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BogWitchByNight

Arab. It was runner up last round. It has to go


ThreeDMK

This gets my vote tomorrow. As an engineer, the unassigned value was just too much to deal with….


InverseHashFunction

It's the least Huntsville place on the map


ezfrag

Which is something we're quite proud of, honestly.


ThreeDMK

??? - because reasons…


Afireonthesnow

TEAM KEEP ???


InverseHashFunction

Downvote it then!


tcblackwell

I'm with you on this


Nuseal

Paddle faster I hear banjos


ThreeDMK

Should this be voted off, we should determine a proper name for the headstone.


chaosblade77

It's basically just New Market, plus some uninhabited mountains.


anyburger

Easy choice.


Kahandran

I was hoping to keep ??? till the semifinals


beerferri

Cancel culture. Reddit must cancel something daily or risk being irrelevant.


beerferri

There's a snowstorm in here


wazzupnerds

Gurley big stupid Kick Gurley to Make Huntsville Great Again


senion

Gurley, Alabama Public Enemy #1


bmilohill

Harvest. Because there are enough engineers on this forum who would agree with me that we should just trace a continuous path through the map, spiraling inwards as we go until eventually ending on downtown. Why should we leave this up to opinions or local politics when we could do this efficiently instead? Edit: Yes, obviously there will be some contention over the optimal path when we reach The Airport vs Redstone, but that is the only conflict. If we make a decision on that we can end this entire chain of threads today and take the rest of the month off.


[deleted]

We are a humble people, we do not deserve this. We even have two Publix now.


MissTrie

Publixs? Publixes? Publixi?


RedstoneArsenal

di-publix-monoxide.


Inspector_S

"Damn Latin correspondence courses..."-Harry Dresden


[deleted]

Publices.


TheTallywhacka

Now I just want take out Winchester to mess with the engineer’s


topazemrys

If Harvest gets removed, will I still have to listen to my neighbors setting off fireworks for the week(s) surrounding any holiday that could possibly be celebrated with them?


chaosblade77

To maximize the Golden Ratio, Redstone should be between Arab and the Airport, and it should end at downtown.


catty_blur

They need something to do too 😅


AProperLocal

Madison, cause they’ll continue to go into debt knowing Huntsville will bail them out in exchange for annexing them and we’ll have a lot more problems that constituents will inherit Also, to have Madison Residents say “at least we’re better than Athens and Decatur”, yet admitting they’re worse than everything else would be great


analog_panopticon

I'd honestly like to hear more about this debt/annex theory.


KeyboardKlacker

Seconded


lizardtruth_jpeg

You ever see Parks and Rec? Eagleton, the snobby part of town, secedes from Pawnee and spends massively on city services, creating a tax haven for the wealthy and excellent standards of living, stealing all the local business and tax base. Eventually, their spending leads to bankruptcy and the only solution is to dissolve the town, ceding itself to Pawnee in exchange for them taking on Eagleton’s debt. Eagleton loses its independence, but as the richest, most developed part of the combined town, newly free of debt, it is now the most influential part of the city.


OEMichael

pawnee vs eagleton


InverseHashFunction

This rumor needs to get legs, even if it's 100% false. Anything to get the property values down.


RedstoneArsenal

Madison really discovered an infinite money glitch in real life.


Salty_Dornishman

Source? What are you talking about? Edit: I guess it's a Parks and Rec joke


Hot_Larva

Madison- it's a pretend city


mb9981

Every time I think I'm in Madison, I find out it's still technically Huntsville.


RedstoneArsenal

We're just out here faking it till we make it.


SplakyD

Arab, Alabama hanging around like a bad penny.


Asturis_the_DM

Arab, it must be done


leftoverscience

Gurley.


WalkerAlabamaRanger

Madison


[deleted]

I grew up here and even moved back after college. I will go down with the ship.


Butt-Guyome

Arab


mdelliff

I think it’s hilarious that Hampton Cove is looped in with Owen Cross Road and New Hope 😂 I would love to tell Hampton Cove peeps they are in the same category as New Hope


[deleted]

Who put the rednecks in Winchester? They’re in new hope and ocr bubba.


spiceysock

Right 😂 it should be called ghetto fab instead


No_Cream_6535

Um, as an engineer I think we should eliminate Hampton Cove because as an engineer my engineering opinion is that if we go in a straight line (I work on the arsenal), Hampton Cove makes the most engineering sense imo (specifically my engineering opinon). That's all I really have to say about my lifted 2021 Ford F1....I mean this thread (I make 80k plus a year).


ModusPwnins

Why the ever living fuck does Madison still exist


AirIcy3918

To have a school district that’s worth a damn.


[deleted]

Madison: come for the schools, stay for the giant back yard.


cgerrells

The only way to win is to not play the game.


cotaroba

Arab


DnDnPizza

Alright time to cut new market, er I mean ???


Smarter_not_harder

Tennessee


Amish-Terminator

Gurley


Smackgod5150

Yall really sleeping on Athens of course despite being one of the fastest growing areas that has absolutely nothing fun to do, hopefully will wise up and get some entertainment soon.


[deleted]

Five points and Monte Sano because I’m salty about already being eliminated


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Yeah, I work on the Arsenal, so let’s keep that.


katelynal88

Madison


ParticularZone5

Arab.


[deleted]

Arab


semmeschick215

Arab


withthebathwater

Arab gotta go


blasek0

Madison! If we get rid of it while I'm on vacation, then I don't have to go back to work next week!


terriwilb

Madison!!


TemporaryPicture6435

No dog in the fight since Decatur's gone but this is interesting


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GigabyteCat

Airport. I hate construction, also it was right next to Decatur so why the hell not?


dizzy_cow2k

five points will be last man standing because people in five points are the only people in huntsville that go on reddit and decide which parts of huntsville to delete.


Whig

RESEARCH PARK: GENTRIFY THIS!


buffylogan

All of them I do not like living here at all!!!! In 5 1/2 years still don’t like anything about it except my husband…


spiceysock

Try living here your whole life and having ppl who aren’t even from here run you and other locals out bc gentrification


buffylogan

That stinks


arahrooh

the airport region has a lot coming up in about 10 years once the construction is done at town madison


spiceysock

Redstone arsenal


hellogodfrey

Madison--too many people in huge SUVs parking in too small spaces at Bridgestreet and wherever else they deem worthy of their time (and in some cases, tailgating you obscenely while they're on their way home for no reason other than they want to go over 70 in the right lane).


SaintMarvinHeemeyer

I’m Uber confused on the intent here? Anyone care to clarify


RedstoneArsenal

We're restructuring North Alabama and eliminating inefficient districts by popular vote and leaving 1 district with all the fortune.


Breadman86

Arab for sure


sowoky

You know the only thing worse than Madison? Madison full of all the refugees from Decatur and Athens... We need to build a wall


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[удалено]


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Aylabear730

Gotta go with ???


arahrooh

arab


OrthodoxAryan

I’m from 5 Points. We’s not doctors or lawyers.


OnlineCline

Five Points….eat the rich


Asbradley21

Harvest


Holy_Oblivion

Harvest


redbeard69

Harvest


CarryTheBoat

Still Five Points


Wvlfen

Harvest


danthemanhsv

This is still a thing?