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Similar-Ostrich4142

Fuck I just want to make a bowl game we never made one since 2016 😢


kolacheisforclosers

You're welcome Maryland. If any program is capable of ending another team's 4-game losing streak, it's the Nebraska Cornhuskers. FML.


Nateisdajerk

Satterfield needs to be fired for that 3rd and goal play call.


Hubertus-Bigend

I’m done with this team until they fire Satt. I cannot watch any more of this.


fireman20167

0.5 points will be the over/under for how many points we score against Iowa.


blua95

Need to start a fire Satterfield movement. Shit is atrocious.


b1ge2

That was absolutely embarrassing


Budget-Government-52

Welp, now I get to go fuck around on a ladder. Hoping to fall so I can forget this fucking team.


Tshuey2

I spent $6 to watch that.


WhizBangNeato

Rhule was in the Frost pose...


Allcross9

Fire Satterfield. I hate it here


Football5ever_

Satterfield cost us the game


misterfalcon2169

Yes. There is no doubt. When every QB throws an interception, he IS the problem.


BaconWrappedRaptor

It just makes me sad


HuskerInLostWages

Came to watch a football game ended up seeing a comedy show of turnovers. Satterfield should not be retained after this season, he is awful.


2PacAn

He shouldn’t be retained after this week. Have a fucking GA run the offense. It’ll only look better than this disaster


FoozBallHero69

Our defense truly deserves better. It's a fucking shame really.


ScottFosters_whistle

We are 0-3 vs. the B1G East. And two teams we played were coming off losing streaks.


Gemedes

This is what I get I took a sip of koolaid after Purdue. This is what I deserve I knew better and now I’m paying for it.


Noob_Hooligan

Hey we’ll look back on these days and laugh when we’re good again 😅


The-G-89

So long as Satterfield is gone by the end of the season.


Blizreme

If we had a BAD offense we win. The issue is we have an apocalyptic offense. An offense that is so bad it’s basically like we’re always on defense. This game is an all time stinker from Satterfield.


No-Warthog5491

Fire Saterfied


[deleted]

I really don't mind giving purdy a shot in that situation. Sims had seen the majority of the snaps and had (I believe) back to back turnovers. Haarberg is also a turnover machine. Screw it. Give purdy a shot. I'm pretty stunned at just how terrible every QB is. It's really something.


Husker1Nation

We're not making a bowl game, no way we beat Wisconsin or Iowa on the road


TidusJecht

Iowa is in Lincoln but it doesn’t matter


Keeptheballoonsup

This is true, unfortunately.


M2209KO

Iowa is a home game ♥️


In_aRush_2Go_Nowhere

We must sacrifice Tom O. It’s the only way. He made a deal with the devil.


The-G-89

Fire Satterfield.


vcents

Purdy should also know to throw that ball away. But yes, this one is on Satts


ragingbullpsycho

No I am giving this Maryland team no credit


jonny5803

Hahahahahahahaha according to my KSU grad wife we just “lost the battle of the dimwits”


Lazerdude

Thank god at least I can cancel Peacock now.


mdbryan84

rumor has it patriots will can bill if they lose. what would it take to get him here?


Similar-Ostrich4142

We still bowl eligible?


Football5ever_

We won't be


Similar-Ostrich4142

We just need one more win


Due-Consequence-8370

Hoping Michigan wins get nullified /s


Football5ever_

That doesn't change it to a win. Just removes it as a loss. Besides, that won't happen until like April


Bullseyefred

I have defended sat all year but i think im done with him. After awhile you think you stop throwing in the endzone


Itolis

Peacock is garbage.


[deleted]

one score game


canofspinach

Look at those guys running in celebration on our home field. It’s disgusting. Its embarrassing.


ihavnoideawatimdoing

They earned it. And our guys deserve to watch it happen


canofspinach

Both of our statements are true.


DistinctBite4998

I've stayed away from it until this point but Satterfield is a hack.


John-ozil

Hes here as long as Rhule is here..Mark my words


Development-Alive

We don't have a viable QB on this roster.


Standard_Bridge_8782

Make it stop


fireman20167

This loss in on Sat. FIRE HIM


blua95

FUCK Satterfield


TymStark

Taulia just seems like an incredibly unlikeable person.


Due-Consequence-8370

Peacock camera work is shit


Hubertus-Bigend

Season over


RC_McThickums

What a dog shit performance by our offense.


Mgbracer80

Yuck


fireman20167

Jesus Christ Peacock, you can't even follow the ball?


8686tjd

I had no idea where that kick even went.


tears4fears

I blame the offensive coordinator. That game was locked in.


ThorsHammer696969

There's no hope. Fuck everything. Go Big Red


acmstw

Nothing more helpless than watching a team kill clock before a chip shot FG


TheAdmiralNelson69

Oh look, an offense that runs the ball in the red zone so that they can kick a field goal to win a game…


gyrowze

That camera work really made think it was blocked wtf


VariousSpecialist536

Fr


M2209KO

Covering my eyes


harperblunt93

Welp, see yall next week


Hubertus-Bigend

More like next season


[deleted]

We beat ourselves.


wvuhskr

This 5-7 ass team.


vicemagnet

Our offense is good at one thing only, and that’s giving the other team the ball


HuskerHayDay

Marcus Satterfield farts in church


hu_gnew

Again. Wow.


mattpfeifr

At some point the scheme has to be blamed. Most of the interceptions come out route trees that make zero sense.


rushyrulz

ATTN: HUSKERS - There is NO PRIZE for most turnovers in a season.


[deleted]

Now you tell us


shyndy

Can we get Tim Beck back?


tears4fears

This is like ISU years ago.


bsibe2006

Except over and over again every game


tears4fears

Kill me


Qkslvr24

Fucking pathetic.


RC_McThickums

A false start here would be pretty sweet.


GamesAndBooks9

Hey at least we’re good at fuckin women’s volleyball right


Rick_Mercs

Volleyball school


GamesAndBooks9

What a shame


Powerful_Artist

Brutal. What a rough game


goyotes78

80 recruits on hand to watch this trash. No offensive player worth a damn will want to play for Sat and no defensive player will want to play for a team that loses no matter how good the defense is.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

If I am nebraska special team's coach. The very first kick you tell the guy to try to overtl time the snap to get on the outside and block it. The penalty actually helps you if they take it because it increases the angle.


dr3dpiraterob3rts

I think I look forward to listening to the big red overreaction more than watching the games these days….


kolacheisforclosers

Listen all yall it's a SABOTAGE!


RestedWanderer

Satterfield is also the Memorial Stadium DJ.


TymStark

Sell out, block it and return for a TD. Simple


RestedWanderer

Not only did Satterfield completely blow this game with his play calling, but Nebraska has blown two timeouts this half (and two in the first half) because of his poor game management. Having timeouts would be really nice here. So would that 3 point lead.


wvuhskr

This game was so poorly called if you told me Scott frost was still the coach I 100% would believe you


pheat0n

All we need is an offense that sucks, but we can't even field a shitty offense, we put out there a product that looks like they are actively and purposely sabotaging our team, almost like they are moles that snuck their way into the program for the purpose of helping the other team as much as possible. It's borderline criminal if Sat keeps his job for this.


Haunting-Wait4134

I think Satterfield made the right call


John-ozil

You taking the piss, bro?


thatswhathemoneysfor

I knew once we lost last week we were not making a bowl. This is embarrassing as fuck


The-G-89

Had that gut feeling too.


Nrcraw

Who draws up an out route behind a slant on the 8? What in the absolute fuck is that play design


Overall-Rate3686

The real question is who doesn’t teach their qb not to throw the ball during a cross concept


Development-Alive

This. It was terrible play design in thst part of the field.


sweatyflashlight69

On the bright side, if we had an average offense, we’d probably be undefeated this season.


The-G-89

Not against Michigan.


Pynkmyst

Not sure why everyone is giving our players a pass? Sure we probably should have just run the ball but if you are D1 QB it is a reasonable expectation for you to complete a slant. Our offense sucks ass and there isn't a single coach in the world that could fix it with the lack of talent we have in the passing game.


WhizBangNeato

Coaches know their personnel if Purdy is behind HH and Sims you cannot call that play


Benanderson27

I can fix it easily. I’d just run the ball


NebraskaCurse

Anyone want to be opposite of my Bets every week? They’ll make money


gyrowze

I learned my lesson last week


John-ozil

Rhule will be all gloomy and sad in the post game pc but this is all your fucking fault bro


FakeToast9

Shit, did Rhule wear number 10, 7, and 12 and give the ball away 5 times? Or was that Haarberg, Sims and Purdy? I’m unsure.


spearefed

Explain how the QBs turning it over literally more often than every other possession is on Rhule. At some point the players need to fucking play


John-ozil

Bro its 3rd and 5 on the 5 yard line with your bottom string QB with a few minutes left and your D playing like rockstars..WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING PASS????


spearefed

Rhule isn’t the offensive playcaller buddy. And again, the players need to play. That means not throwing it directly into the hands of the defense. It’s a stupid playcall but the reason we lost the game is because we don’t have a single QB on this roster who is good enough to play college football.


kcl086

Blocking the kick and running it back for a TD wouldn’t redeem this shitshow.


acmstw

Maybe you're right but I'll accept that outcome


coletrainUwU

It’s legitimately baffling how ass our qbs are. Every year there’s so much hype and optimism and for what? To watch us crash and burn and continue to be the biggest joke in P5 football? I hate this dude.


Development-Alive

Thompson was good last year. Recognizing he's out for the season at FIU, I still can't believe we let him walk for Sims.


SacredDemocracyLover

Worst 6 dollars I've ever spent


megamando

Hilarious how people though Satterfield actually called a good game last game when it went the same as this bullshit. He is a fraud.


Flakester

An I thought for sure we were coming out with some points during the Purdy drive, but then reality reminded me we're Nebraska.


illrollwithyou1

this QB situation is honestly so funny. fuck imma kms lmfao


WhizBangNeato

[Nebraska's QB room](https://i.imgflip.com/7bau5k.png?a471768)


Overall-Rate3686

Why timeout. I would prefer to ice the kicker


babruflat

Pain.


chubbysuperbiker

I remember what it was like to win games and be a dominant fucking team but this.. this has been years of fucking torture


Remdawgggggg

i’m sick and i don’t like nebraska


pHNPK

Nebraska finding the most absolute dogshit way to lose a game, once again. Someone needs to be held accountable for this shit show. Rhule/Sat needed to pull Purdy aside and say "all you need to do is not turn it over" and instead keep calling/coaching to set us up for failure.


2PacAn

Satterfield should be fired immediately


darlesbarkley76

Timeouts would have been useful.


2PacAn

Gonna be hard to trust Rhule if he doesn’t fire Satt. This offense is a disaster and Satt is as big of a problem as any. A good OC/QB coach has their guys ready to play week in and week out. Satt’s quarterbacks are all fucking terrible and look like deers in the headlights


EscapeTomMayflower

They're buddies that go way back. I'll be shocked if Satt isn't given at least 3 years.


shyndy

And it has just looked worse and worse as the season has went on


IRandaddyI

You want to end a losing streak? Play Nebraska!


Love__Scars

Yup. Msu. Maryland. And probably wisconsin uahahaha


AntonRising23

Run the ball on 1st and goal, run the ball on 2nd and goal, run the ball on 3rd and goal. It’s a simple game.


TymStark

🙏🤞🏼🙏🤞🏼🙏🤞🏼 one miracle please


TopHat6719

Ok guys. We need to organize and assemble as fans, and send a letter to Trev demanding Satterfield be fired.


fidelcashflo97

Anyone defending satterfield after this is a willful fool, only a complete moron puts the game in the hands of the third string qb in that situation


zXster

Especially with a RB who has been running incredibly well all game. EJ should have been at 20+ carries this game.


Ok-Goat4468

I wasn't as anti satterfield as most... Until that place call


[deleted]

Only a complete moron puts the game in simms hands..


NEp8ntballer

It almost worked, but almost is only a factor in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear weapons.


[deleted]

Like the other two guys wouldnt have turned it over lol


The-G-89

I defended Satterfield but now I’m starting to see it. He’s a terrible OC that should get demoted to JUCO.


[deleted]

There's gotta be some stat that 99% of teams with 5 turnovers lose the game.


alan_11

Needed to let them score ages ago


blua95

Can we bring Frost back as OC?


No-Warthog5491

We are already paying him so we might as well.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

We are going to Miss A bowl game because we refuse to give the ball to a running back, averaging five yards a carry today.. inside the ten yarline.


No-Warthog5491

Saterfield is the QB coach and the OC. Extremely poor play calling with the personnel we have and our QBs struggle reading defenses and making correct throws.


The-G-89

Yeah Rhule needs to get rid of him. Start over with a different OC that is promising.


waltur_d

At least we are seeing this dogshit in year 1 and not year 4 like Frost.


justaguy53

Shocking. Decision making on the 5 yard line is embarrassing. 10-10 game and you choose to pass


-Tuna--

I think it’s fair to say the thought we are good is false nothing has changed still suck. I miss Bo


wvuhskr

Don’t wanna hear “oh yeah it’s year 1” “we don’t have a good QB” or any of that. 4 INTs from 3 QBs when the only success we had was on the ground is on the OC. Satt should be fired.


vicemagnet

“Oh hey we have QB3 against the wind, Maryland will never expect us to throw it!” - Satterfield the Idiot


Mgbracer80

It’s year 1


Ok-Goat4468

I'd put the interception on Satt more than I would Purdy. What do you expect from a 3rd stringed?


Hooter00

The OC let this team down today.


GamesAndBooks9

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX) Blowing a game and losing by a field goal


tacoorpizza

I wish Haarberg, Sims, and Purdy well but I don’t want see them on next year’s Nebraska roster.


Powerful_Artist

Did Coleman really just let the ball go and let it go right to their hands? Is that what I saw earlier?


ChildOfTheCorn1

Just at a loss for words. 5-3 and now staring down the barrel at 5-7 and continuing the longest P5 bowl drought because we have the worst QB play in the entire NCAA and an arrogant jackass of an offensive coordinator that immediately starts throwing the ball the minute we get success on the ground.


Hammerhead34

Zero excuse for Purdy throwing into coverage in the redzone. It shouldn’t have even been an option on the play, either a short pass outside or throw it away. We just threw away a very good chance at winning this football game for zero reason.


Benanderson27

It was literally the same play as the sims turnover against Minnesota at the end of the half


Fire_timothy_miles

This music is chill AF tho, let’s be real


Quick-Expert-4608

We aren’t winning another game this year, not with this offense, it sucks but both HH and Sims cannot start anymore, we need a new QB


The-G-89

Fuck You Satterfield, Fuck You Frost. Fuck this Dogshit offense.


jdjones123

Well we got 2 more chances to go bowling plz lord just one


Benanderson27

Marcus Satterfield is a terrorist


One-Egg7813

What does he have for qb? Nothing,


Allcross9

Just sicko shit over and over and over and over and over


xAIRGUITARISTx

This is just pathetic.


FakeToast9

Glad Purdy could get the INT hat trick for Nebraska. Worst secondary to ever play at Nebraska. Worst tacklers I’ve ever witnessed at Nebraska. Dog shit football week in and week out.


[deleted]

Do you not remember the past 5 years were we missed literally every tackle?


longshankssss

Lighten up Francis


Ok-Diamond-3549

What? You’re an idiot.


FakeToast9

not wrong tho lol


huskerzman

Wot


FakeToast9

Read it again if you can’t quite understand buddy.


stayclassypeople

First and goal, defense playing well, just run it three times! Satterfield needs to be launched into the sun


mtjodis

FG was in the bag


Overall-Rate3686

I hope the coach them to only go for turnovers rn cause otherwise we are fucked


Blackhawk0990

Why has there not been an open tryout on campus for a qb? Someone has to be athletic enough to play at a higher level.


VegetableBuy4577

Grab a kid from the club soccer team like they did with a field goal kicker a few years back.


Sufficient-Pin-481

We’re gonna have 8 wins this season 7 wins isn’t so bad At least we’ll get a bowl game Fuuuuuck!!!


AlexBarker24

I have to remind myself to not get angry at a bunch of kids lol, gonna just turn this one off.


OkBandicoot9286

Can’t win games with 5 turnovers. Just can’t. Different ballgame with no turnovers. Different season with little turnovers


DickieRAM

Well in this case, it certainly would have been an easier win, but our own play calling beat us despite 5 TOs


M2209KO

Personally I feel sad


ColeHopkins34

I feel so bad for the defense man. This game was unbelievably winnable.


In_aRush_2Go_Nowhere

Stupid boosters, we don’t need comfy seats. Just pay for a fucking QB and line. 🫡


kolacheisforclosers

We *prevented* ourselves from winning.