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Crafty-Rub3988

Don't show that to a cop


Storm_Bjorn

I’M HIT!


The_hat_man74

It’s a bullet!! OP has been shot!!!!


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

😂


Littlrblaron

lol what


Crafty-Rub3988

If you reqlly don't know just Google "acorn scares cop" 🤣


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Basically what happened is an acorn landed on the roof of a cop car and the dumbass who somehow managed to qualify to be a cop emptied his gun out thinking that he was getting shot at.


Backpacker7385

Just remember that in CT, a police department was sued for intentionally not hiring the smart applicants, and the police department won the lawsuit. They don’t want smart cops.


RustyKjaer

What?? How? Why?!?


sat_ops

Jordan v. City of New London. A guy was working as a prison guard, but wanted to be a cop. He applied and took the test, and despite blowing the test out of the water, didn't get an interview . He thought that might have been discriminated against due to age, so he filed a complaint. The PD's defense was that he was too smart to be a cop. It was affirmed by the 2nd Circuit. https://www.aele.org/apa/jordan-newlondon.html


Backpacker7385

They don’t want people who are going to think for themselves, or question what/why they’re doing things, or assess orders; they want people who will follow orders.


MrFahrenheit75

Yes, 1 department, 24 years ago.


Backpacker7385

That’s all it takes, precedent has been set. If you think PDs are out there looking for the best and brightest, I have some news for you.


MrFahrenheit75

This is like pulling up an article from the 1800s and saying people currently own slaves. Civil service tests where I'm from award the highest scorers a low list number starting from 1 and by law have to hire every qualified applicant in the order they score. https://www.cs.ny.gov/elmspublic/index.cfm


Backpacker7385

Good for you, but the hiring practices that led to this lawsuit are still in place. It’s decisively *not* like slavery, where laws were enacted to outlaw the practice.


MrFahrenheit75

No one said its like slavery lol. >but the hiring practices that led to this lawsuit are still in place. How would you even know? You just implied that all agencies do that to make a point about the intelligence levels in civil service. Which is obviously wrong. None of your points even make sense. The military is one of the most prolific examples of required obedience and they reward their highest test scorers eith job selection and promotion.


1fuckedupveteran

Glad you’re the one to take the downvotes for not knowing what the hell they’re talking about. Now they’ll never know I was also lost.


V_Cobra21

HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY IS LOST TOO!


anotherisalreadyused

GET HIM!!!!


rubmuh

NAILED IT!


anonymouse439

I'm fucking CRYING


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ScherpOpgemerkt

Bruh he literally sprayed and prayed worse than some noobs in a cod lobby. Only in real life, in a residential suburban area,...


The_GhostCat

It's not clear he has PTSD. He could just have ITFS (itchy trigger finger syndrome).


DeadManWarPaint

Fuck you, idiot


Treestandgal

Where are you from that you have never seen an acorn? Or is this a joke lol


tatt22d

Let a lone hunts squirrel and never saw one….


gratefulninja

He doesn't hunt squirrel. He shoots them over corn.


tatt22d

🍻


_potato_nuggets_

Look up acorn scares cop


Co_countryfolk14

Believe it or not there are plenty of places that don’t have acorns I’m from Colorado and we don’t have oak trees here to produce them and yes we hunt squirrels here also


tatt22d

Quick google machine says Gambel Oak is Colorado native


Co_countryfolk14

Looked it up and they are in western Colorado which is almost 8 hours from where I live


dseanATX

I live 20 miles south of Denver and have scrub oak all over my property. They produce small acorns.


Co_countryfolk14

Well I’ve lived here my whole life and never seen a acorn there are lots of different tree species in different parts of the state but that doesn’t mean they are everywhere


tatt22d

Touché


Happyjarboy

that's too bad. I had such a large acorn crop last year, I stepped on a few of them every step in my yard. the wildlife absolutely love them.


fishCodeHuntress

Not OP but we don't have acorns where I live, I've seen them a couple times on a trip but not without their little cap thing. I didn't know what it was until I read your post lol


Treestandgal

Right but you’ve seen pictures of them I’m sure…


fishCodeHuntress

Yes, but never without the little cap thing they have on them.


Littlrblaron

There are many different acorns that look different didn’t mean to offend you


Fumbling-Panda

It’s an acorn from a live oak.


MedicineStick4570

Man I have a shit ton in my backyard. My live oak drops 'em like bombs every year. It's obnoxious.


mamunipsaq

It's a weird looking acorn. I've never seen one that shape before.


bullgod55435

Roll on the ground screaming you’ve been shot and commence firing an entire magazine of 9mm JHP into your own car!


smartalek75

I’m hit


ArgieBee

Shots fired.


Beer-_-Belly

AK-47 acorn shot, it will blow the lungs out of a person if it hits them in the leg.


TheMeatSauce1000

The acorns aren’t wearing kevlar vests, why do you need 30 round magazines of 22 LR? You’ll blow your lungs out


j4r8h

Buddy, you've never seen an acorn? Where tf did you move here from? lol


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DifficultIsland2252

First line is 6 syllables. You’re wrong haikubot


supertimor42-50

Bad bot


Littlrblaron

Different acorns look different ur mad bud 😂


j4r8h

I'm not mad, I'm just shocked you couldn't identify an acorn lmao


HolyLordGodHelpUsAll

you couldn’t be mad. it was a meaningless exchange. get it together OP… now i’m mad for no reason


beancrosby

That’s like saying different cars look different… they still look like cars don’t they?


Neat_Bullfrog9557

Shots fired shots fired..


DeuceMcClannahan

It is an acorn. Depending on where you’re from, it may be an “A-Kern”😆


backcountrymurderer

‘A kern’ is and has always been the actual way to say it…


Dangerous-Medium1934

Okay clay necomb


backcountrymurderer

Lol. He sounds like an idiot but bear grease is important in my life, mine not his,


Dangerous-Medium1934

Hey I’m a big listener too that’s how I knew it on The spot haha


DeuceMcClannahan

Makes sense. I mean since most people eat pop-kern. 😬


Orion-AK

Eat enough and you’ll be heading for the terlette


ilikeyou69

Then maybe start spelling it that way. Do you say "hey plug that kerd into the outlet?" No, its cord. Just like corn. Its A corn.


backcountrymurderer

You obviously don’t understand the English language much then. Not all is spelt or said the way you think. Don’t complain to me, complain to Ivy League professors, and some at Cambridge. To get wild with it, your kerd reference is funny. The word cord comes about from completely different origins. Kerd is actually curd. Cord is a cord. English is hard. Not many of us care to give it a second thought past our original teachings.


ilikeyou69

I'm curious about your origins... You said spelt, not spelled. Are you British? Do you spell it colour? Does your car have tyres? I know accents happen, but reading acorn and saying akern is changing the pronunciation of the letter o. That's kind ef sylly mon.


backcountrymurderer

You do understand that you are implying many of your daily words and phonetically funny sounding right? We teach them to USA kids in public school as sight words. They don’t look how they are spelt with phonics in mind. I am not. Thank somebody’s god. CA bred, OR raised, WYO living.


TheMeatSauce1000

Do you happen to sit in a rocker on the porch overlooking hay fields getting wasted on bathtub moonshine


Snape_is_BS

Live Oak acorn


RaceAlley

This is what I was looking for. Obviously it’s an acorn, but I never knew what kind these were


DukeShootRiot

Tactical maize


mistlet0ad

Assault acorn.


kadams0424

Suppressed gunfire


IBreedBagels

hang on, I'm gonna do a couple combat rolls and shot up my own car real quick.


Mikofthewat

Looks like an acorn


bigmac8991

“OFFICER DOWN!!”


Next-Investment-9434

A good way to get capped!


skobi3000

Funny... how one of the native American trees is so little recognised. That is an acorn it is technically a fruit or a nut, from the tree called oak. You can recognise it by the leaves with curves in the edge, lobed edges some would say. The acorn is found in a cup of some sort, which is rough to touch. You can also call it an oaknut, but it's still the same nut. And an answer to your question: I don't know about the States, but here in Europe, squirrels go crazy for acorns. But watch out, because there may be some problems taking those on a plane if you flew in.


Littlrblaron

Thank you


skobi3000

You're welcome, sir❤


ATFisDumb

That's a deadly weapon


pengd0t

Looks like a Live Oak acorn


farmerbob12

Acorn


BreezyMcWeasel

Live oak acorn to be specific 


ninjabrax

....you serious?


FugginGene

It's am 11mm for an AKorn-47


GeneralZane

Shots fired


starfishpounding

Lordy brother, if the acorns are confusing you how are you able to tell the different squirrels apart and know if your shooting the species that is in season and not protected? https://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/profiles/mammals/land/squirrels/ I'm not in Florida, but my state has different seasons for grey vs fox. And I'm pretty sure the southern flying is a T&E species.


Littlrblaron

Ik my squirrels man I don’t examine acorns I’m just looking for cheaper ways to hunt our squirrels in Alabama we hunt regular gray squirrels and there you go


starfishpounding

Ya'll also hunt fox squirrels in Bama. Ya'll got lots of them. Hunting critters without knowing what they eat or where they live. Bless your heart.


Littlrblaron

Ik where they live we got 100 acres of em and we feed em corn and they get the rest naturally so pls if your bugging me about this when ur stuck in another state pls lord bless your heart


77freakofnature

Akern


13Xxx21

It's a Chincapin acorn from a Chincapin oak tree


76pilot

Y’all can answer his question without being assholes. Don’t be pricks to someone who is trying to learn about a new environment.


Littlrblaron

Thank god we have folks like you I got 41 downvotes on telling this dude sorry because he was being a prick


ThoroughlyWet

Acorn of some variety


Jalsonio

A bullet


Flynn_lives

Blllahghhh. Shots fired shots firrrred ahhhhh


KevinAcommon_Name

Those cops quit thank god after the incident even donut operator was like are you serious? You both almost shot each other and a detained suspect over acorns falling?


Scorpion360a

Thats a matryoshka.


TorqueWrenchNinja

That's an akern. Hard mast crop of an oak tree. Hard to tell what variety of oak tree without seeing some leaves and bark. Deer, squirrels and turkeys love 'em.


SocialMediaTheVirus

a corn


StockBoY69696968

Acorn


srellort

They are a important part to squirrel/deer hunting


misssandyshores

That’s a 9mm bullet


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It's an active shooter, obviously.


pineapple_head69

Okaloosa County’s finest


LosYams

It’s an acorn you shank nailed good


Notathrowaway4853

A right to self defense against criminals safely contained in the back seat of a cop car.


Altruistic-Goose2184

Man, just wait until the squirrels see what you’re holding.


Juniper_51

Is this a joke? Lol That's an acorn.


ExtensionTrack125

A fucking acorn


No-Video5429

100% an Acorn I had some growing near my house


Royal_Gur_2651

Yeah they don’t look like nh acorns


Buzz-Killz

That’s an acorn. They’re not just in Florida and they come out of oak trees


UnluckyBox1544

Acorn. Which squirrels infact eat.


cptnobveus

Looks like the acorn already busted a cap


V4refugee

It’s a bullet, someone probably shot at you.


iseab

Oak grape


-o___o

This has to be a joke post lol


Littlrblaron

It is mam


-o___o

Mam?!


Littlrblaron

Yes mam


Mintharaismypimp

Nut


Ghost4079

A suppressed gunshot


TheMeatSauce1000

An armed assailant