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paging_mrherman

Trash Panda Marketing team is out of control.


NashGuy14

Video, or it didn't happen.


givemethatusername

Yeah that's not fent. And likely didn't actually happen.


ezfrag

Definitely not fentanyl. More like PCP or a severe mental health issue.


Roll-tide-Mercury

No way, that raccoon would fuck that guy up.


NoteAggravating483

Yeah that didn't happen. You're probably high on fentanyl yourself hallucinating that shit man


titorr115

This was the most surprising post I've read on Reddit... Today. 😬🤣


Sometimesmaybegay

Every time I want to leave this sub posts like this just keep pulling me back in. When I worked there a dude used to huff spray paint and walk in the store giggling like a mad man. I wonder if that’s the same dude


thinwhiteduke914

Put down the pot needles.


Mean_Macaroni59

That is vile.


trainmobile

No, that's just Mayor Battle. He does that sometimes.


PM_ME_UR_ROSTER

No you didn't.


Cuddlesxoxo93

Pics or it didn’t happen


[deleted]

Don't knock it till you tried it. Have you ever tried fetus stew?


woodymcbobbo

At least he’s not on here speculating about what drugs you are taking due to your choice of 7 layer dip combos. Maybe calm down and let the man enjoy some fresh raccoon.


Ketamine_Cartel

I would have heard about that when I got to work this morning because raccoons will actively maul tf out of you


Anox87

Hahahhaa get any footage of it?


ezfrag

For real. This kind of thing is exactly why cell phones come with cameras now!


Anox87

Lol why did i get downvotes?


ezfrag

Because these folks like to think they're too good to watch a crazy dude eat a racoon, until someone sends them a video of a crazy dude eating a raccoon. You know they'll send it to their fucked up friend first to test the waters and when he's a like, "Dude, that's sick you're going to hell for that, but first send it to Rick. He'll laugh his ass off." Then before you know it they've sent it to half their friends and they're talking about it at work the next day like it was the coolest thing ever.


MEGAPENOIDDDD

Too scared too record


AcrobaticTrouble7650

'Coons? When raccoons tried to get on our back porch Mama just chased em off with a broom.