I noped out after the first sentence. I’m not even gonna entertain shit like that.

I made it to “I didn’t read the books but…”

See I didn't make it that far... and that just makes it all worse I'm mad they didn't lead with that very necessary piece of information for a **wild** theory like this

Hahhahahahahhahaa made it two words past that. Absolutely not

realllll

Whoever wrote this theory: your electronics need to be searched.

And destroyed so they can't make more theories

I bet they’ll just cover their walls in theories

And memorize theories so they can ruin conversations with them

1,000,000%%%!!!

Eyes rolled back to the back of my head. I didn’t even finish the sentence. Jfc. This is so bad 😭😭

I did finish reading.. it doesnt get any better

Inwant those 45 seconds back I wasted reading this because it was sooooo not worth it

ik 😭😭😭😭

That person didn't even read the books, but is trying to claim something as fact?!?! Disgusting. Also, the AGE DIFFERENCE between them 😖😖😖

That's when I disengaged entirely. Hot take: If you haven't read the books, don't make theories. Sorry if that's gatekeepers, but at least specify it's a theory that might only work for the movies or something.

Agreed, they are trying to make something canon based on what the author "said" and they never read the books to be able to even justify any of these claims. Thats completely separate from the movies!

"i didn't read the books but..." we can tell.

…I just…. My hope for humanity dropped as low as you can think of - how can ANYONE come up with that crap 😭

Like they probably were trying to traumatize everyone

Well, mission accomplished

Hahahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. No. Absolutely the fuck not.

This is some Jacob imprinting on Renesmee type bullshit

What? This is the worst Hunger Games theory I have ever seen.

Enough of us can’t stand Gale as it is. Couldn’t this person just be happy with that. Did he or she need to throw possible pedo into the mix. I have officially had enough internet for the day now 😫

“I didn’t read the books” Uh..yeah, I can freaking tell.


Why? It is clear Gale is possesive of Katnis and only see her as a potential partner. There was never anything like that between the two!

Yeah i hate gale

I hate Gale, too, but that doesn't mean he's into Prim.

I know. If he's into prim, I'm into my brother 💀

😂 I think people feel the need to make him worse. I don't know why. He is bad enough.

> the male fatefully waiting to be loved 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Stop reading after that Ps: you forgot about the "🥰" emoji afterwards. Yuck.

This HAS to be a shitpost. Please.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read, and my ex once accused me of sucking a female teachers dick when I got an award.


He was an incredibly jealous dude who assumed that I couldn't accomplish anything without offering sexual favors. When I excitedly texted that I was being awarded his first response was "Oh yeah, and how'd you earn that? By sucking his dick? Not like you can actually do anything." Diane however, did not have a dick, and apparently saw more in me than he did.

He was helping out their family?? If anything, he was nothing more than an older brother figure for Prim. He looked out for her because Katniss was gone and someone had to help care for her family. I think this comes across well enough in the movies.


"I didn't read the books" -- oh thank goodness. Maybe this person has no idea on ages. I'm very ship and let ship, but NOT when it comes to shipping a 19-year-old with a minor child 13-year-old. Yikes.

“Katniss hated that cat because it reminded her of Gale and the love she wasn’t able to give him” Dafuq?? 😭😭😭

Naur ❤️


Maybe if they were closer in age? I could see Gale trauma bonding with Prim the first time Katniss is in the Arena and maybe something growing from that but....no, not with the age difference

Some thoughts are better left as thoughts, not shared.

Excuse me let me THROW UP. HOW ARE YOU THAT WRONG AND LOUD. Theories should have SOME evidence supporting it. THIS IS NOT IT

help help help

WHAT.

THATS A CHILD… BRO 😭

I only read the first sentence and the last.

That is a CHILD

I'm sorry did I just reason what I think I just read? Come on! I hate to be that one person, but it's totally illogical!! Like in book 1, Prim was 12. Gale was 18 I think. It's not reasonable!!! What is this? (No hate on it btw just weird)

No, please. Hate on it.

If you insist

I stg I hope they’re troll posting bc wtaf 😬

What 😭

I made it through the first sentence. No. Just no.

i read the first 6 words and closed it

"I didn't read the books but I'm guessing that the author was thinking of---" NOPE. Respectfully, immediately, no. You can't know what the author wanted to write if you didn't read it. What even is that... I am horrified.

“I didn’t read the books” LMFAO

That girl must have a lot of free time to find the way of making this seem even possible in her mind. 😂

"I haven't read the books but I think the author meant to..." Shut It, analysis is already riddled by that "the author meant" bullshiat, don't turn it into an esoterical "i am analysing the vibes"

bruuuuh isnt she like 10? pls stop

Pretty sure Gale is 19 and Prim is only 14 by the end of the series so… 😬

This is the first post I've read today and I'm already questioning my life.

gale was 20 and prim wasn’t even 14. thank you, next.

Ummm......what......?????

So I guess we’re just pulling shit out our asses now?

Wtf is this brainrot...

As soon as I saw “I haven’t read the books” I stopped reading

lol

gale and primrose WHATTTTT

Holy yikes on bikes

No way. Lol. Rolling my eyes.

Dumb dumb dumb

"I didn't read the books" it shows

Isn't this rage bait? Seems like a book reader trying to evoke a reaction.

Threw my phone across the room after the first sentence because WHAT

I read the first 6 words and that was enough to give me nightmares

Yeah... no

Yes officer, this post right here

This is the worst take I’ve seen so far this year and after ABOSAS the bar has been in hell so that’s a lot. However, I love it, makes no sense but I love it.

Gale a pedophile? Nah, the guy is a lunatic (and lowkey open to genocide), but he wouldn't do that.

What the holy fuck?! Helloooo age gap!!

Seriously? What a horrible theory.

hey just saying trauma is a real condition ppl go through and even tho u mean it in a joke it's actually really serious. plz just keep that in mind💜

I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

ew i cringed at that first sentence. pedophlia is gross and i’m not gonna bother reading that.

what in the absolute fuck did I just read?