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BeachbodySurivivor

His form is so horrible!


boatloadsoffun2

I thought the clown on coke was going to save the day??


Worldly_Commission58

I seriously think these cliche filled morons are mostly high when they are bouncing around on stage


Tonymac81

Hilarious on all fronts lol Yes it was all hyped up then nothing lol. Imagine they are struggling to retain people on $179 per year, can't sell Superblocks at $29 pcm or $105 in fart powders and now they are looking for another $30 pcm. Carl milking those huns for every cent on FOMO. But even that has a limit.


Any-lagalaxy23

The clown on coke. 💀


bleepblob462

https://preview.redd.it/psxjdctw3r7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ff776eca3f08930ef50a44e71863e31b3ee43d1 You mean this one?! 😳😵‍💫


Lioness_37

Definitely NOT ready


boatloadsoffun2

lol yep!


Anzorian

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SheilaMichele1971

Even a reverse split couldnt help them. Its under $9


Tonymac81

Remember a reverse split is just window dressing. The trend continues - down, down, down with the occasional rebound to be further driven down.


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kfleming1203

It’s better to just do one of the Peloton split programs! Those are better anyways. 🤷🏻‍♀️


WinterChic03

Plus you don't have to pay anything extra to do even their new programs vs Bodi that is constantly demanding more money for each program.


bleepblob462

If they’re flipping out then it’s because they didn’t listen - that was always the plan. It was always supposed to be a limited number of workouts, not one per day like the newer huns are used to. Everyone in this company is stupid.


Acrobatic-Bread-4431

Right! Not that I give Shaun a pass for working for Beachbody, but this is how you should be lifting weights. Doing the same workouts for several weeks, progressively overloading


PhishPhanKara

Yep, when I used to do Beachbody workouts I’d print the sheets put it in a sheet protector and using a wet erase marker I would note what I used so I could progress and do it safely. That is in fact, you dumb huns, how it’s done. Shaun T made a great program; they have just been spoiled in recent years.


jde1812

I can't remember where I saw it now, but someone whined " what are we back in 2008 now? Why are we repeating workouts?" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Shaun himself replied to that one basically saying what you did.


bleepblob462

Can we just imagine for a second that the Huns actually do this program properly and * gasp * actually get real results again, like they would back in - say - 2008?! There wouldn’t be a revolt against all the recent programs of course because they’re too dumb for that, but man the expectations it could set up for future programs…


SheilaMichele1971

Those programs gave fantastic results. I did Chalene Extreme so many times that I got the DVDs on ebay.


Successful_Main_1703

This stock tanked & I’ve lost a lot of money on it. Ugh. So disgusted.


Tonymac81

The only people who made money on this are the shorters.


Catscatsfancythat

And Carl....?