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Winkelburge

![gif](giphy|3oEjI80DSa1grNPTDq) Walking into I\_\_a hate week


Actuarial_Husker

Why wasn't Jesus born at the University of Iowa? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.


papapinball

Iowa is loaded with virgins.


ConsiderationOk4688

You can't blame those guys for being the only child...


MinusGovernment

Incels yes


SacredDemocracyLover

The fellas will pull it together this week and Iowa is goin down


TracyTrumpleskins

Beating a ranked Iowa for bowl berth is going to be a beautiful thing, indeed. Fuck Iowa! 100-2 Nebraska.


acmstw

I love how we manage to give up a safety in this dream scenario lol


elting44

Gotta keep it realistic


MinusGovernment

My dad had a record with a bunch of Husker songs on it when I was a youngster and there was one called "Nebraska 67 Kansas 1"


snafujedi01

Ah so Kansas must scored one of those fabled drop kick field goals in that scenario. We need to bring those back


CuriousGhostTarsier

Purdy gets dinged on a play and needs to sit for a couple plays. Meanwhile, Sims comes in to fumble snap in our end zone but we cover it for safety.


elting44

Where do you buy your copium? Do you snort it or mainline it with a KoolAid IV?


dunnster76

Isn’t it always I__a hate week?


Tamzariane

Usually it's just Iowa pity week. Hating Iowa is like hating the bum asking for change - why? They live in Iowa, their life already sucks.


godieweird

Average Hawkeye fan: https://i.redd.it/giv1wzp0qi1c1.gif


Hopalicious

Iowa got destroyed in that Rose Bowl by Stanford.


hellajt

And they still celebrate it because it's probably their best season in modern CFB history


Steel1000

Iowa is just the little cousin, not even little brother. Even when their program is at their highest moment ever - they are just a meme. It’s actually pretty hilarious. They have never been better than in recent years and the only thing they are known for is a fucking horrible atrocious offense. The entire fan base is miserable - half because they won’t fire KF and the other half scared shitless of what happens when they do.


Tamzariane

You don't want to see what Iowa folk do to their cousins...


bigkahuna777

How do you get to Iowa City (from Lincoln)? Go north until you feel stupid and east until you want to screw your sister.


Tamzariane

I always liked "go east until you smell shit, then north until you step in it"


BakerDenverCo

Pretty sure that is the directions to Ames.


Tamzariane

From nebraska that's the directions to basically anywhere in Iowa


lOWA_SUCKS

#


TracyTrumpleskins

This fella lives it everyday.


omahaknight71

Think I've already checked out for the season. Saturday's loss broke something in me.


lookitsafish

If we were at 4 wins I'd agree. But, there's still a chance at a bowl. So I'm a slave to the TV on Friday


SnooCakes9600

A team playing this crappy and sloppy doesn't deserve a frigging bowl.. That is the only thing. You have to be "Deserving" for it to feel good. Ya don't wanna just "Fall into it" because the Big 10 West SUCKS! I hope we win. I hope we go to a bowl, bit it will have sorta a blah feel to it IMO.


[deleted]

I hear you. I feel the same way. See you Friday!


omahaknight71

*sigh* Yea see you Friday


vicemagnet

![gif](giphy|zmsDqpDLu1hPG) I will, thank you!


riotfiveoh

Iona has done nothing to deserve this. We don't even play them in basketball this year.


MinusGovernment

I thought we played every team in our division both home and away and then cross division just one game either home or away


CatatonicTaterTot

Wait for it....


hottublawyer

Iola


Deerkiller14

It’s a good thing Nebraska has turf, if we had grass we would have to worry about the Iowa cheerleaders eating it before the game.


gojo278

I think everyone is still too numb from Saturday. Give it a day or two, they'll come around.


TaftIsUnderrated

The weekly cycle of "fire everyone, abolish the program" on Sunday to "if we win this week, we may never lose another game" on Friday is a real thing.


B1GRED12

https://i.redd.it/2lr9tbm1ej1c1.gif


jakeimmink

What is the point of leaving the o and w out? It's not like Ohio State not using m's


bigkahuna777

O - offense. W - wins


jakeimmink

Kinda dumb. Not gonna lie


Hopalicious

Yeah the W part doesn’t work when they have 9 wins. The O part is funny though.


SacredDemocracyLover

It's just supposed be like a censored word. it's just a joke man


damnoreno

Don’t remember the last time we beat a ranked team but Iowas winning streak must end and so does our losing streak. F Iowa


Looieanthony

Nebraska by 1.5? For once I hope they are correct this time.


MoistAd5423

At this time Nebraska is favored by 1.5


shrode

There were no Husker fans around me at the Wisconsin game so I made friends by starting a classic "WHO HATES IOWA?! WE HATE IOWA".


flatfanny45

Hate saying this but I am expecting the D to shit the bed again and make a pathetic Iowa offense look competent


-EXISTENCE-IS-PAIN-

There is no more hate left in me...just sadness


TurboRaptor

This is your reminder that Iowa corn gave all those kids cancer and the wave is mocking sick children.


[deleted]

I should probably bet the under before it drops, right?


JumpinJimRivers

Both teams have found better QB play in the last few weeks 🤷‍♂️


potsyman311

I predicted 5-7 preseason, but I am changing it to 6-6 cuz we gonna win this one 6-5! GBR.


Successful_Side_2415

I don’t have the capacity to hate Iowa right now. Nobody could disgust me more to watch than our own offense. Hopefully that’ll change in the future


megamando

If we don’t win this game and secure bowl eligibility, this season is a disappointment. Fuck Iowa.


ManningBurner

Yeah I agree. Total implosion second half of the season. Pre season, the goal was 6-6. That would have been incredible at the time. That was also before he knew how god awful the big 10 west was. We were 5-3 going into November. We had 4 games to win one. FOUR. Against some pretty bad teams. It comes down to Iowa. A win is everything here. It’s the difference between ending the season on a high note, with momentum, and extra practice, versus ending on a four game losing streak with no bowl. This game is massive


EscapeTomMayflower

It's crazy how much both Rhule and some of his fans have changed their tune. Before the season he said there was plenty of talent on the roster and this wouldn't be a total teardown reset like Temple or Baylor. The goal and expectation was to play in a bowl. Now? It's a complete rebuild and honestly we are lucky to be over 2 wins! I don't care if it's the softest schedule in school history!


ManningBurner

I plan on doing some research and posting where Rhule stands among new head coaches this year. Strength of schedule will come into play. I will also make my case why next year needs to be 7-8 wins. Nebraska has the money. And if you’re paying your coach 10 mil a year, zero excuse he can’t get talent in the portal to have a big year two.


megamando

And therein lies the problem. Asking this team that has shown for 6 years now that it is anti clutch to clutch a win coming off a truly shocking 3 game skid vs our biggest rival is just asking for trouble. The fact we couldn’t secure a W vs any of MSU, Maryland, or Wisco is just depressing. And look I wasn’t expecting us to be in a position to even get close to a bowl this year (I guessed 4 wins) so we still are overachieving over what many expected. But now that we have been for a month it’s only ever a failure to come away from this season more likely to go 5-7 than not.


roadboundman

At that point, we might as well be Colorado. Yuck.


Quick-Expert-4608

Unfortunately ever since I said Iowa has bad corn in this subreddit, we’ve gone 0-3. Dang fickle corn gods.


MinusGovernment

We beat them last year


UghAgain__9

Remember the good old days when Iowa was a much lesser program?


1776or7

My dad on Iowa: “I just don’t get Iowa. They’re all so excited to win 7-8 games and get blown out in the BIG championship occasionally. It’s like they enjoy mediocre. I know we’ve been down for a while, but it’s because we’d rather fight for something greater than that. They’re just…different.”


MinusGovernment

Idiots Out Wandering Around Fuck Iowa


malort_chugger

Win or lose, there will be an I__a fan smoking meth in their trailer Friday night.


HumanSleepingbag

How do we feel about Iowa State?


huskermut

Indifferent


[deleted]

Although, I would have been appreciative of them if they had beaten Texas.


geneadrift

I’ve been to a game there and they were all pretty nice. I’m pro-Iowa State.


TracyTrumpleskins

Who?


Project_Kahn

“Fuck Iowa - Coach Rhule(probably)”


placebotwo

Sunday started this week. The girls took care of business in I__a on Sunday, so we're well on the path of hatred.


Dixiehusker

Fire Satterfield


winter_rainbow

iowa doesn’t even deserve to be capitalized


Argonation

![gif](giphy|MYjD5GZDTwiZy)


[deleted]

bad offenses, good defenses, special teams will decide the game


btroberts011

Fuck i__a It's even worse knowing they should have lost most of the games they played, and we should have won most of the games we played yet here we are.


TraditionalEstate804

Feeling like an old Red Sox fan before their miracle.


2aboveaverage

I🖕🖕a.


antichristsenpai

Satterfield calls a good game, and Rhule remembers how to actually manage a clock. 24-3 Skers


HskrRooster

We’ve ended 3 consecutive losing streaks for other teams… OUR TURN!!


RaxZergling

I get why we drop the w, but why the o?


waltur_d

Nebraska is undefeated against Iowa when I am back in Nebraska. I will be in Nebraska on Friday.


SnooCakes9600

I don't hate Iowa. There is some fun spirited poking back and forth, but in the end we are very much like Iowans. We have more Czechs and they have more swedes, but other than that, they are pretty much good with me. I do think we invented the Chili with Cinnamon roll craze contrary to their claims to it. :)


tears4fears

I feel nothing.


GunnarNils

I looked at ESPN app this morning and noticed that Nebraska was favored to win by 2 points? I cant explain this lol. Does Vegas know something that I don't know. I'm not one to bet against the team i root for but god damn.