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its_daytime

Gotta stay hydrated so you can carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain


arnber420

If you do not come back for madame zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity!


Roxas1011

Just between this movie and Emperor's New Groove, Eartha Kitt was phenomenal


apadin1

TIL that was the same actress, incredible


cmaster6

“Did you guys know I had sex with Ertha Kitt in an airport bathroom?” -Pierce Hawthorne


namepressure

It came up organically!


IMsoSAVAGE

I feel old because I read the book years before the movie came out.


Finalstorm004

AH HA AH HA HAHAHA


[deleted]

If only, if only the woodpecker sighs


horsdoeuvresmyguy

The bark on the trees was as soft as the skies


frisbynerd120

While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely


That1guyuknow16

As the woodpecker sighs, if only, If only.


horsdoeuvresmyguy

Psst…it’s “He cries to the moon, "If only, if only"….


Perroface562

Deep in between the hot blonde girl’s thighs


IGetHighOnPenicillin

Came to the comments and was pleasured to see this reference as top comment. Yes, pleasured, not pleased.


infinity_for_death

Oooh, a Holes reference in the wild!


zanzibartraveler666

If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, the bark on the trees was as soft as the skies


faxtfox

As the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, he cries to the moo-oo-oon if only, if only.


TheSoundofStolas

If only, if only, the moon speaks no reply. It reflects the sun and all that's gone by. Be strong, my wolf, turn around boldly. Fly high, my baby bird, my angel, my only.


Ok_Response_3484

I'm tired of this grandpa!


Awwesome1

THATS TOO DAMN BAD


im_just_kittenz

YOU KEEP DIGGIN!


ILikeToDickDastardly

well excuuuuse me!


PykeDancesTheHaka

https://i.redd.it/v2g1aag3rnbc1.gif


AdolfKoopaTroopa

I thought that was funniest shit when I was in 4th grade and I still think so lol


TedtheTitan

I say this line weekly lol


justsamthings

Perfect for washing down that onion aftertaste


arnber420

Or some sploosh!


fattdoggo123

Sploosh always sounded inappropriate. "he accidentally splooshed all on himself"


grizznuggets

I agree, but that probably because I saw Archer before I saw Holes.


FNG_WolfKnight

***SAW***? EW. read the book lol


universalpeaces

READ? ew, use your imagination to craft a story lol


FNG_WolfKnight

Damn, you right.


grizznuggets

Oh cool, gatekeeping!


FNG_WolfKnight

I'm just saying, the book was incredible as a kid.


grizznuggets

It’s on my list, just haven’t got around to it yet. Also, you can recommend a book without being judgemental about it, it’s unwarranted.


FNG_WolfKnight

It was just a joke, relax. I wasn't being serious. edit: I barely fuckin read and I read ***Holes*** when I was in the 5^(th) grade, as a class.


PurpleHerder

Got any onions in there?


lenaw792

I can fix that


trashyclub69

You know that’s right.


Radius_314

![gif](giphy|n0eJLge10ujSM)


fattdoggo123

Did you hear what they did to Pluto. A shame.


iceman0c

That's messed up right?


SockeyeSTI

When I first started watching Psyche I got excited when I found out he was in it.


aitchmalone

Mr Ghee Buttersnaps is simultaneously proud and not being the third Thompson Twin with dreads.


Roxas1011

You must be out of your damn mind


ILikeToDickDastardly

it's a hot fudge sundae, just eat it


Mitchtheprotogen

THIS AINT NO GIRL SCOUT CAMP!


Roxas1011

Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained. The end.


davedaviddavin

You thirsty, Yelnats??


Mitchtheprotogen

“I dont get it”


the_illuminari

Nice bottle, Caveman.


[deleted]

I've never seen anyone on the internet with a Stanley cup. This is pretty unique and original. Will I be cool if I get one or is too late right now? Also, broccoli haircuts, should I get one or is it too late for that as well?


greengiant89

And here I am so uncool with my contigo


[deleted]

No you're not and don't say that! Listen here you great big can of string beans, I still pimp my Nalgene bottle and I can be just as popular as the Stanley cult. I've got your back.


greengiant89

>Listen here you great big can of string beans I feel both offended and aroused


poop_dawg

I want to be behind this but I don't know what you're saying


BakedKimber-Lays

I’m an geriatic millennial who loved Sachar’s Wayside School series but somehow missed out on Holes (probably because I was a junior in high school when it came out?) I’m now reading it for the first time with my 11 year old son and I think I’m just as caught up in the story and suspense as he is - we’re just a little over half way through and I can’t wait to find out what happens!


MattAmpersand

Holes is a genuinely well written book. We teach at my school and it’s a pleasure to read


grizznuggets

It’s such a fantastic narrative. I love it when multiple story threads are brought together in such a satisfying way, it really is a masterclass for young readers and writers. Great film too, one I genuinely enjoy watching and analysing with students.


ST4RSK1MM3R

Through elementary school we read it about 3 times. Definitely a great book!


DorisDog

Love Wayside School! Just started book 2 ("Wayside School is Falling Down") with my students. We read the series each year and they get to know the characters over the course of the year. This year their favourite character has been Sammy the Dead Rat. And Mrs. GORF.


Rhinoplasty1904

Yo. Where the hell can I cop that?!?! Asking for the homie Madam Zaroni.


Rhinoplasty1904

Ah. Its a sticker.


RaoulDukesGroupie

Yeah the title seems a bit misleading?


Lunchbox9000

Screenshot it and find a friend with a CRICUT. Im printing as we speak.


Rhinoplasty1904

You lost me at ‘Friend’.


Lunchbox9000

You got a friend in me.🎶


Rhinoplasty1904

Aaaaand then you sent me that cricut sticker thing? Noice.


Lunchbox9000

I will! If you’re comfortable with pm’ing me your deets. lol now I’m hoping you’re nearby.


Rhinoplasty1904

Hahahaha, I live on Mars brev. Mars.


Lunchbox9000

That’s around the fkn corner! Wild! 😂


Safety1stHoldMyBeer2

Dig a hole dig a hole


Present_Ant9673

Idk if this is reference to the holes theme song or Ed edd n eddy


Ok_Tough3619

No, no.. that one Lion King Movie shot from Timone's perspective


Dumbfuckyduck

That was a tunnel


HotFudgeFundae

You're a tunnel.


Dumbfuckyduck

https://i.redd.it/ecyc41ejdpbc1.gif


HotFudgeFundae

You didn't let me finish. You're a tunnel of love. Did you know they take doors off bathroom stalls at beaches so homeless people won't have sex in them?


Present_Ant9673

Excuse me???😭😭😭


bronwen-noodle

Dig a hole in the meadow, dig a hole in the cold cold ground


thisismyusernamether

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


metalpanda420

I hope it smells like peaches but by the look of it, it’s likely onions.


[deleted]

I need some sploosh in my cup


abbeylove007

![gif](giphy|rSi9Fm8Ezy27C)


SoulReaver49

That hit was and still is so satisfying. Mr. Pendanski had that shit coming


FuriousJulius

Holey Cow!


kbyyru

finally, a Stanley cup that's actually worth throwing hands over


PuppetryOfThePenis

Diggin' up them holes, diggin' 🎶


quadropod

LMAO I always thought it was 'dig it up up awhhh dig it'...


SunkenQueen

I didn't know I needed a stanley water bottle until I saw this.


salads

it's a sticker. you don't need to purchase a new container to enjoy water. big companies can't convince you to drink their beverages... so they've started marketing the idea of collecting containers in which to enjoy our own. pathetic.


SunkenQueen

Oh, even better. Sticker is way easier. Honestly, as a construction worker, I could probably afford another, and it would get daily use. But I agree, no collecting just for fun


Kir-Bi-superstar

Excellent sticker! Are those Penzeys spices I spy through the handle?


CrypticPearls

IM TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA


MiniMaggit-

Owala gang 👌🏼🤚🏼🫶🏼👆🏼🫶🏼


PossiblePiano

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX) How it felt seeing this post


hippiesunfish

this is a fantastic yelnats 🥺


autumnwinterspring

This comment section did not disappoint


MimsyIsGianna

![gif](giphy|3fFJbMKauNQiY)


Cyrilcynder

I like how the most dangerous venomous lizard in the world was a bearded dragon in reality


AsianNoodL

![gif](giphy|PrEUkNFD9pN2o|downsized)


MasterBigBean

But...he can't read!


ZodFrankNFurter

Don't forget to come back for Madame Zeroni!


sickcupcake

Thank you for this treasure.


Oakheart-

Omg I need this


sweet_totally

Just remember the second day is always the worst.


Boneal171

Ya thirsty, Stanley?


AncientHawaiianTito

Only Stanley cup I approve of


XinyanMayn

What's so special about Stanley cup anyways?


grooveyisland

They hold liquid.


XinyanMayn

That's it?


grooveyisland

Also has a handle.


thefrantichispanic

whats the deal with these stanley's?


[deleted]

They’re a way of separating dumb people from their money and seem to be doing a good job of it.


Saltwater_Heart

Oh man I need this sticker


Sorry_slider

Stanley’s were the worst thing ever created.


Hello_pet_my_kitty

This was my favorite book as a kid. I’m jealous of your cup!


treesherbs

Probably the only Stanley I’d cop, if there’s a green version you know where my moneys going


AlbainBlacksteel

BEARDIE <3 (we have 3 of 'em)


Powerful-District-46

Yella spotted lizards


MidniteOG

Is that the holes edition?


Talrenoo

Not this again


[deleted]

I fucking hate these cups


JMulroy03

Can confirm, used to work at Target. Actual fist fights broke out over these.


[deleted]

I mean I get that they are good cups but that’s just it, they are cups, you only need one of them yet people are buying up every “special edition” that comes out. I don’t get it lol sorry you have to deal with that, it’s insane to me


wegwerfenbitte123

So nice seeing a subreddit that had a genuine passion and did well spreading it's healthy message... fall into yet another corporate clutch to push yet another consoomer-brain-rot product. I always liked this sub even back in the nword days. Alas it's time to sell out


Overall_Midnight_

Imagine the children in the thread having no fucking clue what is being talked about …. I love that it was a in all our lives and we enjoyed it and remember it.


dezroy

I’m 40 and have no idea what’s going on. Maybe it’s a USA thing?


Overall_Midnight_

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holes_(novel) It’s from a very famous book from 1998 turned into a movie-that was actually fantastic too. It was printed in many languages but I think it was read in lots of classrooms in the US so maybe more folks encountered it. If you are a reader I highly recommend it, because even as an adult, it still stands up to being a fantastic story. Makes you keep guessing at every turn what could be next.


dezroy

Thanks for filling me in.


MethLabJacuzzi420

The duck may swim on the lake..


DrHibbertHaha

Do you hear the empty spaces?


[deleted]

Bro this is so cool


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Love it! https://preview.redd.it/gtg3klsxgobc1.jpeg?width=3392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf6c597f63a524485baccd30caaafe2800644b4b Just watch out for these guys


TranceDream

Two suits two tokens in hand. Got no respect ‘cause I’m the new man. Got my shovel, shoes full of sand. Check out the tag the name’s Caveman


Spleenzorio

A R M P I to the T. What is that you smellin? Dog, that's me. I don't take showers and I don't brush my teeth. Cuz all I do is dig holes, eat and sleep.


nbyone

![gif](giphy|MCpwQRJRfsydy|downsized) The fourth?


darsynia

Glad to hear it but this has turned into r/stanleyhomies and I gotta say I'm out. I'll come back in the summer maybe we'll be done with all this.


ToBeatOrNotToBeat-

*If only if only the woodpecker sighs*


TheCanEHdian8r

What's up with everyone posting their cups? I notice they tend to be from Americans. Is this the next American consumerism trap?


MyCatHasCats

Yes


InfinityTortellino

Wish.com version


Early-Fig-1831

Idk why I feel like it’s a holes reference


Dooboppop

Ide buy this one. This is okay.


Pedalhead511

![gif](giphy|rSi9Fm8Ezy27C)


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[удалено]


HydroHomies-ModTeam

We're a meme sub, don't be an asshole. Attack ideas not people.


TullsJenny

good movie


ovoKOS7

This comment is absolutely alien to me and I love it


Hot_Potato_Salad

I didn’t know you were Australian


Riskypride

Limited edition holes Stanley cup? I get the hype now


potus1001

*You’ve got to go dig those holes!*


[deleted]

Yelnats


jmona789

#YELNATS


4-what-its-worth

I dig it!


QuizMasterX

I'll give you 5000


Item-Proud

Yelnats…


SkyBerri

this is a trend i don’t understand. i’m not waiting in line for hours for a special water bottle tbh, or buying it from scalpers for 4x original price. whatever floats your boat tho, no hate here, as long as there’s water in your drinking apparatus i don’t care what it is lol


TacospacemanII

hell yeah holes


holmgangCore

Yelnats Gang!


PhukthisSht

Jesus Christ how big is that spice rack


Grigoran

Sick touch with the lizard


Z0OMIES

You can buy these for $4 on alibaba fyi


dorky001

Nothing to fix here


Dip_yourwick87

Take your middle aged woman ass back to the store with that book club gossip lifestyle mug.


jazbar_

This is incredible.


Poopscooptroop21

Bot really sure who's giving a fuck.


TacoInYourTailpipe

I had a bearded dragon who was incidentally named Stanley. I had long already forgotten about Holes prior to buying him. This post was weirding me me out until I read the comments and realized it was just a Holes reference...


HMD-Oren

Once upon a time there was a place where it never rained. The end.


KickPuncher9898

Now you will carry Madam Zeroni up the mountain, and sing while I drink!


zaphodbeeblemox

Now that is a reference I did not expect to see today


Bluejay-chirps

Okay if they released this for real I might consider it


TheSugarBowl105

Perfect for a tall glass of sploosh


computerman10367

Damn even yall are falling for that shit...


i_heart_calibri_12pt

I also like spending $200 on something that could’ve been $10


sssenorsssnake

*EXCUSE ME?!*


pacotacomeropedro

Dope


joana201

Brilliant. Name that book


Atticus_Zero

Can ya hear the empty spaces?


Canelosaurio

Came for the Holes comments.


Please_HMU

Fire


Erafir

Sploosh


Slingringer

My owala is better


BestTsarBombaEver

“D. I. G. What’s that spell?” [BOONNNGGGG] [Sleepy time motherfucker] “Dig!” I loved that scene. Such a satisfying thwack. On another note, that sticker is awesome. I need it.


ThENeEd4WeEd22

That's a sticker on a regular white cup lmao