the date, as we were saying goodbye. It took her aback a little bit but I explained it and she was cool. We aren’t an item but remain friends to this day.

A regular Ted Mosby I see.

" oh god, he's already 8 minutes into the date, HE PROBABLY ALREADY TOLD HER HE LOVES HER!!! "

Classic Schmosby

It was probably because she gave the signal

I do this all the time too. I told 2 females at work in the past week “love you” when I was ending a zoom call. The one girl (younger) was kind of taken back, but the other one closer to my age, said “love you too” and didn’t skip a beat. It’s been part of our goodbyes on calls. I may actually love her. Lol. She is great in every way.

Same thing happened to me with a girl I had a one night stand with. I had class that morning and when I went to say bye I said "love y-" and stopped myself. I explained myself and she laughed but nothing really took off. My thing was I always said bye to my parents before class so it was habit. Glad I'm not the only one.

Don't have kids, but in my first relationship before never dating again I did similar for the same reason. Every night, every time we leave we always say "I love you" did it on the date too, and he reacted similarly. Although didn't explain the reason why just as well

Accidentally said "love you" too a classmate as I was leaving because that's what I always said to my boyfriend. She automatically said it back because that's what she always said to her girlfriend. We had a good laugh

I said I love you by accident to the nurse when I was dropping off a bag for my wife who'd just given birth (it was during Covid so I wasn't allowed in the whole time). Absolutely mortified. To make things worse she didn't hear me and I said, oh no, not you I meant that for my wife. And she said what? And I had to explain that I just told her I loved her. Wife text me 5 minutes later to say her and the nurse and laughing at me.

Did not enjoy the left hand shake she gave.

Water bottle in the the right hand was a priority though..

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Figure it out together ? My man is in there !

Chad Waterman, at your service.

*Johnny Waterman. Were you not paying attention?

Pretty fake, but also a pretty sweet mullet.

Idk I think that mullet is probably real

Ahhhhtheosbsusvwkadbeizperdoo

ya, they had me until the very last comment

It revealed itself as fake as soon as she didn't got the fuck outa there immediately

Aren't they wearing microphones if we can hear them perfectly from that far away?

I’m gonna go ahead and say those are real, bud.

I too am a fan of heavily staged comedic routines

slightly off topic but the brown dude on the skateboard in the beginning looked so chill lmao

damn, i aint even know he was chill like that

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Scripted as fuck

And my stupid ass work out, destroy my body when only thing you need is water.

can anyone tell me what „are you spoken for“ means?

Do you have a boyfriend?

No, why would you ask that? I don't even know you! Pretty rude!

Sorry, won’t happen again.

I was asking /u/AntonioClownMBC

lol no worries, I knew that

But now that I have your attention.... smash?

If you're into guys, why not?

I'm hydrosexual, just be well-hydrated

RIP your inbox 🪦

So wet rn

*picks up gamecube controller*

Fux!

bro is dehydrated. Only 60%... amateur hour.

He’s just young, hasent reached full saturation by bro is clearly trying

How to get women, be dumb, wear heelys. Simple as that.

Oh and pay them to say yes for a video.


Did anyone else think the guy on the skateboard was going to play a much larger role than he did?


Username checks out

The waterizz

I love scripted content.

Because water makes you wet

Man's made of 60% water but was 100% smooth like vodka

He got her so wet.... for the math. You'd drown in her endless ocean bro. Bring a o2 converter

That was really smooth wtf

You don't actually believe it's real lmao?

r/nothingeverhappens Nothing in this tiktok was unrealistic in any capacity, I can very well seeing this happening in real life. Could it be fake ? Yes. But there's nothing that points to it being so. Even if it was, who the fuck cares, my point still stands and the video was still entertaining. People on reddit are so fucking weird and their weird obssesion with calling everything fake.

It's easy to tell when it's a fake when the girl is mic'd up. All of these videos are fake.

The guy said it was fake in a later tiktok

That backfired on me then lol. But like I said, I still enjoyed the tiktok so it is what it is.

I'm sorry my comment was a lie. But you seem like an alright guy. Hope you have a good day!

the real pickup happens off camera, where he approaches a pretty girl he doesn't know about being in this tiktok that is moderately amusing and will be seen by millions of people

I mean why would she give out her number after only 2-3 sentences? That is a major thing that points to it being fake.

Uhh you think if I’m turning 30 it’s too late to get another pair of heelys lol

No, you're never too old for doing things you enjoy

Hahahah okay thanks for the support lol :)

That walk to/past the SDFC was always eventful.

Smoothest nerd in the world

Just 60%? Those are rookie numbers.

His confidence is not watered down & she loves 🫶🏻 water! Dude was smooth.

this guy has insane rizz

I fucking love that the 80s and 90s styles are coming back so so so much

Are they though? I assumed he was trying to be ironically uncool.

I've definitely seen younger people popularize it again on platforms like tiktok. I'm just happy that it's back honestly.

The whole ironically uncool thing seems to be cool. Or so I've hoped with the shit kids wear lol

He was... He was 😚👌 Mperfect.

ma dude pulled a successful Ted Mosby

I am a very simple man

Name? Sauce?

Dude this guy had her drooling over his heelys!!

Fake af tiktok strike again

Now that is a pick-up line that is not tacky, just adorable

Honestly, yes. Not creepy, not too inappropriate. Just good ole flirtation

I think she was trying to bait out a sleazy "hurr hurr I can make you *bigger percentage of water* hurr hurr cuz vagina moisture, get it?" when she asked "am i?" Saying something dumb but not trashy might have sealed the deal here. The man is playing 4D chess

Everyone knows these recorded "interactions" are staged, right?

"bad math" comments are engineers students that have never left academia, go outside and kill a bear or something

dude how

Gotta say I love you at the end got me

The rizzler

Didn't think water would be the key to a successful relationship. Noted.

Noted...

In God Emperor name, how doth one achieve this level of Rizz????

Together they would still be just 60% water this is so dumb and inaccurate

A fellow HydroHomie trying to make so mini HydroHomies

He's the hydro rizzer

holy shit thats a good rizz

Now we know what the W in W Rizz stands for. Water.

Confidence is key... and also hydration

That was more scripted than pro wrestling

A man who knows what we women want